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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Naruto x ?
Last Time:
“you’re welcome, now go. You know how to contact me and that will work no matter where she sends you” the blonde nodded and disappeared into the vortex “I will find you Kurokumo. You had a lot of fun parading these poor souls in front of me, but with Naruto’s help this sick cycle will end”
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The blonde screamed as he was spat out of the vortex in the dead of night and landed on a street … Naruto slowly sat up and winced as his back cracked “ok Kyu, lets see what Kurokumo wants now” the fox popped out of the pocket and onto his shoulder as he pulled out the papers.

Destination: Amestris
Items:
200 diamonds
60 bricks of gold
pics

Naruto blinked “how am I supposed to get all that? Rob a bank?!” he sighed and wandered through the streets with only the streetlights lighting his way through the darkness. He turned a corner and saw a couple of people in a phone booth trying to call someone, but that wasn’t working. A man and a woman both in some sort of military uniform …
The man suddenly turned and held a knife to the woman’s throat. Normally the ninja would’ve stepped in by now, but something seemed off … maybe it’s because he couldn’t sense a soul in the woman. Even in the dark Naruto could see the woman laugh as she turns to the man and makes a mole appeared under her left eye. The man slashes her throat and turns to leave, but as his back is turned the woman gets back up and changes into a different woman. Naruto watched as the woman lets the man notice her and shots him with her gun …
Kyu and Naruto ran over to help, but the woman ran before he cloud get there “screw it, I’ll get her later” he knelt down next to the bloody unconscious man as he unsealed a canteen of water. With a quick thank you to Katara for teaching him a little healing water bending he set to work doing what he could to help … minutes ticked by and finally Naruto smiled “he’ll be ok … but what now? I don’t know where he lives or what that woman was or who her allies are and it’s night” he spotted a building that doesn’t look like it has been used in a while and made some clones to carefully carry him there …
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“there has to be something we can do to help” Tsunade said as she looked out towards the village from the top of the hokage mountain.
Jiraiya tapped his chin in thought “I would suggest trying to find this ‘witch’ who cursed Naruto, but we don’t know how this curse works … she could kill him by using the curse even from a distance for all we know or what if we find the witch she might trap Naruto in whatever world he’s in, then what? If he still had the toads we could try that, but that’s out”
Tsunade felt tears prickle her eyes “why does this keep happening? I want my family to be together for once” the toad rubbed his friend’s back as she sniffled quietly.
Kakashi approached the pair “ummm hokage-sama, was there any news from Naruto?”
“yes there was” said Jiraiya with a smile “he told me to do this” he raised the middle finger at the jonin.
“that doesn’t seem like Naruto” said Kakashi dismissively.
“how would you know? You only spent a few minutes training him. Hell, you didn’t even bother trying to find him when he was banished! You spent all your time with Sasuke, now your precious student is gone so you can pretend to give a shit-”
“that’s not it!”
The toad sage glared “then what is it? Why did Naruto know only tree walking when I met him? Why didn’t you help train him during the chunin exams too? Why did you stay in the hospital with Sasuke as Naruto was forced to leave?”
“I made some mistakes, but-”
The hokage sighed “but nothing, Naruto isn’t a fool I doubt he will be a Leaf ninja again so sorry Kakashi, there’s nothing you can do to fix what you have done … as if you even deserve it” the two sages walked away leaving Kakashi to lament.
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Eyes fluttered open and the man lying on a bed tried to get up, but was pushed back down “you should definitely rest, you were shot only a couple hours ago. What’s your name?”
“Maes Hughes” the patient raised an eyebrow as he noticed he was talking to a young blonde boy in ratty blue pants and black shirt “are you the one who helped me?”
“yep, what was that thing that attacked you?”
Hughes grinned “that was nothing that you shou-”
“I could tell it wasn’t human” said the kid seriously.
“… how?” asked Hughes turning very serious, but he frowned when he saw a flash of nervousness in the kid’s eyes “you can talk to me, but first what’s your name?”
“my name is Naruto … you might think I’m crazy” said Naruto. This was the first dimension he was worried about talking too much. He didn’t have to explain to Gandalf or Death or Aang for various reasons and the past ninja’s from Konoha already suspected something was going on. So how to explain …
“Naruto I was nearly killed by a creature that, you’re right, isn’t human. I’d be willing to listen … plus I’m gullible!” he laughed.
Naruto chuckled and relaxed a little “you didn’t fall for that thing’s disguise so I don’t believe that … do you believe in curses?” Hughes nodded “I was cursed and sent to very distant places to gather certain items … if I don’t-” he clutched his chest in pain and started coughing violently.
“hey Naruto! Are you-” Hughes’s eyes widened in worry as he saw blood splash to the floor ”oh no! Naruto, tell me how to help!” a red fox came running into the room with a canteen of water and set it next to the blonde. The military man watched in fascination as the water rose out of the canteen and wrapped around the boy’s hand … Naruto placed his water coated hand over his hand and his breathing slowly got better …
“sorry about that” panted the blonde as the water followed the motion of his hand and slipped back into the canteen.
“that’s fine, you had me worried, but it looks like your clever little friend here has everything handled” Kyu yipped happily and grabbed a photo from under the bed before hopping on the bed next to Hughes “thank you… I don’t what I would’ve done I’d do if I lost this” he patted the fox’s head as he looked at the photo.
“Kyu found that photo next to you after you were shot. I know the phrase is ‘all’s fair in love and war’, but turning into your wife to make you hesitate was a low blow. You said the names Elicia and Gracia in your sleep, which of these pretty ladies is which?” asked Naruto.
“Gracia is my beautiful wife and Elicia is the most amazing little girl anyone could ask for! … yeah, homunculi don’t play nice … when you said ‘distant places’ you weren’t kidding, I never saw a trick like the one you did with the water. It wasn’t alchemy … what other tricks do you know?”
“a few things like seeing souls, which is how I knew the homunculi wasn’t human since thee was no soul. Why do you want to know?”
“I’ve only been out a couple hours right?” Naruto nodded “good … could you help me fake my death? If those homunculi think I’m alive after what I found out they’ll do whatever they can to get me even hurting my family … I can’t let that happen” said Hughes. A book appeared in the blonde’s hands and he flipped through the pages ... after finding what he wanted the book disappeared and Naruto made a hand sign …
Hughes jaw dropped as perfect copy of appeared out of thin air “wow what was that?” he asked.
“it’s a blood clone, when he gets to the spot where you were shot the same wound you have will appear on him and he will look dead … what’s alchemy?” asked Naruto.
“I’ll tell you if you tell me what items you need” said Hughes.
Naruto couldn’t but feel relieved that he person in front of him believed him “200 diamonds, 60 gold bricks and a video tape ”
“oooh if that’s case alchemy is exactly what you need. What kind of tape?” he smirked when Naruto blushed “oooooh that kind of tape … Yuri, Yaoi or Hentai?”
“Yaoi”
“I know exactly who can help. I always thought Roy should spice up his sex life” said Hughes as he a adjusted his glasses.
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(maybe I shouldn’t have agreed to this) thought the blonde as he saw the funeral for Maes Hughes from his perch in a tree not to far away (he told me not to approach them until after the funeral so I guess I’ll stop at the alchemy library first) the blonde snuck into the main military restricted library branch in central’s headquarters.
“damn, I’m going to need a lot of clones” muttered the awestruck ninja as he saw the massive number of books. After checking for any people he made 200 clones and set to work on learning all there is on alchemy …a couple hours passed, Kyu was sleeping on a big stack of books and he wanted to give it shot … Naruto drew the a set of symbols, placed a stone in the center and held his hands over it.
Blue crackling energy jumped around …
Right in front of his eyes the stone changed into a green gemstone shaped like a kunai …
“awesome, this is exactly what I need … Hughes said he knew someone who could simply clap to do alchemy … I wonder” he placed another stone on the able, but away from the symbols and clapped his hands together … the same sparks happened again! “wow, this could be because I’m from another world, now I have to find a big supply of coal, but first I should go see this Roy guy” he said as he saw the little toy soldier in place of the stone. He clapped his hands and used alchemy to warp his ratty clothes into a so they looked brand new … the way they were before Death worked him into the ground with training.
The ninja went down the hall and waited for someone to leave before entering the office of Roy Mustang. The man behind the desk looked up “why are you here kid? This is a government facility, no place for children” said the raven sternly.
“I’m Naruto and … you need to know something”
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Hughes heard someone come into the house “hey Naruto, back already- … uh oh” Hughes paled as he saw the flame alchemist standing behind the blonde … and Roy was pissed.
“you had better explain or I’ll torch you right where you are” growled the flame alchemist.
“alright alright!” over the next hour Hughes explained everything … how he was nearly killed by homunculi for discovering the they infiltrated the government to create the Philosopher’s stone using the state’s resources and how Naruto saved him from death.
Roy frowned “this is serious … is it true you can tell who is a homunculi?” Naruto nodded “I’m going to ask you to run around town with two operatives of mine and identify them”
“Roy you can’t ask Naruto -”
“it’s ok, I have to do something while my clones are still reading” said the blonde with a smile.
“fine I can’t stop you, but be careful” said Hughes.
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“Ed and Alphonse Elric I need you to escort this young man round central” said Roy.
A huge tick mark appeared on the shorter brother’s temple “why the hell do we have to do it?!”
“now Ed it’s not a big deal besides I’m sure there’s a good reason, right?” said the bigger brother in the suit of armor.
Ed glared “who’s side are you on Al?!-”
“Naruto here can tell who is a homunculus” said Roy bluntly.
“we’ll take good care of him!” exclaimed both brothers and they dragged Naruto out of the building leaving Mustang behind with a massive sweat drop …
Al looked down at the ninja “so Naruto do you need anything to see a homunculus?”
“no, I just sense it … the same way I can tell you’re a soul tied to a suit of armor. Would you like to tell me how that happened?” asked Naruto.
“no offense kid, but it’s none of your business. Besides why should we trust you?” grumbled Ed.
“your boss Roy trusts me” commented the ninja.
“yeah why is that? And who said you could use his first name?” barked Ed.
(wow I think he’s jealous) thought the ninja as he checked to make sure they were alone “he trusts me cause his friend Maes Hughes does”
“what do you mean by ‘does’-… is he alive?” whispered Al.
Naruto only smiled and pointed to a building “don’t go near there until dark and make sure you’re not followed … two homunculi ahead” he whispered.
Ed’s eye widened “the fuhrer and his secretary are homunculi … damn” the boys continued through the city and got to the point of exchanging bits and pieces of their strange pasts. Naruto even showed the Elrics the moving spider on his chest..
”I think if you want Al’s body back you should try seals from my world. There are seals made to hold souls and summon bodies, but it might take some time to learn” suggested Naruto.
“we’re interested in anything that can help. Just give us what we need to know and we’ll handle it rom there so you don’t need to worry about your spider curse” exclaimed Ed excitedly.
“got it, I’ll get everything I know down on paper … I sense another nearby, it’s the one who attacked Hughes, but it can shape shift so pointing it out won’t help much” said Naruto
Al nodded “so that makes eight homunculi, two officially identified. Thank you Naruto”
“sure, stop by at night and I’ll have everything in sealing for you” the ninja waved goodbye to the Elric brothers and carefully went back to the abandoned building where he saw Hughes and Kyu waiting for him “the Elric brothers know … are you sure I should give Ed as much as I can on fire bending and jutsu too?”
Hughes smirked “trust me if you do you will have your video in no time … are you sure sealing will help them?”
“yep, bringing someone back from the dead is not impossible, but it’s very complicated and uses too much chakra. However, Ed has Al’s soul so he can avoid all that trouble by summoning Al’s body, which is easy with the soul. A bonus is that sealing has no true equivalent exchange law. My clones are almost done jotting everything down including the seal they can use for binding Al’s soul and memories to his body. They’re coming tonight to pick it up. After that I’ll get to that mining company not far away” said the blonde.
Once the Elrics stopped by after dark and hugged Hughes almost to the point of reopening his wound Naruto gave them everything they needed for seals. Then the ninja went to a nearby mine and used alchemy to create the diamonds and gold. Since Naruto wanted a little payback he made all the gold bricks with the words ‘Fuck You’ and made the diamonds with the word ‘Bitch’ for fun before sending them to Kurokumo …
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Ed sat down at a large table in the library with Al and opened a scroll “ok, Naruto aid to wipe a little blood on this symbol to unseal all the information” Ed bit his finger and wiped the blood … they watched in shock as several huge stacks of papers and books appeared in a puff of smoke “this is going to be fun” said Full metal before he and his brother jumped into the material …
Al sifted through the papers “Ed, this is amazing! This art isn’t that much different from alchemy in some ways, but it’s so flexible. This is what we need!”
“yeah, Naruto has everything here … even a seal to attach you soul once we get your body back … he has fire jutsu!” an evil grin spread across his face “I can beat Mustang at his own game with this” Al sweat dropped as he watched his brother study the information with serious determination …
Two days later …
It didn’t take long for Ed to unlock his chakra and get two fire jutsus under his belt along with a little fire bending and a water jutsu. So he decided to test it he snuck passed Al and went to challenge Mustang …
Ed grinned as he spotted Roy not far away “hey Mustang! I want a rematch”
“didn’t you learn your lesson after last time? … fine” Roy sighed and followed Ed to a quiet clearing where no one will interfere. Ed charged forward and tried to punch the higher ranking officer, but raised his hand and snapped his fingers causing a torrent of flames to shot from his hand. This time Ed wasn’t caught off guard and bent the flames away from him shocking the flame alchemist. Roy blocked the punch just in time and sent a kick at the blonde’s head, but was blocked by the metal arm. They continued to match each other blow for blow until Roy found an opening and snapped his fingers …
The full metal alchemist bent the flames again and made a hand sign “fire ball jutsu” Roy rolled out of the way “water bullet” the flame alchemist didn’t have time to dodge and was drenched by a bullet of water before he felt Ed pin him down by the wrists …
Roy panted “you beat me”
“yeah” Ed stared into Roy’s dark eyes … seconds later the two alchemists kissed … the blonde used alchemy to remove their clothes before taking the raven’s nipple into his mouth earning soft gasps and moan from the squirming flame alchemist under him ...
“oh oh oh Ed ahhh” Roy moaned wantonly … his back completely arched off the ground as Ed moved lower and swirled his tongue around the sensitive head of his cock … the moans became even louder as a metal finger was pushed into the flame alchemist’s tight virgin ass and started stretching him … one finger became three …
“Ed dammit please hurry I’m going insane” Roy’s eyes widened as Ed moved between his legs and he felt something far bigger than a finger pressed against his entrance and slowly pushed in “oh god, so big” he mewled as inch by inch of that thick hard cock pushed deeper into him … the two lovers never lost eye contact as Ed pounded hard and fast into Roy turning the raven into a moaning thrashing mess …
The two came hard together and stayed cuddled together … completely unaware of a ninja getting everything on tape …
(ok … Hughes nailed this one … nailed, that’s funny) thought the blushing ninja as he left …
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Al, Ed and Roy came back to the abandoned building and saw Naruto and Hughes chatting “hey guys, good timing, Naruto was just about to leave” the blonde waved good bye and placed a camera on a set of papers … the camera vanished and a little fox jumped into the blonde’s pants pocket …
Everyone’s jaws dropped as a vortex opened up and took the blonde away …
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“HOLY CRAP!” screamed the blonde as was sent flying, but now he was prepared and twisted just the right way so he landed on his feet “finally, I stuck the landing!” his eyes widened as he saw the hokage mountain with three heads in the distance .. he knew he was back in time so he had to be careful …
“ummm excuse me” Naruto turned and paled, he saw a blonde haired kid with blue eyes … it was a mini fourth hokage!
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