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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Naruto x Neji
Last Time:
"Why are we swaying?" he wondered and he looked out of the small circular window and his jaw dropped "we're on a ship!" the blonde gasped as he saw nothing but open water for miles ... this could be bad ...
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The sound of footsteps broke Naruto from his thoughts “uh oh, got to hide” he grabbed Kyu and jumped onto the ceiling just as a blonde guy in a suit smoking a cigarette came in.
“well what should I cook for dinner- … figures, we’re out of food” he grumbled as he sifted through the crates “hey Luffy, we’re out of food” he called out to someone on the deck.
Kyu twitched … the fumes from the cigarette tickled the fox’s nose …it was too much and Kyu sneezed …
The cook spun around and spotted Naruto “looks like we have a stowaway”
“I can explain!” yelped Naruto as he was dragged out of the room.
“explain it to the captain. Hey Luffy I found a stowaway” said the cook. Naruto gulped, he saw a pirate flag and realized that he was dropped on a pirate ship! This can’t go well … the cook placed him on the deck in front of some people …
A guy with black hair and a straw hat looked at him “hi I’m Luffy”
Naruto blinked, he didn’t expect a polite introduction “umm hi, I’m Naruto and this is Kyu” the little fox yipped happily.
“Luffy this kid is a stowaway, throw him overboard” muttered some woman with orange hair.
“that’s not nice Nami” said some guy with an long nose.
Luffy nodded “Usopp is right Nami. Besides he’s just a kid. Naruto this is our navigator Nami, our chef Sanji, our sniper Usopp and that guy sleeping over there is Zoro. How did you get on this ship? I didn’t notice any ship and we’ve been at sea for a while”
“err … I doubt you’d believe me” pouted Naruto.

Sanji shrugged “try us kid”
“I was cursed by a witch and she’s making me gather certain items in other worlds. She sends to these places through portals in the fabric of space and time. That’s how I got on your ship” Naruto hung his head, the blank looks he was getting was all he needed to know ”yeah, when I say it out loud of course it sounds insane. Could you just tell which is the closest direction to land?”
Nami pointed lazily “that way”
“thank you ma’am” said Naruto.
“hey don’t you ma’am me!- holy shit!” Nami and everyone else watched in shock as Naruto jumped over the rail with Kyu on his back and ran across the surface of the water! The entire ship groaned as the water moved under Naruto’s feet and propelled him along the water.
*crack* everyone jumped at the sudden sound and saw Luffy’s jaw on the ground …
“h-he can walk on water … he’s getting back on this ship!” the pirate captain braced his leg against the rail and extended his arms …
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“alright, now what do we need to get?” Naruto wondered as he pulled out the papers and skidded across the water. Kyu peeked over his shoulder …
Destination: ocean
Items:
Hair from a devil fruit user
pics
“devil fruit user? What does that mean?” Naruto froze … it felt like something was holding his shoulders. He looked and saw hands holding his shoulders …he slowly craned his neck to look behind and his eyes nearly popped out of his sockets when he saw the arms extend all the way back to the ship he was just on “WHAT THE FUCK?!” he screamed as he found himself being yanked back to the ship …
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Sanji frowned “errr … Luffy you might want to slow down”
”huh why’s that-ooof” the captain was knocked over as Naruto went flying into his chest … in his excitement he didn’t realize he was dragging Naruto back way too fast. Kyu went flying and landed on the green haired guy who was sleeping on the deck effectively jolting him awake …
Zoro bolted upright and raised an eyebrow at the fox in his lap and his captain on the floor with a kid laying next to him “ok … who’s going to tell me what happened?”
After a moment both Naruto and Luffy regained their senses …
Luffy grinned “you have to teach me that technique! I ate a devil fruit and now I can’t swim”
“ok … can I stay on the ship?” asked Naruto as Kyu hopped on his shoulder.
“yes” exclaimed Luffy.
“we don’t have any food Luffy” said Sanji.
“I have some supplies” offered Naruto …
*poof* several bottles of various drinks, meats and many other foods appeared out of thin air …
“wow … how’d you do that?” asked Sanji as he looked through the foods.
“it’s called sealing. You can make seals for anything from storing food to any number of items” explained Naruto while he pointednto the mark on his wrist.
The chef picked up a bottle “sounds like a technique I could use in the kitchen … ale? Wait a minute, you aren’t drinking this stuff are you kid?”
Naruto twitched at the slight disapproving stare the chef was giving him “no, but you never know what you can trade for a bottle. I can teach you sealing if you’d like” offered Naruto …
So over the next few days Naruto trained with Zoro in between teaching Luffy and Sanji chakra. Usopp also joined in and learned some sealing with a little alchemy. It didn’t take long for them to grasp the chakra so Naruto them a quick introduction to bending the elements … which was the perfect opportunity to grab a hair from Luffy as he showed them the water whip. Sanji taught Naruto how to cook in return for the chakra lessons … actually it was more by force after the chef found out that Naruto spent most his life eating instant ramen. After only a few days Luffy got the hang of walking on water and the basics of water bending …
Naruto sighed as he looked out at the moon hovering over the dark waters “how much longer will I have to do this Kyu?” the ninja started coughing up some blood again … the little fox whined and licked his hand in an attempt to comfort him. A noise made Naruto jump down from the mast and check the kitchen where he found Luffy and Sanji.
“you idiot, that wasn’t water you drank” yelled Sanji at Lufy who must’ve been accidently drinking the ale if the empty bottles were any indication.
“you’re cute *hiccup*” slurred the captain and pulled the cook into a kiss. The ninja was about to break things up, but Sanji quickly started to kiss back and the make out session became heated. Naruto’s first instinct was to leave and close the door, but he sighed and pulled out the camera instead … and mentally vowed to destroy every tape when he finds Kurokumo …
“Luffy ahh ohh shit yes hahh” moaned the chef as his captain removed his clothes and licked his bare skin. Sanji gasped as Luffy grabbed his hips and set him on the counter … the captain spread his chef’s legs wide …
“you taste delicious” said Luffy as he nibbled at the weeping erection earning a loud loud moan from the blonde …
“hey what’s going on in here?” Naruto gulped and jumped up to the ceiling just as Zoro came through the door “… what the hell? ahhh“ the swordsman moaned as Luffy’s rubber fingers on one hand extended … three fingers slipped into his shirt and teased his nipples as two others massaged Zoro’s crotch …
The ninja snuck out of the room after Luffy thrust into his cook “ok … now I should go” truthfully he didn’t want to leave just yet, but the curse inching towards his heart didn’t give him a choice … Kyu jumped into his pocket just as he set the camera on the witch’s papers …
Nami gasped as she woke up to find Naruto being pulled into a vortex …
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Jiraiya grinned in excitement “I found it! This is exactly what we need to help Naruto!”exclaimed the toad sage who has been searching nonstop for a solution to save his godson …
After all that time he managed to find a theory that he thinks will be the key to making a seal so he can follow Naruto …
But … he was being watched …
When he fell asleep that night a spider crept near him and Kurokumo appeared next to him …
“I can’t let you interfere with that boy … he has such an amazing soul and it will be mine, but I must admit your feeble attempts to find him are amusing” she chuckled. The spider crept on the sleeping sage’s hand and bit him …
She repeated the process with Tsunade, Neji, Shikamaru, Choji, Sasuke and Shino …
What did it do you ask? It made them forget …
When they wake up they will remember everything expect that Naruto is most likely in a different world with a deadly curse …
They will continue looking for their banished blonde, but under the impression that he’s still in their own world of ninjas …
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