Unexpected Consequences | By : dirty_cassirole Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3250 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto fandom or any of the characters. I got this idea after reading Male Pregnancy Serum by AshakiranTheTenthBeast, but went a slightly different way with it. This is written purely for fun, no money/profit made. |
Shikamaru stared at his reflection in the mirror. He was in his black sweatpants, but was shirtless. He ran his hands over the now larger bulge in his stomach. He sucked in a big breath and gently pushed on the bulge, but quickly let it out in frustration.
“It’s not going to go away any time soon.”
Shikamaru turned and saw Temari leaning against the doorframe of their room, her arms crossed, and a smirk on her face.
“Troublesome woman,” he replied as he turned back to the mirror.
He heard Temari chuckle and saw her walk up to him in the mirror. He took in a quick breath when he felt her cold hands on his bear skin. “Geez, woman. Why are your hands so cold?”
“Sorry,” Temari said trying not to laugh, but made no move to remover her hands.
They both stood there staring at their reflections in the mirror, Temari running her hands over Shikamaru’s stomach. “I can’t believe you’re already five months along.”
Shikamaru sighed, grabbed Temari’s hands and pushed them away, and moved over to the bed, grabbed his shirt, and slipped it over his head.
“Sorry, I forgot you hate this,” Temari said.
“No,” Shikamaru said as he looked back at her. She saw that his face was a bit red. “It’s troublesome and embarrassing.”
“So you don’t hate it?” Temari asked raising an eyebrow.
Shikamaru looked down at his stomach. “I think I’ve actually come to really love the child.”
“Didn’t your mom say that would happen?”
Shikamaru looked back at her with a small smile. “Yeah, but I didn’t actually think it would happen. I mean, how can someone love someone that they haven’t even met yet?”
“Well you’re the genius,” Temari replied. She walked over and stood next to him. “But I think it’s your maternal instincts kicking in.” Shikamaru gave her a dirty look and Temari just laughed. “Come on, or we’ll be late.”
Shikamaru nodded and they both went to the kitchen to grab a quick bite to eat, then headed to the hospital. All four of them, the two woman and the two “shemales,” as Kiba so kindly calls him and Lee, were now about five months along and it was time to figure out what the genders of the babies were going to be.
As they were walking down the street, Shikamaru caught something out of the corner of his eye and looked to find Asuma looking down at him. Asuma immediately looked away when he saw Shikamaru looking at him and ran off.
After Asuma came into his and Temari’s home to tell him about why he had actually hurt Shikamaru, Asuma had started avoiding Shikamaru. He knew that it was simply because of the restraining order that Shikaku had placed on Asuma, but Shikamaru could tell that it was for another reason as well.
If he was going to be completely honest with himself, Shikamaru really missed Asuma. He let out a sigh as he looked back down, and that caught Temari’s attention.
“You ok?” she asked concerned.
Shikamaru looked at her and smiled. “Yeah, I’m just tired,” he lied.
Temari knew he was lying because she too saw Asuma, but she just nodded and they walked quietly the rest of the way to the hospital.
When they got there, they saw Lee and Guy just arriving as well.
“Shikamaru! Temari!” Lee yelled as he waved at them.
Shikamaru smiled. “Same old Lee.”
Temari nodded in agreement.
“You two are sure looking youthful today,” Guy said when Shikamaru and Temari got closer.
“If you say so,” Shikamaru said.
“Shikamaru, you are bigger than I am,” Lee said.
As soon as they started showing, Lee had made it a point to always compare his and Shikamaru’s bellies. Shikamaru found it slightly annoying, but he figured it was Lee’s way of staying competitive since he couldn’t do any training now.
“Yeah, it’s really troublesome,” Shikamaru said as he put his hands in his pockets.
Lee looked up at Guy. “Does that mean that Shikamaru’s baby is healthier than mine, Guy Sensei?”
“Lee, I told you that you don’t have to call me that anymore.”
Lee lowered his head. “Sorry, Guy Sen… Sorry.”
Guy placed his hand on Lee’s shoulder and smiled. “Don’t worry about it, Lee.” He then looked back at Shikamaru and Temari. “Are you two ready to learn the gender of your baby?”
“Temari is,” Shikamaru said plainly.
“Hey!” Temari said as she turned to Shikamaru and slapped his arm gently. “You are too.” She turned back to Guy. “He’s already trying to figure out what he’s going to call it.”
“We,” Shikamaru corrected her.
“Sorry, we,” Temari said.
“Do you not want to help him decide, Temari?” Lee asked.
“No, of course I do, but every name I put out there he just rolls his eyes at.”
“Troublesome woman,” Shikamaru said looking away.
“Hey, you’re the one being troublesome here,” Temari said.
“Why don’t we go in and see if the others are here yet,” Guy quickly put in. He hated it when others fought, and didn’t want the yelling to surround his unborn child inside Lee.
“Yeah,” Temari said happily as she grabbed Shikamaru’s hand and dragged him to the doors.
“Will you slow down. I am carrying more weight than usual you know,” Shikamaru said trying to keep up.
The four of them went through the door and saw that Kakashi, Sakura, Kiba, and Kurenai were already in the waiting room talking with each other. Guy immediately went over to Kakashi, Lee right on his heels, and Temari pulled Shikamaru over to Kurenai and Sakura.
“Temari, Shikamaru, good to see you again,” Kurenai greeted.
Shikamaru nodded and sat down. Temari rolled her eyes then turned her focus on the two other women. “So, how are you guys doing?”
“Good. I can already fell my child kicking like crazy,” Sakura said.
“Really? Shikamaru hasn’t mentioned anything about his baby moving,” Temari said worried.
“Temari, this is Shikamaru’s kid we’re talking about here. It probably thinks it’s too ‘troublesome’ to move,” Sakura said.
They all laughed.
“I’m sure his baby’s fine, Temari,” Kurenai said. “I haven’t really felt my two moving much either, much to Kiba’s dismay.” Sakura and Temari looked at her confused. Kurenai smiled. “Ever since his mother said I should start feeling them move soon, he’s constantly been asking, ‘Have they moved yet?’ ‘What does it feel like?’ ‘When will I be able to feel it?’”
“Wow, he’s really eager to feel them move,” Temari said.
“Yeah,” Kurenai said. She glanced over at Shikamaru and smiled. “And I think Shikamaru’s been feeling something too.”
“Huh?” Temari said and she and Sakura both looked over at Shikamaru who was making a weird face while rubbing his stomach.
Temari quickly walked over to him. “Are you feeling the baby kick?” she asked excitedly.
“Huh?” Shikamaru said and looked up at her.
“You’re rubbing your stomach and making a weird face,” Temari replied while pointing at his hand.
“I guess I feel something, but…”
“Why didn’t you tell me?” Temari said a bit too loudly.
“Cause I knew you’d over react like you are right now,” Shikamaru said.
Temari looked around and saw everyone staring at her. “Sorry,” she said as she sat down next to him. “What does it feel like?”
“I don’t know. Like something is pushing against my stomach. Although, it’s not really that noticeable, just when I’m sitting around doing nothing,” Shikamaru said.
“It won’t be very noticeable yet,” Sakura said as she and Kurenai sat down in the chairs nearby.
“So when you said you could feel your babies kicks like crazy, you just meant that you’ve been feeling it a lot?” Temari asked.
“Well yes and no,” Sakura said. “A mother will start to feel the baby kicking around the fourth or fifth month, so some may be able to feel them stronger because they’ve been feeling it more than others.”
“Oh!”
They all turned to Kurenai and saw her rubbing her stomach.
“Did you feel the babies kick?” Temari asked.
“They moved?” Kiba yelled.
They looked up to see Kiba running over to them.
“Yes,” Kurenai said.
“Can I feel?” Kiba asked excitedly.
“It was just once, Kiba,” Kurenai said.
Kiba knelt down in front of her and placed both hands on her stomach gently and leaned in real close to her stomach. “Come on, pups. Kick for daddy. Please,” Kiba begged.
“Pups?” Sakura asked.
“He’s been calling them pups ever since we found out we were having twins. Evidentially it’s something their family jokes about.”
“And he says that in public?” Shikamaru asked.
“No, but it slips when he’s really excited,” Kurenai replied.
“I feel it!” Kiba shouted. “I felt them kick!”
Kurenai laughed and looked down at her husband who was absolutely beaming. “Well, I guess it’s good they’re listening to you now.”
Kiba relaxed a bit, stood up, and kissed Kurenai. “I love you.”
“I love you too, Kiba,” Kurenai said.
“May I join you guys too?” Lee asked.
“Of course, Lee,” Sakura said.
“Have you felt your baby kick yet?” Shikamaru asked him.
“Yes. My baby is already learning how to punch and kick. Guy Sensei says he or she will be a great tai jutsu user like we are,” Lee said.
“I’m sure it will,” Kurenai said.
“All right everyone. Listen up.” Everyone turned to see Tsunade standing at the front of the room. “We are going to start the second ultrasounds now. Lee, I’d like to see you and Guy first.”
“All right!” Lee shouted.
“Lee, we’re inside. Keep your voice down,” Tsunade said sternly.
“Sorry, ma’am.”
Guy walked up to him, took his hand, and they walked away with Tsunade.
NNNNNNNNN
“Ok, Lee, you know what to do,” Tsunade said.
Lee nodded and went over to the bed and sat down, leaning back and raising his shirt to reveal his large stomach. Guy stood on one side, and Tsunade sat down in a chair on the other side and squeezed some of the gel onto Lee’s stomach.
“Ah, that is cold,” Lee said.
“Sorry, we forgot to warm up the gel this time,” Tsunade said as she grabbed the probe and turned on the screen. “Alright, first we’re going to make sure the baby’s still doing ok.”
They all watched the screen as Tsunade moved the probe around on Lee’s stomach and they saw the baby appear. Tsunade flipped a switch and listened to the fast heartbeat.
“So is he or she ok?” Lee asked.
Tsunade smiled. “From what I can see it is. Now, let’s find out the gender.”
Guy grabbed Lee’s hand and they smiled at each other before looking back at the screen eagerly. After a few minutes of silence, Guy got impatient. “Well?”
Tsunade finally stopped the probe and pointed to a small part of the baby. “You see that?” Guy and Lee both concentrated on the spot Tsunade was pointing to. “That there says your child is a boy.”
“A boy!” Guy said happily.
“I am happy it is a boy. I do not think I would know how to raise a girl,” Lee said.
Tsunade chuckled as she took the probe and wiped it off. “I’m sure you would’ve figured it out.”
Tsunade looked away to place the probe back on the table, and when she looked back she saw Guy and Lee kissing very passionately. She cleared her throat and the two pulled apart, Lee’s face slightly red. “There is a reason that I wanted to see the two of you first.”
“And why’s that?” Guy asked.
“Lee,” she asked ignoring Guy’s question, “has Guy been extremely pushy when it comes to sex lately?”
Lee’s face went redder. “Uh, is he not supposed to?”
“Well, normally I’d say it’s none of my business what the two of you do, but in this case it could be a problem,” Tsunade said.
“What kind of problem?” Guy asked.
Tsunade looked up at him. “Asuma raped Shikamaru again a while back, and after he told his side of the story, I had a few tests done on him.”
“I had heard that something happened to Shikamaru and Asuma, but did not know that happened,” Lee said. “Is Shikamaru ok?”
“I believe he’s doing better, but I think we can all tell that it’s bothering him,” Tsunade said looking at Lee.
“So what did your tests show?” Guy asked.
“Well, the only thing that was of concern was his blood test. He had a small sample of the same serum that is running through both Lee and Shikamaru’s blood, just not as much.”
“But how is that possible?” Lee asked.
“Asuma said that when they were captured, he admitted that he gave Shikamaru a blow job first before he actually had sex with Shikamaru. That serum must have already spread throughout Shikamaru’s body and somehow transferred into Asuma through the semen that Shikamaru shot into Asuma’s mouth,” Tsunade said.
“But the semen doesn’t come from the bloodstream, so how is that even possible?” Guy asked.
“I have no idea,” Tsunade replied. “We’ve been trying to figure that out ourselves. The only thing I was able to come up with is that while Asuma was thrusting his mouth on and off Shikamaru’s member, he scraped the member enough to cause Asuma to get some of Shikamaru’s blood in his mouth.”
“So you think Guy Sensei has this serum in him too?” Lee asked.
“I don’t know, but I need to find out,” Tsunade replied and stood up. She went over and got a syringe off a small tray and brought it back to the two men. “I’m going to take a blood sample from you Guy and have it tested. If it has the serum in it too, then we may have a serious problem on our hands.”
“I haven’t cut Lee while doing anything,” Guy said as he rolled up his sleeve.
“If that’s the case, then my theory about Asuma accidentally cutting Shikamaru will be wrong, and we will be back to square one on this mystery,” Tsunade said.
She wrapped a rubber string around the top of his arm, wiped a small spot with a sterile cloth, smacked that spot a couple times, and stuck the needle in. The syringe quickly filled with the red liquid, and when there was enough, she pulled it out, placed a small gauze pad on the spot, and quickly taped it.
“Ok, that’s all I need,” Tsunade said. “Go ahead and return to the waiting room. I’ll take this down to the lab to get tested immediately.”
Guy rolled his sleeve back down, nodded, and helped Lee get off the bed. They walked back in the waiting room and was now the center of attention.
“So, what are you having?”
“Is it a boy or a girl?”
“Tell us already.”
Guy raised his hands and smiled. “Calm down everyone.” He turned to Lee. “Go ahead, Lee.”
Lee smiled. “We are having a boy.”
Everyone congratulated them, and the girls pulled Lee away from Guy to start asking him questions. Guy just walked back over to Kakashi and talked with him.
After a few more minutes, Tsunade came back into the room. “Sorry for the wait.”
“Can we go next?” Kiba asked loudly.
“Kiba,” Kurenai said sternly.
“It’s alright,” Tsunade said. “You two can go next.”
Kiba helped Kurenai stand up and literally bounced out of the room.
NNNNNNNNNN
“How have you been feeling, Kurenai?” Tsunade asked after Kurenai was situated in the bed.
“A little tired,” Kurenai said.
“And hungry,” Kiba said. “I think she could out eat Choji right now.”
“Well, that’s to be expected,” Tsunade said with a smile. “The babies need lots of nourishment to grow.”
“That’s fine and all, but do they really need her to eat at two o’clock in the morning for something we don’t have in the house? I can’t tell you how many times Kurenai has asked me to go out and get something.”
“I’ve thanked you for it every time,” Kurenai said.
“Well, yeah. I guess that is the good part about it,” Kiba said with a sly smile.
“Ok, how about we get to the baby now and you leave your personal activities to yourselves,” Tsunade said.
“Sorry,” Kurenai said.
They watched her as she got the probe out, put the gel on Kurenai’s stomach, and the screen light up with the picture of their babies. They also heard the double heartbeats of the twins’ hearts.
“They both appear to be healthy,” Tsunade said.
“So what are the genders?” Kiba asked.
“Well, the first one here,” Tsunade said as she moved the probe to only show one of the babies, “is a girl.”
Kiba squinted and leaned in closer. “How can you tell?”
Tsunade chuckled. “Well, let’s see if you can tell after we look at your son.”
Tsunade moved the probe around until she got a good view of the second child.
“Oh,” Kiba said when he clearly saw the small protrusion on the child. “Wait, so that means we’re having a girl and a boy!”
Kurenai smiled. “Yes, it does.”
“All right!” Kiba said and fist pumped the air.
Tsunade had already cleaned the probe and Kurenai’s stomach off and stood up. “Congratulations you two.”
Kurenai struggled to sit up, so Kiba helped her. “I’ll be so glad when I can move on my own again.”
“I hear many women say that,” Tsunade said.
They got back to the waiting room and everyone congratulated.
“Shikamaru, you’re next,” Tsunade said.
Shikamaru stood up and Temari grabbed his hand as they followed Tsunade to the room.
NNNNNNNNNN
“Has everything been going ok?” Tsunade asked as Shikamaru situated himself.
“Yeah, he’s been taking the vitamins, eating really well, sleeping a lot…”
“And stopped puking my guts out,” Shikamaru finished.
Tsunade laughed. “I’m sure you’re glad about that.”
“Extremely,” Shikamaru replied.
“Well, how about we see what you’re going to have,” Tsunade said as she placed the probe in the gel on Shikamaru’s stomach.
She went through the same thing as the other, searched around to make sure the baby was ok, listened to the heartbeat, and stopped over the lower half of the child, but not with a happy face.
“What’s wrong?” Shikamaru asked worried.
“Hmmm,” Tsunade said as she turned to him. “Oh, nothing. You’re having a boy.”
Neither Shikamaru nor Temari smiled. “But something must be wrong if you have that face,” Temari said.
“I’m sorry,” Tsunade said. “Guy and Lee are having a boy too, and I was just wondering if that could be just a coincidence or if the serum only lets you have boys.”
Shikamaru looked down at his stomach. “Could you be wrong?”
Tsunade and Temari both looked at him. “Well, it’s possible, but I’ve been doing this enough that I know what to look for,” Tsunade said.
“Aren’t you happy with a boy?” Temari asked.
Shikamaru looked up at Temari and gave her a small smile. “Yeah, a boy’s fine.”
“Well he’s healthy and strong, so don’t worry too much about it,” Tsunade said. “I could be jumping the gun and it could just be a coincidence that you and Lee are both having boys.”
Shikamaru nodded and they cleaned up and went back to the waiting room.
Everyone congratulated Shikamaru and Temari as Kakashi and Sakura headed out of the room.
NNNNNNNNN
“I really hope all four of you don’t go into labor at the same time,” Tsunade said as Sakura sat on the bed.
“Why’s that?” Kakashi asked.
“Because doing this for all four of you back to back is a little exhausting,” Tsunade replied.
Sakura smiled. “You know you don’t have to do this, my lady. You could always get Shizune to do it or someone else.”
“I know, but I want to oversee Lee and Shikamaru’s pregnancies, so I might as well do yours and Kurenai’s too,” Tsunade replied.
The screen turned on and they all watched as the picture focused in on the baby. The heartbeat was strong and Tsunade declared the child healthy, so now it was time to see what gender it was.
“Here we go,” Tsunade said when she finally found a good angle.
“A girl,” Sakura said happily.
“Very good, Sakura,” Tsunade said.
“You can tell because there’s no stick on it right?” Kakashi said.
“Well, not the way I would’ve put it, but yeah, the lack of it does mean it’s a girl,” Tsunade said.
“You’re ok with a girl, right?” Sakura asked Kakashi.
Kakashi smiled behind his masked, leaned down, and kissed Sakura on the forehead. “Of course. I’m sure she’ll be just as beautiful as you are, my flower.”
Sakura blushed at the nickname. “Ok.”
Tsunade finished wiping off Sakura’s stomach and stood up. “I have something I need to check on. Can the two of you get back to the waiting room.”
“I think we’ll be fine. If I get lost, I’ll trust Sakura to point me in the right direction,” Kakashi said.
“Yeah, wouldn’t want you to get lost on the path of life again,” Sakura said.
Tsunade raised an eyebrow at that, but didn’t say anything. “Sakura, will you tell everyone that we will schedule another appointment soon. I forgot to mention that when they were in here. You should know the time frame.”
“Yes, my lady,” Sakura said.
They all left the room and when Kakashi and Sakura got back and told everyone the news, congratulations were passed around again.
“Hey, why don’t we all go out to eat in celebration of finding out what our kids are gonna be?” Kiba suggested.
“That sounds like a great idea,” Guy said.
“I am getting hungry again,” Lee said.
“Yeah, I’m getting there too,” Shikamaru said.
“Then it’s agreed. Why don’t we all meet up at that new restaurant that opened up yesterday,” Sakura said.
“Sounds good to me,” Temari said.
Everyone agreed and they all headed out.
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