Adult-FanFiction.org : Naruto

Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto or profit from these stories

Chapter List
- 9
- 10
- 11
(I’m thinking)

“I’m speaking”

/Author’s comments

Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka /

Last Time:

“I maybe an unusual doctor, but even I abide the patient confidentiality rules” was all the Brit said …

XXXXXXXXXX

Two men sat down on stools in front of a bar at a diner at the edge of town “so Gozu where do you think we should search first?” Meizu asked as he reached into his black leather jacket and pulled out a carton of cigarettes

“there’s no smoking in here sir. This is a family place” said the waitress behind the counter. The waitress was slicing a piece of pie for another costumer, but her grip on the sharp knife shifted into a far more threatening hold that scared the brothers.

“we understand right brother?” hissed Gozu warning his brother with a glare. Meizu gulped and put away his cigarette.

The aura of death vanished and the waitress smiled ”so can I help you boys?” she asked as she gave the slice of pie to her other costumer … thankfully putting the knife down.

“I’ll take the pancakes” said Meizu.

“I’ll have eggs and toast with bacon” said Gozu. It was subtle, but he definitely saw the waitress glare at his brother before leaving “making friends already I see”

Meizu shrugged “how was I supposed to know?”

“that for starters” answered Gozu who pointed straight at a sign that said ‘NO SMOKING’ in big letters. The younger brother sighed as Meizu deadpanned “besides you should be quitting anyway … now about the job, we should just look in the obvious spots like the water” he said as their food was set down in front of them.

“ok … why are you so sure about supernatural creatures being in this village?” asked Meizu curiously as he tried to avoid the watchful eyes of the waitress and ate his meal.

Gozu bit into his toast “mmm … oh come on brother, you remember how things went down three years ago. The last time we came here we tried to smoke some supernatural creatures out by spreading the rumor that we captured a mermaid by giving perfect details of the creature. We pretended to be drunk and went to an abandoned barn in the forest as if that was where we were storing the mermaid and waited for people to try to save the mermaid”

“oooh I remember, I wasn’t pretending to be drunk … I just remember jail” muttered Meizu between mouthfuls of pancake.

“you’re an idiot” Gozu paused to eat his fried eggs and crunch on his crispy bacon before continuing “it was an unfortunate accident and some bad luck that screwed up the trap. A storm rolled in and the winds knocked over a set of flares you kept in your bag. I wasn’t sure what happened, but the flares went off with some sparks from the shitty electrical and the barn began burning … I dragged you out of the way and watched the fire … out of no where the Konoha villagers came to put out the fire and then we were nearly thrown out of town for starting the fire. When we tried to get back in we were stopped by this group of officials calling themselves the Akasukis”

Meizu wiped his mouth with a napkin as he thought about the story “I remember now … so the strange timing and extreme reactions of the villagers made you think this town is hiding something not just that we pissed them off”

“exactly, but even though the fire was ruled an accident we should be more careful and keep Zabuza informed” stated Gozu and they finished their meal. After paying for their meals the two Demon hunting brothers left the diner and began walking through the slushy snow.

“I really hate the cold … why the hell did we have to come back now? If we waited a month it would’ve been spring” Meizu complained.

“Zabuza has been helping me keep tabs on the Akasuki’s movements. He caught word that the group is coming back in spring … the police can’t do anything as long as we play by the rules, but I don’t want to run into those officials again so stop whining and move it” snapped Gozu.

It took sometime to find their way to the shore, but they quickly noticed that no one was there. Even the boating business was closed until the ice on the lake completely melts.

Meizu shook his head as he rubbed his arms for warmth “what a shame, can’t go on the ice cold water” his sarcasm was obvious and it earned him a glare. The brothers were about to turn back when they saw two men coming down to the water’s edge.

”excuse me, I’m Gozu, my brother and I would like to check out the water, do you know if there is a way to get on the water?” asked Gozu the handsome locals. The man had long black hair and slightly tanned skin and dark eyes, where as the other person had brown hair tied in a ponytail, a slight scar going across his nose and brown eyes.

“I’m Hashirama and this is Iruka … I’m afraid there really isn’t a way to get on the ice” said Hashirama with a smile.

Iruka looked at Hashirama with a puzzled glance “that’s not true Hashirama” Iruka pointed down the shoreline “if you go down that way you’ll find a shop that specializes on going through the ice. They can take you across … I could’ve sworn I mentioned that to you”

Hashirama laughed sheepishly “really? I must’ve forgot, too much grading has fried my mind. So why are you guys trying to go out there in this weather?”

“a bit of underwater research. Grading huh, so you’re a professor?” asked Gozu ignoring his brother’s shivering teeth.

“yes we’re both professors at Konoha University … and we are going to be late! Excuse us and good luck with your research!” exclaimed Iruka as he and Hashirama walked away.

“hmp … if I had professors that looked like that I would’ve stayed in school. Lets get this over with” grumbled Meizu and he started down the towards the shop, but he stopped and noticed that Gozu was watching Hashirama who was trailing behind Iruka now and talking on his phone “yes he’s hot, lets go”

“he looks nervous” observed Gozu as he noticed Hashirama cast a very concerned glace at the water … he seemed to be arguing with someone and shaking his head in a negative motion.

”that’s cause you’re creepy when you stare like that“ muttered Meizu.

Gozu didn’t respond and saw Hashirama quickly put his phone away when Iruka turned towards him to chat before disappearing around the corner “I wonder what he’s hiding”

“no idea lets go … I’m freezing my dick off” grumbled Meizu as the two brothers moved onto a path and continued towards this boating place that could take them on the ice covered lake.

“you’re a pain in the ass you know that … I wonder if Hashirama actually forgot … oh well, lets at least see if this shop reserves a spot for tomorrow so we’ll be ready when our stuff gets in” said Gozu.

“fine, but can we get some better jackets … I hate the cold” Meizu whined making his brother give an irritated sigh.

“alright alright … wimp” Gozu leaned to the side easily dodging a punch from his brother who lost his balance on the slick ice and landed on his ass. Gozu snickered as his brother tried to get up, but the phone in his pocket started ringing so he reached into his pocket and answered it “Yo, Gozu here”

“it’s Zabuza. Have you gotten to Konoha yet”

“yes we got here yesterday” answered Gozu.

“and it’s fucking cold” yelled Meizu as he tried to get up, but was kicked back down by his brother.

“good … is your equipment there?”

“it arrives tomorrow” said Gozu.

“are there any leads right off?”

Gozu sighed “we had an interesting run in with a professor at the University … he seemed to be hiding something and it was water related. If he was a merman then we tipped him off, but we can keep an eye on him. Also considering what happened last time we were here I think it would be worth checking the police station. Those cops … I wouldn’t be surprised if they turned out to be demons”

“hmmm … that could mean that the village has more creatures than we expected. This could be trouble … Haku and I will be joining you”

“got it boss” said Gozu.

Meizu grinned as he finally got to his feet “so we’ll be stuck with the slave driving prick- … you didn’t hang up yet did you?” Gozu shook his head and Meizu paled.

“Gozu”

“yes Zabuza” Gozu casually jabbed Meizu in the back sending him back into the snow with a yelp.

“we’ll be there in two days”

“got it” Gozu hung up “stop fooling around, we have a job to do” he said as he walked away leaving his brother to struggle against the cruel forces of nature … ice and gravity …

XXXXXXXXXX

Naruto opened the door to see Kurenai standing on the door step “perfect timing, go jump in the water and we’ll see how your Wishing Well disease has changed”

“ok … I already feel better and those scales don’t hurt so much, but are they supposed to flake off?” Kurenai asked as she pulled the light fixture that moved the bookcase. Once the hidden pond was revealed she set her clothes aside and dove into the clean water.

The blonde nodded as he rolled up his sleeves “yes actually, that’s a good sign the infection below the scales is clearing up. Now let me see your tail” Kurenai raised her ruby red tail to the surface and turned a little so Naruto could examine the patch of flesh that was once a patch of gray sickly scales “good … it looks like you’re recovering nicely and I can see that fresh scales are forming” observed Naruto as he gently touched the sensitive skin that was usually protected by scales. Kurenai smiled as she bobbed in the water of the pond behind the bookcase.

“where are you guys?” came Iruka’s voice as the door opened and closed.

“we’re back here!” called Kurenai.

Iruka smiled as he entered the room with Hashirama, Tobirama, Hiruzen and Minato “is this Wishing Well disease clearing up?”

“looks like it, how did your acting session go? … this will sting a little, but it will help your scales grow back” informed Naruto as he walked across the bridge that went over the pond and got a bottle from a shelf on the bookcase in the back of the hidden room. He dripped a little bit of the solution on Kurenai’s exposed tail flesh. She hissed in pain, but relaxed as the pain went away.

“ummm … about that” Iruka shifted nervously “are you sure we should be acting like this? I mean if these hunters are as good as Minato and their reputation suggests then they will surely suspect Hashirama”

“that’s the point” commented the Brit.

“what?” the merman and his sister blinked in confusion along with everyone else.

“from you what you described about the last time these hunters were here it’s blatantly clear that you all screwed up” remarked Naruto bluntly.

“how so?” Tobirama in a clipped tone that screamed ‘what the hell makes you the expert?’.

“what you all did was scream and slam the door into their faces like a cheating husband trying to by time for his mistress to escape … no” he looked Tobirama right in the eyes and stepped closer to the vampire. Tobirama gulped nervously and started to back up “when you hear your wife coming the stairs, you don’t freak out like a bloody fool, oh no. Instead you fling the door open and take her passionately in your arms” before Tobirama could even blink Naruto wrapped his arms around the vampire’s waist and was less than an inch away from kissing the gray haired vampire. Tobirama couldn’t take his eyes away from the blonde’s … his heart was racing … his knees felt weak … his face heated up with a bright flush “you speak to her, caress her, seduce her all while your mistress quietly gets dress. You ravish your wife all while carefully guiding her movements and if done right, she never sees or even suspects the mistress who escaped through the front door” Tobirama squeaked and grabbed the blonde’s shoulders, he never noticed that Naruto guided him right next to the pond until he nearly slipped over the edge. Everyone else was staring at the Brit … they were impressed.

Minato shook himself out of his stunned and slightly jealous daze “but this gang of demon hunters all have devices that pinpoint demons by taking advantage of their increased senses. How do we stop that?”

“I have a potion for just that purpose, but if this is going to work I need more information. As much as possible about this village and these hunters” stated Naruto seriously.
- 9
- 10
- 11
You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
Report Story

Hey There Witchdoctor!