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Plus One	By : Sasunarufan13 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 906 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor make profit of it. Kishimoto owns it.

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Author's note: My brain is mush after working on a presentation for the entire weekend and I'm still not entirely finished. That said, staring at the numbers of my analysis was driving me mad so I needed a break. Have this while I finish both my university work and finally - HOPEFULLY - finish some other projects. This is honestly something stupid, but I thought it might be funny? I don't know anymore; my brain is offline.
Warnings: Rin's pov; Alternate universe; slash; suggestive language; author's attempt at being funny
I hope you'll like it? Or at least won't totally hate it. Either one is fine.
Plus One
"Anyone knows when it's time to eat?" Obito popped up, already nursing a glass with red wine.
"Is that all you can think of?" Izumi said disapprovingly. "You've been here, what? Less than an hour?"
"That is literally the reason why I even bother attending this party," he retorted dryly. "You think I would even be here otherwise?"
"The party's not that bad," Rin interjected, pulling her hair behind her back. She'd started growing it out, but it was stuck in that awkward stage where it was still a bit too short to put it together in a nice ponytail, but already too long to still be considered short.
He wrinkled his nose. "That's because you've got the entire family wrapped around your finger," he teased, making her roll her eyes. "Everyone likes you, of course you'd think the party isn't bad."
"He does have a point," Izumi said amused and her dark eyes started to glint when she added, "Then again it's not hard to have the family like you if your name isn't Obito."
"Oh fuck you," he shot back good-naturedly. "Just because I don't fit with all these stiff suits."
"That's because you wouldn't look good in them," she smirked.
"Oh wow and I thought that Christmas was a time of peace," he pursed his lips. "You're really going in now; what did I ever do to you?"
"You left me stranded last week, remember?" Izumi said, a tad coolly. "I called you to pick me up when my car fucked up and you told me you'd be there soon. Shisui ended up picking me up, because a certain someone didn't show up."
He winced. "Okay, yeah, that was my fault," he admitted.
"Whose fault would it otherwise be?" Rin wondered aloud.
"At least he's admitting to it now. Used to be that he didn't want to admit to his own mistakes," Kakashi piped up, wandering over to them. He was wearing a black scarf around the lower half of his face, hiding his mouth. He held a glass with something that might just be water, considering he'd never been that much of a fan of alcohol.
"Why are you even here?" Obito complained, scowling at him.
"Your mother invited me," Kakashi replied and shrugged. "Would have felt rude to reject her invitation."
"Since when do you care about being rude?" Obito muttered darkly.
"Well, who do we have here?" Izumi suddenly remarked; her gaze focused somewhere to the right of the large room.
They all turned to follow her gaze and Rin raised an eyebrow when she realised who had caught Izumi's attention. She couldn't blame her for having her interest piqued, to be honest. The object of their interest was a young, blond haired man, who was lingering near the doorway, looking around cautiously. Even from the small distance between them, she noticed how blue his eyes looked. He was wearing dark blue jeans and a hint of an orange shirt peeked through the gap in his partly unzipped jacket. His hair had to be the brightest shade of blond she had ever seen on anyone and was rather wildly styled, as if someone had been running their hands through it over and over again.
He was honestly quite handsome, but Rin had no idea who he could be. She hadn't seen him at one of the Uchiha gatherings before and his blond hair and blue eyes clearly indicated he wasn't a far family member of the Uchiha either.
"Did he arrive here with you, Kakashi-san?" Izumi asked interestedly.
"No, I've got no clue who he is. I thought he was with one of you," Kakashi replied, studying the unknown man. "He has to be someone's plus one, no?"
"He isn't, though I wouldn't mind being his plus one," Izumi muttered, leering a bit.
That had Obito staring at her dubiously. "I thought you were crushing on Itachi?"
She scoffed and slapped his arm; the sting hard enough to make him wince and rub it. "Please, I stopped crushing on him years ago! Besides, he already has someone; I'm not a pathetic bitch who keeps panting after someone who's already taken."
"Him, though?" Rin cocked her head to the left. "I didn't think he'd be your type."
Izumi giggled, taking another sip of her wine. "I've got no problems making an exception for him."
"He looks a lot younger than you are," Obito pointed out none too subtly.
That earnt him another slap and a glare. "I'm as old as Itachi-kun!" she hissed, narrowing her eyes. "Who are you calling old here?!"
"Itachi is an old soul; are you really going to compare yourself to him?" Obito smirked.
"Get fucked," she informed him casually and flipped him off before turning her attention back to the blond man, who had risen up on his tiptoes by now, looking around the room. "I don't care if he's really that much younger. I can teach him a couple of things, if need be," she giggled.
"There are things I do not need to know," Kakashi remarked flatly.
"You're bisexual, you're really going to tell me you don't think he's hot enough to fuck against the wall?" Izumi asked unimpressed and paused, a contemplative look crossing her face before she added, "Or be fucked, I guess."
"How did we even get to this point?" Rin questioned incredulously. "Anyways, the answer doesn't really matter, does it? It's pretty clear he's someone's plus one."
"That doesn't necessarily mean he's off limits," Izumi pointed out finely.
"He could have been invited by Mikoto-ba-chan," Obito suggested. "She's got a habit of taking in strays as you know."
"We're talking about a human being here," Rin commented. "Not an animal."
"A stray is a stray," he replied and shrugged. "Look, guess I'm right."
Mikoto was indeed making her way over to the blond man. Rin couldn't hear what was being said, but even though the man was unknown to their little group, it was obvious that Mikoto knew him. After she said something to him, she hugged him and accepted his jacket. He was indeed wearing a bright orange shirt, which made him stand out even more amongst the dark coloured clothing of the other guests – as if his blond hair wasn't already bright enough to catch attention.
"Okay, so, are you going after him or can I call dibs?" Izumi demanded, looking at Kakashi. "Because I don't mind becoming his new plus one in that case."
Kakashi snorted. "Feel free, I - "
"Unless you prefer getting into an argument with my brother, you're best off keeping away from him."
They all twitched in unity when Itachi's unexpected presence startled them. Rin turned her head to glance at him, spotting the amused glint in his eyes.
"How much did you hear?" Rin asked while next to her, Izumi had a look of growing horror.
"Enough to know that you're best off not repeating anything of that to Sasuke," Itachi answered calmly. "He never really grew out of that possessive phase, you know."
"Wait, you're going to tell me that your brother's with that blond dude?" Obito asked surprised.
In response Itachi simply nodded in the direction where the blond man was. When they all turned to look again, they spotted Itachi's younger brother, Sasuke, striding over to the blond man. The blond in question instantly perked up, a blinding smile appearing on his face when Sasuke bent down to kiss him, sliding an arm around his waist.
Rin couldn't remember if Sasuke had ever had a partner before, but clearly these two had to be serious with each other if Sasuke had actually invited him over to the annual Christmas party. Especially because from what she could recall, Sasuke wasn't that fond of parties to start with, so it was already a rare moment to see him present here.
"Of course he's taken," Izumi sighed gustily. "All the cute ones usually are."
Itachi reached out to pat her shoulder in sympathy. "Sorry about that. I'm serious, though: don't repeat what you just said. Sasuke tends to be a bit testy about comments like that."
"We're not stupid," Obito snorted and grimaced. "But hey, congrats to your brother for finally getting laid, I guess."
"Obito, don't be so crass," Rin clucked, squeezing his shoulder in warning.
"Oh trust me," Itachi said darkly before he started walking away, "no congratulations needed for that."
The little group stood there in silence, watching him approach the couple to greet them.
"What kind of horrible things do you think he witnessed between his little brother and his boyfriend?" Kakashi questioned blankly.
"You think they would tell us?" Izumi asked in return, contemplatively.
"You can ask, I prefer spending this party peacefully," Rin remarked. She wasn't close with Sasuke, but she had seen how testy he could become if someone annoyed him too much.
Trying to snoop into his sex life seemed like a good way to annoy him greatly.
"At least we finally know who's actually plus one he is," Obito said, crossing his arms behind his head after setting his glass down.
"Yeah, bit of a disappointment, though," Izumi sighed.
They were quiet for a little while before –
"So, you think we finally get to eat soon or what?"
The End
AN2: A little bit of Christmas spirit sprinkled into it, because why not? Also, no, Sasuke was not willing to tell them anything. As a matter of fact, Sasuke and Naruto stayed just long enough for it to be considered polite before they left - to do other Christmassy things.
I promise the next update will be for the three shot; I just don't want to disappoint you all with a mediocre ending (which was a risk with my mind's current state; this was easier to jot down).
I hope it wasn't too awful! Please leave your thoughts behind in a review; should you spot any mistakes, please point them out to me.
I hope to see you all back in my future stories! Please stay safe and take care of yourselves!
Cuddles
Melissa
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