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Monkey Business	By : katsuyo Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1145 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Characters. I don't make a red cent from my fan fiction.

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Author's Note: I wrote this for the Reader's Appreciation Fan art Challenge over on Y! Gallery.

I got the image with Naruto and Sai eating bananas and this is what the muse came up with.

No porn...more of a slice of life moment.

This story can be read alone or treated as a prequel story to “Discipline”.

A sentence in italics denotes the private thoughts of a character.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the characters. I don't make a red cent off this.

Monkey Business

Naruto tossed his keys onto the table, rushed into the kitchen and snatched open the fridge, looking at the contents with a frown before finally reaching in and pulling out the orange juice.

It was always lean pickings two days before his next pay check but Sai had promised to pick up peanut butter, bread and milk on the way home from work.

Naruto peered into the fridge once more...hoping that there was something...anything he could eat - preferably something he didn't need to cook.

Sai was the more culinary gifted of them and didn't mind cooking for two if Naruto didn't mind helping out with groceries.

There was next to nothing in there.

A few packets of soy sauce in the condiments tray, half a bottle of ketchup, the orange juice and half an onion.

It was pretty sad at best.

Naruto sighed, dropping down to his haunches and opening up the drawers that he had seen Sai stash food into from time to time, usually the day after they both got paid and they could actually afford to do a big grocery shop.

Not that he and Sai made a lot of money but between them, they managed to eat fairly decently and still pay the bills.

Naruto looked at the contents of the first drawer and was surprised to find a couple of potatoes and a small green pepper.

At least that took care of what they were having for dinner...

The blonde closed the drawer, his stomach letting out an angry gurgle as he reached for the second crisper drawer.

He was hoping that there was something in here before he broke down and raided the pantry.

Sai would kill him if he ate the rest of the cookies and not share them.

Naruto chuckled as he recalled Sai wanting to stab his eyes out with a paint brush.

Blue eyes widened in appreciation when he saw the small bunch of bananas sitting there.

Thank god.

Naruto pulled the bunch out and closed the drawer.

He pulled off one and put the rest onto the table, quickly dealing with the peel and sliding half the length into his mouth before biting down with a sigh and closed his eyes, slowly chewing the fruit.

“Well, no wonder you are single...if you eat them like that.” murmured a dry voice from the doorway.

Naruto cracked open one eye lid and saw his room mate standing there with two bags of groceries in his hands.

“Shit...let me help you.” replied Naruto, wrapping the peel over the remaining part of the banana, placing it on the counter.

“Sai...where did you get all this? We only had 30 bucks until payday.” murmured Naruto, peeking inside one of the bags and noticed the chunk of good cheese as well as the large loaf of french bread.

A blonde brow quirked as he watched his room mate uncharacteristically blush and avert his dark eyes.

“Ahhh. Well, next time you see him, tell him thanks from me.” returned Naruto, his face going red in embarrassment.

“Yeah...I will.” muttered Sai with a relieved smile as he handed over a bag and followed Naruto into the kitchen.

Naruto had known a long time ago that Sai wasn't one for traditional relationships but he never pried whenever the man came home early in the morning with fresh ligature marks on his wrist and a tired but satisfied smile on his face.

Whoever the man was, made his friend happy and was clearly concerned about his welfare...so he was going to continue to respect Sai's privacy and not ask.

He had asked Sai once if it was serious between him and the man, only for him to badly wish he hadn't asked at all when he had seen that look on Sai's face before his room mate had replied in a sad voice, “It's complicated.”

Naruto carefully put the bag on their small kitchen table as he heard Sai move past him and place his bag onto the counter next to the bananas and his own half eaten snack.

It was none of his business – this situation between Sai and his man, but when he did things like this for them, it was hard not to like him.

Naruto silently unpacked the grocery bag, marveling at the food as he handed it over to Sai to load into the fridge.

The man was generous with Sai and obviously cared that they ate the good stuff.

“What do you want to eat tonight? We have steak, chicken, salmon, ground beef and turkey.” asked Sai as he methodically stacked cheese, milk, butter and eggs into the refrigerator.

“Um...salmon sounds good, Sai...thanks.” countered Naruto, glancing over in time to see the fleeting look of sadness on his friend's face.

“I can finish putting the rest of the groceries in the pantry, so you can finish chewing on your banana.” murmured Sai, closing the fridge and working on the bag sitting on the counter.

“Jerk wad.” muttered Naruto with a smile as he handed Sai a bag of organic rice.

“Eat your banana, dick-less. I will start dinner shortly.” replied Sai with a smile before opening the pantry.

“Fuck you, small-dick. You wish you had mad banana eating skillz like I do.” bragged Naruto with a smirk, knowing that Sai would have a snappy come back to his outrageous comment.

“Dick-less. If you sucked cock like you eat a banana, you would be better off liking pussy.” retorted Sai, putting away beans and cereal.

Blue eyes widened at Sai's insult before he picked up a tea towel and threw it at the back of Sai's head.

“Piss on you, Sai.” growled Naruto with a frown.

“I thought you didn't do kinky, Naruto.” countered Sai with a smile over his shoulder.

Naruto shook his head and started laughing, relieved that Sai was back to his usual blunt, tackless self.

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Naruto turned off the light in the kitchen and walked into the small living room, sitting down next to Sai with a sigh.

“So, what is wrong with my banana eating technique? Dude, the cooking channel...again? Are you sure nothing is bothering you?” asked Naruto, picking up the remote and checking the guide before returning it back to the program Sai was watching.

“You won't get a man if you eat a banana like that. Yes, we're watching the cooking channel – again. Cupcake Wars is on and I haven't seen this episode. And, no...nothing is bothering me.” replied Sai with a smile and then turned back to watch the television.

Naruto bit the inside of his cheek to stop himself from laughing.

Sai never showed any hesitation in his replies, except when he was lying and boy, was he lying through his ass about being okay.

“Since you won't tell me what is bothering you...why don't you show me what is wrong with the way I eat a banana?” countered Naruto with a knowing smile and a quirked eyebrow, daring his friend to tell him to fuck off.

Sai turned his head, his smile bright but his eyes sad, staring back at Naruto grinning like a mad man back at him.

“Fine. I will show you but we are watching cupcake wars tomorrow night when they replay this episode.” returned Sai, clicking off the television and getting up with a sigh.

Sai returned to the living room with two bananas, tossing one over to Naruto.

“Just like opening a man's pants, you take your time pulling down the peel. You shouldn't be in a rush to get to the main event.” instructed Sai, sitting down next Naruto and carefully peeling a portion of the skin.

“You do when you're hungry.” retorted Naruto, earning a cuff to the back of the head from his room mate.

“Pay attention...since you are clearly out of practice, dick-less. If you rush removing the peel, you risk damaging the soft fruit underneath the surface.” continued Sai, peeling down the last portion, ignoring Naruto calling him a small-dick abusing bastard.

“You take small bites, savoring the fruit as it softens and then slides down the back of your throat and then swallow. You don't eat it like a $20 hooker doing her last trick for the night.” murmured Sai, pressing the tip of the banana against his slightly open lips before slipping in the top and neatly biting off a piece.

Naruto watched transfixed as Sai simultaneously insulted and turned him on.

“You try it.”

Naruto shrugged and carefully pulled back the peel, privately impressed that the tip wasn't mashed when he followed Sai's method.

“See...it's not damaged. Just like the tip of a cock, the tip is just as sensitive.” murmured Sai with a smile, giving the side of his banana a lick.

“Okay, so it's not mashed...big deal. I do not eat my banana like-like a...” spluttered Naruto, finally succeeding in pulling back the skin.

“Yes, you do, dick-less. You eat it like a truck-stop whore. You push it down your throat as quick as possible so you can get it over and done with. Now, stop stalling and bite off the tip like I showed you.” replied Sai calmly, giving the side of the banana another teasing lick.

“Frigging crude bastard...” grumbled Naruto under his breath as he mimicked Sai's actions and bit off just the tip.

“Well, it tastes better when you're not rushing it right?” returned Sai with satisfaction, watching the surprise on Naruto's face.

Naruto swallowed and nodded.

“Yeah...I thought you were being a smart ass but you're right. It tastes better when I eat it this way.” admitted Naruto, more than a little taken aback by that revelation.

Sai took another bite of his banana and chewed.

“Hey, small-dick...where did you learn to eat a banana like this? I mean...it's not something you see on Logo or the cooking channel.” asked Naruto, tilting his head to one side as he took another bite of his banana.

Naruto frowned as he watched Sai swallow nervously, blush and then reply softly, “M-my...the guy I see...he showed me how he wanted me to...service him on a banana.”

Naruto blinked and then blinked again.

“W-wait...you're telling me...t-that...um...he got you to...ahh..go down on a piece of fruit?” countered Naruto, not bothering to hide his disbelief as he crossed his legs.

Sai chuckled and nodded, turning and giving Naruto a smile.

“Yes. The first time we met. He wasn't convinced I was skilled enough for him, so he spent the night retraining me.” murmured Sai, the smile reaching his dark eyes.

Naruto swallowed and closed his eyes, willing his cock to settle down.

“I know I am going to regret asking this later but how many bananas did you eat before he was satisfied that you were properly re-trained?” asked Naruto, already feeling his face turn bright red in anticipation of Sai's reply.

“Four. Then he fucked my face twice before he allowed me to come.” returned Sai matter of factly, taking another nibble of his banana.

Naruto felt the chunk of banana lodge in his throat before he forced the piece down.

“Jesus. He's a real kinky bastard. You're not going to make me eat three more bananas and then come down my throat, are you?” exclaimed Naruto, pulling away from his friend in horror.

Sai laughed and shook his head.

“No. I'm not attracted to you in that way, dick-less. That's why we get along so well. We're both the same.” replied Sai with another genuine smile.

“Duh. I know we're both bottoms...baka.” returned Naruto with a roll of his eyes.

“No...not that. We're both submissive.” countered Sai, all humor wiped from his face.

Naruto stared at his friend, the banana suspended between his open lips before he finally bit down on the fruit and chewed.

“I don't know about that and I am not game enough to try.” replied Naruto quietly.

“Naruto, if you met the right man...would you try it then?” countered Sai, taking a bite of his banana.

Naruto looked at his room mate for a few moments while he contemplated Sai's question.

“If and that's a big if...he would have to be a special guy for me to want to trust to do all that kinky shit to me.” replied Naruto finally, pulling back the peel and pushing the last of the banana into his mouth.

“You can always meet me down at one of the clubs...” began Sai, only to stop when he saw Naruto shake his head in the negative.

“No...nuh. Not happening, Sai. The only way you would get me down to one of those places you enjoy hanging out in is to force me.” returned Naruto, flicking his empty peel as his room mate.

Sai caught the flying banana skin neatly in one hand as he pushed the remainder of his banana into his mouth and swallowed.

Naruto blinked in disbelief as he watched Sai demolish half a banana before chuckling evilly.

“Good lord, Sai. I think you just finished off that banana like a truck stop whore.” teased Naruto, not surprised when Sai tossed his peel at his face and threatened to bust his balls.

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