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If It Went This Way	By : Kusachu Category: Naruto AU/AR > General Views: 1060 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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OKAY! First off�Heh heh�Don�t worry. I�m done PMS-ing. (((You are such a BITCH sometimes!))) HAHA! Yeah? SO? (((So stop being mouthy and get your ass in gear before I slap the shit out of you!))) HEY! FUCK YOU PAL! You have NO idea the amount of bullshit I�ve had to deal with! I can vent if I want to! (((You should have just told that cop to fuck off.))) Oh yeah, that would have been great, then we could go to jail! (((We could have murdered him and stuffed him in the trunk!))) You need to stop talking to me. (((No, YOU need to stop talking to ME.))) FINE! (((FINE!))) SHEESH!

OKAY!!! I�VE DECIDED TO JUST POST THIS SHORT ASS CHAPTER!!! IT LOOKS A LOT LONGER THAN IT REALLY IS!!! So, yeah�There is a bunch of shit at the end of the chapter!!! (((POSSIBLY FUN STUFF))) Oh yeah! And everyone thank APRIL at adult fan fiction, for convincing me to keep this chapter like it is and save some of the stuff I was going to put in it for later�Now I can get back to the next part, which I was working on before.

I was really pissed about this chapter�THANKS APRIL! You are awesome!
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Hhhhhhhh�.*long breathy sigh* I�m feeling a bit pissed off today. I think I need a little death. Yes. Give me some nice death with a slice of�flesh�yeah�that works�slicing up flesh�slicing up flesh is good�.for today� Isn�t it funny how one dumb little thing can ruin the whole damned day?

DISCLAIMER: I am so poor I�m surprised I own anything at all, let alone something that would actually earn me some freakin� money, though, I�m pretty sure my soul is still among my meager possessions... *sigh* (((You know, we could always kidnap Naruto and chain him up in the basement and�))) No. That wouldn�t work at all. We�d have to kidnap Kishimoto San and that would be felony or something�we don�t need that� (((SPOIL SPORT!))) *sigh*

WARNINGS: Someone�s gunna die, in case you haven�t figured that out yet�*sigh*

SPOILERS: I think I already took care of that�*sigh*

NOTES: I found an interesting fact about the word �Chidori� but I think I�ll save that for another time� Not really in the mood for laughs right now�

Enough of my idiot babbling�(((BRING ON THE DEATH!!!))) *�sigh*

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When we left Obito, he was on his way to the bar. Since that time, he�s acquired a bottle of some very hard to find, imported, liquor (for the sake of keeping with the whole fictional �ensemble�), and paid a hefty price for it too. We now join him as he makes his way to the place he hasn�t been in a very long time.

(The weird quotes are, of course, memories from Kakashi picking on Obito.)
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With Bells On: Old Friends and Spirits

Obito was drunk. Well, no, he was more than that. He was fall down, sloppy, shit faced, hammered. Sake? Nah. That was not NEARLY what this occasion called for, so Obito had asked his old pal Whiskey to accompany him for the evening. He and Whiskey hadn�t talked for a while. See, after their last adventure, Obito had sworn never to play with Whiskey again because he decided that Whiskey was a bad influence on him. But TODAY? Obito decided that he wasn�t angry anymore and it was time to forgive his old pal and get hammered to celebrate their renewed friendship. Whiskey seemed to agree. Yeah. That sounded like an excellent idea to him.

What the fuck was he thinking? Whiskey was a lyin� cheetin� ass, bastard! Obito leaned over to steady himself on a random tree and proceeded to violently retch his old pal from his belly. ��ugh�*huff* huff*�*cack*�Fuck�� He decided to wash the awful regurgitated taste out his mouth with the only beverage he had on him. Whiskey. �Heh�get back in there�you�prick.�

He kept moving, slowly, but surely, through the woods towards the training grounds, trying his best to keep his footing. �Time to visit another old pal...� It had been a while since he�d seen him too, after all. This visit was long over due�

He made his way, staggering and cursing, to the break in the trees, and cringed when caught sight of his objective. Before long, ghosts from the past crept up on him. They stole away his thoughts and whispered to him about events long past, and unfortunately, long since forgotten.

�You�re LATE! AGAIN! Where have you been?!?�

�Ka-ka-shiiii� it�s been a while�old pal�� Obito stumbled up the steps to the war soldier�s memorial. He caught himself as he tripped, but still managed to lose his grip on his bottle and spill most of the remains of his other old pal onto the pavement. He grumbled as he leaned back down to pick it up. It was a troublesome task, considering his balance had been all but destroyed by the same object he was in the process of retrieving. �So how�ve you been old buddy?�

�Get up! Worthless ninja! You�re supposed to be better than this!�

�You look the same as ever�heh heh heh��

�Look at you! Your clan must be so proud! Trash.�

The assault his old friend was giving his psyche brought a sad smile to face. �I would have come sooner�but I had some things to attend to�sorry I�m so late�� He laughed pathetically at himself. It felt just like old times. He brought the near empty vessel to his lips, drained the last trickle of spirits onto his tongue, and grunted when he realized that he�d just consumed the last of it. �Well�Kakashi�old pal�looks like it�s just you and me for the rest of the evening. That puddle over there can be your share�enjoy.�

�It�s sad. The war seems to have drained this village of its quality�letting trash like you become ninja.�

�You are not going to believe the shit I�ve gotten myself into this time�� Tired of exerting the energy to stand, Obito let out a long drawn out sigh and slumped down, resting his back on the cold stone that was etched with the names of his former comrades. �It would seem�that karma�has caught up with me�heh heh heh�you see, Old man Sandaime has blessed me with a team of Genin� Those kids�I fear that the old man should have just taken them��

�What�s wrong? Can�t keep up? You need me to carry you?�

�I wonder how you�d laugh if you could see them� They need a lot of work�but they are all very talented� I�ve asked them to come here to meet you, you know�� Obito paused, looking up at the star strewn heavens. The half formed circle of a pale moon hung low, just above the tree line, sinking slowly, preparing to retire to the other side of the world. �They should be here pretty soon��

�HA HA HA! Is that the best you can do?�

�I don�t know what to do with them�but I got some bells.� He reached into his pocket and produced two small bells, each tied to its own string. He held them up to examine them, and jingled them a few times as if to test their �quality�. They�d do. �I thought I�d play the game with them�like Sensei made us play back then� It�s nice be the one holding them this time�hahaha�sort of.�

�Looks like you lose Obito! Ha ha! Not good enough this time!�

�I almost wish it would be a challenge� like it always was between you and me�� Obito returned the bells to his pocket and leaned his head back on the stone, again looking into the inky darkness of the sky. �I miss those times� Hahaha�bet you never thought you�d hear me say something like that, egh old friend?�

�Why are you so weak? Your clan is supposed to be Elite!�

Resented tears threatened to spill from his eyes as he recalled the memory of his old friend, his rival. He wished in vain that he could hear his old friend�s voice ring truly in his ears, even for just one last time. Could those words could ever be ones of forgiveness? He�d even settle for that old familiar spite that he was so used hearing. Anything, anything to bring them back�those days� There wasn�t much he wouldn�t give to be offered that ever elusive second chance, to be given the opportunity to redeem himself, to make amends. �Kakashi��

�A Shinobi must never show his tears!�

�I�m so sorry�� Obito forced his tears away for the sake of his old comrade. ��It should have been me��
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Tears spilled from his eyes as he watched his teammate stand and walk away from the mangled body of their commander. The reality of the situation gripped and froze him in his place. He�d failed. He�d seen it coming. He knew that his commander had a blind spot, but he�d done nothing to prevent what had just occurred. Cowardice. He cursed himself for being so weak.

�Obito,� his teammate spoke softly as she approached him, �He�s awake,� she was trying her best to hold down her own tears, �He wants�to speak with you�I�ll keep watch for the enemy�please hurry. We don�t have much time.�

�Obito�come here�� Obito was shaken from his trance and he forced his feet to move. It was the most difficult thing he�d ever done. As he approached, he saw the pool of blood that was forming around the area where his commander�s lower half had been crushed by the fallen debris. It tormented him. He could have saved him�but he didn�t�

�Kakashi�I�m so sorry�I should have��

�Shut up! Listen to me�you have the use of Sharingan now�� Kakashi�s body had been pinned between the rocks and the ground, half twisted, so he was almost lying on his side. ��I need you to do something for me��

�Wha-�

�My technique�Chidori�your Dojutsu�can complete it.� Kakashi began removing all of his weapons and supplies that he could reach. He placed them in a pile on the ground and turned to look Obito in the eyes.

�I don�t understand��

�I want you to copy it from me.�

�Copy it? But I don�t know if I��

�Watch me�the hand seals�are like this�� Kakashi formed the seals slowly, making sure that Obito could see them clearly, then labored to summon the chakra required to complete the jutsu. It was weak, but still there, a soft, crackling, screeching noise filled Obito�s ears as he watched in shocked fascination. He could see it, understand it�it was amazing. �You focus all of your chakra into your palm�it becomes a blade� Do you understand?�

�Yeah�I see it�� Obito shook himself from his daze when he realized that his friend�s chakra was nearly completely gone. �Kakashi, you need to save your strength! Please stop!�

The jutsu�s light faded and Kakashi�s hand fell to the ground. �Hegh! I really need you carry my stuff for me this time.� He reached over and grabbed a small scroll, then held it out for Obito. �This scroll, see to it that it�s returned to my clan, and my weapons and supplies�you�ll need them��

Reluctantly, Obito took the scroll that was offered to him and tucked it away in his pack. He knew what was coming, but he lied to himself so he would be able to cope with the situation. �Kakashi?!? Why are you doing all this? We�Rin�she can help you��

�No. You�re the only one�who can help me now�� Kakashi�s resolve was firm, but his words held a kindness that was unfamiliar to Obito. �I know I haven�t been a very good friend to you�but I have a favor to ask�my last wish��

�Last wish�what�Kakashi?�

�I need you�to kill me.�

�Kakashi! NO! You�re going to be fine! Rin can help you!�

�I�m still your commander. It�s an order. Follow the rules this time�please. The enemy is surrounding this area. You have to protect Rin�and complete the mission.�

�KAKASHI!�

�If they find me�they�ll keep me alive to torture me for information�you and Rin have to escape and carry out the mission. Too much is depending on it. This battle could end the war Obito.�

�I�can�t��

�You can. �Obito�my legs are crushed, and without my eye, I have no depth perception. Even if I were to somehow survive�I wouldn�t want to. Please�grant me a Shinobi�s death��

�No�please�I can�t�� Obito suddenly began to cry again. He couldn�t help it. If he hadn�t been so stubborn, none of this would have happened. It was all his fault�and now�

�Obito�please� I don�t want to die like my father.�

�Kakashi��

�Stop crying Obito�you�are a proud Shinobi of the Leaf. A shinobi�must never�show his tears.� A single tear spilled form his eye even as he said it. �Please�just show me�that you�ve learned�my technique. Be quick.� Kakashi had faith in his friend. He closed his undamaged eye and waited for what he knew was coming. The last thing he heard was the sound of a thousand birds�and a single voice screaming.
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YEP! THAT�S RIGHT! THIS IS THE END OF THE CHAPTER!

Well, I really hope this wasn�t too cheesy cuz MY pal was all bitching at me saying that I was making Kakashi go out like a punk, but I�m like �NO! It had to happen this way! (for hopefully obvious reasons.)� And this chapter made me really sad too! Really. I was already in a shitty mood when I started it, and I was all emotional and shit, so it was a difficult thing to get done�even though it�s short. Anyway I hope you liked it. Oh well. Come back soon for the next chapter: �With Bells On: Survival�

The mood is about to take a sudden shift back to normal�well�normal as it ever was.

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(((HOLY FUCKING CRAP!!!!!))) What?? (((THE NEW MANGA CHAPTER!!!!))) OMG! I KNOW! ITACHI TURNED INTO A BUNCH OF BLACK BIRDS!!!!! AHHHH!!! (((DID YOU EVER GET LUCKY WITH THAT ONE!!!! *snuggles Kuroimaru*))) I KNOW!!! If anything concerning a �fushicho� comes up in the manga�.I will fucking piss my pants!!! (((Hey! Stop revealing our evil plans!!!))) Sorry! Sheesh!

OMG! Yeah, the Chidori thing I mentioned�

See, in the book of Japanese slang that I have�I was surprised to find that the word Chidori is used as derogatory word to describe umm�how should I put it�??? (((Just say it!))) Okay okay� �Chidori� is used when talking about �manly� lesbians. The word refers to some kind of bird that �waddles� or something�I don�t have the book in front of me, or I�d just type what it said. SO! There�s the stupid fact for the day. Be content.

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MOVING ON THEN!!! Damn it if you people ain�t driving me nuts! Sheesh! Okay, so here goes. This story is going to be Shonen-ai. That of course, means nothing�until later. *evil grin* I plan on having all the fun I can with everyone! (((Oh my sweet Haku! I can�t wait to finally meet you!))) Anyway�here are some likely/possible (((AND SOME DEFINITE))) random pairings:

Naruto and Sakura, (((Obvious�yawn�)))

Sakura and Sasuke, (((Please show me how THAT will happen! *snicker*))) Not a �love� type thing�more like treachery�(((Sounds intriguing!)))

Sakura and *Ahem* A GIRL!!! (((Now I�m thinking�What GIRL could it be?!?))) Icha Icha Bath House!!

Sakura and Neji, (((He�s too good for that bitch!))) Yeah�that�s true�but Neji needs some luvin� and I ain�t a Ten Ten kinda girl. I�ve always thought she should hook up with my guy Lee anyway� (((I guess�You bitch.)))

Yeah, um�I�m going to try something a bit different, if you are clever, you may be able to figure or the scenario of this one: Sasuke. Yeah that�s right. Not him solo�oh no�never that. *snicker*, (((BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SICK TWISTED BITCH!))) KUKUKUKU!!!

Sasuke and Naruto, (((PAY DIRT!))) Will take some doing! How does one go about making two adolescent boys fall in love?!? With out it being completely cheesy�(((You make one of them have homo-erotic fantasies that they can�t get rid of, of course!!!)))

Sasuke and Hinata, (((Sasuke sure does get around, don�t he??))) Watch me make this happen. (((Reviving the clan are we???))) One never knows�does one?? Twins DO run in her family! (((Two birds with one fuck!))) You did not just say that.

Obito and (((ME!! PLEASE FUCKING GOD!!! MAKE IT BE ME!!!))) NO! STUPID! THAT�S SICK!!! (((AHHHH!!! YOU SUCK!))) IT�S GOTTA BE LILLIATH BECAUSE OTHREWISE SHE WILL BRING THE WRATH UPON US!!!! *Evil grin* *WINK!* Actually, Anko has always been my first pick, as it will be convenient in the future ((( �Oh look! Anko! You�re curse is the same as Sasuke�s! Mind if I�get a closer look? Just shut up and take off your shirt.� ))) KUKUKUKU! And now that someone has actually ASKED for it�(((ASHES)))� But then again, who knows? I�m good at making weird shit happen!

Obito and (((SAKURA�S MOM!!!))) DAMN IT NO!!! *AHEM* I never said that Rin was dead. I said she was gone. There is a difference.

Obito and random whores, (((*yawn* Prostitutes are okay I guess�)))

Obito and Shizune? (((Never really thought about that one�)))

Obito and�Iruka!!! (((If you did that�I would slit your throat and drink your blood and take a shit on your worthless corpse!!!!))) Hahahaha�couldn�t resist!!! (((Get a fucking life!!!))) �My, my,�Iruka-san�You�re looking pretty�tastey today! Mind if I�touch your hot little ass?� (((YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!))) �Oh My! Obito-san�I�ve never considered a thing like that before�but you are just so sexy!!� (((*covers eyes* NOOOOO!!!! BLASPHEMY!!!))) Hahahaha! Actually (((STRANJ100))) Now that you mention it, I never even thought about that before!!! I will definitely be handling that whole �interaction� thing with Iruka (((NOT HOW YOU ARE THINKING YOU PERVERTS!!!))) Yeah, it�ll most likely take place at the Chuunin exams.

Jiraiya and Tsunade? (((OMG. You wouldn�t do that!))) Never say never! (((Maybe you should KILL Tsunade!!))) Hmmm�interesting idea�

OKAY who DOESN�T think that Kimimaro should die? (((Not me!! Fucking HOT ASS SEXY!!!))) Ooooo! Him and Sasuke!!! *fans herself* (((Kimimaro OROCHIMARU STYLE and Sasuke!!!!!))) That would take some doing�OMG. I think I might have to do that!!! *drools* (((Wipe your nose you freak!))) *whips out tissue*

Jiraiya and Orochimaru!!! (((Come on! That�s so played!))) Yeah�but still� (((GET OVER IT!!!))) *Snicker* (((You�re bad)))

Minuscule attention MAY be (((at some point))) paid to the following:

Ino and Sasuke�if I decide to throw a party� �Oh! Happy birthday Sasuke!� �Oh. Hey Ino. For me? You shouldn�t have. *Whispers to Naruto* You owe me big time for this Dead Last!�

Ino and Chouji! (((YES! CHOUJI!))) HE DESERVES SOME RESPECT TOO DAMN IT!

Ino and Shikamaru�(((Boring but hey�only young once�Spring time of youth and all)))

Ten ten and Lee... (((LEE!))) Gui Sensei! (((LEEEE!))) Gui Sensei!! (((LEEEEEEEE!!!!))) Kukukukuku! Shut up fool! (((*middle finger for you*))) Actually I�m surprised no one has asked to see a scene between Gui and Obito!! THAT�S WHAT I WANNA SEE!!! (((PERVERT! YUCK!))) I DIDN�T MEAN IT LIKE THAT AND YOU KNOW IT!!! (((SURE. Sicko.))) THAT�S IT! YOU GO BACK TO YOUR CAGE RIGHT NOW!!! (((Bitch.)))

Shikamaru and Temari�(((*clicks cage closed* Like they didn�t see that one coming�))) Who knows how it will go this time though!

Kiba and Hinata�(((Gotta have that at some point for it to feel real�hahahaha�)))

Shino and�(((A BUNCH OF SEXY BUGS!!! WOO HOO!))) Shut up. (((Got a better idea?))) I�m at a loss. (((Damn.)))

I haven�t even allowed myself to think about everyone�s favorite little Sand spook! (((So evil�yet so sexy and appealing at the same time!)))

Good grief�this is getting out of hand!!! SHEESH!

ONE LAST THING>>>I FORGOT TO POST THIS WITH THE REVIEWER SECTION!!! HERE IT GOES: (((It was a technical error�had it on the wrong site�s notes�FORGIVE ME Q.O.T.F.!!!!

�LASTLY�QUEENOFTHEFEAKS: Your review was personal, so I�ll just say HAHAHHAHAHA! I really hope I hear from you again! It�s fun to chat with others who are weird like me!!! YAY! Thank you so much! And I mean it! If it becomes cheap and easy�I�ll get a hold of you! *Evil chuckling* *SNUGGLES*�

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ALL RIGHT THEN!!! That�s plenty off bull shit for one chapter�come back next time for �With Bells On: Survival�

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A FRIGGIN PREVIEW!!!
WooT! (o_O)v
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Sasuke approached one of the little �dolls� and examined it closer. He smiled when he realized what he was looking at. �Dead Last,� he called, not really loudly, but enough for Naruto to clearly hear him from inside the bathroom.

�What do you want? I�m trying to get ready in here!� The sound of the faucet stopped.

�What�s up with this doll out here�by the closet?�

�Shit!� �What doll?�

�The one that says �Sasuke� and has a kunai through it�s chest.�

UNTIL THEN! LATER!
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