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Bat Anbu	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Kakashi/Naruto Views: 15920 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments
Pairing: Kakashi x Naruto - switch hitter Kakashi 'both uke and seme' for this story
Last Time:
“then we kill him” Jiraiya looked at the commander in shock “we need Tsunade”
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The cool breeze flowing through the open window gently woke Naruto from his sleep ”Kakashi … wake up” the blonde nudged the silver haired ninja sleeping in the bed next to him.
Kakashi rolled over in bed and pulled the warm naked body closer to him “can’t we stay in bed?” he mumbled.
“if we didn’t have genin to babysit then yes, but unfortunately we do” he said before slipping out of the jonin’s arms.
“ok ok” Kakashi grumbled as he reluctantly got out of bed “we’d save time if we showered together” he said and kissed the blonde
Naruto chuckled as the older shinobi’s arms wrapped around his waist “funny, the showers always seem longer with you” despite that fact they went into the shower together …
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Sakura frowned “Naruto is a little late, that’s not like him. I wonder if he’s ok”
“I’m sure he’s fine” said Sasuke.
The pinkette sighed “you’re probably right … I hope he isn’t turning into Kakashi-sensei”
“more like he’s in Kakashi-sensei” Sasuke mumbled under his breath.
“what did you say?” asked Sakura.
Sasuke gulped nervously as Sakura’s eyes stared at him with suspicion “Nothing! I said nothing”
“hey guys” said the blonde as he strolled up to them.
“hey Naruto, are you ok? You’re later than usual” asked Sakura.
“it’s not that late, besides sensei isn’t here yet” said Naruto.
“yeah, well that’s no surprise” chuckled the pinkette.
Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke “I’m not that bad”
Naruto sweat dropped when he felt Kakashi’s vibes twitch in irritation as Sasuke and Sakura kept trying to release him as if he was genjutsu cause they couldn’t believe he was on time (you can’t blame them for thinking that … everyone thinks that because of your habits love)
“I’m real, ok! Now we have to meet Jiraiya and go on our mission. Lets go” said Kakashi and they went to the gate, but the toad sage wasn’t there.
“errr were we supposed to meet him here sensei?” asked Sasuke.
“yep … where is he?” wondered Kakashi.
The blonde smiled “there’s a swimming hole near here so I bet he’s there”
“there is? I didn’t know that. How do you find these cool places?” asked Sakura as they made their way to the hidden swimming hole.
“I have some unique senses” said Naruto with a shrug. He could feel Kakashi and Sasuke smirk at the hidden meaning of that statement. The three men on team 7 froze and took a few steps back.
Why you ask?
Sakura found Jiraiya … he was in a tree peeping in on three woman in bikinis swimming in the large pond and he was trying to untie their bikini tops with a chakra string … Sakura was not happy at all … in a fit of rage she pulled her fist back and punched the tree effectively shattering the tree …
The toad sage screamed as he fell out of the tree and landed in the water where he was beaten to a bloody pulp by the women he was peeping on. After the women left Naruto dragged the toad out of the water before he drowned …
“what *cough* was that for? *cough* “ the battered toad sage spluttered as the blonde dragged him to the road.
“why do you think you perverted old goat?” growled Sakura dangerously making Jiraiya whimper …no one dared remind her about her perverted tendencies “so we have him, now what?”
Kakashi eye smiled “Jiraiya is going to help us find Tsunade and we have to convince her to come back to the village for the chunin exams and help start up the medic program she wanted years ago”
“Tsunade slug sage huh … I heard some scary stories about her and that she hasn’t come back to the village in years, why is that?” asked Sasuke.
“it’s complicated, too many bad memories” muttered Jiraiya as he was dragged down the road “… I CAN WALK DAMMIT”
Three days later …
Sakura raised an eyebrow as they came to a gambling house “are you sure Tsunade would come here?”
“yep she has a big gambling addiction … and to alcohol too. She’s called ‘The Legendary Loser’! Tsunade was seen around here recently” said Jiraiya as he limped away.
A massive sweat drop hit rested on Sasuke’s head “I’m starting to think Orochimaru was the only sane sage”
Both anbu sweat dropped as they thought (you have no idea how right you are)
“hey Kakashi-sensei are you sure this guy is even looking for Tsunade? It seems like he’s just using us to pay for meals and brothel visits” snarled the pinkette she was sick of the old toad’s antics.
Kakashi chuckled “yes he’s legit and don’t worry about the money. Naruto stole his wallet when we first met him, that’s where the money is coming from” the blonde smirked and held up the wallet making Sakura cackle insanely as she tried to take it, but she was unsuccessful.
*bang* Naruto raised an eyebrow as he felt someone stumble around in a drunken stupor in a bar just around the corner “why don’t we try this way?” the Leaf ninjas went that direction …
*crash* “what you mean I can’t have anymore sake? Give. Me. Sake.” as the Leaf ninjas rounded the corner they saw a crazy blonde woman trying to strangle a man. The stench of alcohol was so strong that even Sasuke had to pinch his nose shut along with Naruto and Kakashi. Tsunade spotted them … and she flipped them her middle finger before making a run for it …
“GET HER” yelled Sakura as she and Sasuke ran after the slug sage.
Kakashi put away his book and chuckled “our genin are really energetic today”
“looks like it” said the blonde with an amused smile “well, lets go get Shizune … she’s that way”
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“Wow, she’s really fast for an old drunk” said muttered an exhausted Sasuke … he should’ve kept his mouth shut cause the old drunk could still hear …
“what did you call me, brat?” growled Tsunade as a dark deadly aura surrounded her.
The Uchiha paled as the sage cracked her knuckles “I d-didn’t m-mean it like-”
“we called you an old croon and you can’t deny it since Jiraiya told us all about your special genjutsu. I mean really, how vain do-”
*Boom* enraged by Sakura’s taunting the slug sage slammed her fist into the ground … the earth beneath their feet exploded! The two genin were sent flying and landed painfully on the ground …
“Lady Tsunade! Knock it off right now or no more sake for a month!” yelled a woman with short black hair holding a small pig standing next to Naruto, Jiraiya and Kakashi.
“NOOO not that! I’ll be good Shizune” screamed Tsunade
Shizune nodded “good, now would you at least listen to them before running this time?”
The medic nodded and gave them her full attention so Kakashi said “all we want is for you to come to-”
“I don’t want to go to Konoha!” snapped the slug sage, but she clammed up with a warning glare from Shizune.
Naruto sighed “we only want you to stop by near the village so you can meet with the director of the hospital and the hokage so they can get everything started for your medic program … and if you want you can stay for the chunin exams to act as medical back up since we had some difficulties in past exams organizing people” said the blonde as he checked Sasuke and Sakura.
“fine I’ll stop in an outpost town near Konoha- …” she noticed a book lying on the ground and picked it up “what’s this?” everyone sweat dropped at how easy it was to distract her.
Sakura’s eyes widened when she spotted the book “hey that’s mine!”
“then I’m keeping it! It serves you right for calling me old” exclaimed the slug sage childishly and she stuck her tongue out at the pinkette “now what’s in here?” she flipped open the book as Naruto and Sasuke kept Sakura from lunging for the book “ … Shizune pack our things we’re going to Konoha and you there, you’re my new apprentice” she said as she tucked the book into her shirt and walked away …
Every single person blinked in shock “ok … what the fuck was in that book?” yelled an awestruck Shizune as she, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi and Jiraiya stared at the pinkette waiting for an explanation …
The pink haired genin scratched the back of her head sheepishly and chuckled nervously “you see … well, I know you told me not to sensei, but I … that book was filled with pictures of gay couples having sex in the hot spring”
Sasuke sweat dropped as Shizune and Jiraiya face palmed … apparently they knew Tsunade was a Yaoi pervert. The Uchiha glanced over his shoulder at his sensei and best friend … they were good at hiding it, but he could tell that Naruto and Kakashi were scared and why shouldn’t they be? Another Yaoi nut is coming to Konoha and she’s the strongest kunoichi in the Elemental nations!
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Team 7 and the others stood in front of Sarutobi’s desk only a few days later …
“well done everyone, you’re dismissed team 7” said the hokage.
Kakashi and Naruto left for their shared apartment before anyone noticed where they went “great, now the hot springs aren’t safe” said Kakashi with a pout.
Naruto chuckled and wrapped his arms around the older shinobi “don’t worry I know a few underground hot springs and some amazing hidden ones that won’t be found by anyone”
“really?” asked Kakashi hopefully.
The blonde smiled as he felt puppy vibes twitch happily, he was sure the tail he felt was wagging “yes … a couple fluffy towels it’d be our own hot spring” he kissed the silver haired ninja passionately savoring his addictive taste.
A cute whine escaped Kakashi’s mouth as they pulled apart “wonderful … we should give Zabuza and Haku a warning first, right?” the blonde nodded, it wouldn’t be pretty if those two found out on their own …
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Hiruzen Sarutobi turned to Tsunade and Jiraiya after team 7 and Shizune left the room “nothing we say leaves this room, understood?” they both nodded.
“now what’s going on here?” asked Tsunade
Jiraiya frowned “Orochimaru is coming for the chunin exams second -”
“what?! Is that traitor after something? … why are you looking at me like that?” asked the lug sage when she notice the blank looks on her former teammate and sensei’s faces.
Sarutobi blinked “Tsunade, Orochimaru is not a traitor”
Tsunade looked shocked and confused “are you serious? Why didn’t anyone tell me?”
“Jiraiya was supposed to” Sarutobi said and both he and the medic looked at the toad sage who was sweating bullets.
“errrrr … you see … it’s actually a funny story ummm I was looking for you after finding out Orochimaru was framed and I came across this brothel he ha …” Jiraiya gulped as the medic’s knuckles cracked … and screamed as Tsunade’s fist collided with his face so hard that he went flying out the … sadly for him the window was not open …
“son of a bitch … tell me what you need me to do sensei” remarked the slug sage, she was ready for action, but will it be enough ...
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