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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
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Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
Last Time:
In the morning they packed everything up and left the village completely unaware of a set of fiery eyes following them all the way to the border of town and making sure they leave …
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Itachi looked at the feverish sleeping young man in the bed trying to breath. It was his younger brother Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke has been suffering on and off for nearly two years with some unexplainable affliction making the young wolf so weak and sick that he is left bedridden. No one can understand what was going on with the demon.
“brother” Sasuke whispered in a hoarse voice and opened his dazed eyes.
“I’m here Sasuke” Itachi said softly and moved closer to his little brother “would you like some water?” he asked as he saw a pitcher of fresh ice water next to the bed with a glass that his mother probably put there.
“yes” Itachi filled the glass with water … with some help the younger Uchiha managed to sit up and drink the cool liquid “hurts” Sasuke gasped in pain and held his chest.
“I know” Itachi bit his lip to keep himself from crying. Sasuke needed support right now and shedding tears won’t help. He put the glass of water down and tucked his brother into bed. The lights were flicked off and Itachi quietly shut the door. As he went downstairs he saw his parents seated at the dining room table.
Mikoto looked up and smiled sadly “how is he?”
“it seems even worse than his last episode” Itachi admitted somberly.
Fugaku sighed “I’ll call the Harunos if he’s still bad tomorrow … we need to figure out how to pay for those remedies”
“they are very expensive, but we’ll find a way” Mikoto assured. It was difficult to say if she was saying that to comfort them or herself.
When vampires need special protection from sun and hide their real age they go to the Haruno family for help. All creatures have a distrust for healers, but in extreme cases some try to get help for other conditions. Granted most can’t or won’t even considering asking do to distrust, which was only amplified when they see the exorbitant prices and terribly bedside manner of many of the arrogant Harunos.
None of the Harunos claimed to be healers, but the Akatsuki did review them. They were allowed to do what they do with etched rings for vampires, but their knowledge for other things wasn’t even reviewed so technically they could keep doing so because the Akatsuki gave them a license … they just conveniently forget to mention that the license they were given is only for ring spells not for medicinal care.
“I’ll meet you at the station Dad. I have to meet someone” Itachi said as he grabbed his coat and put it on.
“right … be careful” Fugaku stood up and pulled Itachi into a hug. The man wasn’t usually the most affectionate person, but that changed when Sasuke became ill. Fugaku has even been taking days off to help and that’s unheard of …
“I will Dad, you too” Itachi liked this change in his father, but it was a bit bittersweet. He let his father go and hugged his mother “good bye” for a second he thought his mother wouldn’t let him go, but eventually she did and he left. As he drove down the road towards the Uzumaki mansion he noticed the four demon hunters packing up their things “they’re leaving already? I thought they would cause more problems … oh well, good riddance” Itachi pulled over and watched them from his car as they finished. He carefully followed behind them since it was towards the Uzumaki mansion anyway and was delighted to see them turn on the road that too them right out of the village.
One huge weight came off the officer’s shoulders It was good to know that was over. Suddenly Itachi saw something so strange that he slammed on the breaks … peering at him from the snow covered trees was a pair of fiery red and gold eyes. Though it was almost the end of winter and the trees had no leaves for cover or a lot of snow he couldn’t clearly see the creature. However he could tell that the red eyes belonged to a huge canine …
A canine that was headed towards the Uzumaki mansion!
Itachi drove off to the mansion much faster than before, but the creature seemed to keep up. Unfortunately he lost track of the unknown creature just as he slowed down to go down the long winding driveway safely. Once he came to a full stop he jumped out from the car and looked around. Whatever it was wasn’t there anymore. At least he couldn’t smell anything indicating that it was still nearby.
“Itachi! What are you doing just standing there? Come in!” Minato yelled from the open door.
Itachi raised an eyebrow “Minato, what are you doing here?”
Minato grinned as the officer came in the house “I came to visit” the blonde professor commented as he shut he door behind Itachi.
“I see … so where is Naruto?” Itachi asked as he hung his coat. This place was amazing. The ceiling were high and decorated with intricate plaster work to compliment the beautiful rich dark woodwork. When you first walk in you see the large dining room with a chandelier and to the right was the kitchen. To the left was a huge living room with a grand piano. The first floor also had a large study, a library and a sun room in the back near the greenhouse. The officer came here only once as a kid, but that was years ago when the Uzumakis were still alive … rumor has it there’s several secret passages and a ballroom on the second floor …
“oh he wasn’t here when we came in” Itachi looked into the living room and saw Hiruzen, Tobirama, Hashirama, Iruka and Shino sitting on the plush chairs and couch “we let ourselves in” said Hashirama as Minato sat down next to him.
The officer sweat dropped “you shouldn’t just go wandering into a person’s home without permission-…” Itachi’s jaw dropped slightly as he remembered something. Four of the people were vampires! Vampires can’t just wander into a human’s house! So what does that mean? That Naruto isn’t human? If that’s the case why not just say so? There’s no need for secrecy here of all places.
That’s when Itachi saw something that absolutely stunned him. The rings that were made to protect the vampires from the sun and ide there age were all laying on the snack covered table … vampires were sitting unprotected in a sun drenched room and eating as if they were really liking the taste of food!
“ah good to see you’re all here” everyone, even the stunned Uchiha, turned and their minds came to a screeching halt … there walking into the room from the back of the house was a butt naked British blonde male “as you can see officer, I’m unarmed. Just give me a moment to get dressed” Naruto ignored the eyes following him as he went up the stairs. They were transfixed by the strong tone muscles rippling under the tan skin and that … very big, thick maleness swinging freely in the air. Not one person could look away …
Before Itachi could stop himself he said “you look well armed to me” the wolf demon blushed as Naruto smirked at even though everyone else nodded in agreement. Moments later Naruto returned with black pants and a red shirt.
“Naruto … what were you doing?” Tobirama asked the second his brain started working normally again.
The Brit shrugged “I went for a stroll”
“you walk around like that in this weather?” Itachi gaped, but couldn’t help feeling the sudden urge to rip off those clothes and spread his legs- … Whoa! When the hell did he become a horny submissive?!
“I do many tings in that attire. You can always join of course” Naruto purred. He directed the invite to all those present earning several blushes.
Itachi gulped “g-good to know” he shook his head to try to regain his senses “ummm … right, now why are we here instead of discussing the break in at the station?” Itachi asked as he heroically tried to focus any where except Naruto’s crotch. It was becoming clear that this man may not be human, but he’d ask later.
“ah yes” Hiruzen put his tea down on the table “well we wanted to tell you the reason why Naruto has come to this village. He wants to offer his skills as a healer”
“I see” Itachi glanced at Naruto “so that is why you wanted to talk to me alone” get a wolf away from the pack you can reason with it, but if you go for the entire pack you could never reason with the dangerous pack mentality.
Hashirama nodded “yes, while your pack and this entire village have good reason to be paranoid Naruto has proven to each of us that he is very skilled and trustworthy”
“you mean the fact that you’re all not burning in the sunlight and not gagging on real food” said the rather stunned Uchiha.
Shino smirked “that is only the beginning … my father and I are creatures as well” a swarm came from the next room and perfectly spelled the words ‘insect charmer’ in the air.
“I thought that was a myth” Itachi watched in awe as the insects made an ‘X’ in the air to say he was wrong before Shino dismissed them with a wave and buzzed out of the room.
“no we aren’t. Nearly everyone assumed we were a myth. Naruto thought we were extinct, but despite that he checked to be sure. It’s because of that my father wasn’t killed by a lung infection” Shino explained with a great deal of gratefulness in his tone. Shibi would have been here too, but he had a meeting to get to.
Hiruzen smiled “Naruto saved both mine and Hashirama’s from the brink of death, which involved injuries do to silver or devils bane. He even saved Iruka”
Iruka pouted “and he was the one who knocked out those idiot goblins”
Minato popped a cookie in his mouth and smiled “he even cured vampirism. The issue we had with light, silver, devils bane, undying thirst for human blood and so on were do to a virus of sorts, which he purged from our system. We still need blood, but a small amount of animal blood satisfies us like it never has before and we can eat and sleep soundly now. He also applied talismans that are far more effective at hiding our age than those gaudy rings” to prove the blonde professor’s point Hiruzen pressed his wrist and suddenly turned to his elderly headmaster face and pressed again to revert back to his true sexy self.
To say Itachi was stunned to hear all this was an understatement and his instincts were screaming that it was all true. A part of him wasn’t sure, but the desire to take a chance was strong. Sasuke … he won’t last much longer. The Harunos’ treatments were no longer effective. They needed help.
“I doubt my family will take kindly to someone saying they’re a healer without the Akatsuki license” Itachi sighed and looked at Naruto “… but my little brother Sasuke … he won’t last much longer”
Naruto leaned against the back of the couch “what are his symptoms?”
“high fever, extreme weakness, he’s very tired and he can barely drink without feeling pain” Itaci explained. He was the most reasonable would wolf demon and was willing to give the foreigner a chance especially since so many are standing up for him.
“how long has this been going on? Does he sweat? A dry throat? Has it come in spells? What kind of things does he drink when he feels pain?” Naruto asked seriously.
Itachi blinked “umm … it started two years ago. No, he doesn’t really sweat and his throat is always dry and sore. At first it would just come and go every couple weeks, but then it started lasting longer. After getting treatment it clears a little bit, but he still is very weak. As far as the drinks it’s always cold water”
“where do you go for these treatments?” Naruto asked. For some reason he seemed concerned.
“the Harunos” Itachi raised an eyebrow as the Brit closed his eyes … it was like he was trying to keep calm. They could almost hear him counting to ten, but what made him so mad?
The Brit finally opened his eyes and moved to the kitchen at a fast pace “if your brother has what I think he does then brew him this, add some milk and have him drink it” Naruto explained as he pulled out a neatly stored bag of seeds “it tastes like chocolate and it won’t hurt him. In fact, here” Naruto took five seeds, put them in a teacup and poured hot water over them. The officer and now everyone else was in the kitchen watching the seeds dissolve into a thick chocolaty drink. Naruto took a sip to prove it was harmless, then passed it to Itachi who also took a sip.
Itachi smiled both at the delicious taste and that Naruto took the time to calm his fears “this is good”
“my great great great grandma believed people will be more cooperative about health if medicine tasted good so she taught her family as such. If Sasuke takes this he will be sick right after if I’m right, if not it may be something else, but either way no harm is done” said Naruto with a smile as he handed the bag to Itachi …
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