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************ Chapter 11 ********

�What do
you mean that we�re going to buy this
house?� Jiraiya demanded to know as Iruka had dragged him off to a house that
stood empty. �It sounds more like I�m going to buy it for you and Naruto-chan.�

�This is
going to be our house, all three of
us will live here and perhaps later on there will be more children and maybe a
dog and a cat too,� Iruka beamed happily and he latched onto Jiraiya�s strong
arm.

�That was what I was afraid of,� Jiraiya mentally groaned but he
kept a small smile on his face as he lowered his face to steal a kiss from his
future wife. He had learned his lesson and he would do just about anything to
keep Iruka happy.

�So let�s
buy this house, I�m dying to get my hands on the interior decorations,� Iruka
softly smiled against Jiraiya�s demanding lips.

�What ever my little hime wants�� Jiraiya thought and moved his right
hand down and squeezed a firm ass cheek as his other hand wandered up to cup
the back of Iruka�s head and tilt it so he would have better access when
kissing the teacher silly.

Iruka just
melted into Jiraiya�s strong embrace and he grabbed hold of the red vest the
sannin wore so he wouldn�t just fall to his knees. The kiss was gentle and yet
it sparked a thousand flames inside Iruka�s stomach.

********************

�ARRRHGG!!
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE??!� Anko managed to scream Kurenai�s ears off.

�Yes, I can
see it too,� Kurenai said and discreetly put a finger into her left ear and
managed to get the ringing from Anko�s high pitched scream to disappear.

�When the
fuck did they get back together?� Anko roared.

�I don�t
know.�

�I was sure
that Iruka wouldn�t let him touch him ever again since that incident.�

The women
had been a wall for the young Kyuubi-holder ever since the incident with
Jiraiya, a pink dildo and a furious Iruka. The boy had nobody to turn to except
the two older jounins when he wanted to talk.

�Obviously
we were wrong about that,� Kurenai said as she watched the white haired sannin
embrace the petite academy teacher within his large arms.

The red
eyed genjutsu-master looked at her friend and she couldn�t help but smile a bit
and she handed over a small handkerchief to her snake charming girl friend.

�Here, you
might need it,� Kurenai said.

�Ehh?�

�You nose
is bleeding.�

�Ohhh�
yeah� it is� thanks,� Anko said and took the given piece of cloth and put
against her nose.

Who
would�ve thought that Jiraiya kissing Iruka could be so mind blowing?

The Realtor
sure didn't. He stared stupidly at both men as their tongues duelled in a fight
neither was keen on winning. It soon turned into a full-blown make-out session
with Iruka moaning and clawing at Jiraiya�s broad shoulders while the elder man
groped the chuunin�s ample rear.

Finally the
realtor turned away, blushing madly as he cleared his throat. �S-so you�ll take
it I gather? The house I mean?�

Iruka broke
the heated kiss, shoving his hand on Jiraiya�s forehead to push him away. The
sannin was not so easily deterred though. He hadn�t been laid in a very long time. And the smaller shinobi
was giving him an instant hard on. The toad sage growled and started kissing
the school teacher�s fingers and hand, working his way up Iruka�s arm.

The realtor
fought to be professional while Jiraiya practically molested Iruka while they spoke. The brunette glowed at the
attention, blushing and smiling brilliantly as he kept the taller man at bay.

They
settled on a reasonable price, the sannin stoutly ignoring anything Iruka
called reasonable, before the realtor scrambled away.

An hour
later, Jiraiya was following Iruka around the large house as the smaller man
explained what they would do with the space. The toad sage didn�t really care
about all this and it showed on his face. Really, if they were going to go
through this much work, why didn�t they just buy a house fully furnished?

Hell, for
this price Jiraiya could just buy some property and make a house. He shared this thought with Iruka who gave him a look
that clearly stated �you�re going in the wrong direction if you ever want sex
from me�. The sannin backed down quickly.

The
brunette raised a brow and continued showing Jiraiya what he had just bought.
The house was long and flat, traditional with tatami flooring mats and shoji
doors on every entrance except the front. The grounds included a wide flat
plain and a wooded area, perfect for training.

Jiraiya had
to admit, Iruka had put a lot of thought into their house and had probably
chosen the most perfect one for the sannin and Naruto. He had even chosen a
home with a small lake Gamabunta would certainly love. The size was a bit�okay,
a lot excessive, and Jiraiya found himself worrying over exactly how many
children Iruka wanted to have.

If they
wanted, with the land they had now, they could very well build a complex bigger
than the Uchiha compound and Hyuuga manor combined.

The toad
sage didn�t ask about the future children, something told him the number would
give him a heart attack on the spot.

Iruka
smiled and tugged on one of Jiraiya�s thick locks. �I love you.�

The sannin
grinned fully as he looked down at his precious hime. Then again, maybe he
didn�t mind having many children and a big house.

�I love you
too,� Jiraiya said.

They kissed
softly.

It soon
turned out into another make-out session with Iruka laid out on the floor with
Jiraiya over him, pawing his small body. The chuunin blushed heavily as he
writhed under the larger man, mewling pathetically as he tried to pull away for
breath so he could yell at the sage.

Jiraiya
grinned lecherously as his hands trailed lightly down Iruka�s sides, pulling up
the shirt before wriggling his fingers over the exposed ribs. The chuunin�s
eyes widen comically before he started squirming and bursting out laughing.

�S-stop!�
he called out as he was tickled mercilessly.

But the
sage just growled and refused to let go of the moment. His little hime was
ticklish and he sure was the man to take the chance to make something of it.

�J-Jiraiya!!�
Iruka gasped as the fingers found each and every spot on his body that was
sensitive.

�So soft
and so sensitive you are, my hime,� Jiraiya growled darkly as he felt pressure
build up in his nether regions.

The sannin
pushed his face into Iruka�s neck, inhaling the younger man�s scent before
attacking the very same neck with his mouth and tongue.

�Mmm, he tastes so good� I want more�� Jiraiya latched onto Iruka�s pulse,
sucking it like he would suck a candy cane, wanting to mark the little Chuunin
with his love bites.

�J-Jiraiya-sama,�
the whine only served to heat things up even more within the sannin.

The older
man had no idea that they were being watched by a couple of female jounins that
were about to bust a vein by just looking at them.

�Just try
and be quiet Iruka�� Jiraiya spoke softly as he followed the pulsating vein
down to Iruka�s collar. His left hand moved inside the pants of the Chuunin,
gently massaging the firm buttocks he found before his finger moved in between
the cheeks.

Iruka
gasped a bit as his behind was penetrated by a thick forefinger. He would have
pulled away if it wasn�t because of said finger finding his sweet spot in the
matter of seconds.

A squeaky
sound made it passed his lips and Iruka pressed his body further against the
much larger sannin.

�Just
imagine how it would be once I push my cock inside this tight little hole,�
Jiraiya whispered against Iruka�s neck.

Another
gasp.

�And after
I buy this house for us I�ll be fucking you in every room of it.�

Iruka
couldn�t object because he was about to soil his boxers.

The chakra
vibrator was back, making his entire body shiver with shameless need. Oh he
just wanted Jiraiya so badly. It
didn�t matter if they weren�t married yet, it wasn�t like either of them were
virgins. Far from it from what the school teacher had heard about the sannin�s
track record.

Jiraiya was
thanking every God he could think of at how responsive Iruka was being. He slid
his finger in deeper, but met resistance. Apparently Iruka�s ass was just too
tight for spit to work well as a lubricant. The sannin moaned gutturally at the
thought as he pulled his hands away, searching feverishly through his clothing for
the tube of lube he�d bought.

Iruka
grinned, knowing full well what the older man was doing.

A smirk lit
across the chuunin�s pouting lips as he slipped his bare feet into Jiraiya�s
stiff groin, rubbing the length between his toes as he propped his torso up on
his elbows.

The sannin
looked in his lap, blinking widely in surprise before grinning lecherously.
�Ohh, my little Princess is kinky is he?�

Iruka just
bit his lip and blushed as he pressed the arch of his foot to fit the toad
sage�s stiff cock, hidden beneath the layers of clothing. He began moving his
feet up and down, effectively giving Jiraiya a �foot job�.

The older
man grunted with pleasure as his eyes lidded heavily with the stimulation.

�Jiraiya-sama?�
the chuunin purred, tilting his head to the side. �How many people have you
slept with?�

The
question was so perfectly toned and said with distraction, that the toad sage
very nearly answered without thinking. Damn Iruka and his Geisha training! He
was just so sneaky and sexy and beautiful and soft and tight and�wait what?

Jiraiya
shook his head firmly. �Oh no you don�t woman, I�m not telling you that.�

The
brunette frowned, his plans thwarted for the moment. He honestly just wanted to
know for the sake of knowing. The rumours were pretty far-fetched, and some
numbers were staggeringly low for a man of Jiraiya�s age. He just wanted to
know the truth.

�Tell me,�
Iruka said firmly, pressing a bit too hard against the sannin�s trapped cock.

The toad
sage winced slightly. �Oh no you don�t precious. You want me to tell you the
number so you have a reason to be mad at me.�

The school
teacher raised a brow, humouring the larger nin. �I don�t need a valid reason
for that, I can just make one up. Or tell you I have one, but refuse to share
it, and then not really have one at all.�

Jiraiya
narrowed his gaze and crossed his arms and legs, hunching over as his body
language clearly said: no fucking way.

Iruka
smiled wickedly as he slid over onto his stomach, arching his spine so that his
rear presented itself more than necessary. He crawled forward, working his body
sensually as he pushed off his bulky chuunin vest, not bothering to straighten
his shirt as it rode up above his flat and slightly muscular stomach.

�Jiraiya-sama,�
the school teacher whimpered, biting his lip.

The sannin
gawked stupidly as the little uke princess slithered to his lap and flicked his
pink tongue across his pouting lips. Jiraiya�s cock pulsed hard and he groaned,
already knowing he was going to lose this battle.

When Iruka
slipped his hand inside the toad sage�s pants, the deal was sealed and Jiraiya
was officially whipped.

�Fifty-seven,�
the larger man sighed as he closed his eyes, waiting for the inevitable
explosion.

He was
fully aware it was a rather high number and he wasn�t going to argue if Iruka
called him a pig. He just had a wandering soul and his�research.

Iruka
wasn�t yelling yet, and Jiraiya didn�t know if that was a good thing or a bad
thing. Maybe the brunette was jealous? Should he tell the younger nin that all
his previous lovers had been women? Would that help at all? Would that only
make him angrier?

Or maybe it
was silent because Iruka wasn�t mad. Which would mean he was okay with the
number. Which would mean he was neither offended nor impressed by the count.
Which would mean�.

�Iruka-hime,�
Jiraiya said cautiously, slowly opening his eyes. �How many people have you
slept with�.?�

The sannin
found himself staring straight into the beady black eyes of a large, bright
blue stuffed animal dolphin. He blinked and looked around in surprise. A
substitution jutsu?! When had the little princess done that?!

�� **********

Iruka ran
flat out like his life depended on it, leaping over bushed and upturned roots
as if he were in an Olympic event. He shoved his vest on as he shot through the
forest, cursing under his breath as he tried to think of someplace he could
hide for a few years.

The chuunin
was zipping up his pants when he was tackled to the side. The two rolled
together down a steep hill, narrowly missing running into a thick tree before
skidding to a halt at another�s feet.

Kurenai
raised a sculpted brow as Anko settled her weight on Iruka�s stomach, pinning
his arms to the side with her strong thighs.

�Just what
the hell do you think you�re doing?!� the banshee-like woman screeched. �We
want to watch you and Jiraiya fuck!�

�What�s
with the sudden escape?� the genjutsu master asked.

The school
teacher was flushed a brilliant red as he stared between the two kunoichi
frantically. �He�s slept with fifty-seven people!�

�So?� Anko
snorted.

�He asked
how many I�ve slept with!!!� Iruka cried.

Both women
glanced at each other before widening their eyes in understanding.

�Shit, can
he count that high?� the snake charmer muttered, scratching her left boob.

�Hide me so
I can figure something out!� the chuunin pleaded.

Kurenai
nodded. �We�ll do our best. Shit, this might be bad, hurry up you two!�

Anko
grabbed Iruka and with a poof they were gone, leaving Kurenai alone, trusting
the genjutsu master to do her stuff.

And Kurenai
was good, she had not earned the title master for just looking extremely sexy.
With a few soft hand seals she had created a perfect image of Iruka. A fleeting
image, an enchanting one. She placed the image high up in a tree and then moved
out of sight of the sannin that surely would come running any second now.

And Kurenai
kept her breath as the white haired sage suddenly came into view. She made the
image of Iruka move just slightly, catching Jiraiya�s attention.

�IRUKA!!�
Jiraiya called out, his voice enraged.

But Iruka
didn�t answer him, instead the illusion just made a flip out of the tree and
ran further away and Jiraiya followed.

�That�s it Jiraiya-sama, follow the illusion,
keep yourself busy with it until we can figure something out with Iruka-chan,� the enchantress thought as she held
the illusion strong for Jiraiya to follow. And by the looks of it, the sannin
was ready to follow it over a cliff without even knowing it.

Not that
she would go so far. Not really. But perhaps she could get him to go into a
cave and then she could seal him inside until this mess had been sorted out.

Anko on the
other hand was having trouble with where they would hide the poor little
teacher. He was panicking now. If Jiraiya found out with just how many he had
slept with there would be nothing less of a slaughter hose. Iruka knew how
jealous the sannin was and could be if given reason and he would surely go on a
killing spree if he knew just how many Iruka had been with.

�Anko�
please� just hide me!!� Iruka begged with sobbing voice.

�Be
patient, I�m trying to find a good place for you to hide�� Anko growled as she
scratched her head and looked around.

Her eyes
fell upon the Hokage-tower and a devilish smile spread across her face.

It would be
perfect. Iruka could hide in the Hokage�s office. Jiraiya wouldn�t dare try to
go through the Hokage-tower, not without getting a beating from their lovely
(and abnormally strong) leader.

�It�s
perfect,� she purred and grabbed hold of Iruka�s elbow and forced the poor
Chuunin to follow her as she took of with chakra boosted jumps towards the
tower.

�Anko,
where are you going?� Iruka cried out as he almost tripped over his own two
feet.

�To the
Hokage-tower Iruka-chan, where else? You�ll hide inside the tower. I�m sure
that the toad-man wouldn�t dare thrashing the place when Tsunade-sama is
around,� Anko said with a smirk.

�Ohh��
Iruka answered as he processed the information.

�So stop
whining and get some chakra under those girly feet of yours!!� Anko sneered and
dragged Iruka along.

**********

Jiraiya was
irritated, annoyed and thoroughly pissed off as he entered the cave where he
had seen Iruka disappear into. He called for his little snuggle-slut but there
was no answer, nothing but a soft giggle that managed to set his nerve endings
on fire.

�Fuck,
Iruka� just get your ass out of there!! I don�t care if you�re a virgin or if
you�ve slept with a thousand before me� just get out of there!!� the sannin
yelled into the cave. He didn�t like caves, they were dark and damp and there
could be creepy crawlies inside.

�You lied
to him,� a little angel frog told Jiraiya.

�As if I
care,� Jiraiya answered.

�If he
tells you that he�s been with others before you�� the angel frog continued.

�You�ll
kill them all and enjoy doing it�� of course it was the devil toad who said
that.

�Shut
up..!! I just want him back where he belongs!� Jiraiya snarled silently.

�And that
would be on his back with his legs spread to give you a view of his lovely ass
and cock?� the devil toad supplied.

�Of course
it would!!� Now Jiraiya was talking out loud to himself.

The sannin
made a few hand seals to produce two smaller frogs.

�Get in
there and get that fucking little princess out of that cave!� he ordered.

�Ehh� give
me a cookie first!� a whiney voice came from a yellow frog.

�Sure thing
boss,� a red frog said and kicked the yellow one. �Let�s go, we�ve got work to
do little brother!�

�� ****************************

Tsunade
stared at Iruka, her light brown eyes as large as her heavy breasts.

The chuunin
sat in the chair across from her desk, stoutly closing his eyes and hovering a
hand over his face as he patiently waited. Anko and Kurenai looked equally
stunned as they stood flanking him, blinking widely.

�You�ve
slept with how many?!� the Hokage
asked in awe.

�You�are a slut,� Anko said, shaking her head
disbelievingly.

Kurenai
rubbed her temples. �When Anko calls you a slut, you know something�s wrong.�

Iruka took
in a deep breath. �I was young and horny okay?!�

Tsunade
just blinked as she sat back in her chair. �I don�t understand how you had the
time to teach�or eat with how many hours you must have spent on your back!�

The chuunin
growled and glared up at his superior. �Shut up! I�m not a slut, I was
experimental!�

The blonde
stared off into the distance, doing the math. �Why�you must have slept with
every jounin I have!�

�Shut up! I
have not!�

�And you
said you started when you were sixteen?�

�Shut up!�

��you are such a slut!�

Iruka
crossed his arms and scowled dangerously. Kurenai scratched the back of her
head nervously and tried to pacify the situation, knowing how dangerous a
certain pissed off school teacher could be.

�Listen
Iruka, she�s not calling you a slut for how many people you�ve slept with��

The Hokage
grinned. �No, more like I�m calling you a slut for losing count of how many
people you�ve slept with.�

Anko
snorted. �Well after one hundred and twenty wouldn�t you have stopped counting
too?�

Iruka slunk
down further in his chair, obviously pouting. �I was lonely. Bite me.�

�I would,
but you�d probably like it,� Tsunade quipped.

Kurenai and
Anko suddenly had to hold the chuunin back from murdering the Fifth Hokage.
Iruka stretched out his claws as he growled and bared his teeth. Tsunade gulped
and quickly tried to keep the desk between them, shouting out orders for Iruka
to stop being so homicidal at once.

Little did
the trio know, that they were being spied upon�ahem, of course, not spied�merely�accidentally
over heard, by a few jounin with nothing better to do.

�So Iruka�s
a cock slut and no one told us?!� Genma whispered fiercely after they had crept
away. �I knew it!�

Asuma
scratched his beard. �Wow�and I thought I was special for having fucked him.�

Kakashi
looked up from his book. �Well�the Toad Sage still has to win back the uke
princess doesn�t he?�

�That�s
right!� Gai boomed. �We still have time my hip rival!�

Raido
grinned. �So what�s the plan to split them up for good?�

****************************

A shudder
went through the toad sannin as he waited for the two frogs to come out from
the cave and hopefully with a little uke-ish Iruka in tow. He couldn�t help but
think that something was about to happen. Something very bad.

�Come on, what the fuck is going on in there??� he silently cursed as he took a few
steps into the cave trying to see into the darkness.

Suddenly
the two small frogs appeared but no Iruka was to be seen.

�Well??!!�
Jiraiya demanded.

�Boss, I
don�t know what made you get the idea that there was a human inside. No human
has been inside this cave for a very long time,� the red frog stated.

�WHAT??!!� Jiraiya practically roared
when he heard the frog�s statement. �It�s not possible. I saw Iruka-chan go in
to this cave!!�

�Boss, I
think you�ve been fooled.�

�Can we
have snacks now?� the little whiny yellow toad asked.

�Shut up!!�
Jiraiya snapped.

�Sorry
Boss-man, I know what I�m talking about when I say that no human has been into
this cave for a long time.�

A string of
blood sucking curses flooded the entrance of the cave as Jiraiya realized that
he indeed had been fooled. He raised his hands to the sky and screamed in
frustration.

�That
little snuggle slut is so going to get it!!� he snarled as he turned around to
head back to the village. He was going to find Iruka if it was the last thing
he would do!

The two
frogs looked at their boss as he began to run towards the village.

�Ne...
nii-chan, do you have any snacks with you?� the yellow frog asked.

The red
frog just groaned and then they poofed out of existence.

****************************

�So how do
we split them up?� Raido asked as he rubbed his scar.

�Well, we kidnap
and put the little slut-princess in a place from where he can not escape and then
make him have sex with us!!� Genma beamed with a lecherous look.

�I don�t
think any of us will have a chance of getting close enough to kidnap him,�
Asuma said as he lit up another cigarette.

�Why not?�
whined Genma and blinked puppy like.

�Because
the she-devils are guarding him,� Asuma explained.

�Ohh, those
horrid and yet so youthful women are such a hard obstacle to overcome,� Gai
said as he fisted his right hand and put it over his chest. �But they will be
guarding sweet Iruka-san the moment he steps out of the Hokage-tower.�

�We need a
diversion of sorts, to make the witches move away from Iruka so we can take him
away,� Raido suggested softly.

�A diversion!!
Of course!!� Asuma said.

Silence.

�What kind
of diversion?� asked Gai.

Let these
two authors take you on a side note for a few short minutes�.

The dumbest
trick ever pulled in the history of Konoha was committed by none other than the
great Yondaime himself. He was quite the prankster in his youth, you see. He
once let a neighbour�s herd of cattle get into the village�s drinking water and
then bathed them. Even to this day some still claim they can taste soap and cow
droppings.

The second
dumbest prank was pulled by Umino Iruka, our lovely little uke princess (who
we�ll get back to soon don�t worry). He created some sort of weird jutsu that
made the lawn in front of the Hokage Tower change colours when it rained. No
one ever figured out how he did it, Iruka himself included, but thankfully it
wore off after a few months.

The third
dumbest trick was committed by Uzumaki Naruto. He hid fresh fish in every
corner of the Council Building where ambassadors of all Countries gathered for
their peace meetings with Konoha. Of course the fish stopped being fresh very
quickly during one important assembly and the emissary of Rice was so outraged,
there was almost a war.

Now to get
to the point and our rather round about way�these practical jokes were nothing
compared to what happened on the streets of Konoha today. Back to the story.

�Are
they�?� Ino started.

Sakura
furrowed her brows. �I�I think they are.�

Tenten
tried to look away. �I can�t stop watching.�

Shizune
wrinkled her nose. �Someone make them quit it.�

The girls
plus Tsunade, Temari, Kurenai, Hinata, and Anko, all stared in morbid
fascination at the scene being played out in front of them. They had just come
out of the Hokage�s Tower after hearing the news that Iruka needed to be kept
safe for a few days and that he and Jiraiya were on tender stepping stones just
about now.

The women
had quickly made it their sworn duty to protect the cute little chuunin until
things cooled down between the two lovebirds.

The entire
party had all stopped at once when they had spotted the strange happenings in
front of the Tower. A crowd had gathered as everyone watched what looked to
be�Asuma, Gai, Raido, and Ibiki�doing some sort of rain dance.

They were
dressed in weird tribal wear with their chests bare for all to see wearing
little loincloths with fake feathers attached to them. They jumped around a
great bonfire, shouting out some song that was obviously made up, but sounded
the part.

Each of
their faces was covered in warrior�s paint�though it looked like washable
markers�and that wasn�t even the really crazy part.

It was the
fact that the rain dance seemed to be working.

Dark clouds
were rolling in and thunder was beginning to crack as the day turned dark.

�What the
hell are they doing?� Tsunade�s mouth just hung open as she felt the
electricity sparkle in the air.

�I don�t
know,� Sakura answered as she watched the disturbing scene in front of the
Hokage-tower.

The other
girls couldn�t get a word out. Tenten on the other hand realized that she had a
thing for Ibiki. That horrible scarred man was just way too sexy for his own
good. And Gai, he was just.... She shivered; no she would go for Ibiki.

But there
was something missing. Hinata was the first one to notice. Although she was
just as taken by the strange sight she also got a nagging feeling that there
was something missing. But what could it be? She activated the Byakugan but
found nothing out of the ordinary.

Well,
except that Gai, Raido, Ibiki and Asuma were dancing around almost naked in the
now pouring rainfall. The only thing that seemed to be fuelled by chakra was
the bonfire, because it was still burning brightly and without fail.

And then...

�Where is
Kakashi-sensei?� Hinata�s soft and low voice almost echoed between the women who
were watching the �show�.

�EHH?�
Sakura managed to get out once she realized what the Hyuuga-heiress was going
for.

�Oh FUCK!!�
Anko growled.

�Iruka is
in trouble... let�s go!!� Both Kurenai and Tsunade said as they turned on their
feet and began a wild run to get to the room where Iruka was being held �captive�.

Outside....

Gai looked up and saw the women disappear from view. He frowned. Had they made
enough ruckus to gain their attention long enough for Kakashi to make the move?

�Gai-san...
they�re gone,� Raido said as he began to feel his balls freeze in the cold
rain.

�Ahh, I
wonder if my eternal rival managed to get Iruka-hime out of that prison of
his...� Gai mumbled as he too began to feel the coldness of the rain.

The girls
were not only baffled, stunned and totally surprised, they were also royally
pissed off. Someone had snatched their little precious Iruka from right under
their noses and nobody had noticed a thing. Not until Hinata had made that note
about Kakashi not being present amongst the rain dancing jounins.

�What do we
do now? If Jiraiya finds out Iruka�s been kidnapped he�ll go berserk and
probably destroy the town in his search for Iruka-chan,� Kurenai groaned and
dragged her fingers through her long black hair.

Sakura
tapped Tsunade�s shoulder and pointed behind them.

�I think
it�s too late to worry about him finding out,� Sakura said breathlessly.

There
behind them stood a white haired sannin, eyes glowing fiercely with anger and
jealousy. He had heard every word they had said.

�We didn�t
plan this as well as I thought we did�� Genma muttered as he chewed his senbon.

Asuma
nodded as he scratched the back of his head. �Yeah�maybe we should have�you
know�actually had a plan.�

They both
sat staring at a certain furious chuunin who was glaring at them. Iruka was
tied to a chair, his ankles spread and strapped down to a different leg. His
arms were bound behind him with rope and there was a gag in his mouth.

Genma had
put it on him after the first hour of hearing the small brunette bitch at them.
Not that that had stopped Iruka from yelling at all. The only difference now
was that it was hard to understand his muffled cries.

Big doe
eyes narrowed angrily in their direction.

Their
�idea�, for it certainly couldn�t be called a real plan, was to distract the
girls, snatch Iruka, and then sex him up until he couldn�t remember who the
hell Jiraiya was. Asuma, Kakashi, and Genma were supposed to start�seducing the
lovely chuunin.

The only
problem was that it was pretty hard to seduce someone you thought was going to
bite your dick off (another reason for the gag). They had kidnapped Iruka and
taken him to the one place no one would think to look. The basement underneath
the school.

Kakashi was
still patting his back for the brilliance of that one. And to cover their
tracks, they had hidden Iruka�s scent, dampened his chakra, and then done the
same to themselves.

A knock
sounded on the door before Gai and Raido entered.

�Where�s
Ibiki?� Asuma asked as he lit another cigarette.

Raido
scowled. �He doesn�t want anything to do with this.�

The green
clad jounin pumped his fist. �Yes! It seems the Interrogations Officer fears we
will get caught and most severely punished!�

�Well, now
that we�re all here�� Kakashi started, sliding his cycloptic gaze toward the
younger man.

Iruka
batted his big doe eyes at them, suddenly looking scared.

T B C

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Ahh, there.. another crazy chapter.
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