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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking"
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Paring: Naruto x ?
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"I don't believe it! They banish me?! I bring Grandma Tsunade back to be the fifth hokage and they banish me! ... oh well, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, it was only a matter of time ... I'm glad I hid some supplies and a change of clothes in case something like this happened" said Naruto as he ran as fast as he could away from the village and towards his hidden things.
Naruto suddenly stopped when he sensed people coming "two people coming from Konoha ... feels like, Torune and Fu, Danzo's ROOT anbu and two people coming from the opposite direction ... feels like ... shit, it's Itachi and Kisame, damn I can't fool these guys with clones" he summoned a clone "go get my supplies" the clone nodded and left.
Naruto sat in a clearing and waited. He knew trying to out run these guys was a dumb idea. His best bet was to get them to confront each other and if his plan worked, they might just turn on each other and give him a chance to escape.
A kunai flew by and grazed his arm "found you, you're coming with us brat" said Kisame as he and Itachi entered the clearing
"Wrong, the kyuubi vessel is to come with us" said Torune as he and Fu entered the clearing.
"of course he would want Naruto ... a fight it is then" said Itachi
"HOLD IT!" they all look at Naruto "it wouldn't be a good idea to fight. After all a big fight will bring unwanted attention and that's something you don't need. Especially you two, Itachi, Kisame, Konoha might not give two shits about me, but do you think they will let those bounties on your heads slip through their greedy fingers and Torune, Fu the walking mummy does not need you to be seen. It might expose some things that he does not want exposed" the four ninja lower their weapons. Naruto, surprisingly, was right and clearly knows more then he lets on "so how about a contest of sorts instead, the one who wins I will go with and cause no trouble"
The ninja look at each and Kisame says "alright you have our attention brat, what's the contest?"
Naruto mentally smirks as he sensed that his clone got the supplies and was coming back "if I'm going to be brainwashed and turned into a mindless weapon I would want drop dead gorgeous partner, trust me, it will make the brainwashing easier, or if I'm going to be killed as a sacrifice … well, what more could a guy ask for than to have a sexy executioner ... so the contest is ... who's hotter, Itachi" holds up a series of pictures of a naked Itachi "or Torune" he holds up a series of pictures of a naked Torune. Torune and Itachi's jaws drop "so, who would like to help judge?"
"ME!" said Kisame and Fu
Naruto, Fu and Kisame sat in a circle and laid out the pictures.
"Damn brat, these pictures are good!" smirked Kisame
Fu said "I agree, but how did you get them? Wow, I didn't know about this birthmark-"
*BANG*BAM*
Naruto looked up and saw Kisame and Fu out cold on the ground. Standing over them were two very pissed off ninja, Itachi and Torune.
Itachi grabbed Naruto by the throat and slammed him up against a tree "who gave you those pictures?" hissed the Uchiha and Torune had his poisonous insects inch closer to Naruto, urging the blonde to answer the question.
"I took the pictures-" Itachi applied some pressure to Naruto's throat making him gag as a silent warning to tell the truth, but Naruto was looking past Itachi's shoulder "Hey, those are mine!" Itachi and Torune spun around and their killer intent went through the roof when they saw their partners cramming the pictures into their pockets.
The two infuriated ninja forgot about Naruto for the moment in favor of beating the living daylights out of their partners.
Once the beating was over they a heard someone give them a wolf whistle. They turned and saw Naruto smirking at them "that was the hottest thing I've ever seen"
"a clone? But I didn't sense any chakra. When did he make you?" asked Torune
The clone shrugged "boss made me when he sensed you guys coming"
Itachi raised an eyebrow "he sensed us coming?"
"just because he walked like a deadlast and squawked like a deadlast, doesn't mean he was a deadlast. Deceit, after all, is a ninja's greatest weapon, right? Wait, you guys know this concept better than anyone, especially with what really happened before the Uchiha massacre … what's the phrase I'm looking for … ah yes, coup da ta, and tell me Torune did that brainwashing really take effect or did the old man help you fight it"
The thought that crossed both their minds was (shit! He knows we're spies!)
The clone grinned "you two are the cutest spies, well the boss is safe now so I better go"
*poof*
Itachi and Torune looked at each other and then at their bloody and bruised partners.
"I'll erase their memories with my sharingan, but we should think of a believable story" said as he started to erase Kisame and Fu's memories.
Torune started gathering all of the pictures "we could say we did find Naruto, but he tapped into the nine tails power and released a blast of power and got away ... my insects could protect me"
Itachi nodded as he finished destroying Kisame and Fu's memories "Susanoo could protect me, but Kisame and Fu don't have protection which why they would get so badly injured ... do you have all of those pictures?" Torune nodded "good, lets burn them"
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Somewhere on the border between Fire and Wind was our favorite blonde.
"I may not be a seal master, but I learned enough from Jiji's library to make a teleport seal" Naruto became sad at the thought of his beloved grandfather figure who only recently passed away during the Sand and Sound invasion. Naruto shook his head "No time for moping, I should get moving" he took out some ink from the supply scroll and made a storage seal on his wrist and put the scroll into it.
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Jiraiya slipped back into Konoha with a smile on his face "I can't wait, I can finally get start training Naruto" he slipped into the hokage's office "hey Tsunade, is Naruto ready to start- ... Tsunade why are you crying? What's wrong?"
"he's gone, Jiraiya, he's gone" wailed Tsunade as tears streamed down her face.
"who's gone? Tsunade calm down and tell me what happened."
The blonde took a deep breath to steady herself "When I got back I went to heal Sasuke and Rock Lee like I promised, but while I was gone the council set up Naruto. They found a loophole and called a vote, 12 to 1, they all voted against me and banished my baby" Tsunade started crying again.
"What! Those fucking bastards! ... Oh no that means his name was removed from the Toad contract! Gamabunta isn't going to be happy! Tsunade, it's ok, don't cry, I will find him, ok. So don't worry" with that Jiraiya left to find Naruto ... hopefully before someone else does.
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Naruto traveled until he came to a swamp half way between Leaf and Sand. He stopped on a boulder and pulled out the green scroll labeled 'Supplies' from the seal on his wrist. He unsealed some food from the scroll and ate it.
"I can't be found again ... hell, it was only luck I got away from Itachi and the others" he said while eating. He removed the scroll and took out a long sleeved black muscle shirt, pair of dark brown steel toed combat boots, a pair of dark brown gloves and a pair of dark brown cargo pants. He put the scroll away and put on the clothes. He took off Tsunade's necklace and wrapped it around his wrist and hid it with the cuff of the glove. Then he burned his old clothes and dumped the ashes into the water.
"who are you and what are you doing in my swamp, boy?"
Naruto spun around and came face to face with a sexy full figured woman with long black hair and deep tanned skin wearing a short red dress "I'm sorry I didn't know anyone lived here. I'll just leave-"
The woman saw the ashes in the water and screamed "HOW DARE YOU THROW THINGS INTO MY SWAMP! THIS PLACE IS DELICATE! ONE WRONG MOVE COULD DESTROY A POTION!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow (Potion? This woman is a little crazy and why didn't I sense her? Well, crazy or not I should make it up to her.) "please calm down. I honestly didn't know anyone lived here. Is there something I can do for you to make it up to you?"
The woman considered Naruto's offer and nodded "there is something you can do, follow me."
Naruto followed the woman to a run down cottage and they went inside. The place was even creepier inside. There were shelves filled with things like skulls, shrunken heads and bottles that contained organs, teeth, animal parts, and a dead baby.
The woman pulled out some paper and started writing "you will go to each of these places and find the items listed and don't try to mix things up, scales from one place or species are not the same as another and take this" she gave him a video camera "you'll need it to get the item 'pics' which is Yaoi footage, but I wrote it as 'pics' so no will think you're a pervert. You have three months per place"
She gave Naruto the papers "oooook, that would be considered inappropriate for any other eleven year old, but I'm not a normal 11 year old ... no problem I'll find them, you have my word"
"that's good, how about we shake on it" Naruto shook her hand and twitched when he felt a spark of static. He didn't see the woman smirk at that.
He looked through the papers "I don't know where these places are, how do I get there?"
"like this" she snapped her fingers and a white spiraling vortex opened up. Naruto screamed as he was sucked up into the vortex and sent hurtling to some unknown destination.
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