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The Warlock for Hire	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 7316 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Harem - Naruto x Freed / Loki / Jellal / Deidara / Sasori /
Last time:
The sound of the waves splashing against the shore coaxed the two lovers into a peaceful slumber with the stars as the only witnesses …
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Yoko sighed “why did Naruko want to meet so early if she was going to be late?” he just shrugged and unsealed a canvas to paint on while waiting for his lovers and sister …
“ummm … Yoko”
The wizard saint looked up “Sasori, Deidara it has been a while. Need something?”
“first happy birthday … and we … we want to ask you something” stuttered Deidara.
“hmmm … and what is that?” Yoko asked without even looking away from his canvas.
Sasori smiled “which art do you prefer? The art you can keep for a long time or the art that disappears quickly”
“that’s a tricky question” Yoko paused a moment to think about the question “it would have to be both. The long lasting art, like a painting, is like a beautiful relationship … but the art that vanishes in an instant, like say fireworks, is like great sex. Personally I don’t think you can’t have one without the other”
“never thought about it like that” confessed the red head. A door appeared next to the blonde startling the two mercenaries. The door opened to reveal a strange courtyard filled with doors standing by themselves and three people walked through.
“hello Yoko” said the green haired man. Sasori and Deidara’s eyes widened as the blonde stood up and kissed each of the three men.
“it’s good to see you Freed, Loki, Jellal … are you guys sure you want to be here? This won’t be a fun visit” Yoko warned.
Loki smiled “that depends on your definition of fun love. I have a feeling this will be interesting … you must be Sasori and Deidara, the two artists of the Akatsuki, Yoko mentioned you before” the two mercenaries smiled and spent some time talking, but the conversation was suddenly interrupted by two kunai flying towards Loki and Freed.
Not one person bothered moving as the razor sharp weapons approached … Yoko casually flicked the kunai away with a gust of wind and looked over his shoulder “you have some nerve attacking us like that Cat, Boar”
The two anbu jumped down from trees “we were trying to find you Naruto-sama, what are you doing with these people in this dangerous place? Are they holding you against?” asked Cat.
Yoko laughed “’-sama’ huh … wow, you guys are sucking up! To answer your question no, but if guys this hot took me hostage … do not save me” his lovers and the mercenaries chuckled. Yoko sealed his canvas away …
“then these people are your friends?” asked Boar as both he and his partner lowered their weapons … which was not a good idea.
“lovers actually” after glancing at Freed, Jellal and Loki he leaned over and kissed not only their lips, but Deidara’s and Sasori’s as well. Both of the mercenaries blushed wildly and couldn’t stop the soft whimpers from escaping as those warm lips caressed theirs …
Cat coughed to get their attention “the party will start soon Nar-”
“my name is Yoko, you would do well to remember that … shall we take a stroll through hell?” said the blonde a little too happily as they left …
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Naruko scowled as Minato stood outside her bedroom door “is there something you want? I’m kind of busy right now” she could sense Jiraiya perched in a tree outside as if he was waiting for something.
“I just wanted to know if you were going to get Yoko” said Minato.
A sweat drop appeared on Naruko’s temple “oh you want to follow me and find out where he lives” she remarked bluntly.
Minato twitched “what? … no, of course not”
“then why is Jiraiya perched in that tree outside getting ready to follow something?” asked Naruko.
“HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE? … errrr … I mean happy birthday Naruko” the toad sage grinned as Minato face planted … they were caught.
Kushina came up the stairs with smile “Naruko, the guests are here” she called.
“oh really” Naruko left her room and looked down the stairs the several guests coming through the door (crap, I wanted to spend some time with big brother alone before this … all the clan heads and heirs are here … I hope brother can handle this) “there’s going to be some damage”
“hmm what was that Naruko?” asked Kushina.
“it’s nothing … there’s no point in me going to get Yoko … He’s already here” said Naruko as she made her way downstairs.
Jiraiya came through the window “really? When will he be here-”
*bang* the door flew open and two bloodied anbu skidded across the floor …
“big brother, you’re here already” Naruko grinned as she hugged her twin ”but weren’t we going to meet at the forest of death?”
“yeah, but these anbu insisted on taking us away from our predisposed meeting spot” said Yoko as he pointed at the unconscious ninjas on the floor …
“was that a good reason to beat them up?” asked Naruko in a slightly scolding tone.
Yoko winced “no no not at all. I beat them up for calling me by that old name and trying to drag me through town to meet everyone”
“they were being really pushy” sighed Freed as he and Yoko’s other lovers came in.
The guests stared in shock at the anbu. They were all under the assumption that Yoko would be a weak civilian because he never received training … it seems they were wrong. Minato, Kushina and Jiraiya jaws dropped ..,., standing there in front of them was a tall, very handsome blonde wearing jeans and a black tank top. He was riddled with strong muscles under tanned skin … this was their son.
“hey Yoko, it’s been while” Zabuza strolled up to the blonde.
“Zabuza? Good to see you … how did you track me down?” asked the blonde wizard who either didn’t notice or didn’t care that people were around him were nearly having heart attacks at the news of Yoko and Zabuza knowing each other.
Zabuza laughed “are you kidding?! HA HA HA do you even know what kind of shock waves the news of the hokage having a son caused? I only had to come here after hearing the word Yoko once … got to admit I never would’ve pegged you for someone who came from a ninja village. You fight like a demon not a ninja”
Naruko nodded “and according to his lovers he’s a demon in the sack too”
“I swear one day I’ll seal that mouth shut my dear perverted sister” muttered Yoko “oh right, Mirajane says she has your everything ready for your birthday sundae ready. We really are twins, we enjoy a similar treat … well I guess I’d be a banana spit in my case” Freed and Loki turned a bright shade of red. They were Yoko’s lovers longer so they knew what he meant …
“you two never change” mumbled the swordsman. As shock began to wear off on the guests and the Namikazes they tried say something, but a raven haired man sauntered up to the group …
“fight me” demanded the raven to Yoko. Zabuza burst out laughing …
“I don’t mind Sasuke” the blonde shrugged and followed the raven outside along with several others.
Sasuke smirked “so you know me. I must be pretty popular”
“my sister described you as a scumbag with a massive ego and a duck’s ass on his head so it was obvious” stated Yoko making the raven glare daggers at him as they stood across from each other in the training ground behind the Namikaze estate.
Kushina glanced at Minato with worry “should we let this happen?” she whispered.
The hokage looked at Naruko and saw that she wasn’t worried at all “lets see what happens”
The other Akatsuki members walked up and Hidan grinned “hey guys a fight! Oh this needs popcorn!” he started passing out bags of popcorn to everyone.
“who wants to bet on how long the Uchiha will last?” asked Kisame and everyone started making bets which Konan wrote down.
A tick mark appeared on Sasuke’s temple “why are you idiots betting against me? You shouldn’t bet against an Uchiha!” he glared as the Akatsuki stared laughing “I’ll show you!” he shot a fireball at the blonde and smirked as it hit …
“who are you aiming at?” Sasuke jumped and spun around to see Yoko standing casually behind him. The raven drew his katana and slashed at Yoko with every once of strength he could muster …
Naruko sighed and shook her head “Sasuke you idiot. He is no match for Yoko”
Kakashi popped up out of the crowd “yo, sorry for being late, but- … what the fuck? Is that Yoko?- holy crap” yelped Kakashi as Yoko closed his eyes … but to everyone’s shock he continued to easily avoid every slash of the raven’s blade.
Loki chuckled “Yoko won the second that fool challenged him. No one at his level can beat a wizard saint”
“w-wizard saint?” stuttered Jiraiya as Yoko kicked the Uchiha in the gut sending him through four trees.
“it’s the ranking of fighters where we live. There are S class just like S ranked ninjas here and a rank above that would be wizard saint. Yoko became S class at 13” said Freed.
Zabuza huffed “good, that makes me feel better about getting my ass handed to me by a kid”
“umm … who are you guys to Yoko?” asked Kushina as Sasuke limped back to the fight with his Sharingan spinning … not that did any good since Yoko’s eyes were still closed and was still very fast.
Jellal smiled “we’re Yoko’s lovers”
“all of you!” exclaimed a very shocked Minato.
Naruko laughed “so brother is shooting for the rainbow, what’s wrong with that?” it just so happens that Sasori, Loki, Deidara, Freed and Jellal were standing in that order … or in other words, red hair, orange hair, yellow hair, green hair and blue hair … a tasty rainbow.
“wow didn’t notice that” Yoko chuckled and finally slugged Sasuke in the gut knocking him out. As people collected they’re winnings Yoko strolled over his lovers “that guy was like the asshole version of Natsu”
Minato took a deep breathe to calm himself down “Yoko … we have been trying to get everyone who hurt you in jail … but I can’t find evidence on certain ninjas”
Several of the guests froze … they knew why they were invited now …
Yoko paused for a minute before saying two words “thread connect” many guests fell to their knees “they’ll answer your questions … you know it’s odd that they took such pride causing pain, but they must’ve known that they weren’t hurting the nine tails otherwise this wouldn’t be the first time you heard them talk about it … though they might be surprised to know that the nine tails couldn’t feel the pain they caused, but was pissed when he found out about it” he said before turning to leave …
“Yoko please wait-…” Kushina stopped in her tracks … she noticed how tense Yoko was and realized the blonde hasn’t relaxed at all since coming in the house, maybe even since coming in the village. This must be very hard for him … “Yoko … we are sorry” she said softly.
“I know” he and his lovers followed him, even Sasori and Deidara who just finished talking to Yahiko about leaving the Akatsuki.
Kushina smiled softly “he’s grown so much … Naruko, where are you going?”
“with him, my sundae is waiting” Naruko grinned.
”if you tell what ice cream you like I can make you one” offered Kushina.
“do you have bikini model flavor?” the female twin asked cheekily.
“no … have fun” said the embarrassed red head as Naruko disappeared after her brother … it wasn’t a lot of time together, but it was a good start “what did Yoko do to them?- focus Jiraiya!” Kushina swatted the pervert for getting a nosebleed when clearly thinking about that ‘sundae’ …
“he put them under a genjutsu of sorts, but this is much stronger … what are we waiting for?” the toad sage whipped out a recorder and they started asking as many questions as possible … they will get every detail against these people and they’re starting with Mikoto …
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