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When you know nothing.	By : Akaatje Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2593 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the Characters. This is a fanfiction and I do not make money from this.

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This came to mind when I was eating chocolate. I like chocolate. And I like the three men in this fic. I hope you like it. Please review if you do. And if you don't like it, you may leave a review as well, to give me some pointers. I do hope to improve my writing.
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“Anko, do tell me why there is a bag of chocolates lying on my desk.” Ibiki taps on his desk and glares at the young woman in front of him. She holds a package of chocolate in her hands, bringing it from one ear to the other, biting her lip. Is she listening to the chocolate? Strange woman.
“The Hokage wants you to deliver a package to every Shinobi present in Konoha,” she says. “Since you are the Head of Interrogation, you should know about everybody’s whereabouts. They all get a package together with a letter. It is for Christmas or something like that.” She shrugs and grabs her package with both hands. “It was an order.” There is a smile on her face. Must be the promise of chocolate. Women go crazy about that.
Ibiki sighs, nods and grabs the bag. Without saying a word he disappears out of his office. The Hokage is right, he knows everything there is to know about everybody in this village. And she is taking advantage of that.
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Last stop. Ibiki sighs and walks into the Mission Room again. He decided to visit the Shinobi outside of the building first, so he eventually would end up in his own office again. He grabs the bag from his shoulders, nods at the Shinobi present and gives them, each and every one of them, their own personal package. Personal, since the Hokage took the time to write the names on the packages.
The bag is empty and Ibiki frowns. He gave every Shinobi a package. Ebisu, Genma, Iruka, Naruto, Sakura, Anko and even Kakashi. There is nothing left. Where is his package? Ibiki sighs, shakes his head and turns around. No chocolate for him, right? Seems like it. Perhaps Anko stole it. Stupid woman.
“Are you done?” Tsunade-sama asks. She stands there with her arms crossed and a serious look on her face.
Ibiki looks up and nods. The other Shinobi are busy reading their letter. Some of them are done and they are looking at the Hokage. Eyes wide open, smiles on their faces, expecting something. Ibiki snorts and crosses his arm. No chocolate for him so no letter to read. It is not that he likes chocolate anyway so it shouldn’t matter… it shouldn’t… right? He has some time left, he can wait around for it to give her time to hand him some. He nods and folds his arms over each other.
“Good,” Tsunade-sama says. “Well, everybody. Open your packages and see of you got a Golden Ticket!” She shakes her head.
Paper is ripped and thrown to the ground. Whispers fill the Mission Room and Ibiki frowns. What was that about Golden Tickets? He glances at the nearest Shinobi with a package, Iruka. The man is holding his chocolate in his hands, staring at it with wide open eyes. His hands are shaking and he looks up. “I got it!” There is a smile on his lips and his eyes are beaming.
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Iruka is giddy. There is no other word to describe it. Giddy. He got the Golden Ticket. That means that… He grabs his letter and reads the words again. He got the Golden Ticket. That means that he won the kiss. And the weekend at the Onsen. A weekend off. This couldn’t get any better.
He blinks and stares at Morino Ibiki. The man who delivered the letter and the package. That is the one he is going to kiss, right? Iruka glances at the Hokage, who claps her hands together. “We have to wait for the other winner to come forth and then you can collect your prize,” she says.
“Yoh.”
Every Shinobi in the room turns towards the door.
Hatake Kakashi is standing there, holding his Golden Ticket up high for everybody to see. “I am the other winner.” He nods at the Shinobi present. A collective gasp goes through the surrounding Shinobi.
The Hokage nods, claps again and gestures towards the middle of the room. “Kiss,” she says. “Here in the middle of the room. Everybody should see it.”
Iruka shuts his eyes and nods to himself. A kiss from Morino. Something he wouldn’t even dare to dream of. Something that is happening right now. He opens his eyes and walks towards the Head of Interrogation. The man blinks and stares at him. Iruka smiles at him, stands on his tiptoes, places his hands on Morino-sama’s cheeks and draws him in for a kiss.
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“Is this what you had in mind?” Shizune asks Tsunade-sama as Umino Iruka kisses Morino Ibiki. The teacher takes his time, closing his eyes and pulling the Head of Interrogation closer towards his body.
The Hokage shakes her head. “No, not exactly.” She closes her mouth and blinks. “But this works for me as well.” She smiles widely and watches how Iruka takes a step back. The teacher is blushing madly and Morino is still blinking.
Hatake Kakashi steps forwards. Within seconds he is in front of the Head of Interrogation. “Don’t mind if I do,” he says. He leans forwards, pulls his mask down and captures Ibiki’s lips with his own. The crowd gasps. Kakashi’s hand sneaks lower over Ibiki’s back, stopping at his butt and squeezing a little bit.
“It really works for me,” Tsunade-sama says. She shares a look with Shizune and winks. “We have to let the Onsen know that there are three people coming instead of two.” She wiggles her eyebrows.
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Ibiki stares at Kakashi. He brings a hand to his lips and rubs over them, wondering what is going on. He averts his gaze towards Iruka and blinks. He closes his mouth and drops his hands, taking in a deep breath. He was just kissed. Twice. By Umino Iruka and Hatake Kakashi. Both of them. Lips on lip. Contact. He blinks.
“Well, that was the first part of the prize.” Tsunade-sama brings her hands together and steps forwards. “Next is the Onsen. You three both get to go to the Onsen. All the others: back to work.” She smiles and cocks her head. The other Shinobi slowly leave the room. Some are munching on their chocolate. Others are stealing glances at Ibiki.
Ibiki blinks, balls his fists and narrows his eyes. He has no idea what is happening to him or how he should react. His stomach feels giddy all of a sudden and his heart is racing. And he still has gotten no chocolate.
“Damn, so Iruka and Kakashi both won the kiss and the trip. I don’t think it is fair.” Ebisu crosses his arms. “I thought I had a chance.” He sneaks a peak at Ibiki.
“Having a bit of a crush on Ibiki, Ebisu?” Anko asks. She snorts and shakes her head. “I think they suit each other well. All three of them.” She clasps her hands together and nods towards Ibiki. “You may look innocent, but I know you know everything there is to know about everybody in this village. I bet you knew about this as well,” she says. She shows him the tip of her tongue and smirks. Ibiki swallows and narrows his eyes at her. She should know when to shut her mouth. She doesn’t know it, it seems. Something he should add to the list of things he knows about her.
Ebisu turns his head towards her. “You think so?” he asks. He cocks his head.
Anko shrugs. “Who knows.” She turns her head towards him and raises both her eyebrows. “This is Morino Ibiki we are talking about. He could have planned this.” She winks. “The chocolate, the kiss, the Onsen, the days off.”
Ibiki blinks and shakes his head. He did not plan this. Why in the world would he plan this? He has no idea.
“Seems we have some packing to do.” Kakashi walks towards Ibiki and throws and arm around his shoulders. “Really nice to make sure we get the weekend off.” He leans down and place his head on Ibiki’s shoulder. “I am going to enjoy it.” He takes his arm back, waves and jumps onto the windowsill. “Well, see you at the gate.”
Ibiki tenses up and stares at the window. He still has no idea what is going on. Kakashi is acting awfully friendly and familiar with him. There is a tug on his arm and Ibiki moves his face to the side.
“Thank you,” Iruka says. He smiles at him. “I don’t know how you knew, but then again, you are the Head of Interrogation and you know everything there is to know about everybody in this village, so you just know…” Iruka pull his hand back and uses it to scratch the scar on his nose. “I am really glad that you return my feelings. At least in some level. I don’t know why Kakashi joins us, but I know for sure you have your reasons for it.” Iruka takes a deep breath and nods. “I trust you completely. Even if this weekend is just a way to find out who you want, I am sure I will enjoy it.” He smiles and turns around, walking out of the Mission Room like any other, normal, Shinobi.
“Look at that,” Anko says. She steps towards Ibiki and shakes her head. “So you did plan all of this. What are you going to do?” She cocks her head and raises her eyebrows. “Are you going to compare them? See who fits your needs better? You are lucky that they are both considerate of you.” She shakes her head and sighs, placing one of her hands on his shoulders. “Well, I trust you not to toy with their hearts.” She rubs her hand over his shoulder and pulls back, turning around in a fluid motion and walking away.
Ibiki stares at her leaving back. He blinks and moves his gaze down to the floor. He still has no idea what is going on. He only knows that he feels uneasy.
“If you think they are not the ones for you, you can always come to me.” Ebisu shoves his dark glasses back in place and nods. “You know where to find me, in case that happens.” He turns around and walks out of the Mission Room.
Ibiki widens his eyes. He has to admit. He knows nothing at the moment.
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