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Nothing Like Bonding Over Porno!	By : PrinceofPervs Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 5979 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Nothing like Bonding over Porno
Written by: PrinceofPervs (AKA: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR)
Summary: Tsunade makes our favorite Male Genin, (plus Gaara and Kankuro) have a movie night over at Sasuke's house, to increase friendship. But what if Naruto picks up the wrong movie at the store? All except for Kankuro are 12 to 13.

"Whose idiotic idea was this again?" Sasuke said as his eyebrow twiched for what seemed like the 10th time that night.
"I already told you, Uchiha. Hokage-sama put this night together so that we could build up trust and friendship. So why do you keep asking?" Neji said, annoyed.
"Because I refuse to believe that our so-called 'Leader' would come up with an idea as dumb as this one," Sasuke scoffed.
"Why are YOU complaining? I could be out watching the clouds right now. Tch, Troublesome..." Shikamaru said laying on the floor, back first.
"If anyone has the right to complain, it should be me and Gaara! Just because you Konoha-Nin are screwing up doesn't mean that WE should suffer!" Kankuro groaned. Gaara didn't say anything.
"Oh come on, guys! We should make the best of this! After all, what's better than a group of dudes hanging out, and just kicking back?" Kiba said, leaning back against the couch. Akamaru barked in agreeement.
"I agree! Besides, I brought snacks for the movie!" Chouji said, sitting next to a huge mountain of food and drinks. "Anyone want some?"
All the guys murmured a 'Thanks, Chouji', while grabbing some popcorn, candy and soda.
"Yes, it always feels good to be among friends, no matter what we're doing!" Lee cheered, sitting crosslegged on the floor.
"That may be good for you. But why do we have to do it in MY house?" The Uchiha sighed.
"Because it was the only house big enough," Shino answered, taking a bite out of a Butterfinger.
"Yes. Plus, it's a well known fact that Emo-sama had gotten a new plasma screen T.V." Sai said, drinking some soda pop.
"I told you not to call me that, CLONE," Sasuke snarled in Sai's direction.
"Anyway, where's Naruto at? I know that he wouldn't want to miss this," Kiba wondered.
"The dobe was charged by Tsunade-sama with the task of renting the movie that we'll be watching," Sasuke said with a wave of his hand.
"NARUTO'S picking the movie? So much for a quiet night..." Shikamaru groaned.
"Don't fret! I'm sure that Naruto-kun will come through with an action packed-yet soundly quiet movie!" Lee reassured his friend.
"Not likely!" Kankuro snickered.

Naruto was currently at the local Movie Store, browsing all of the different titles.
"Hm...Konohina James...Shinobi, where's my Kunai...Sasuke the Uchiha...wait, what the hell?" Naruto said, staring at the last one. "...Never mind. Where the hell is Immortal Winners? That's my favorite movie!"
Naruto, tired of looking, went up to the counter, and asked the rather plain looking clerk, "Hey, do you still have the movie Immortal Winners?"
"Sorry, I'm afraid not," The clerk said, not looking very sorry at all. "But I have a suggestion. How about this movie instead?"
The Clerk handed Naruto the movie. There was no picture on it, but the title was clear. It was called, "School of Darkness".
"School of Darkness? What type of movie is that?" Naruto said, making a face.
"That's not important. What's important is that it has even MORE action then Immortal Winners!" The Clerk said.
"Impossible! NO movie has more action than Immortal Winners!" Naruto said, shaking his head.
"Oh, trust me, this does. Although it's action of a...different sort...it has much more of it than the other movie!" The Clerk chuckled with a perverted look on his face, that was completely missed by Naruto.
"Humph. I'll take it then," Naruto grumbled. "How much?"
"Oh, for you, it's free!" The clerk said. "Just be sure to show it to as many of your young friends as you can!"
"Wow, thanks!" Naruto said with a big grin.
But as he left, he never saw the clerk remove his costume, only to reveal the Legendary Sage Jiraiya!
"Heh, heh, my plan to impersonate the clerk and give Naruto that movie worked like a charm!" Jiraiya said. "Not only will this be the beginning of a new breed of Pervert within Konoha, but it'll also be good for a laugh! I can't wait to see the looks on the faces of those young men when they see what's on the tape! Espically with the scene that I've left the movie on..."
And with that, Jiraiya trailed after Naruto, ready for the show to begin.

"I'm back!" Naruto shouted, busting through the door, tape in hand.
"What took you so long, dobe?" Sasuke sneered.
"Well, for your information, teme, I have to pick a different video to rent after Immortal Winners was sold out!" Naruto sneered back.
"So, what youthful video have you brought back for us to view, Naruto-kun?" Lee inquired.
"It something called 'School of Darkness'. I have NO idea what it's about, but the clerk said that it has even MORE action than Immortal Winners!" Naruto replied.
"Are you kidding me? NO movie has more action than Immortal Winners!" Kiba scoffed.
"That's what I said too! I mainly rented this video to prove that guy wrong," Naruto replied, putting the video into the V.C.R.
"Well, let's get this over with," Kankuro grumbled.
"Okay, here we go!" Naruto said, pressing play, and then jumping onto the couch next to Kiba, swiping some of his snacks.

The Scene began as the camera zoomed into a huge shallow lake, with two women splashing each other with water.
But not just ANY women.
Because these women were NAKED.

"Holy..." Kankuro said, eyes wide.
"She...she's naked!" Lee squeaked, covering his eyes.
"Damn...would you look at the jugs on her!" Kiba whistled.
"Naruto...what kind of movie is this...?" Sasuke growled, eyebrow twiching.
"I...I don't know! The man just said that it had more action than Immortal Winners!" Naruto said.
"I think he meant a...DIFFERENT type of action, squirt," Kankuro chuckled. 'At least...I HOPE that's what he meant...'

Meanwhile, Jiraiya was watching from a different window, snickering to himself as the video began.
"And so, the show begins..."

Naruto has opened up Pandora's Box. What will our heroes witness? Will they leave with their sanity intact? Or will they become Super-Pervs like Jiraiya before the night is over? Read on to find out. And until next time, Catch you next continue!
And for those who've seen this on Fanfiction.net. I'm moving it to this site because they've begun to crackdown on these types of stories again.
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