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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: Ok I have to say I am so shocked over 4000 hits and 60 reviews
so far. Not to mention someone told me they joined just to comment
about my story. Me and my requester are so happy you like it so far.
I can't just take all the credit cause shes been throwing ideas out
to me and I have been just going with the flow. Like shes pull the
cord on my brain and got me going. So right now I am just so happy
but that could be the added beer as well. Did I mention my job is
across the street from a sushi bar I can't wait till I get paid. Oh
and my sweet writer Snoopy what I do is I turn it into a HTML file to
get those affects. I wanted to do that to my other 2 stories but
never bothered. I can't wait till you send me the new pics I showed
my oneechan and aniki the ones you sent me it very beautiful I can't
wait till I get a chance to see sights like you are. Gambatte sweety.
Anyways I feel very overwhelmed but I will try to keep up the energy
in the story. Oh did I mention I have been drinking again LOL I gotta
stop doing that but at least its during the weekend and not a week
day YAY for 3 day weekends!

Chapter 13:

It was a good thing
Iruka slept throughout the drive back to the house. All through the
ride Naruto was freaking out while the others continued to try and
calm the blond down. Kakashi just thought it was the funniest thing
since the time Konoharmaru taught Orochimaru not to mess with little
boys anymore. The silver haired man would never be able to look at a
wrench the same way again.

When they got out the
car the silver haired man was all out laughing his ass off at the
whole situation. His son was too nice for his own good.

“Why the hell
would you let someone test on you? Were you that desperate for a
fuck?” Gaara snickered quietly pretending to clear his throat
when the blue eyed boy glared at him.

“Thats the same
thing Kiba said, more or less.”

“More” The
red head interjected. Naruto growled.

“Just for that
I'm keeping my mouth shut when the time comes.” Gaara looked at
him curiously but the blond only smiled at him. Kakashi sighed and
shook his head. The two boys reminded him so much himself and his
Ruru. Well not entirely, Ruru never had to worry about getting
pregnant otherwise, they would have a tribe by now. The playful
chatter stopped as a groggy Iruka swayed against his lover. The
silver haired man took the opportunity to cuddle and molest the man
in his arm. The boys blushed at the display but Naruto jabbed his
father in the kidney.

“Ero Otousan! At
least wait 'til you get him in the house. My poor Chichiue.”
Kakashi rolled his mismatched eyes.

“Like you
haven't done things like this before...From the looks of it you've
done far worse.” He laughed at his own joke as he opened the
door and walked in. Gaara and Naruto followed close behind.

“I'm gonna lay
him on the couch. I think he is really gonna want to talk to you when
he wakes up.” Kakashi was about to tell Gaara not to sit so
close to the unconscious brunette, but Naruto stopped him. The look
on his son's face only made the silver haired man snicker. Obviously,
the boy got that evil sense of humor from him. Being a little bored,
he easily complied to the blond's silent request.

When the men settled
down, Kakashi focused on the red head, narrowing his eyes. Naruto
knew that look. His father was for the most part a very nonchalant
jovial guy, like his dad was a sweetheart. But when something
negative happened to the family, they both became savage and blood
thirsty. Kakashi could be cold and calculating And at the moment he
was on a mission to make sure this pale boy wasn't trying to
manipulate or harm his sweet son. Said son gulped leaning closer to
the edge of the couch, ready to run and take his boyfriend with him.

“So...Gaara,
right?” The red head nodded. “What are your intentions?
What do you want with Naruto?” Kakashi leaned back in his
chair. If the boy lied he would know. Like his father, Hatake Sakumo,
the man was an officer of the police department. When Iruka and
Naruto came into his life he switched over to the police academy,
moonlighting as an interrogator for the criminal intent division. So
the man know how to intimidate the baddest of the bad and he could
detect a lie faster than any machine could. If Gaara didn't bring his
A game, this man would know and unleash the gates of hell on him,
namely Iruka in mother mode, full force even.

Gaara could sense what
lay behind the questions. Even if Kakashi didn't seem concerned in
others around him, he actually cared a great deal about his precious
ones. The red head was a stranger with close 'ties' to his child.
The green eyed boy was being tested. And he couldn't hold it against
him. The blond really was too naïve when it came to affairs of
the heart. He was also too pure of a gem for Gaara to let go. So not
even one or both of the boy's parents were going to run him away.

“I want
everything from him.” His voice was monotone he didn't allow an
ounce of emotion negative or positive to betray his composure.

'A hard ass huh?! Well
so far he really seems to be into the boy...' Kakshi didn't move a
muscle, still staring at the pale red head . “Would you care to
explain?” Gaara nodded never backing down from the gaze the
silver haired man was throwing at him.

“I want
everything that is Naruto...We already are bonded for life.” He
looked to the blond's tummy before returning his eyes back on the
silver haired man. “I'm not gonna lie. I hated him when I first
met him because I knew he dated Neji.” Both father and son
tensed up at the name. “I mean Neji is a vulture and I figured
anyone that actually was with him was either an imbecile or scum just
like him. It was unfair for me to think like that but I was tired of
being used by the likes of him... Naruto beat the truth into
me....literally.” Naruto blushed. “I have never let
anyone close to me but when I actually looked beyond the past, I
didn't just get close, I fell in love with him. I want to be with him
and our kids as long as Kami allows me to.” Kakashi nodded
while Naruto ran out the room bawling all the while ranting about the
red head being a gothic angel.

The blond leaned
against the sink wiping his face. Gaara touched him so deep, in more
ways than one. He had to admit he loved Neji at one time. The
brunette was his first love after all. But when Naruto actually
thought about it, the relationship was one-sided .The blond didn't
want that kind of relationship, he didn't need it, he didn't deserve
it. To be honest Neji leaving him was a blessing. Now he had Gaara
and this thing with the red head was genuine. They loved each other.
Better yet, they were in love with each other and, in a few months,
the proof would be there in flesh and blood. Naruto watched his face
turn pink in the mirror. Normally, the thought of a man being
pregnant, namely him, disturbed the hell out of him. But recently it
just made him act like a lovesick girl. Damn hormones.

“YOU FUCKING
BASTARD I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL RIP ALL THAT HAIR OUT YOUR HEAD!!
I'LL..I'LL ...I'LL REALLY BLACK YOUR EYES!!!!”

“Koi! Stop it or
you're going to hurt him!”

“What do you
think I'm trying to do!!! Let me just snap his neck!!!”

“GAK!”
Naruto was ripped from his thoughts by the commotion down stairs. The
blond rushed out the bathroom, down the stair and skidded into the
living room. There in front of him was Gaara being shook and
strangled by a deranged, foaming at the mouth Iruka. Kakashi was
trying to pull the man off Naruto's boyfriend.

“Chichiue!!
Stop! He didn't do anything I was against!”

“Bullshit!! Look
at this guy!! It's obvious he's in some kind of cult and fed you all
kinds of lies!!!” Normally, Iruka wouldn't judge anyone without
hearing their tale but even the slimmest chance that Naruto could get
hurt like he was before, had the man seeing red on any potential
perpetrators. Naruto groaned and joined his Otousan to get Iruka off
the paler than usual Gaara.

After several minutes,
Kakashi gave up trying to pull his lover off the boy. He calmly sat
down next to the commotion. In one hand he grabbed his favorite book
and with the other he grabbed the back of Iruka's pants tugging
effortlessly. Naruto rolled his eyes at his father for quitting so
easily. The more time that passed by the weaker Gaara's struggles
were getting weaker. Exasperated, the blond did the only thing he
could think of, he hit the man in the back of his head knocking his
dad out.

“Really, Naruto,
couldn't you have thought of some other way?” The silver haired
man asked without taking his face out of his book. The blond was
about to strangle the pale man but was distracted by his boyfriend
gasping for air. He rushed over to him gently rubbing his back.

“Otou-san can
you tie Chichiue up before he wakes up.” Kakashi's eyes
brightened up instantly. “In the chair over there so we can
talk to him, you hentai!”

“Maa...Naru-chan
you're no fun at all.” He begrudgingly said, doing as his son
asked. No one said he couldn't play with him while he did so. Naruto
chose to ignore the delighted giggles coming from the pervert. When
Iruka was comfortably secured and a little disheveled, the blond
helped Gaara lean back on the sofa. They all waited for the over
protective parent to wake.

Twenty minutes later,
the tan brunette winced and groaned. Slowly, he opened his eyes,
growling when he saw the red head sitting by his little boy. Naruto
saw the look and quickly moved over to his dad hugging him.

“Before you say
anything or do anything her us out....Please Chiuechiue!”
Naruto's eyes became huge, looking like sad puppy's. Iruka simply
melted. With no resolve left in him, he nodded, agreeing to listen to
his poor misguided son.

Throughout Naruto's
story Iruka looked amongst the three males for confirmation. Not once
was anything denied. The blond even went so far to lift his shirt and
let his dad touch his slightly swollen belly. Chocolate eyes grew
larger and watery. Iruka was in tears by the time Naruto was
finished. Thinking it was safe the blond untied his Chiuechiue who
rushed over and glomped Gaara, squeezing the life out of him with
just a hug.

“I'm so sorry I
didn't mean to judge you son!”

“Son? We aren't
even engaged.” Naruto jumped when Iruka glared at him.

“Of course you
will be, the boy loves you!” He looked at Gaara, pleading and
threatening the boy at the same time. It really scared the hell out
of the green eyed boy.

'So thats where he got
it from...' He thought to himself. “I wouldn't mind marrying
him but it would have to be after school.” Suddenly, the scary
ominous aura was back. Iruka tightened his grip on the boy's shirt.

“Why after
school?” He hissed. Gaara did something he never did, he
stuttered.

“B-Because.”
He coughed trying to get a hold of himself. “Because...I get a
lot of attention from the paparazzi and if I were to marry him now he
wouldn't be able to move without being harassed. And it would be very
bad for the babies.” Instantly, the over sappy expression
claimed Iruka's face and he enveloped the boy into a bone crushing
hug.

“Oh son! Make
sure to tell me when so we can help you. I know the perfect place,
they have no qualms about who you marry as long as they're
human...and not related to you.” Naruto laughed nervously.
Something in the man's voice told the boy he was serious. And when
Iruka was serious there was no changing his mind. Gaara was more than
a little unsettled by the instantaneous change in moods. He wondered
if maybe Iruka was pregnant too. The thought further unnerved him.

“Ruru, let the
boy go. They're probably exhausted after the long trip.” The
brunette pouted , he wanted to talk more with the boys. He missed his
little boy and he wanted to learn more about the father(?) of his
grandkids. Now THAT concept unsettled HIM and he made sure to give
Naruto an earful about drinking unknown drinks.

When everything
finally settled down, Iruka announced they would be going to the mall
the next day to get things for his precious grandkids. With that said
he ran into the kitchen, Kakashi close behind to finish what he
started while the man was unconscious.

Upstairs, Gaara was
led to Naruto's room. He would have had to stay in the guest room but
at that point, what was the point. The first thing the boy noticed
when he came into the blond's room was that it looked like it was
being kept in mint condition waiting for Naruto's return. The red
head felt a little guilty because as far as he was concerned, he
wasn't letting the blond ever leave him. He looked up to see Naruto
looking bashful. The tan boy had no idea what that look was doing to
his lover.

“Heh, sorry. I
know you're use to bigger rooms than this but MMPH! Mmmm.”
Gaara rushed the smaller boy, kissing him hungrily. The blond
struggled at first, surprised by the sudden attack., but as usually
he melted into his boyfriend's touch.

“Hey, boys!
Dinners...Stop that I'm still cooking! Boys dinners rea- DAMMIT get
your hands out of there. I'm not gonna warn you again!”

CRASH

BAM

THUD

“Boys, come
down! The food's on the table!!” Iruka yelled up halting the
hungry make out session. When the boys came downstairs they noticed
several things: The food on the table with a sweet looking Iruka
smiling at them, Kakashi pouting with a large lump on the back of his
head, and a pot in the trash can with a suspiciously large dent in
it. Not really brave enough to ask, they boys smiled meekly back at
the brunette and sat down. Neither of them chanced looking at the
dejected silver haired man who was looking at his mate forlornly.

“So, exactly
what are we getting from the mall?” Iruka looked up at his son,
eyes sparkling.

“Uh oh...”
The two boys looked at Kakashi who seemed to have forgotten why he
was sad in exchange for his trusty book.

“Well... we need
to get you some baby clothes, booties, blankets, toys, oh and don't
forget...” Everyone kind of zoned out. Of course, Naruto got
completely knocked back into reality when he heard his dad call his
name. “Then we can find some pretty dresses. I have always
wanted a little girl. This will be fun!” The blond stared at
his dad, his entire face stark white.

“Wait..WHAT? Why
do I need to wear a dress at all?”

“You weren't
listening!” Gaara and Kakashi avoided any eye contact but
Naruto could hear them snickering under their breath. He glared at
them until the brunette slammed his hands on the table. “NARUTO!”
The blond snapped his eyes back on the man. “Like Gaara said,
when you get too big you're going to need to switch to home schooling
AND when you go out with him you'll need to dress like a girl to
avoid any unwanted attention.” The tan boy pouted looking a lot
like his silver haired father did moments ago. “Aww Naru-chan
it'll be fun you'll see.” A whimper crept from the poor boy.

“And I'll take
Gaara-kun to the local 'book' store.” Both ukes glared at him.

“Ero-jiji...”
They muttered under their breath. Defeated, Naruto accepted his fate
for the next day and joined the other in an actually, comfortably
dinner. All conversations stayed far away from the subject of Naruto
wearing a dress. Naruto was still having mood swings and with Iruka
backing him up that was just scary...

Kurai Kisu: Well the
buzz didn't last as long as I wished it would. I hope this was a good
chapter sorry if it wasn't I tried. Well next chapter Kiko reappears
with both his parents. And so does Neji! Yup he is still an asshole.
Till then I think I will take a nap my butt hurts from sitting here
so long.
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