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Any Time the Fly Goes Global	By : Shaylilin Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1635 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A/N:� This is an easy
chapter for our characters, but the last for a while to come.
Review Responses:
Ero Sennin: I just chose one of the two video networks I
actually get.� MTV seemed like it would
be more receptive of the situation.� This
chapter is relatively easy for our boys, because my muse has some seriously
twisted things in store for them later on.�
And as far as my cravings went, I wanted Mashed Potatoes and Donuts,
separate, but at the same time � if that makes sense.
The Simi: Thank you for such a nice review.� The wedding is going to come up soon, since
this is something they�ve both wanted for a long time.� My muse is evil, but she generally doesn�t
kill anyone off�and hasn�t planned it for this story yet (but it could change
as I�m writing).
Msuzumaki: Thanks for the
review.� I can�t wait to write their
wedding, and it�s coming up soon.

Chapter Twelve

Sasuke and Naruto sat by the phone two days later.� The trip home had been rather uneventful,
with the exception of Naruto�s sudden craving for a
nerds and hot fudge taco.� Naruto had been
rather adamant about it, and it was the first thing Sasuke did for his
soon-to-legal-husband.� He smiled at
Naruto, though they were both waiting anxiously to hear from Obito.� Sasuke assumed he would have heard by now, at
least something.

He sighed when he realized Naruto was stressing.� �Baby, let�s go do something.� Sitting here isn�t helping either of us
relax, and the baby can�t be enjoying this.�

Naruto nodded.� He
knew Sasuke was right.� He sighed and
rubbed his eyes.� �I�m sleepy.� I should just go to bed.�

Sasuke frowned.�
Naruto had been going to bed a lot earlier and more times a day than
usual.� Minato had told him Naruto�s
energy level would be down, but this seemed so drastic.� He�d slept until noon, then
napped at 3, and now he was ready for bed at 6?�
Sasuke nodded and helped Naruto to the room.� He pushed Naruto back on the bed gently,
coving his husband�s neck and face with kisses.�
�I love you, Naruto.� Get your
sleep.� I�ll be to bed shortly.�

Naruto smiled and shook his head.� �You aren�t sleepy yet.� I don�t want you to feel obligated to come to
bed when I go to bed.�

Sasuke smirked.� �I
didn�t plan on sleeping, but I like being close to you.� I like making sure you�re taken care
of.�� He ran his fingers through the
blond strands of his husband�s hair.� �I
love you, Nar.� I�ll be to bed
soon.�� He kissed Naruto�s forehead,
whispering, �Get your rest.�

Sasuke closed the door behind him and sighed as he headed
for his cell phone.� He figured he had a
lot of calls to make still.� He went into
their living room and sat in his favorite chair before dialing Itachi.� �Hey, Itachi,� he sighed as his brother
picked up. �Have you heard from Obito or Kisame yet?�

Sasuke heard Itachi sigh.�
�No.� I�m worried Sasuke.� I want to head to Tokyo myself, but I�m
afraid something would happen to me as well.�
I couldn�t leave Hinata like that.�

Sasuke nodded and swallowed the lump forming in his throat.� �Can I ask you something about Hinata�s
pregnancy?�

Itachi chuckled, �Of course, Sasuke.� Anything I can do to help I will.�

Sasuke sighed.� �Did
she sleep all the time?� I mean, like all the time?�� Sasuke frowned.� �Naruto woke up at noon today and has had a
nap and is all ready going back to bed.�
That can�t be normal, can it?�

Itachi shrugged.�
�Hinata didn�t do that, but Hinata�s body was made for having
children.� Naruto�s body wasn�t.�

Sasuke nodded.� �I
know.� I know.�� He sighed again.� �Thanks, Itachi.� Call me if you hear anything.� I need to call Naruto�s dad.� I promised to keep him informed on anything
that strikes me as odd with Naruto�s pregnancy.�
Then I�m going to do some work for my studio before bed.�� He paused.�
�I love you, Itachi.�

Itachi smiled and sighed softly.� �I love you too, Sas.� You know you�ll be the first I call if I hear
anything.� Try to relax little
brother.� You�ll end up stressing out
Naruto if you take on both of your guys� stress.�

�Hn.�� Sasuke hung up.� He sighed before he dialed the next number he
needed to call.� He sighed.� Hopefully Minato was up all ready.� The phone rang twice before he heard Minato�s
voice.� �I have a question about Naruto�s
condition.�

Minato laughed.� �You
didn�t strike me as the condition kind.�

Sasuke furrowed his brows.�
�What does that mean?�

Minato shook his head.�
�I didn�t picture you the kind of guy to call pregnancy a
condition.� Anyway, what�s the question?�

Sasuke sighed.� �He�s
been sleeping a lot.� As you know we�re
dealing with some really stressful situations, and I don�t know if that�s the
reason.� He slept like 10 hours last
night, plus an hour nap, and now he�s back in bed all ready.�

Minato frowned.� �That
is unusual.� Is he taking his prenatal
vitamins?�

Sasuke nodded.� �I
give them to him every morning.� Is this
something I have to worry about?�

Minato sighed.� �I
should come give him a check-up.� Have
you talked to your uncle lately?�

Sasuke shook his head.�
�No, and it has Naruto and I worried.�
We thought for sure we would have heard something by now.� Did they ever make it to you?�

Minato growled.�
�Obito Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki-Uchiha get
your dumb asses out here right now!�� He
sighed and apologized to Sasuke.� �If I�d
known these idiots hadn�t contacted you, I would have forced them to do this
sooner.�

Sasuke shook his head as he heard Obito�s guilty voice
followed by Kisame�s even more guilty voice, followed
by Minato�s scolding voice.� He couldn�t
help but chuckle as Obito got on the line.�
�I was going to call you today.�

Sasuke rolled his eyes.�
�Whatever.� Just tell me what you
know.� Naruto�s going crazy with
worry.� He�s talking about jumping a
plane to Tokyo and taking care of them himself.�

Obito sniffled.� �I�m
sorry, Sasuke.� Please don�t hate
me.�� When Sasuke sighed Obito
groaned.� �Okay, here�s the thing.� We�ve got Deidara, he�s got information, and
we�re launching the sting for Zetsu in about two hours.� I didn�t want to call you until after the
operation.� I didn�t want to get Naruto�s
hopes up.� You can tell him that we have
Dei, okay?�

Sasuke sighed again.�
�It�s good to hear.� Will you call
me when you finish?� Naruto is sleeping,
and I think he needs to stay asleep.�

Obito chirped, �Yep.�
I�ll call you.� I�m giving the
phone to Minato again.�

Minato ripped the phone away from Obito.� �Sasuke you should have warned me your uncles
were worse than three year olds.�

Sasuke couldn�t help the small chuckle that escaped his
lips.� �Will you wait until Zetsu is
freed to get on the plane?� I think it
would make Naruto feel much better if he knew Zetsu was safe.�

Minato sighed softly.�
�I guess I can be nice for Naruto.�
I have issues with Zetsu, but I understand to a point.�� He smiled.�
�I�ll see you soon, Sasuke.� Take
care of my boy, okay?�

�Hm, yeah.�� Sasuke hung up the phone.� He let himself take a deep relaxing breath
before grabbing his laptop and a bottle of water and heading to the
bedroom.� He smiled lovingly at the
boyfriend, soon to be husband, sleeping soundly in their bed.� His smile softened as he realized it had
stopped being his bed some time ago.

**********************

Obito smiled at Kisame.�
�He was so pissed.� I guess we
deserved it though.�� He sighed and
wrapped his arms around Kisame�s waist.� �Are you ready for this?�

Kisame nodded.� �Dei
should be back soon.�� He smiled and
leaned down to capture Obito�s lips.� �I
hate doing these kinds of operations in person.�
I hate thinking I might lose you.�

Obito sighed and nodded against Kisame�s
chest.� �Me too,
Sharkey.�� He pulled Kisame closer
and pressed his lips to his husband�s more urgently.� When he pulled back he looked into Kisame�s eyes.� �Last operation for us?�
This one is important and I have to handle it personally, for
Naruto.� After this though, would you
prefer being desk jockey and body guard to the band only?�

Kisame chuckled before shaking his head.� �As much as I hate it, this is the only
lifestyle I know.� We both know we�d go
crazy being desk jockies.�

Obito snickered before nodding.� �If ever I had a reason to go crazy though,
it would be you.�

Kisame rolled his eyes before pulling away from his
husband.� �I hear Dei�s car.� He�ll be here shortly.� Let�s get everything situated before we go,
okay?�

Obito sighed and nodded.�
He could hear the blaring bass from Deidara�s car headed their way
too.� �Someone should tell him that�s not
good for his hearing.�

*************************

Deidara crept toward the entrance of the warehouse
carefully.� He ruefully let his eyes
drift for a just a moment to the black bangs just visible in his peripheral
vision.� These fuckers were going to pay
for making him chop off all of his beautiful hair and dye it black and
red.� He flickered
his gaze back to the closed doors and the agents around him.� This was what he lived for.� He loved the excitement and knowledge that he
held people�s lives in his hands.� He
wouldn�t enjoy holding lives in his hand, but Obito was always good at
determining exactly who needed to be eliminated.

He made a few hand signals and led the teams to the doors
before he threw them open.� The first
thing he noticed was Zetsu tied to a stake at an awkward angle in the middle of
the room.� The next thing he saw were the
two men who had been hunting him for the last couple of days.� He didn�t see the �other half� of Zetsu, but
since he had seen the man previously, he knew he had to be around
somewhere.� �Don�t
fucking move, or I�ll blow your fucking brains out!� he shouted.� He smirked when he noticed the two were in a
compromising position, completely nude, and frozen in shock.

Deidara smirked as he spoke into his communicator.� �Obito, Kakuzu and Hidan are secured.� Missing the other half of
Zetsu still.� I need a medical
team to get Zetsu out of here.�

�On the way, Dei.� 5 minutes for medical.� You hold those two and have your team sweep
the inside of the building.� Kisame�s team is sweeping the outside and surrounding
buildings.�

�Gotcha,� Deidara smirked.�
He spoke to his team without taking his eyes off the two dangerous, yet very incapacitated men in front of him.� �Check upstairs.� Go in partners.� Keep an eye out for the guy who looks just
like the one tied in the middle of the room.�
The medics will be here soon.� We
need the place secured before then.�

�Right,� Deidara smirked at his team members as they moved
around the rooms upstairs.� He turned his
eyes back to the two men in front of him.�
�You�re so lucky Tobi wants to keep you alive
for questioning, or I�d have blown your fucking heads off already for making me
cut and die my hair.�

Hidan smirked at Deidara.�
�You were more fuckable as a blonde.�

Deidara moved closer to Hidan and punched him hard, managing
to keep his gun trained on Kakuzu the entire time.� �You�d be more fuckable
as corpse.�� He grinned maniacally as he
pushed the barrel of his gun into Kakuzu�s mouth.

Hidan�s eyes widened.� �You wouldn�t dare.� You just said your boss told you to keep us
alive.�� He gasped as he saw Deidara�s
trigger finger start to bend a bit.

Deidara growled and pulled away from the two men as he saw
his team returning from the upstairs.�
�He�s gone,� one of his men shouted.

Kakuzu growled.� �The
fucker said he was going out for fucking smokes.� The little bitch must have sensed you and
run.� He better hope you kill me or I�m
going to kill him.�

Deidara kept moving back.�
�You two, cuff �em.� Then find them something to wear.� I don�t want to have to laugh at their
humiliation.� Such small dicks must be
embarrassing.�� Deidara smirked at the
outrage on both faces as his men did their best to hide their chuckles.

Deidara heard the door open and glanced over his shoulder to
see the medic teams entering the building.�
�That one,� he nodded toward Zetsu.�
�He�s the one we need to secure and check out.� These two are fine; just a little flushed
from the fucking they were doing when we walked in.�

Deidara heard the medics snort back their laughter as Obito
entered the room.� �Kisame hasn�t found
even a trace of the second version of Zetsu.��
He sighed and turned to the two men who were now cuffed and wearing
boxers.� �I want some fucking
answers.� No one touches my nephew or
anything that belongs to him and gets away with it.�

Hidan spit at Obito.�
�Fuck off you stupid fuck.� That
bitch left us.� If I knew where the fuck
the fucker went I�d tell you just because he left us.� The fucker needs to get his ass taken down a
peg.�

Obito sighed before turned to Diedara.� �I need these two brought to the
facility.� They need to stay alive long
enough to be interrogated.�

Deidara nodded and motioned his team to do as Obito
instructed.� Both men turned towards an
obviously worse-for-the-wear and unconscious Zetsu.� Deidara frowned.� The man was obviously malnourished and looked
as though he�d been beaten once or twice.�
Deidara sighed.� �It�s going to
crush Naruto that he�s gotten this bad before we could get to him.�

Obito nodded.�
�Speaking of Naruto, I should call Sasuke and let him know that we have
Zetsu freed, but that the other personality has gotten free.�

Deidara nodded.� �I�ll
go to the hospital with Zetsu and make sure he�s still safe.� I know that it would bother Naruto if there
wasn�t someone with him to protect him.��
He smiled as Kisame entered.� �You
two find that fucker.� I want to kill
someone for my goddamn hair.�
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