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(I’m thinking)

“I’m speaking”

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Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi

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“then questions will be answered and if you’re up to it, a little chat with Zabuza” Naruto smiled as he boiled some water for some tea …

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Hiruzen gulped nervously as he went into Naruto’s mansion “Naruto, are you ready to go to the police station?”

“yeah, one sec” Naruto called from the greenhouse in the back. Moments later the blonde Brit came into the living room. Hiruzen blushed lightly as he looked over Naruto’s outfit. A simple white long sleeve button down shirt and black vest completed with black pants made a surprisingly sexy ensemble “I have everything, lets go” said Naruto as he grabbed his long brown jacket and … an old fashioned doctor’s bag?

“wow … I haven’t seen a bag like that over half a century and it’s in perfect condition” Hiruzen was in awe at the brown leather bag. It was clearly vintage and had silver latch on the top right under the sturdy handle.

Naruto smiled “yes, really this is the one I prefer to use. I finally got everything sorted so I put the newer one I used to help Iruka away. Shall we?”

“yes, I’ll drive us there … how should we approach Zabuza?” the headmaster asked as they walked outside and got into the silver car. He made sure that his appearance was that of an old man before starting the car

“that will be simple. Just remember seeing them from before and do that disapproving headmaster tone and scold them. Being that Zabuza is the ring leader he should step in quickly. A guy in his business can’t afford making a scene. Just bne sure to mention that they nearly destroyed the habits for very rare species of plants and insects and bring up that the many people, your students included, who take strolls through the woods to see them were at risk too. After that just leave in a huff” said Naruto casually as they drove down he long driveway and towards town.

“you make it sound so simple” muttered Hiruzen as they stopped at a red light.

A soft chuckle escaped the hellhound’s lips “it is, but it is just very easy to screw up too. You should have a problem with though”

The vampire shrugged “the acting isn’t what has me concerned. I’m a vampire and have been around for years so acting is second nature to me. It’s everything else that worries me. Are you sure this will stop Zabuza and his minions?”

“technically this meeting won’t be the end all. They will stop and look up what you said. When the information is confirmed they will go after Hashirama” said Naruto just as they drove up to the police station.

The headmaster sighed as he parked “what are you planning with that? They have to get something or it will be suspicious”

“don’t worry. Hashirama and I have a secret that will satisfy their curiosity” Naruto gave a knowing smile, but refused to explain further. Hiruzen pouted as he watched his transfer student pick up the bag and exit the vehicle.

However he stopped Naruto and whispered another question “I’m sure you know about wolf demon’s instincts so what do you plan on saying? You can’t really lie and really Itachi might the best person to be truthful to”

“I have no intention of telling the truth. Lying might be the best way to begin this conversation and let curiosity take it from there” said Naruto before walking into the station leaving behind a puzzled headmaster A second later he sighed and followed after his student.

After asking someone at the desk they were directed to officer Itachi Uchiha’s desk. Naruto glance around the busy station, but was relieved to see that Gozu and Meizu were not there yet. With a swift flick he unlatched the bag releasing weak plumes of silver smoke into the air as they walked over and sat next to the desk to wait for Itachi.

Out of the corner of Hiruzen’s eye he spotted the smoke and cast a glance at British healer. All he received in return was a reassuring smile and before anyone could speak a handsome young man sat down at the desk in front of them.

“it’s good to see some people can still manage to be on time. I’m Itachi Uchiha” greeted the pair in front of them. The officer shook both their hands, but paused to look at the blonde “you must be Naruto Moore, the student headmaster Sarutobi mentioned”

“yes, I apologize for not being present for the arrest, what questions did you have?” asked Naruto. When the police were called Kurenai started feeling slightly sick from the cure for the Wishing Well disease so Naruto closed himself in the hidden room with Iruka and Kurenai to take care of her. No one wanted the police to come in and find a ‘human’ standing in the same place as merpeople, which is why Hiruzen and the other vampires spoke to the police for him.

Itachi glanced at the headmaster for a moment “well … the way it was explained to me by when I arrived is that you say that you heard someone break in and you called the headmaster of your school. Why didn’t you just call the police right away?”

“999” muttered the blonde.

“excuse me?” Itachi said looking a little confused.

“the emergency number in the UK is 999, not 911. A fact I should’ve made sure to remember. I panicked and the first number I called was 999. When that didn’t work I called the only other number I knew.”

Hiruzen mentally smirked, Naruto truly had an answer for everything … though the thought of him panicking was funny “I handled Naruto’s transfer to our school and made sure he had my number”

“I see … I guess that makes sense, but why were you not around when the police came?” asked Itachi as he eyed the Brit critically. The wolf demon’s instincts were screaming that something didn’t fit and he wanted to know. It made sense that all the vampires came under those conditions, but how did this young man with the sexy accent not see anything- … sexy accent? Where did that come from?

Naruto raised an eyebrow as Itachi twitched slightly “the headmaster said I was panicking and he gave me a sedative … really all I remember is that he looked me in the eyes. I was told that everything was fine, the people who broke in were arrested and the headmaster and my professors explained everything to the police” the Brit shrugged.

The spark of interest in the Uchiha’s eyes would been missed if the blonde was truly as unaware as he pretended to be. Itachi glanced at Hiruzen “ah I see, well that does clear everything up, thank you. You can leave, but Mr. Sarutobi I would like a word with you about my brother” … it still wasn’t feeling right to the wolf demon, but the story did make sense now. He hoped the headmaster could clear it up.

No one saw the Brit lock his bag before standing up and moving towards the exit. It was prefect timing because Naruto could smell them coming … Meizu, Gozu and two other people were walking into the building with a box. There was no point trying to listen in on the conversation between Itachi and Hiruzen since the smoke that came out of his bag was meant to dull the senses enough to prevent damage from devices like the one Gozu was carrying.

With sharp eyes he watched the group of hunters as he casually leaned against the wall and pretended to wait for his headmaster. The tallest man, who Naruto figured was Zabuza, reached into the box and did something. He most likely turned the device on. The Brit mentally smirked at the disappointed looks on their faces when no one started screaming in pain clutching their heads or even flinch.

At least one person should have. There was almost always one demon hiding amongst humans. Much to heir surprise and disappointment there was no demons … at least as far as they could tell … if only they knew that they were surrounded …

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Itachi watched the student move away an once he was out of hearing range he looked at Hiruzen “is that what happened? Did he see something and you used your vampire hypnosis to erase his memory? Three goblins broke into his house … are saying he knows this? Why would he lie right now, in a station filled with wolves?” hissed Itachi in a hushed voice.

Hiruzen smiled as he understood Naruto’s earlier words, he needed Itachi to come to them. Naruto can’t confront the entire pack, but if he earned the trust of one then there’s a chance “I know the instincts of a wolf demon is strong so I won’t bother lying Itachi… no, the truth, I assure you, is far more extraordinary, but you aren’t ready to hear it. If you want the entire story meet us at the Uzumaki Manor tomorrow, by yourself” he stressed ‘yourself’ making it very clear to the young wolf demon that he should be alone “oh speaking of Sasuke, how is he?” asked Hiruzen, clearly very amused with the look of the gaping Uchiha.

A frown appeared on the demon’s handsome face “he … his condition has flared up again … he will miss some more classes”

“I see … maybe that is something to be discussed as well, good day Itachi” Itachi simply nodded dumbly and watched the well respected vampire head over to the blonde student.

“they’re here, they failed” Naruto muttered as he saw the headmaster approach him. Hiruzen glanced around and smirked slightly as he saw the rather disappointed group headed for the door. The vampire went into headmaster mode, stood straight and walked over to them before they could leave.

“you two!” Meizu and Gozu stopped with Zabuza and the fourth member of their group. Hiruzen’s eyes narrowed in recognition “I thought I recognized you two. You are the two fools who nearly burned down our town three years. Why are you back here? You have some nerve after putting so many lives at risk” Zabuza flinched as several people froze and began looking at them with suspicion.

Zabuza stepped up toward the old headmaster “I’m sure this is just a big misunderstanding, can we take this outside?” Hiruzen reluctantly nodded and they left the station “now what did my men do to anger you?” Zabuza asked carefully keeping his tone polite.

Hiruzen frowned as he eyed Meizu and Gozu critically “your men decided it would be a good idea to bring flares into an old barn. When the place went up in flames the spotting parties were nearby. It was only shear dumb luck that the fire didn’t spread before someone was killed”

“spotting parties?” asked Gozu who flinched as the ‘old’ man glared at him.

“our town relies heavily on tourists who come to see the rare species of plants and insects during spring and summer. There are always groups of people looking around looking for a Moon Lily or Glowing Butterflies even my students. You both could’ve done a lot of damage … Naruto lets go. I will escort you to your next class and no objections” Naruto winced and followed after the headmaster who still seemed to be in a foul mood making it safer not to argue.

Naruto glanced over his shoulder at the hunters and smirked. They all looked thoroughly scolded “remind me never to piss you off, bloody hell they look pale”

The vampire smirked “if you need reminding then I’m losing my touch … how long until you smoke thing runs it’s course?”

“30 more minutes. It’s a drug designed to trick the brain into not noticing the senses are dulled, but it won’t effect anyone long term” said Naruto as he snapped a picture of the hunters which will be sent to Hashirama.

As they got in the car Hiruzen glanced at the four man team of hunter and smirked … Naruto called it again, they were looking at their phones most likely researching if the things he said were true. Hashirama had better be ready because he and Naruto are up … the headmaster wondered what Naruto had planned …

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Hashirama hung up his cellphone. He had just finished talking with Naruto and the plan seemed simple. All he had to do was wait for one of the hunters started following him. once they did he will lead them to Naruto’s home and pretend to be very close with the blonde Brit. The professor was very nervous, but excited. His sharp eyes caught the glimpse of someone following him.

It was the unknown member of he group. The hunter was actually very cute with long black hair and big brown eyes. The vampire wondered slightly if Naruto would find this person attractive. Hashirama felt a sting of jealousy. He shook the thoughts from his head and headed to his own home first.

“here we go” Hashirama muttered. It was now dark outside, but he could easily see the hunter outside in a car across the street. He grabbed his jacket and got in his car. Sure enough he was followed. He drove all the way up to the mansion and parked.

Naruto opened the door and pulled the vampire inside “glad you made it … looks like you tail is sneaking up the driveway now” Naruto and Hashirama sat down on the couch in front of the lit fire chatting casually as the hunter came closer “it is a shame about that date on the other side of the lake” Naruto said just loud enough for the hunter outside to hear. The ring of the dishwasher signaled and he got up.

The vampire sighed in false disappointment “yes well can’t be helped … let me help” he said and helped Naruto put some freshly cleaned dishes away in the cabinets, but right after Naruto trapped him against the counter. Hashirama’s breath caught in his throat as Naruto leaned in close.

“we can still have that date” Naruto said huskily making Hashirama shiver. His heart was racing in his chest as the hellhound inched closer. Finally the warm lips were pressed firmly against his own making the vampire moan as a jolt of pleasure raced through his body. The kiss quickly became more and more passionate each second.

When they heard the hunter Naruto slowly pulled back. A whimper escaped the vampire’s plump lips. Nothing more could happen just yet, but one more kiss couldn’t hurt, right? Hashirama leaned up and kissed Naruto again before cuddling up on the couch together.

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“Haku, what did you find about Hashirama?” Zabuza grumbled in the hotel room with Meizu and Gozu.

Haku was blushing brightly “ummm … well … Hashirama is not a merman. I saw him handling wet dishes without growing a tail … but he does have a secret. It’s just not what we are interested in. He and that blonde British student who was with the headmaster before … they’re in a relationship. Hashirama was worried about the water because they wanted to have date on the other side of the lake, but with you guys there he was concerned about being seen”

Zabuza shrugged “it was good to check anyway. Now we know so lets head out in the morning”

In the morning they packed everything up and left the village completely unaware of a set of fiery eyes following them all the way to the border of town and making sure they leave …
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