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The Ugly Fox	By : Gothicpumpkin Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2120 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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G.P.: Hey everyone. I need to work on a few things. That is very true, and I'm honestly trying my best. I'm doing the school thing based on American high school where you go for four years. Naruto left when he was a freshman. Then came back a bit after senior year…So technically he's been gone roughly four and half years.
I am so very sorry for the confusion! Forgive me! Please forgive me! Four and half years, that means the twins will turn four very soon. I am so sorry for all the damn confusion! I had to talk with a friend about this to fix things. I beg your forgiveness.
Anyway this chapter is about Naruto's shopping adventure…This will be fun. I hope the chapter turns out well for you, my dear readers.
On with the chapter!
Exciting Shopping Adventure
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Naruto had gotten up early the next morning, leaving Sasuke to deal with the twins. After a long hot shower, he got out to dry and blushed brightly seeing Sasuke standing there stripping. Smirking at him, Sasuke slips into the shower. Naruto was bright red by the time he finished drying, then dressing. Quickly he leaves out of there to the kitchen. He wanted to make a large breakfast that he had not really been able to make in a long while.
Happily he begins to prepare a large breakfast, as he hears yelling and screaming. Biting his lower lip, he knew the twins did something. What they did, he did not know. But he knew they did something! Oh well, he warned them all that the twins were little terrors. He loved them to pieces, but they were seriously twin terrors. Sighing gently as he began to mix the pancake batter, he waits for the herd to come running down.
Listening closely, he hears the twins tearing down the stairs, squealing with laughter. They quickly hide behind his legs as he turns around to look at the ones following him. What he saw, made it really hard for him not to fall on the ground laughing.
Deidara's hair was GREEN! Itachi had a bedazzled face. They had glued rhinestones onto his face in the form of a goatee. He didn't look upset about it, in fact he looked like he was trying to rock it.
Neji's hair was spiked in all directions in really long spikes. Then finally there was Kiba. At first Naruto didn't see anything wrong, then when he turned there written on his nightshirt was I heart cats!
That was the kicker. Naruto placed the bowl onto the counter and busted out laughing. He just could not hold it in any longer! This earns him glares from everyone but Itachi who found all of this highly amusing.
Most of the pranks were easily remedied. All but Itachi's could be easily fixed. Deidara and Neji just needed a shower, while Kiba just had too burn his shirt. Itachi's would need someone to rip the rhinestones off, or take glue remover.
Sighing a bit, Naruto prepares to punish the twins. Though Gaara stopped him asking if he could do it. Naruto agreed knowing Gaara would train the twins hard, which was punishment enough.
He only hoped sweet, stoic Gaara did not end up putty in their hands. Just like a lot of other people he knew. This made him smile softly at the thought, before he moved back to his preparing of breakfast.
The twins had long since ran to take a bath, knowing they needed to wash their hair. Neji goes to join them, he wanted to know how Tsuki got his hair so soft. It was so good to be home, and Naruto was so happy that it was not a dream.
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After about two hours Neji and Naruto were finally walking toward a large clothing shop. Both men noticed the stares they got, but Neji grabbed onto Naruto's hand to make sure no one got near. Two very loud girlish screams caught their attention. Suddenly a blur of pink and blonde come crashing into Naruto hugging him.
It was Sakura and Ino! Naruto hadn't seen them yesterday and had wondered where they were! Apparently they owned the clothing shop and had to come here yesterday for an emergency. To say those two were excited that Naruto was back, would be an understatement. Then they learned of the twins.
Finally the two males were released with the promise of everyone getting together for lunch. They were also warned that Karin was around in the store. Naruto sighed, not wanting to deal with Karin. However, he just might have too if they crossed paths. He was not some weak little thing like he was four and half years go. Smiling softly he was with his head held high, since he was strong and confident.
Neji led him to the boys clothing first so they could get clothes for the twins. It took everything they had not to gush about how cute the clothes were, or how cute they would be on the boys! Naruto happily looked through the clothes as Neji left him to go get a buggy. That's when a man walked up to the blonde with a smile. Naruto felt like he knew this man, and that's when it hit him. This man was one of the ones who would bully him.
"Hello cutie….I haven't seen you around here before…Shopping for a nephew?" He spoke, in a soft deep voice. A voice that would make others go weak. But not Naruto.
"I'm shopping for my twin sons. I used to live here, before I moved. Now I moved back." Naruto saw the man go a bit stiff hearing about the twins. But then he smiled to him again.
"Someone as young and beautiful as you has kids? Who would leave you all alone with twins? I could help you take care of them. I'm Sasori." Naruto stared at him. He had always been a looker, but time had been very kind to him. His red hair, and pretty eyes, would make anyone swoon for him. Smiling a bit Naruto takes the hand offered.
"I'm Naruto. Nice to see you again Sasori." It was priceless to see Sasori's eyes go wide then he smiled hugging him lightly. Sure he had bullied him, but he also helped the nurse bandage his wounds when he got hurt. Sasori never went further then calling him names and hurtful words. Shaking his head lightly Sasori knew he didn't stand a chance.
At this point Neji came running up with a buggy. He had every intention of breaking up the hug worried for his friend. That's when he saw it was only Sasori he sighed in relief. Had it been anyone else they would of possibly hurt flipped out. They did not need a lot of attention. Though they were getting plenty with people staring at them or stealing glances as them. They knew they were good looking, but seriously? All this attention was embarrassing them.
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They had two carts piled high with clothes for the twins before they ran into Karin. She did not look happy. Flipping her hair she glares him with a huff. At first Neji and Naruto ignore her. However, it was getting harder to ignore her. She just kept glaring at them, and finally she spoke. What she said made Naruto clench his fists.
"I didn't know the dead-last whore was back. I hope your not giving my fiancé, Sasuke, a hard time." Naruto whirled around glaring at her. He didn't want to cause trouble but she was forcing his hand. Raising back his hand to slap her, she scoffs at him.
"Yeah right. You're a boy, and you would never hit a girl." She smirks as she looks at him stop then look thoughtful. Suddenly he starts laughing causing her to frown. Before she could speak however, he spoke first.
"My biological gender is boy. However, I am gay and the uke in the relationship…There for that makes me a girl. Right ladies?" Neji was trying not to laugh or smile because this was serious.
Though it was really hard. Many of the women agreed with him. He was in the girls position in the relationship. Sound logic to call himself a girl. Karin was fuming.
That was when she slapped him making a large red mark appear on his cheek. Head snapped to the side he glares, making it snap back to looking at her. He smacks her, then she lunges grabbing his hand and slamming his face into her knee. She thinks she's won before he grabs her arms then flips her behind him causing her to slam to the flood. Panting he moves to face her, only for her to grab his leg and yank making him fall.
Many of the women that were around them were gasping at the display. Neji had run to get Sakura and Ino so that they help. Naruto and Karin begin to roll on the floor scratching and slapping at each other. Karin ends up pulling strands of Naruto's hair out. While Naruto lands a few good punches on her. Finally Karin bites him, hard! This makes Naruto freeze then bite back drawing blood.
Their clothes were tearing, and Karin's glasses were broken. They refused to stop, even after they heard the police sirens. Naruto had Karin pinned to the ground with her hands in a lock that would break them if she moved.
She tried to kick him, forcing Naruto to break her hands. This made her scream loudly, as she slams her foot into his gut sending him back a few inches. Panting she lunges again intending to use anything she could to strangle him, and or rip out his esophagus.
Before she was able to get to him, she was grabbed by two policemen. A pair of policemen grabbed Naruto too. Fist they had to go to the hospital then be processed.
They kept the two separated as they got the story from all the witnesses. Each person told them that Karin had provoked it, and did the first hit. Neji was freaking out. This was not good, not good at all.
Ino and Sakura vouch for Naruto and he's released with a warning. Sakura tends to his wounds since there was nothing serious. Once everything was said and done he goes back to shopping like nothing had happened.
The police even apologized to him because they had not known he was the fiancé of Sasuke Uchiha. Not to mention the mother of his children. Oh Kami! Wait until Sasuke finds out about this, he was dead!
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Neji rubbed Naruto's back as they sat down at a café eating lunch. Sasuke was on his way and he was pissed off. Apparently he was pissed off with Naruto for the entire thing. Karin had gotten to him before Neji or Naruto could speak to him. This was not good. He had reverted back to the experiment. Neji had to prepare Naruto for what was possibly going to happen.
When the black with deep purple Chinese dragon sped into the parking lot the parked, Naruto gulped. Sasuke was furious, he was glaring everywhere as he looked around for the blonde. When he spotted him, he made his way to him. Naruto was shaking as Neji tried to comfort him. He looked into Sasuke's eyes and was terrified to see them so cold. They burned him because they were so cold.
"What the hell is the whore dead-last doing beating up my girlfriend!? Well!? All she fuckin' did was tell you to stay away from me with those bastard children of yours! How dare you, you stupid slut! I only fucked you one time so I could get your virginity and that's it!" While Sasuke told him off in a deadly quiet tone, Naruto felt the sting in his eyes.
Tears began to roll down his cheeks, and Sasuke stopped, staring at him. As Naruto watched him, he saw Sasuke struggle then change. What happened to him?
Slowly he felt the arms encircle him and embrace him. He felt tears on his shirt as he embraced Sasuke back. They said nothing as they hugged. The silent apology was accepted, but the questions were left unanswered.
Where would they even begin with the questions and answers? There was something clearly wrong with Sasuke. Something internal. It looked like whatever it was, was a serious fight. Naruto silently promised himself, and Sasuke that he would be there to guide Sasuke back from where he is. Whatever was happening to Sasuke, it was something like what Suigetsu was and probably still is going through. That thought scared the blonde, a lot.
After about five minutes, Sasuke slowly pulled from the hug only to lightly kiss Naruto's lips. He had to get back to helping his brother at home with a few things. Naruto promised him not to get into any more fights if he could help it. Neji promised to get Naruto back to the house in one piece. They were still not done with shopping yet. There was still a lot more they had to get. Like Naruto's clothes, and the groceries for the kids.
Sasuke leave them to finish lunch so that he could go back and help Itachi. Slowly Naruto sits down in his seat, with Neji rubbing his back. Lightly he picked at his food, taking a few bites. The food was wonderful, but he wasn't very hungry after what happened. With a bit of encouragement from Neji he began to really eat. He felt his mood improve a little bit as Neji told him stories about how and Gaara were in high school while he was gone.
They had nearly been caught having sex in the boys bathroom! Gaara had hotwired a car to only to backwards doughnuts because the teacher hit on Neji! Naruto was laughing so hard he began to cry. By the time their lunch was finished, and Neji had told enough stories, Naruto was ready to go shopping again. His mood was a hell of a lot better then it was before.
Linking arms after paying they head back to the shop. Neji made sure he had a camera ready. Why, you ask? So that he could take pictures of all the outfits Naruto was going to try on! Wouldn't you do the same, if you had a really cute uke? Neji was really giddy at the thought of getting super cute pictures of Naruto, like he used to when they first met.
While Neji was gone to get another cart or two, Naruto was browsing through the clothes. Another man walks up to him, and all the blonde wants to do is laugh at the pick up lines he was using. He doesn't do it, as it would be highly rude. So he bites his tongue waiting for an opportunity to speak. It does not look like he will have a chance.
"So are you tired, because you have been running through my mind all day." The man talks, but sees no reaction from the blonde he's trying to hit on. So he tries to think of another.
"Are we near an airport or is that just my heart taking off?" That doesn't get a response either. The man was becoming frustrated. Usually he got some sort of reply by now.
"How about…Are you sore? Because it's a long fall from heaven." Naruto looks at him, and begins to giggle. He takes this as his chance to actually speak to the man.
"I am sore, but not from falling from heaven. I recently got into a fight with a girl. I am also sorry to inform you, but I am taken." The man's eyes go wide before he turns around and leaves him alone. He was softly giggling as the lines used ran through his head. This earned a look from Neji telling him to explain. He was finally able too after trying on six outfits.
Neji began to giggle too. The lines were just so cheesy and some of them were actually sweet. They contained themselves so as not to make another scene while they were there. Naruto sighed softly after trying on the twentieth outfit only for Neji to snap a lot of pictures of it. It was fun to do random poses the first few times, but now it was getting old. He was wondering how to distract Neji now.
There was no legal way he knew to distract him. Sighing gently he goes and browses the racks once more for a few more outfits. He was beginning to wonder what the twins were up too. A soft smile came to him as he thought of what Gaara could be teaching them. Oh the tricks they pulled when they were younger. He hoped his twins made him proud, and were hellions who got good grades.
Smiling brightly he pulls out a few outfits placing them in the cart. It would annoy Neji, but he didn't care. He was getting tired of trying on clothes. Neji would get lots of pictures later when they go to the house. Tomorrow was pool day, where they had all decided to hang out around the pool. Naruto was a bit shy about it. He had a very small scar from the birth, plus he still had a bit of the baby fat still on him.
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Neji was watching him with a small smile of his own. It was so good to have him home. The twins were wonderful, even though they were little pranksters. They reminded him so much of their parents. Tsuki was like Sasuke, while Taiyo was like Naruto. They were the sun and moon. Their names suited them well. He couldn't wait to have his own children with Gaara.
Gaara was scared to have children. He felt like he would not be a good father to his children. This saddened Neji, because to him Gaara was perfect. Yes, he had some issues, but he was wonderful with children! Naruto was lucky to have the twins. Even if it was a bit early in his life. He was still lucky, because there were those who couldn't have children.
To tell the truth Neji was scared to have children too. Though after seeing Naruto he felt better about it. He was going to try and talk to Gaara about this again. Maybe this time he would of a bit of luck. Then a thought struck him. Wait until the others find out about Karin! Especially Gaara! Oh Kami, Gaara will blow a gasket! He knew he couldn't hide it from the other man though.
All hell was going to break loose when they get back to the house. All he could hope fore was that Gaara would keep himself under control since the kids were there. He had been wanting a serious reason to just strangle Karin, but until now he had not ever had one. Maybe the story of how Naruto dealt with her, would appease him.
He saw how Naruto just put outfits into the cart. All though this irked him a lot, he understood. Naruto was getting tired, and so was he. They deserved a nap once they got back to the house. Maybe they could do what they used too. Curl up in bed, and watch a movie before sleeping. That would be really nice to do. Plus the others could watch the twins.
Smiling a bit he links arms with Naruto as he pays for the clothes. Getting all the bags they then head to his car intending to go home for a nap. They chatted and laughed at the stories of their younger selves. It was almost like Naruto had never left. Everything was still relatively the same, which made Naruto feel better about having to leave.
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G.P.: Hey everyone! I am so sorry for updating late. I've really been having some bad days. I promise I will update soon, and that it will be longer this somewhat. As you can see, Sasuke is cured. He is having a serious internal struggle much like Suigetsu is going through.
I really seriously hope you can forgive me for the years mix up thing. And please let me know what you want for the twins with Gaara next chapter.
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