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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28018 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments;
Pairing: Harem - Naruto x OC /
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There was a large mob of angry villagers and ninja surrounding a small apartment that was on fire.
"DIE DEMON SCUM!" screamed a villager
"the demon can't get out right?" asked another villager
one ninja smirked "no way, we sealed him inside this time. He won't get out"
"ha good, let the demon burn"
*hiss*crackle*pop*hiss*snap*sizzle*crack* were the sounds given off by the big pile of burnt debris after burning for an hour. The mob broke apart and went their separate ways. No one saw a small soot covered mouse scramble out of the debris and scurry away.
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In the Sarutobi compound Hiruzen and Danzo were enjoying cup of tea and a game of chess.
"ahh what a lovely day" said Sarutobi
Danzo hummed in agreement as he sacrificed his pawn "it's hard to believe Naruto has been a member of my ROOT division for 7 years now and it has nothing to do with those bloodlines"
"that's right, he tries not to use his bloodlines during his missions so he won't become dependent on them ... you know Orochimaru still feels bad about that, right?"
Danzo sighed "I know, he asked me to run background checks again which is a good practice anyway, but he's clearly still freaked out about what happened to Naruto when he was 8 ... he shouldn't blame himself though, no one could've known that that nutcase scientist would make his lab air tight so he could gas and abducted Naruto so he could use him as a subject in his sick experiments ... I think finding Naruto floating in that large capsule was the scariest thing i've seen ... "
Hiruzen nodded "for me to and Naruto would be dead if Orochimaru didn't stablize him in time ... at least one good thing came from that, those bloodlines are impressive"
"which one do you think is more impressive, The Ghost bloodline a bloodline that allows Naruto to faze through solid objects and turn invisible or Mimic, a bloodline that gives Naruto the ability see when someone has a bloodline and if he wants he can copy it or turn it off or destroy it or The Shifter a bloodline that gives you the actual ability to shape shift using either a sample of DNA as blueprint or his imagination to change into whatever he wants with chakra and calories as the only limitations?"
Hiruzen chuckled "they are all incredible so it's hard to chose ... you know, i think it's not the bloodlines at all that impress me, but how Naruto handles them. i mean he has all these bloodlines and has yet to become arrogant like most people would with only one bloodline"
Just then Orochimaru entered the house carrying a stack of papers.
"hey Danzo, Father I have the reports for all experiments here ... umm Danzo are you sure all of these scientists are ... sane?"
/AC: Hurizen Sarutobi adopted Orochimaru when his parents died, which is way he calls Sarutobi, father. Orochimaru then adopted Naruto;
Danzo chuckled "yes, Orochimaru, my ROOT anbu investigated each one, they're all clean"
"squeak squeak" Danzo, Hiruzen, and Orochimaru all turned to see a small black mouse bounding toward them leaving a trail of soot behind him. They knew who it was.
"you better wash those paws before you come inside Naruto" the mouse skidded to a stop at Hiruzen's comment and checked his paws. He gave a shocked squeak when he saw that he was covered in soot and ash and he quickly scurried over to the small pond on the Sarutobi property and with a little *plop* jumped in. There was something hysterical about a mouse doing the butterfly stroke.
mouse/Naruto hopped out of the water shook off the excess. Suddenly the mouse went from a tiny mouse to a 6' 3" tall blue eyed blonde 17 year old boy in a neon orange jumpsuit.
Naruto sheepishly scratched the whisker marks on his cheek "sorry about that Jiji, today was the annual burning of the Demon's Dwelling" Sarutobi and Danzo frowned at that, they hated the way boy they considered a grandson was treated.
Orochimaru rolled his eyes "don't those stupid villagers get bored? Good thing they haven't figured out that your apartments are only decoys and not where you live" he said as he set his papers down on the coffee table and gave Naruto a hug.
Danzo pulled out a scroll from his yukata and gave it to Naruto "here this mission will get you away for a while. Just leave a clone to take your place at the academy like always"
Naruto took the scroll and read it "SWEET! An Espionage mission and it's in … NEW YORK! Cool, I better pack and get out of this god awful jumpsuit! Thank you Opa!" and the secret ROOT anbu ran upstairs.
/AC: Opa – german term for Grandpa – in this story Danzo is german. He was found near a shipwreck after a bad storm as a child and was taken to the newly built village called Konoha where he stayed. Though young, Danzo knew a lot about the places beyond the elemental nations and it's because of him that Konoha was the first ninja village to take missions in foreign countries in the form of the ROOT anbu division ... I was bored ... watching a WW2 documentary ... so yeah;
Orochimaru chuckled "you know you spoil him right?" The snake nin teased
"that's what grandfathers are for " said Danzo
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Naruto was all packed and was about to go to the airport.
Orochimaru was fussing "Be safe. Remember to check in once get to airport ... and when you land ... and when you reach the hotel and -"
Naruto cut him off with a hug "I know Dad I will check in as much as possible, promise" he gave Orochimaru a kiss on the cheek "bye Jiji" give Sarutobi a hug "bye Opa" gives Danzo a hug.
Just before Naruto leaves he says "Oh and Dad don't let Scarface keep you up all night" Naruto laughed as he ducked a kunai, which was thrown by a red faced snake sannin, and vanished in a smokeless, sealless, leafless body flicker.
The flight was uneventful and Naruto was able to find a good hotel for the next 5 nights. Naruto was able to find his target in only a couple hours and kept tabs on him with clones until any evidence of illegal activity comes up, which is what he was hired to find.
At first he thought it was a regular 'spy on a corrupt business man' kind of mission, but then he noticed the body guards.
Both were S ranked ninja in the Bingo book. If this guy was in league with ninja this could be a problem.
As Naruto was siting at a local café, planning on how to bypass his targets guards, he got the memories from one of his clones. His target just got airplane tickets. One way tickets to a place with no extradition treaty. Also, the man was helping finance a group of ninja called the Akatsuki. Naruto knew this demon container hunting group all to well.
No one noticed him summon a small teacup sized chameleon to his side and whisper what he just learned to it. The little chameleon disappeared in a puff of smoke to tell Danzo this information.
Just before Naruto left the café he saw a family of six stop for ice cream in the shop across the street. Naruto smiled, he knew his Jiji would get a kick out of the family since they reminded him of people who died long ago. So he sent a clone with a camera seal to follow the family.
2 hours later, while Naruto is sitting on his hotel bed, he got word from Danzo. The mission has changed from espionage to assassination.
Less than an hour later the target was dead do to a 'mix up' of medication and the police came across a large amount of evidence, conveniently placed on his laptop, linking him to many crimes. No one noticed the blonde teen watching from a distance.
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Naruto was in his hotel room listening to the news report of his victim's death when he remembered the clone he sent after the family. He told the clone to come back through the mental link. Ten minutes later the clone was in the hotel room.
"here you go boss" said the clone as he handed the camera seal to Naruto. Naruto transferred the camera seal to a DVD format and the clone dispelled himself.
Naruto's eyes widened as he started getting his clone's memories.
"what" he muttered in disbelief
"What?!" he yelled in dis belief as he received more memories
"WWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!" he screamed
He fell to his knees stunned at what he learned and whispered in a weak hushed voice "why?"
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