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Underwear

Chapter 12: And It All Falls Down

by thatreevesgirl/Lemon Drops (both me)

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Somehow Kakashi�s wonderful evening had
digressed into this. If he were asked how, Kakashi wouldn�t have
been able to answer that question. This was quickly becoming the most
disastrous evening of his life, thanks in no small part to his idiot younger teammates, that Kakashi was sure of. Sakura was
sitting in her chair across from Kakashi glaring venom at him. It was
kind of obvious why, because a plate of very expensive pasta was dripping from
her beautiful up-do. Also, her sweater was ruined, seeing as a rogue
kunai had sliced it from shoulder to below her breasts, leaving her bra very
obviously peeking through the slit the kunai cut. One of her shoes was
sitting on Kakashi�s lap, and Tenzou was groaning as
the ANBU operative laid across their table, still trying to rid himself of all
the sand that had weaseled its way into his flak jacket.

�I�m sorry, sempai, the Kazekage is
tougher than he looks,� Tenzou moaned as he tried to
stand up. He managed to only roll off the table ungracefully and almost
fall right onto Sakura. Kakashi could only wonder what he�d done to anger
the powers that be.

�You know, I think I�m going to call it
a night,� Sakura told her date. �I�ve had just about enough of this
childish game.� Standing slowly, Sakura didn�t even flinch as yet another
sand-rat scurried down her leg.

Yes, Sakura had been enjoying
one of the most pleasant evenings of her life, but now she was covered with
food, humiliated beyond words, and there were still fake rodents squeaking at
her heals. She would never be able to show her face in this beautiful,
expensive restaurant again, perhaps not even in public. Maybe Sakura
wouldn�t have been quite as bitter if she didn�t know how intrinsically
involved Kakashi was in the fiasco which had just befallen them. Tenzou was obviously Kakashi�s undercover man, and despite
the fact he got thrown through a window by a giant sand-hand, both he and
Kakashi were definitely at fault too.

Through the broken window she could see
Gaara readying another jutsu, and whatever the Kazekage had to do with
Kakashi�s stupid competition with her teammates didn�t seem to matter too
much. Where there was Gaara, there was Naruto, and that was confirmed by
the loud, grating, �Dammit, you bastard!� being
yelled by the blond at who she suspected to be Sai or Sasuke. This was
their fault, all of their faults. Sakura blamed Gaara from the
piss-poor aimed kunai which ripped her shirt to shreds, but for the most part
he couldn�t help what Naruto probably tricked him into.

Sakura swatted away a particularly
pesky rat before she pinched the rip in her sweater closed. �You know,�
she began, �I�m not really sure what to think, but I think I can say with quite
a bit of certainty that I�m swearing off men. The whole lot of you is
insane.�

Kakashi was still sitting in his chair
flabbergasted. Had all this really happened? Was Sakura really
walking out of his life (or at least love-life) forever? No, he refused
to accept that! He couldn�t let this happen, not when it was the three
stupid idiots who were at fault. No, correction, four
stupid idiots. Gaara was now on Kakashi�s shit list too.
Kakashi was pretty sure it might start a diplomatic incident if he fought or
challenged the Kazekage, but he actually considered chancing it to get even
with Gaara for ruining his night with Sakura.

Sakura started walking off, and Kakashi
knew he had to stop her. He just had to. �Tenzou,
you think you can handle things here?� he asked abruptly to the man who was
trying to counter the Kazekage�s sand.

�Kakashi-sempai, please, use my code name,�
Tenzou whispered harshly, then
quickly formed hand signs for a water jutsu, trying to wash away the sand that
was attempting to strangle him.

Kakashi pressed a hand to his throbbing
temple. At a time like this Tenzou cared
whether or not he was using proper codenames? Daft was the word which
seemed to come to mind. �Okay,� Kakashi grit out as calmly as he could,
�Do you think you can handle this situation on your own, Yamato?�

�Of course sempai, my water jutsu are a
good offense and defense against the Kazekage�s sand, but what should I do if
Naruto or the other two get involved?�

�Kill them, please, do me and them a
favor and just kill them,� Kakashi replied sarcastically, his tone only a hair
from being serious as he attempted to follow Sakura.

Tenzou countered against another sand clone, and pondered if
Kakashi was giving him a real order to kill. He certainly hoped not,
because he didn�t really want to hurt any of the people who he had worked with
over the years. It was probably a good thing when Kakashi called back, �I
wasn�t serious, Tenzou, let them live,� before he
disappeared completely.

Any other woman, any other stupid woman
in the entire world and Kakashi wouldn�t have cared. Even a week or two
ago he wouldn�t have given Sakura much thought either, but since he had, there
was no getting her out of his head. Her full breasts, her beautiful
smile, the overstated curves of her hips and the way they seemed to sway and
call out to him. But more than her physical attractiveness, there were
things like her determination, or the way she made him laugh, or the fact that
it didn�t even phase her that he was a perverted guy
who read porn in public. He still remembered the day when Sakura told him
that it might have made her uncomfortable back when she was thirteen, but now
she tended to his favorite pastime more endearing than anything else.

�Kakashi, I think
it�s because you aren�t afraid to be you. I know your true smiles and
I�ve seen your real heartache. A book like that just means that you are
confident with yourself and don�t care what other people think. I like
that about you.�

Kakashi still remembered back when
Sakura had told him that. The two of them had just finished quite an
exhausting bout of training, and he had wanted to visit the memorial stone
before heading home for the day. He�d just pulled out his book and
started walking in the direction of his favorite hangout. It was a bit
strange that Kakashi spent more time at a stone with dead people than he did
with the living, but Sakura didn�t seem to take any qualms with it.

�Can I go with you?� she had asked. Kakashi didn�t really want her to,
but she was a friend who he could rarely say no to, so he agreed to take her.
That was when she had told him those nice things, and Kakashi could still
remember how it made him smile. It was the day Kakashi formally
introduced her to Obito. Kakashi stood there
talking with both of them, being some kind of strange intermediary between his
dead and living friends. It was a different kind of experience to say the
least, but fun too. Somehow, he knew Obito
would have liked Sakura, because the guy always liked girls with a little bit
of spunk in them. Sakura didn�t judge Kakashi, or make fun of him,
instead she joined right in the conversation, telling Obito
stories she was sure Kakashi had amended or refused to mention.

�I�m not sure how you
used put up with him all the time, Obito,� she told the stone with a smile, �Sometimes he is so
difficult, but I almost think that it�s because he�s lonely. I think he
really misses you.�

Kakashi had decided that was a good
place to end the conversation between Sakura and Obito.
She always saw exactly what Kakashi didn�t want her to see. If there was
one person who was truly talented at seeing �underneath the underneath� it was
Sakura. She could see straight through him and all the complicated
bullshit he erected around himself. Kakashi couldn�t hide from her as she
grew older, and it scared him, but more than that, it made him want to let her
know more. Sakura was right, he was lonely, and as much as it couldn�t
have come at a less opportune time, Kakashi wanted her to know how she made him
feel a little less lonely than he used to.

�Stupid women,� Kakashi grumbled as he
searched the alley for Sakura. He might have had feelings for her, but
there was a good reason why he avoided getting into relationships,
and that mostly involved how irritating the female sex could be. Sakura, of
course, was nowhere to be found. Most likely she had transported back to
her apartment or to a friends, maybe even to Sasuke�s house or Naruto�s
apartment. �Great, that is just great.�

�Sem�sempai?� Tenzou asked from behind Kakashi.

Growling beneath his breath, the copy-nin turned toward his friend and
answered with a snippy, �What now, Tenzou?�

�Um, I was h�hoping you could help me
get to the hospital. I subdued the Kazekage, b..but��
and there was a loud thud as Tenzou collapsed to the
ground.

Kakashi might have been worried if
Naruto didn�t hop out of the restaurant with his blowdart
tube in hand, �Ha, take that, Yamato! Kakashi! I didn�t know that
you were still here. How did your date go with Sakura?�

Kakashi eyed Tenzou
and then glared at Naruto harshly. He had no more patience for his
teammates, and wanted to strangle every last one of them. �My date went
about as well as your training is going to go tomorrow. Is he okay?�
Kakashi asked, referring, of course, to the unconscious Tenzou.

�Yeah, he�ll wake up in a few hours
with a headache, and I don�t think he�ll be able to have full control of his
chakra for a few days, but other than that Yamato�s just peachy.�

Kakashi vowed to murder Naruto and bury
the body where no one would ever find it. He was the copy-nin of Konoha, such a thing was a simple feat. Naruto
was still standing there looking pleased with himself
when a bruised looking Gaara stumbled up beside the blond, sand looming over
his body menacingly.

�You have to understand, Kakashi, we
can�t let you follow Sakura tonight,� Naruto told his team-leader with a big,
warm smile. �And since this isn�t during training hours, technically you
can�t do anything to us in training as punishment.�

Kakashi wanted to strangle the life
from Naruto�s body so badly, so very, very badly, but instead drew great
satisfaction from the next best thing. �I�m sorry, Naruto, I�m afraid
that destruction of public property and attacking a higher ranking officer is
going to earn you a night or two in the detention facility with corrective
action to follow,� Kakashi told his ex-pupil smugly. It might have made
the copy-nin feel a bit better if Gaara didn�t start
laughing. Kakashi always thought that kid�s laugh was a bit creepy, and
the Kazekage, despite the changes and strides he�d made becoming a better
person, was still slightly off his rocker.

The sand reformed the gourd on Gaara�s
back as he continued to chuckle. Then Gaara played a card Kakashi hadn�t
planned on. �Too bad Naruto didn�t do any of this, it was between me and
your operative here,� Gaara said while pointing at the unconscious Tenzou. �I don�t think you want to start an
international incident by throwing me in a lock-up cell. I doubt your
Hokage would be appreciative of that.�

Damn pretentious brat! Gaara was
almost as bad as Sasuke, who Kakashi could also sense in the vicinity.
Sasuke wasn�t alone either, because one sniff of the air revealed Sai�s chakra-laced inks. The scent was fresh, so they
were obviously used recently, probably during the fight with Tenzou. Unfortunately, there was no way of
implicating the other three in this incident without taking the Kazekage down
as well since Gaara had confessed to most of the wrong-doing. That was
something the elders and Tsunade wouldn�t approve of at all. Most likely
there would be an elaborate cover-up to prevent any political upheaval.
That was confirmed when a squad of ANBU operatives arrived moments later and
took over the situation. Now there was definitely nothing he could
officially do to Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai for their inappropriate behavior, they
would get off scot-free.

�I�m leaving,� Kakashi grumbled.
The one good thing is that the ANBU operatives allowed him to sneak away
without any further confrontation. There was no way Gaara or Naruto, or
even Sasuke and Sai, could make a move to prevent him from chasing after Sakura
now. He had to find her and let her know that tonight wasn�t his
fault. He just had to.

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Inside her favorite bistro in Konoha,
was one very mortified older sister. She had watched, mouth completely
agape, as her little brother wreaked havoc on a high ranking Konoha
ninja. He was the Kazekage! Didn�t Gaara know better than
that? Hadn�t he made enough progress through the years to know that
attacking ninja from allied nations, no matter what the excuse, was something
that was to be avoided at all costs?

�Are you going to finish that
salad? Because really, Temari, this meal is costing me
at least a quarter of this month�s paycheck.�

Temari�s lazy on-again-off-again boyfriend was needling her.
All the guy knew how to do well was avoid relationships and whine about how
troublesome crap was. Her brother, the Kazekage, had just gone berserk in
a restaurant, and all Shikamaru cared about was if she was going to finish her
salad. How she managed to pick such amazing losers was beyond her.
It must have been a talent or something.

�Earth to Temari, did you hear
me? Are you going to eat the��

Shikamaru didn�t have enough time to
finish his question, because instead of into Temari�s
stomach, the salad wound up in Shikamaru�s lap.

�Listen here, you
whiny bastard! All you do is
complain and laze about. I�m sick of it. Not only that but I�m only
your girlfriend when it suits you, and I�m sick and tired of you breaking up
with me so you can diddle your teammate and then come crawling back begging for
forgiveness. You should grow a spine and be a man!�

Temari would have slapped him, but
there were tears stinging her eyes. It wasn�t fair, because she really
did care about him, apparently much more than he cared for her. If
Shikamaru gave a shit at all he would have known why
Gaara�s newest rampage was so troubling to her. Or perhaps he would have
realized that most guys were smart enough to figure out that you don�t sleep
with more than one girl on a regular basis. For a clever guy, Shikamaru
was pretty dense.

Temari huffed and started stomping
away. �I�m leaving now, Shikamaru. Don�t bother on writing to me
this time, or apologizing, because I don�t want to hear it!�

Of course, this wasn�t the first time
they had fought and broke up. Temari always took him back after awhile,
but this time she swore it would be different. This time it was really
over between them. There was only so much her heart could take before
giving up completely. She might have yelled some more at the idiot, but
there were tears running down her cheeks, and seeing that she often berated
Shikamaru for being a crybaby, there was no way that Temari was going to allow
him to see her cry.

Through blurry eyes, she made her way
out of the restaurant and onto the street. Why did he have to be such a
jerk? Temari always put on such a tough act, but she wasn�t as true to
her hardass facade as she liked to think.
Wiping the hot, stinging moisture from her eyes, Temari decided that kicking
one of the trash receptacles outside the Bistro would make her feel
better. So she did, and then did again. A few minutes later and she
was calling it Shikamaru and cursing at it like a sailor.

�Uh, Temari?� Temari immediately stopped her tantrum and turned to
find a disastrous looking Sakura standing beside her. Taking in the site
in front of her through her blurry eyes, Temari realized that her night
couldn�t even be compared to what Sakura had just gone through. Stupid
Gaara, stupid Shikamaru, stupid men!

�My brother did that, didn�t he?�
Temari wailed. The female sand-sibling walked over to Sakura and began to
pick bits and pieces of things out of her friend�s pink hair. Over the
years Sakura and Temari had stayed in touch via letters and messenger birds,
and were actually quite close. Sakura never admitted any of that to Ino, otherwise she might get disowned by her friend.

Sakura shooed away Temari�s
hand and nodded. �Yeah, this is Gaara�s doing, but I have no doubt that
Naruto had a big part to play in his dubious actions this evening, so don�t get
too mad at him.� Sakura watched as Temari tried hard not to sob as she
was told this. There was obviously something really bothering the blonde,
Suna woman. �Temari, are you okay?�

�No,� was the quiet whisper in response,
�I broke it off with Shikamaru, this time for good.�

Broke it off? Sakura wondered to herself. She didn�t know that
Shikamaru was officially dating Temari. So what Ino thought was true,
Shikamaru was a double-timing jerk. From how distraught Temari looked, it
was more than obvious that they were in a relationship. This made Ino the
�other woman� and Sakura knew that probably wouldn�t sit well with her other
blonde friend. From how it sounded Temari didn�t have a clue to what was
really going on, so Sakura instantly felt bad for both
of her friends. That damn Nara was playing them without a second thought,
and it wasn�t nice to mess with a girl�s feelings.

�Hey Temari, would you like to come
back to my place and clean up? I�m sure you don�t want to face Gaara or Kankuro right now, and I have some good coffee if you want
to sit and talk. I know there�s a thing or two that I�d like to get off
my chest.�

Temari gulped down the lump in her
throat and wiped away as many of the tears as she could. She wasn�t the
type of girl who cried, but it felt like it was okay to be honest with
Sakura. This was the woman who had single-handedly saved Kankuro�s life and who had been integral part of rescuing
Gaara. �I think I�d like that,� Temari managed to say. Sakura
nodded and in a flicker she transported them both back to her apartment.�
�______________________________

Ino hoped Sakura wouldn�t be home
tonight, but decided that she�d hang around to see if her friend did indeed
make it home with some juicy details of her date with Kakashi. Ino and
the rest of the Underwear Club�s members lounged in the pink-haired kunoichi�s living room, chatting and recounting humorous
stories about teammates, men, and other general things. None of them were
expecting Sakura to flicker straight into her living room, and it was an
absolute shock to see the state she was in and who she brought with her.

Ino stared incredulously at Sakura,
because with her was a person Ino swore to be her mortal enemy. �Temari!� Ino hissed with enough venom in her voice to take
down a large horse. Ino was the only one who even cared that there was
another person with Sakura, because Hinata, Moegi, and TenTen rushed to
Sakura�s side with worried questions.

There was the expected barrage of,
�What happened?� and �Why is your sweater torn?� and �Did Kakashi do
this?� But then it got a bit stranger with �Is that the Jounin Bistro�s
manicotti in your hair?� and �My shoe, where is my other favorite shoe?�

Sakura didn�t even bat an eye, she
answered every question quickly and succinctly, �Gaara and Naruto sabotaged my
date and Yamato crashed into my table at the Jounin Bistro. I was also attacked
by sand-rats. The sweater got torn when Gaara threw a kunai at Yamato,
and Yamato managed to catch it with one of his plant jutsus,
but accidentally tore my sweater. No, Kakashi didn�t do this to me, but I
do blame him for it as much as I do the others. Yes, I ordered the
manicotti, and it is in my hair. Hinata,
your other shoe was lost in the battle, I�m sure it is still at the bistro
somewhere.� Sakura paused long enough to take a break before amending her
little speech with, �And Ino, Shikamaru is an ass, so be nice to Temari.
He treated her just as badly as he did you. Retract your claws before I
throw you out of my apartment.�

Ino countered with a disinterested,
�Whatever, forehead,� as she sat back down on the couch where she had
been. She knew Shikamaru was an ass, that was a given, and from the look
of Temari, he�d hurt her pretty badly. However, Ino never knew the tough
bitch had it in herself to actually shed tears. Rolling her eyes, Ino
decided the least she could was be amicable towards
Temari, despite the animosity she felt for the other blonde woman.

Sakura turned to Temari, �If you want
to I can ask them to leave and we can talk in private.� She wanted to
make the other woman feel for comfortable, because obviously Sakura hadn�t
expected to come home to the Underwear Club in her living room.

�No, they don�t have to, I think I�m
okay.� Temari turned away from the rest of them, and looked right at
Sakura. Turning and tugging gently on Sakura�s sleeve, she whispered a
quiet, �Thank you for sticking up for me, I appreciate it.�

�Any time,� Sakura told her friend with
a smile.

Moegi, being the youngest of the women,
and a bit immature for sixteen, turned to Temari and asked her, �So did Sakura
bring you here to be inducted into the Underwear Club?� Moegi hadn�t even considered that perhaps the club was
something the other members wanted to keep secret.

Temari turned bright red.
Glancing around the room, she realized there were four women who were blushing
nearly as brightly as she was. �U�Underwear Club?� she asked.

No one could stop Moegi
before she started explaining why they were hanging out in Sakura�s living
room. �Yep, we are the founding members of Konoha�s
exclusive Underwear Club. It is for those women who find men scantily
clad in only their undergarments to be utterly sublime!�

Sakura groaned to herself. Moegi was certainly enthusiastic about this fetish of
theirs. Suna was a very conservative lot of people, so it wouldn�t
surprise Sakura at all if Temari called them all perverts and stomped out of
her apartment. Soon it would be all over Konoha and Suna that Sakura was
completely depraved and loved watching men parade around in only their
underwear. That would be just wonderful. Tsunade would be so proud
of her apprentice; she had grown up to be the female version of Jiraiya,
pervert-elite. Sakura sighed and resigned herself to such a fate.

�So, for clarification purposes, let me get this straight. The five of you
started a club because you like the idea of men in underwear?� Temari was
promptly answered by a nod from Moegi. �And you
thought I came here because I wanted to join? You thought I liked men in
underwear too?�

Moegi nodded again, the other four women hung their heads in
shame. They would definitely have to have a talk with their junior member
later, because she was definitely wreaking some major havoc on their personal
lives by so freely announcing their shared fetish. That was why it was
surprising to all of the older women in the room when Temari just nodded and
replied, �Yeah, I like underwear too.�

Ino huffed. Temari was making it
really hard to hate her. First, she had a falling out with Shikamaru,
probably because she was tired of his shit. Second, Sakura obviously
respected Temari, or she would have let Ino lay into her earlier.
Finally, the girl liked men in underwear, and even admitted it. Damn that
Temari, she was supposed to be a bitch, not a nice person.

Sakura let out an exhausted sigh.
�I�m going to go take another shower and change. Would
someone make some coffee or herbal tea please?� With that, Sakura
walked into her bedroom to strip off her ruined clothing and take her second
shower of the evening. Temari seemed to be getting acclimated to
the rest of the women fairly quickly, so Sakura didn�t mind leaving her alone
with them. Sakura wasn�t looking forward to explaining in full
detail what had happened on her date with Kakashi, and Sakura wanted even less
to discuss her future plans with her former mentor. She was just so sick
and tired of having to deal with the drama of team seven, and now she had to
add the Kazekage to all of that. It was becoming a little more than
ridiculous in her opinion.

Clicking the bedroom door shut behind
her, Sakura started taking off her torn sweater. It had been one of her
favorites, so she definitely mourned it as the red garment found its new home
at the bottom of Sakura�s garbage can. Standing there in one shoe, her
bra, and her skirt, Sakura finally let the frustration out. A tear
trickled down her cheek as she thought about how she�d just walked out on
Kakashi. Did that make her foolish? Childish?
Was it really his fault in the first place? Other than the stupid, sneaky
swimming thing, he had really played no part in the pranks up to this
point. All he had done was offer her what the other�s hadn�t�a mature,
adult relationship. No, maybe she was expecting too much from Kakashi,
because he might not have been offering a relationship, but he was still asking
her on dates. Kakashi seemed to be the only one who even remotely
considered her feelings at all.

Sakura wasn�t blind. Ever since
Ino mentioned how Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai were interested in her, Sakura began
noticing it too. Who wouldn�t? It was blaringly obvious. But
the three of them treated her like she was some kind of prize to be won, Kakashi was the only one who had the decency to treat
her like a person.

�Stupid men,� she grumbled again and
wiped the tears from her eyes. She could hear her friends in the living
room laughing and talking, even Temari was joining in. Listening closer
she could hear Ino and Temari recounting the best �stupid Shikamaru� stories
they had. It was wonderful how all of them were bonding. Friends
were nice, but tonight Sakura wanted more. She didn�t want so-called
stupid men, she wanted to be wooed and cared for. She had wanted Kakashi
to kiss her, to hold her, to�

�Dammit,
Kakashi, I wanted tonight to be our night,� Sakura said aloud to nothing and no
one in particular.

The words weren�t meant for anyone to
hear, they were only for herself and her aching heart. So when Sakura
received an actual reply she was very nearly scared out of her wits. It
was the quiet, familiar, warm voice of her friend and mentor which answered
Sakura back with words which shocked her. Kakashi simply said, �I wanted
it to be our night too.�

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A/N�s: Dun dun dun!
So I leave you with Kakashi mysteriously appearing in Sakura�s bedroom with
Sakura dressed in only her bra and skirt XD kukuku.
I tis da evil! Next
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