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Bunny Business	By : LadyPerv Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1907 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own "Naruto". I don't own any characters in "Naruto". I don't make any money writing this.

Chapter List
- 1-Bunny Business
- 2-Post Diagnosis
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Hello, thanks for thinking about reading my story. This one came to be in a moment of fuzzy daydreaming, I hope you’ll enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. It’s definitely OOC. This is supposed to be a humorous, light and fluffy story .

Alas enjoy and please review.
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke haven’t had much time to themselves but the time has finally come where they both miraculously have time off and can go on a vacation to the tropics. So why doesn’t Sasuke want to go outside? Or take of his hood and cloak? And is he looking a bit feverish? Naruto thinks he knows a remedy.

Warnings: this is (obviously) a Yaoi fanfiction, which means males getting hot and heavy together. If this isn’t your cup of tea, well I urge you click away.
This chapter is the warm up, there is No Sex until chapter 2.
Diagnosis
It had been a long hard couple of months since Sasuke and Naruto returned to the village. After taking down big cooperate badies they rarely had time together, though that didn’t stop their yearning hearts, and even the Uchiha had to admit that this long absence made him fonder of the blond bundle of joy he never saw as of late. But duty was duty and nothing could be done as long as their professional services were required.
They both worked for the government you see and while Sasuke had the Uchiha cooperation to run with Itachi he still did work as an inspector or forensic accountant or plan out right cooperate espionage. Naruto on the other had solely worked for good old, Aunty Tsunade, the head of the village government. He was more of a hound sniffing out corruption and then reshuffling personnel, he was always a people person. Either way they were both pretty busy. So when Naruto returned to the village to give his report and receive his next assignment he was overjoyed to find that he had not one or two days off but an entire month’s vacation. He didn’t think too deeply on the reasoning behind it, he would just count his blessings and plan that vacation he had always dreamed of taking with Sasuke.
Meanwhile Sasuke had an audience with Aunty Tsunade herself. They were in the restricted area of the hospital and Sasuke much to his disdain was the patient strapped to the sterile bed.
His black spiky hair was as shiny as ever, his pale skin was practically glowing and he’d only felt more energized when he had trained for marathons. So he was utterly pissed off to come to after an accident to be chained to the hospital bed. He tensed his well-honed muscles and thought back. It was the end of his assignment as per request he infiltrated Orochimaru Holdings to find evidence of unethical animal testing. And there had been plenty and he had recorded, uploaded and delivered the information while waiting on the extraction team. The extraction team had never come and Sasuke had to find his own way out or risk being taken by Orochimaru himself and he wasn’t letting that happen.
So he gathered what he could from the experimental equipment and created a small scale bomb, thankful hanging out with Deidara hadn’t all been a waste of time he had thought smugly. He detonated the bomb and was well on his way when he was confronted by Orochimaru. Sasuke charged at him, he had to get passed him to the exit he had just blasted, but in the smoke filled room he missed one vital thing. The glimmer of a metal needle was unseen by the cooperate spy and just as he passed Orochimaru he was stabbed and injected with a serum. Sasuke had continued sprinting passed Orochimaru, he didn’t feel a thing, and was out of sight within seconds. He met at the default rendezvous point where he was apologized to profusely by Shikamaru’s assistant, the great tactician had failed to mention that the extraction team would be illogical and too expensive and so all this happened. But why would he complain, he got the job done, he always got the job done. And Sasuke was satisfied glaring daggers at the assistant who was still begging for his forgiveness and looked absolutely pathetic. Maybe Shikamaru knew seeing another grovel so willingly at his feet would pacify the Uchiha.
Sasuke eventually gave a “Hmph” and was about on his way when the world started fading black. Then he woke up in the hospital with Tsunade at his left and a shit load of monitoring equipment on his right.
Blinking back through the confusion Sasuke glowered. “Come again.” He all but demanded of the head of state.
“There is no easy way of telling you this but,” she paused and Sasuke was even more irritated this old hag was totally stalling, “You got hit by some type of animal serum. We found a small injection sight between the neck and shoulder. Sakura is running analysis now.”
“Then why am I in restraints!” He exclaimed. How dare they strap him down like some lab rat! How dare they!
“Its just a precaution.” Tusnade said calmly. “We didn’t know the full extent to which the serum would affect you.”
“Didn’t? SO you know now.” Sasuke narrowed his gaze and shot a death glare at her demanding his unasked question be answered or so help him he would kill everyone who had a hand in getting him strapped to the bed. Tsuande flinched for a couple seconds but was saved when Sakura unlocked and opened the door.
The pink haired girl had grown up. She out grew he petty rivalry with the blonde beauty queen Ino and she had out grown her love for Sasuke. Though it was clear she had a type when she introduced a sharp military man called Sai as her finance. And even though she was the grown up head of medical research in the village didn’t mean she wasn’t still looking out for her old childhood classmates.
At the moment she stifled the biggest laugh ever, as she looked at Sasuke. “Well Sasuke, my dear old pal.” Sasuke shot her a stare that could easily turn people to stone. “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
Sasuke remained silent and unmoving. “Just get on with it.”
“Well the good news is there should be no long term effects to your condition.” Sasuke and tsunade both sighed relieved. “The serum should be fully metabolized and out of your system within a month’s time. Until then though I cannot let you go back to your active profession. I know bed rest for a month is impossible so I’ve decided to give you a mandatory sick leave for the month.”
Sasuke was going to complain but then thought better of it. No use working himself like a dog, maybe he’d be able to spend time with the dobe. “Fine, I’ll agree to those terms but I have a condition.” Tsunade sighed, she wasn’t drunk enough for this, but she should have known Sasuke would try to negotiate, damned business men!
“What is it you want?”
“Give Naruto the same time off.” He said. And looked away from tsunade’s clearly surprised gaze, Sakura blushed silently in the corner.
Tsunade laughed this time. “That shouldn’t be too hard to organize; you’ve got yourself a deal.” She smiled broadly and stood up to leave not before whispering something to Sakura that Sasuke couldn’t make out. “Good luck Sasuke!” She said as she left.
“When can I get out of these.” Sasuke said gesturing to the leather straps against his body.
Sakura leaned forward to the buckles. “I don’t know I think leather’s a good look on you.” She winked playfully.
Sasuke “Hn’ed” her comment. He wasn’t about to discuss his sex life with the girl who had wanted to be part of it, even if that was the past.
“Sasuke I’m your doctor as of now, complain all you want later but you have to discuss these things with me you know.” She said getting the last few buckles released. “Actually that’s something I didn’t want to mention in front of Obasan.” Sakura picked up her medical chart and handed it to Sasuke. Though he wasn’t a medical personnel he could still get the gist of things. “Sasuke it’s one of the side effects of the serum. It looks like your sex pheromones, sperm count, endorphins and sex hormones, basically your entire sex drive is through the roof.” She giggled. “I figured you thought so too when you asked for time off for your lover too.”
Sasuke gaped, too shocked to say anything. Too embarrassed to be upset immediately as well. He was just shocked into silence as he read the analysis Sakura had given him. Numbers didn’t lie. Sakura murmured something about not checking out yet and that she’d be right back. Sasuke was to unsettled to even thing about escaping.
What seemed like minutes later but was in fact hours later Sakura returned with three large pink gift bags. They all read “Inner Demons” It was the name of her sex shop, Sakura never admitted to owning it but it was pretty obvious when the bag was that shade of pink.
“Now don’t get shocked Sasuke. In the next few days and weeks whatever your body goes through will pass. It’s important not to fight the urges that you’re going to have. It will only intensify your sex drive. Hey Sasuke are you listening?” He nodded to her. So she continued. “As your doctor and friend I’ve bought you some things to help out. It’s on the house just use them well.” Sakura handed him the three bags and then tossed a hooded cloak. It was dark blue, almost black and it was a heavy synthetic material that felt kind of like silk.
“Make sure to call me if you have any medical questions.” She said finally taking her clip board back from Sasuke. “Well good luck.” And with that she vanished.
Sasuke looked inside the three pink bags. Was this that demented doctor’s idea of a joke? The first bag was all leather and metal. There were leather straps, metal bars, something that looked like a face mask, several whips, paddles, handcuffs; Sasuke closed the bag quickly. His imagination was already wondering dangerously. He opened the second bag, there was an array of dildos some that looked like human penises some that just didn’t, then some with straps and some without, then two glass cups that if Sasuke didn’t know any better he’d think were suction cups, a flesh light, a pink cock sleeve, some anal beads, there were clamps connected to chains and collars with chains. Sasuke was getting a little dizzy, the blood rushing from his head. Shakily he looked to the last bag. The last bag was full of clothes. All sorts of sexy outfits, there was a French maid’s get up, a nurse’s outfit, a sailer uniform, a woman’s bikini, a cloth harness and lastly a very delicate and pretty white and black bunny suit. Off all the outfits why a bunny suit?
Sasuke stifled a shaky breath. Was he really getting horny just looking at the ‘gifts’ Sakura left for him. Without thinking his hand drifted to his crotch, he was practically half hard. Dare god what was happening!!
Steeling himself, he climbed out of bed and he walked quickly to the half bathroom. He decided to douse his face in cold water to wake himself up. He splashed it repeatedly over his face not caring if it got into his hair or ears. Basically your sex drive is through the roof. Its only one of the side effects. Sasuke froze, an increased level of horniness, check. What were the other side effects? He thought to what Tsunade had said, injected with an animal serum. Sasuke shook his head. It was staring right at him. He grabbed a towel to dry off, he began rubbing his face, ruffling his hear and patting down his large white floppy… ears.
“HUH?!!!!!!” He all but screamed. Animal serum, horniness, a bunny suit! Holy shit!! He had bunny ears and, he reached his hand tentatively down his back and round the plump curve of his ass until his fingers stroked a fluffly patch that could only be.. “A tail?”
Oh kami-sama, he was half bunny for a month!!.
So that was the warm up the next chapter should be interesting huh (sex included)

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