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The Ugly Fox	By : Gothicpumpkin Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2118 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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G.P.: Hello everyone! I wanna make something clear! Naruto had sex in his freshman year of high school. He was fourteen years old. He left for four and half years and is now currently eighteen going on nineteen. Itachi is like twenty-nine while Deidara is like twenty-eight. I really hope this clears up confusion!
I am so very sorry for updating so late. I've not be having a good past few days…Some things are going on right now that are hard to explain. I hope to update sooner.
On with the chapter.
The Twins Training Adventure!
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When mommy is away, the twins will play! At least that is what the twins believe as they begin to try and think up ideas. However, neither of them saw Gaara slip up behind them. It was not until they felt arms around them that they realized someone else was there. He was taking them outside to begin their lessons.
Giving a small smile Gaara looked at them. They looked up at him with large eyes, as if pleading him not to hurt them. He would never hurt them! They were Naruto's children, his nephews! Why the hell would he hurt them!? However, he knew well not to let his guard down. They were crafty little kids. Now all he had to do was to teach them how to use that craftiness.
Suddenly he handed them a big thing of butter then a big thing of cooking oil. They were to go and coat the entire floor in the kitchen and living room with butter and oil. All with out getting any on themselves, and with out slipping. That was going to prove hard, but if they did it from the inside out toward the door, they would be okay. He stood in the door way watching them.
Tsuki did the butter, then following him Taiyo would do the oil. Once it was all done, they sat down by Gaara's feet panting a bit. Those two rooms were huge! But they did it!
They coated both set of floors in the rooms with the oil and butter. Only because the two rooms are connected. Now all they had to do was sit back and watch the show. Gaara got the two boys to the couch so that they could watch both rooms.
Gaara sat in the middle, with one of them on each leg. First up was the bedazzled Itachi. It was a rather funny sight. He made like he was ice skating with a smile as he went to the kitchen for a snack. Next up was Deidara who ended up doing a back flip then landing on his ass. He was a bit dizzy, as he sat there blinking.
This made them giggle a little, and him trying to get up was funnier. He kept slipping and sliding onto his stomach, or ass. Then he ends up looking like he's trying to swim across it to something he could grab, so he could stand.
Finally he makes it to the chair near the couch, as the twins were trying to hold in their giggles. Suddenly Sasuke comes storming down the stairs looking angry. He takes one step and goes sliding right into the wall near the door.
That had the twins falling over laughing, not even caring if they get in trouble. Itachi comes skating by and gives his little brother a push out the door. He looked like he was really having fun with this. The maids cleaned the huge mess once they got in. Tsuki and Taiyo were holding onto one another laughing until they cried. Quickly they look at Gaara, wanting to learn more!
Oh the plans he had for them. This was really going to be fun.
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After a two hours of sitting on the ground as Gaara talked to them, they nodded eagerly. It was time for another thing. Scrambling up, they giggle. Gaara watches them run into the house, to do the next thing that he told them that he and their mama did. They fixed up trip wires with buckets of weird green goop, then they did a few with whip cream filled pie tins. Biting their lower lips they hide and wait.
Itachi was the first to get slimed, and creamed. Shrugging he cleans himself up, and doesn't tell anyone else about the hidden traps. Next up was Sasuke who had finally come home. He ended up falling down with a bucket on his head. Neji stepped carefully when he saw Sasuke on the floor trying to get up. He had almost made it to the end he wanted, when he tripped a trap.
A loud yell echoed outside as he was hit with blue paint from a water balloon that was set up by the twins as an extra treat. The twins heard the yell and froze for a moment. Tsuki clutches his brother laughing as Taiyo bites his lower lip to try and not laugh just yet. They still had so many more things to do. This was going to be one very laughter filled day.
While they had sat there listening to everything for over an hour they had been planning another prank. Tsuki and Taiyo scramble to their feet then run into the house. They were on a mission for the most used showerheads.
Each twin had a few packets of kool-aid. Tsuki was the first to reach one of his designated showerheads. Getting on a stool he quickly undoes the showerhead then opens a packet of cherry kool-aid. Grinning he puts the kool-aid into the shower head.
Now when someone uses that shower their skin will turn cherry red! On to the next showers! Once they were all done with that they just had to wait. It was fine if they had to wait until tomorrow. Though they had a feeling their mama would not fall for it. Especially if he remembered Gaara was teaching them these pranks. Oh well, they were still having fun pranking everyone else.
Gaara smiles slightly as he thinks of all the times Naruto and he pulled pranks like this. Those were the days, and he missed them. Still he felt the twins were doing wonderfully. He just wouldn't tell them until the day was done. They still had a few more pranks to go through. What do to next, he wondered.
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Currently it was lunch time in the household and everyone was sitting around making themselves sandwiches. The twins reach for the mayonnaise and began to eat it with a spoon. The looks they got were priceless. Finally it was just Tsuki who was eating it, and Taiyo was eating the mustard. Or so it appeared. They had really switched the real Mayo and Mustard with two empty jars of it, filled them both with vanilla yogurt.
Though with the yogurt they had to add food coloring. Everyone, except Gaara of course, was staring at them with weird looks. Neji looked a little green. Deidara wanted to know what the big deal was, and grabbed the mayo. After trying it he giggled then handed it to Itachi. Itachi got in on the gobbling of the "condiments".
The Tsuki was laughing loudly now as Taiyo tried to stop shaking from the laughter as he still had "Mustard" in his mouth. After a few minutes they had calmed down and was eating their sandwiches after getting the real Mustard and Mayonnaise. That had been a very fun and yummy prank to do. It would of made their mama proud.
"How many more pranks will we go through I wonder" Spoke up Itachi first as he smiles. Deidara looked a bit worried hoping no more comes. Neji was looking at Gaara who looked passive as he ate. The twins shared a look, but said nothing as they ate. They couldn't give stuff away.
Though it was only a few more now. Maybe three at the most. Their mama would soon be home in just a few hours. He had said he wanted to be back before dinner so they could all eat together. As they ate they were each thinking up a few more pranks to pull before their mama came home. They wanted to have stories to tell too!
Once lunch was over Tsuki sat down on the couch with Taiyo who was currently writing down ideas. Each one was thinking up ideas, but not sure which ones to do. It was easier when Gaara was telling them which pranks to do as "schoolwork" when he was telling them stories. Now they were to think up their own pranks, and pull them then report to Gaara about them.
Looking over their small list they think about which ones to do.
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After a good hour they had put Orajel on all the toothbrushes except their own and their mama's. They mama would get them good if they did that to him. Giggling they slip back to the couch looking over their list. They still had a few more to do, even though that was a small prank to do. Gaara was sitting near by with a non excitant eyebrow raised as he wondered what the two were up too.
Next was cream cheese on their deodorant. All they could really come up with were little pranks. Nothing really big like what Gaara told them. They were trying hard to come up with really good pranks. So far they think they were doing good. Sighing gently they sit back trying to figure out a few more to do.
Nothing was really coming to them. They were only three years old soon to be four. They had been lucking to be able to get at the showerheads with the help of a large step ladder, and each other to steady it. Gaara had to help with the bucket and balloon prank. Just one more big prank!
Nothing was coming to them. Sighing they pout as they sit on the couch. Gaara walks over then lifts the two into his arms. Smiling slightly he takes them to their rooms for a small nap before their mama gets home. For what they did today, he had to admit they did really well. As they would get older, he was sure that they would come up with more creative pranks.
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By the time Gaara had come back downstairs from tugging the boys in for a nap, Naruto had come home. The two friends sat down to talk about their day. Naruto was in stitches from hearing all that had happened while he was gone. It certainly cheered him up after the tense day he had. He could not wait to hear what the twins had done on their own.
Maybe he could give them a few ideas. It was honestly fun to hear that the twins had been little troublemakers. He knew that he would have to scold them, but for now he would just let them nap. He was sure they were dreaming of pranks right now. Sighing gently he leans on Gaara feeling tired himself. After a moment he gets up and goes to his room for his own nap.
Shopping and dealing with emotional things took a lot out of a person. He would deal with the twins later, for now just wanted some sleep before dinner.
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A/N: Okay I'm ending it here. It would have been longer but I just couldn't think up anymore pranks. I must thank one of my lovely reviewers for the butter idea. I added the oil too it. If anyone has a good prank idea I am all ears! I am not sure when next chapter will be up, forgive me.
Next chapter will focus on Karin and the others as they plot to get Naruto and the twins! Oh my! What will they do I wonder. Hmm…We shall see! Please review…Ja Ne!
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