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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28018 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments
Another Language
Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu / Sagi /
]Last Time:
A hand covered his mouth and a smell knocked him out … at least that’s what he made it look like.
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Naruto cracked an eye open and saw that he was being carried into a cave that was constructed to be a home or hideout in this case. The two people didn’t notice him drop a series of gas seals on the ground as they took him deeper in the dwelling. When they came into a room where he sensed several other people he was dropped on the ground.
“so glad you could join us Natsu” said a man with a orange spiral mask to the ‘dazed’ ‘demon vessel’.
“what? … where the hell am I? … and who the fuck are you people?” Naruto tried to get up, but stumbled as if he was still under influence of a drug.
“shut the fuck up, we are the Akatsuki” snapped some guy with a scythe.
The orange haired male paled “my father told me about you … you’re that group of S class ninja hunting down demon vessels. What the hell do you want with me and how did you find me?!”
A big blue skinned man the ROOT agent knew as Kisame smirked “we’re a group of brilliant ninja so it was easy”
(and by that you mean it was dumb luck) the ROOT agent scoffed mentally “you didn’t answer my question, what do you want with me?”
“we’re going to extract your demon” said Kisame’s partner … Itachi.
Natsu/Naruto glared “your going to kill me … when?”
“in a few hours, don’t bother trying anything” said the masked man.
“guess it would be pointless with so many S class ninja watching me … can I at least have a last meal or something?” sighed the ‘orangette’ in ‘defeat’.
The masked man suddenly started bouncing excitedly “Tobi will help, how about pasta?”
The ROOT agent blinked at the sudden personality change “err sounds good”
“YAY, Tobi will do a good job!” and the strange masked guy ran straight through the wall.
(whoa … that was a lot like my Ghost bloodline-)
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH” *Splash*
A scream from the other side of the wall the masked man went through broke Naruto from his thoughts “I take it there was nothing on the other side of that wall …” commented the ‘orangette’ who had a large sweat drop on his temple … no one said a word, just shook their heads in embarrassment …
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Orochimaru frowned “Naruto you better be alright” he said as he picked up a sleeping Mina and put her in the bed in the guest bedroom.
“you worry too much Oro-chan” said Ibiki who snickered at the glare he got from his lover. There may be a big age difference, but the two were perfect for each other. Years ago Ibiki heard a mob and was worried they were beating Naruto so he raced over there, but when he got there all he saw was Orochimaru cradling an unconscious blonde and a giant snake … with screaming from people who slowly being digested in its gut. It was love at first torture …
“I know I worry, but Naruto has a tendency to take risks and it wouldn’t be difficult for something bad to happen … maybe I should’ve given him some more food pills”
Kabuto looked up from the papers he was looking at “I made sure he had extras before he left sensei”
“Thanks Kabuto” said the slightly relieved snake sage.
“sure, but it wasn’t easy, did you know Mito and Karin have been poking around the lab lately? They keep asking what goes into Naruto food pills and what he needs to control his condition. I was nearly strangled when I refused to answer their questions”
Danzo raced through he door “tell me one of you heard from one of Naruto’s chameleons”
“no, why?” asked the mother hen- I mean snake sage.
“I haven’t heard from him in hours and his last message said he was going to do something stupid”
Everyone froze, this could be very bad …
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Itachi stepped into a cell where the orange haired ninja sat on the bed with a plate of pasta on his lap “so how’s the pasta Naruto?”
The ROOT agent canceled his shift “what gave me away?” he asked as he twirled his fork in the noodles and ate them.
The Uchiha shrugged “I saw you with Natsu and I doubt Minato informed Natsu about the Akatsuki”
“so you guessed” he chuckled as the raven twitched in annoyance “lucky guess or not it seems I owe you for convincing your trigger finger partner to use a drug instead … there’s no way I could maintain a shift in a fight”
“there’s nothing I can do that will put you in my debt” stated the Uchiha with a rare smile.
Naruto sighed “that was not something you need to owe me for … I was happy to take that burden off your shoulders. I never thought Opa and Jiji should’ve asked you to kill your family anyway even if they had good reasons … this pasta is good, what’s this a cream sauce?”
“do you think of anything besides food? …” Itachi’s eyes narrowed “you forgot to take a food pill before shifting”
The ROOT agent flinched at the stern big brother tone “in my defense I didn’t expect to run into you in Tea. I better go I have to get back before sunup”
“and what about them?” Itachi jabbed his thumb over his shoulder indicating the Akatsuki outside the room.
“I set up a seal network that will gas this place. The gas is colorless, odorless, tasteless and as an added bonus they’ll suffer side effects that will resemble a hard night of partying. Trust me, they won’t remember me. Just wait 20 seconds before leaving the room … need any help staging the scene?” asked the blonde as he set down his empty plate and unsealed his goggles and trench coat.
“no that’s easy. You should go … it was good to see you and how’s my brother?”
“Sasuke is a dick, see ya man” Itachi watched as Naruto walked straight through the wall and chuckled when he heard the blonde yell “you see masked idiot, that’s how you walk through walls!”
Itachi shook his head and waited a few seconds before going to the kitchen for several bottles of sake. As he went into the common room he was greeted with several drunk Akatsuki members “hey guys, I got more sake” everyone cheered and started guzzling down the beverage.
“Itachi *hiccup*” the Uchiha looked down and saw a flushed Deidara kneeling in front of him “I want *hiccup* you to fuck me” the blonde bomber undid the zipper …
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“hey Naruto … Naruto?” Natsu winced as the exhausted looking blonde opened the hotel door “oh! Didn’t you get any sleep- eep!” Naruto grabbed his twin’s wrist and pulled him into the room “Naruto wha-mmm”
Naruto pressed his lips to Natsu’s and kissed him … after a few seconds Naruto pulled back earning a whimper and looked into the orangette’s glazed eyes “yes, definitely worth the trouble”
Before Natsu could gather his thoughts and ask what he meant someone knocked on the door “Naruto, it’s time to go. Have you seen Natsu?” asked Kushina through the door.
“yeah, I know where he is. Be right there” he leaned in and whispered in his twin’s ear “we should go” Natsu shivered as the hot breath caressed his skin and he took a deep breath to steady himself before following the blonde out of the room.
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As team 7 approached the hokage tower Naruto saw a very familiar man sitting outside … dark skin … silver eyes … it was Dan (what is he- … oh no, did Opa tell him I went off grid for a little while? I hope not)
“excuse me, can I ask you something ninja-san?” said Dan casually giving Naruto an excuse to break away from his team.
“what’s going on Dan?” asked the ROOT agent after kissing him.
“I thought you should know something about what Minato did just before you were born … he arranged a marriage between you and that amazon tribe” said Dan.
“Nadeshiko, yeah he did … how did you find that out?”
Dan raised an eyebrow “one of my spies noticed that Minato has been in contact with their leader Shizuka and then I found out about a marriage ritual being prepared … why don’t you seem surprised?”
“I’m the only one who has consistently crossed the borders without to get Jiji’s favorite tea … I decided to do some snooping while I was there. It was too easy finding the contract, but at the time I thought my family was dead so it meant nothing” stated the blonde.
“and why aren’t you worried now?” asked the former assassin.
“cause I know a simple way to break it … what’s your opinion of incest?”
“kinky … wait, you had better be talking about Natsu cause I can’t stand Arashi after what your Jiji told me. Did you know he excepted a promotion into anbu? Just excepted it! He never took the test or anything! You refused to take any promotions without earning it and earning the respect of your fellow ninjas first, but him, it’s just so wrong” huffed Dan.
Naruto sighed “that’s a shame, he could’ve been a good ninja if he took things slow. Minato shouldn’t hand out promotions like that … I better go and give both of my reports, see ya” he leaned over and kissed Dan.
Dan moaned into the kiss and pouted when it ended “I’ll see you at home. I’m going to stay a couple days to get to know Mina and Natsu … we’ll talk about you going off grid later” the blonde stiffened at the tone Dan used, he knew he was in trouble …
The ROOT agent frowned and forced his exhausted body to catch up with his team and found them chatting in Minato’s office “what’s going on?”
Kushina grinned “we nominated team 7 for the chunin exams, isn’t that great!”
“yeah great … my report” he dropped a stack of papers on the desk “I’m going to go home, see ya Natsu” he leaned in and whispered “there’s someone here I’d like you to meet after I get some sleep”
Natsu smiled, he was sure this was about Naruto’s other boyfriends “ok, you go and rest” the blonde left the room.
Minato frowned “where’s he going? This is a time to celebrate and discuss training!”
“he’s tired Dad” said Nastu.
“why’s he tired? He barely did anything” scoffed Sasuke.
(if only you knew Uchiha) thought Natsu “he did more than you and didn’t cause any delays because of a fear of spiders” Sasuke huffed and continued to sulk.
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Naruto stepped through the door of the Sarutobi compound and was met with the furious and worried members of his family …
“it’s about time, what the hell prompted you to turn off your goggles?!” the only response the snake sage got was the blonde unsealing a scroll and giving it to him “don’t change the subject-”
*thump* Naruto fell backwards and past out “Naruto!” Dan ran over to him as Orochimaru checked his vitals.
Danzo picked up the scroll Orochimaru dropped in his panic “it’s his report … shit, no wonder he’s exhausted!”
Dan picked the blonde up and carefully draped him over his shoulder “I got him” the snake sage gave the silver eyed man an extra bottle of food pills “you really have a tendency to over do it love” muttered Dan as he placed the unconscious blonde on his bed and undressed him “but that’s ok, I’m here to make sure you get plenty of bed rest” purred the raven as he undressed and got under the sheets with Naruto.
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Deidara groaned as he woke up “damn what a party-ow” he winced as a pain in lower back hit him as he sat up “why does my ass hurt- … Itachi?” he saw the naked raven in bed next to him “what happened last night?!”
Itachi cracked an eye open and smirked (I am forever in your debt Naruto)
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