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Bits and Pieces: Naruto	By : Strailo Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 22627 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Drabbles
From: March 23 to April 5
Fandoms: Naruto
AN: So I'm doing a double posting because I didn't post last week. Things happened and shit went down. I was just seriously tired though, so I hope that you all enjoy these drabbles.

And yes! I know that this is so amazingly late, but like hell was I going to miss another week. Even it is very late. Sorry about that you guys.

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March 27
Pairing: Naruto/Minato
For: smidnt45

“Naru-san…” Minato started before stopping and closing his mouth, frowning heavily as he stared at the young man who was sitting on his kitchen counter. Naru raised an eyebrow at the man before snorting.

“I swear that you all are idiots,” Naru stated, sliding off of the counter. “What Kushina-san sees in you, I will never know.”

Minato looked vaguely insulted at the jab from Kushina’s cousin and bodyguard. “Who are you calling idiots?” he asked, scowling.

Naru just rolled his eyes and reached out, hitting his forehead with the palm of his hand. “You, you idiot. You don’t like what Orochimaru is and you blame it all on him. He is a part of a smaller founding clan of this village yet you treat him like trash when he does what you want him to do,” he stated. Shaking his head, he snorted. “Orochimaru came to you and the Third for good reason. Don’t be an idiot and push him away. You need the Sanin to stay in the damn village, not push them to all flip you off and leave.”

Minato opened his mouth, prepared to protest before closing it at the raised eyebrow that came from the other male. While Naru didn’t look like any Uzumaki out there, with long hair that was more strawberry than the blood red of mose Uzumaki’s, he did have their chakra.

And their fuinjutsu knowledge which made him a very scary and unpredictable opponent.

“I’ll stop watching him like he’s going to attack me,” Minato grunted, crossing his arms and looking like a child pouting about having their favorite toy taken from them.

Naru chuckled and shook his head. “Oh, make no mistake, he is going to attack you. But not physically. He’ll attack you verbally. Just like he does your sensei,” he chirped before sliding out of the window.

He had a lot to do yet after all and he still had to meet with Orochimaru to buy the makings for dinner with Kushina after all.

March 28
Pairing: Sasuke/Itachi
For: smidnt45

Standing on the seal to the bedroom of his brother, Itachi carefully controlled his chakra and slipped in, snorting at the lackluster protections affording the younger boy. He had just ‘killed’ his family after all, so why wasn’t there ANBU stalking the house?

Shaking his head, he closed the window before closing the curtains behind him. He had come to check on his younger brother and was rather surprised that he wasn’t in the hospital still. Or even had someone watching over him to see how badly his mental state was.

‘Most likely the idiots on the Hokage’s so called council fault,’ Itachi thought to himself. Reaching down, he pulled Sasuke’s blanket over him, mentally moaning that his brother had never stopped kicking his blankets off of him.

Moving around the bed silently, he left the bedroom, closing the door behind him and walking down the stairs, intent on checking on what was in the kitchen. Sasuke had never gone really shopping after all, so he needed to check on what he had. There was no telling how rotten things had gotten while he had been healing from the attack after all.

He sighed as he lit a candle and started going through the cabinets, putting away the food that he had brought with him in a scroll, sealed away the rotten or past due date food, and set up food that even Sasuke could make with little issue. Once he was done, he cleaned up, blew out the now stub of a candle and headed to his own room.

Bypassing everything, he gathered the books that he had hidden, his weaponry, a few other things that he wanted to keep safe before leaving his journals sitting on his desk. He knew that his brother would one day read them.

After he tried to burn them that was.

March 29
Pairing: Sasuke/Itachi/Naruto
For: smidnt45

The two brothers watched as their third slowly sharpened every weapon with an edge that needed to be worked on in the house. He had come in scarily calm nearly ten minutes before, gathered the all of their sharp weapons, and sat down to work on them. Since then, he hadn’t said a word.

And the brothers were worried about their lover.

“Naruto...what happened?” Itachi asked, finally breaking the silence that was just filled with the sound of metal on sharpening stone.

Blue eyes looked up at his older lover and blinked a few times, coming back to himself. “I swear that one day I’m going to tie Sakura and Ino up in the heaviest chains I can find, attach anvils to it and toss both their asses down a deep canyon,” he said. Itachi raised an eyebrow while Sasuke groaned and rubbed at his face.

“What did they say?” he asked, looking at his blond lover who scowled.

“They seem to think that you’ll leave me for them. They’ll marry the two of you, have babies, and ignore when you two fuck but I won’t be a part of this,” Naruto said. Itachi narrowed his eyes, knowing that it hit too close to the insecurities that they had worked hard in removing from their lover. “I know that they are just pissed that I’m with the two of you, but I’m so damn tired of them.”

Sasuke and Itachi shared a look before splitting, Itachi going to pick up their lover and take him to their bed while Sasuke planned a few things. Sakura and Ino found themselves running across the threesome much more often than they thought they should.

They found Naruto and Itachi screwing over Naruto’s desk; Sasuke cuddling Naruto close, the two just touching and smiling; Itachi taking Naruto against the wall of an alleyway in the shadows while Sasuke leant against the opposite wall, stroking his own cock slowly.

It pissed them off and when they went to confront Naruto, they found Sasuke and Itachi slowly fucking, both in the blond as he was lost to the pleasure. Stumbling off, they decided that maybe they should wait for the two brothers to lose interesting.

To their anger, the two brothers simply married Naruto and used surrogates for their children.

March 30, 2017
Pairing: Neji/Itachi
For: smint45

Staring at the man who he had taken home after a night at the club, Itachi hummed and trailed a hand down soft skin. Whereas his skin was like cream, his partners was more like caramel in milk. It was soft and light. And surprisingly soft.

Neji groaned, curling up slightly under the touches, not wanting to wake up just yet. “Damn it, if you want to get laid again before I go home, you’ll let me sleep for another hour,” he whined. “Fucking stamina freaks.”

Itachi chuckled softly and patted Neji’s hip. Sliding out of bed and leaving him to his rest, he pulled on a pair of pants as he thought about what they had gotten up to just the night before. He had gone out, intent on finding a partner for the night, thinking of going for someone soft and supple.

Instead he had gone for Neji and found a wonderful partner that had given as much as he had taken. He knew that his partner was most likely sore, neither of them had been gentle while they had been fucking, but he wasn’t feeling it quite as much as Neji was most likely feeling.

Making coffee and digging around in his refrigerator, he found that he had enough food for that morning. Pulling out eggs and a few left over vegetables, he decided to go simple with a vegetable omelet for their breakfast. Checking the time, he started to slice the vegetables and scrambled the eggs before putting a water kettle onto the stove.

Heating some oil in a pan, he dropped the vegetables in and set to work on heating and cooking them soft. Just as the eggs hit the pan, Neji stumbled out and snagged the kettle as it started to steam and whistle. “I hope you have good tea,” he grumbled.

Itachi chuckled and handed him a prepared tea ball, letting him make his tea and turned back to their food. Finishing with the cooking, he slid it onto two plates and added the toast that Neji offered him, setting them in the breakfast nook of his kitchen.

Neji slipped into the nook and took his plate with a slight smile before digging in. Itachi followed his example and dug into the food, the two eating in silence. After they had eaten and cleaned up, Neji turned to Itachi and smirked at him.

“As promised, since you let me sleep, and you fed me, now you can now get laid,” he simply said. Itachi smirked, hauling him up and over his shoulder before walking back to the bedroom, intent on making good on that promise.

March 31, 2017
Pairing: Minato/Itachi
For: smint45

“Minato-san…” Itachi stopped just in the doorway of the hokage’s office, finding Minato standing at the window and frowning thoughtfully. Tilting his head, he hummed quietly. “I suppose that Naru-san has spoken to you about something?” he asked.

“He did,” Minato said, shaking his head at the slight look of curiosity that he caught on Itachi’s face. “No, I’m not going to say what he said. But let’s say that it included calling me an idiot and for good reason.”

Itachi shook his head and rolled his eyes, comfortable with Minato. “I am not surprised,” he said, closing the door behind him with a smirk. “How is Kushina-san?” he asked.

Minato groaned and moved away from the window, going to sit down at his desk as he rubbed at his face. “She’s pissed at me because I sent Naru-san on a new mission that could use his special touch.”

“His bluntness or the fact that he can surprisingly get into any place that he puts his mind to?” Itachi asked, starting to shift through the papers on Minato’s desk. He had never expected his life to take the turn it had, going from ANBU to one of the Hokage’s most trusted bodyguards and assistants. He was happy with how his life was going though.

Shisui was alive and well, hidden still, but alive. The Uchiha clan had decided to back off on the coup and work with the village after Naru had smacked a few idiots around. Verbally that is, but he had smacked them around.

Looking to Minato as he rubbed at his face with a grunt, Itachi chuckled and turned back to the paperwork. “I’ll separate out the bullshit and let you get to working on the correct stuff.”

Minato sighed and nodded. “Thank you. I swear that we have to train those damn secretaries better,” he said.

Itachi smirked and pulled a file box towards him with one foot. “We need to make sure that the idiots who want the power doesn’t get to them is what we need to do,” he said, dropping files into the box before putting others back onto the desk. He finished one of the piles and went to work on the second one while Minato turned to start the pile that he had gotten through.

Minato just groaned some more as Itachi snickered and did his work. His life was always interesting as the man’s bodyguard and assistant after all.

April 1, 2017
Pairing: Kisame/Naruto
For: smint45

Kisame pouted at the blond who was sitting on a chair across from him. He had come to Ichigo, desperate for help and knowing that he was one of the few people that wouldn’t just turn him away. But he was regretting coming to the guy since his apprentice was sitting there, looking much to amused to be healthy.

“Why can’t you go bug some other guy?” Kisame asked, nearly whining, but he still hurt. His ass was feeling raw, even after Ichigo had fixed him up.

Naruto smirked. “I’m to sit here and make sure that you don’t move from that bed while the cream does it work. So that means you have to deal with me,” he purred, getting a low groan from the other man. Crossing his legs once more and smoothing the simple fighting kimono that he wore, he rested his cheek on one hand and shook his head. He was highly amused by the fact that Kisame had come to Ichigo for such a thing. “Tell me, who did you piss off?”

Kisame glared. “Who said I pissed someone off?” he snarled. Naruto just raised an eyebrow at him, making the large man huff and pout. “Deidara and Sasori. I woke up with the damn thing in my ass already and with the shit on that thing,” he snorted. “The fuckers drugged me.”

Naruto blinked several times before laughing softly at that. He sat back in his seat and smirked. “Why is it that I’m not the least bit surprised?” he drawled. Kisame groaned and let his head fall forward with a whimper.

He was suddenly very much hating his life.

April 2, 2017
Pairing: Pein/Naruto
For: smint45

“I was...not expecting this…” Pein said, swallowing while staring at Naruto. The blond smirked and shifted, his kimono falling open just a bit more, exposing more smooth skin to the other’s gaze. He swallowed again.

“Well, I had to try to get your attention somehow,” Naruto said, shrugging while smiling softly at the man. “You were ignoring my letters to you after all. I’m here to talk about you dropping the idiot Madara.”

“Why should I?” Pein asked, moving to sit down, watching the way Naruto was lounging on his bed. He knew that just because the man didn’t look like he had weapons didn’t mean that he couldn’t hide a few away in such a way that he couldn’t tell.

Naruto’s smile was slow and innocently seductive. Pein had a feeling that it wasn’t on purpose either. “Because I know for a fact that he is using everyone in your little group so that he can destroy Konoha just because he can’t kill Tobirama and Hashirama.” He tilted his head. “And to continue the cycle of hate between their clans that their ancestors started.”

“Ancestors?” he asked. Naruto reached out and plucked up a scroll to the side before turning tossing it at the red head. Catching it with narrowed eyes, Pein opened the scroll and started to read the legend contained on the scroll, eyes widening. “How did you get this?” he asked.

“The Uzumaki were the caretakers of the world’s history, Pein.” Naruto slipped off of the bed and smoothed his kimono down. “I am one of the few Uzumaki who has claimed their heritage and has claimed the scrolls that hold the histories. I found that gem rather by chance and with the help of Ichigo-sensei.”

“Isn’t he connected to the families?” Pein asked, Naruto nodding his head. “I see,” he breathed, staring at the file with a frown on his lips. “You realize that I will have to do my own research right?” Looking up from the scroll, he watched as Naruto smiled and nodded his head, turning towards the door, rearranging his kimono as he walked.

“That’s fine. You know where to find me and how to get a hold of me,” Naruto said, waving a hand over one shoulder with a smirk before leaving the other man to do what he needed to do.

Naruto knew that Pein would find him. After all, Uzumaki blood spoke true and if what he had found was true, the man would find him soon enough.

March 3, 2017
Pairing: Shino/Naruto
For: Hefaery on AO3

Shino watched. He watched as Kiba grew from a brash child trying to outdo his sister to a man who was self confident in his abilities. He had watched as Hinata go from a shy, stuttering girl to a woman who was confident in her mind and her body, leading her clan with a firm, but gentle hand.

He watched the other five who had graduated from their class. Watched them go from children with no idea of the realities of their chosen life to adults who knew what they had to do but still hoping for a future of happiness.

But one person alone drew his attention most often than not.

One Uzumaki Naruto.

When Shino had met him, he had been annoying and loud, transferring into their class from another. Their class was rather higher up but the guy had been able to do what he needed to do to stay in the class. But still, he had been loud and Shino’s bug companions hadn’t liked him for that reason.

They had liked his chakra though. The feelings that he had gotten was that they could use the chakra they ate much like his own to grow and fill their bellies, which had helped his own chakra stores to grow a bit faster.

Then they had graduated and Naruto had been placed on Team Seven with Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura under Hatake Kakashi. He hadn’t been able to observe him quite as much as he wanted but when Kurosaki Ichigo appeared, he had found that something changed in Naruto. He became truly happy instead of just portraying what he thought of as happiness.

It had made him take notice even more and his kikaichu had started to buzz even more around him. Naruto had once said it was like the purr of a big cat when he had asked Shino what the sound was.

Then Naruto and Ichigo had been in and out of the village, and Shino had watched him grow in leaps and bounds, spurring the rest of them to try their hardest.

But here, now, watching Naruto smile sweetly at him as they watched Ichigo become a married man with Orochimaru, something that they had never thought would happen, he found that all of his observations held nothing compared to this moment. Especially when Naruto laced their fingers together and rested his head against his shoulder.

March 4, 2017
Pairing: Shikamaru/Naruto
For: Hefaery on AO3

Staring down at Naruto, Shikamaru raised an eyebrow at his lover, getting a small snicker from the younger man as he shifted on the ground. “You are annoying some days,” he groaned, prompting Naruto to burst into laughter.

“I know but you know that you love me,” Naruto teased, reaching up and poking at the tip of his nose with an amused smile. “Come on, Shikamaru, you know that I’m right about needing to deal with her. She seems to think that she can stalk you and get away with trying to get into your bed,” he drawled.

He wasn’t pissed but he was getting just a bit annoyed with the Sand liaison, and wanted to deal with her. Seeing as she didn’t listen the first time that he had told her that they were together, and then the second or third time, he wanted to do something a little more permanent to get her out of their lives. Especially since she had snuck into Shikamaru’s bedroom while they had been sleeping after a hard mission.

Shikamaru groaned and let his head drop forward before grunting. “Fine. Yeah, we’ll talk to dad. I know that I’ve already asked you, but we do have to set up the contract between our clans,” he said, picking up Naruto’s hand where a slim engagement ring sat. Under it sat a tattoo that most married nins had to show that they were taken during missions, but the ring was always on Naruto’s finger the moment he entered the village.

Shikamaru lined his ring with his fiance’s and smiled.

Naruto sighed softly and pressed a kiss to Shikamaru’s lips, getting a low chuckle. “I know it’s a drag, Shika, but I would like to tell our friends that we’re engaged. And we both know that your mom has no say in the engagement. Your dad has gotten just as tired of her bullshit as we have.”

Shikamaru huffed with a laugh and smiled, leaning down enough to press a kiss to Naruto’s forehead. “Yeah, let’s do this tomorrow, yeah? I’ll set up an appointment with dad and we’ll do it together.”

Naruto squeaked happily and sat up, turning on his knees to hug his fiance around his neck, laughing brightly. “Alright, I can do that. I’ll tell Tsunade that I need tomorrow off for an emergency clan thing and meet you for lunch?” he asked.

“Yeah, that’s good for me,” Shikamaru replied, nodding his head with an amused smile on his lips. Naruto just smiled even more and pressed close to the other man.

March 5, 2017
Pairing: Neji/Naruto
For: Hefary on AO3

He watched the blond. His friends said that he stalked the blond man from the first day of college, but he couldn’t call it that. He couldn’t help it that they shared a good chunk of their classes and tended to eat around the same time. The food thing was because it was usually fresher and the crowds were less likely to be suffocating, allowing him to eat. And he had chosen said classes long before he had seen the blond.

Uzumaki Naruto. Supposed unclaimed child of Namikaze Minato, high class lawyer, and the only child of Uzumaki Kushina, another high class lawyer.

Naruto had come back after living with Kushina in Suna for nearly ten years, having moved there with her after some kind of big blow up between her and Minato. He had gone from the bright, hyper annoying brat, to a man intent on getting his nursing degree and working for the hospital that his godmother, Tsunade, owned.

He was quiet and rather sweet from what Hinata had told him one day. But Neji wasn’t stalking him, no way, no how.

It didn’t matter that he was in the library while Naruto studied at one of the private desks. He was studying for an upcoming mid-term and had books piled up around him and his computer on the table before him. Looking around, he pulled a book closer to him and flipped a page before well known tanned hands put down a closed laptop and plug down before him.

Looking up, his eyes widened as he stared at Naruto, the younger male blushing slightly but smiling at him. “Do you think I could sit with you? I noticed that you were studying for our mid-terms and you have a few of the books I was hoping to use,” Naruto said.

Neji swallowed at the slightly rough, rolling voice of the man before him but nodded. “Yeah, sure,” he said.

Naruto’s smile stretched and he sat down with a shy look at him. “Thanks.”

“Not a problem.” Amazed at what was happening, Neji stared at Naruto for a few minutes as he set his stuff up before returning to his own studying.

He wasn’t stalking the guy but he couldn’t help but notice him wherever he went. And since he approached him, maybe he could get a coffee date out of him.
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