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Teenaged Pervert	By : sasunarulover527 Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1319 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I make profit from this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Teenaged Pervert
- 2-Chapter 2
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Warnings: AU, OOC, Yaoi, SasuNaru, Younger Seme

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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"What the fuck Itachi I'm not a child I don't need a babysitter I can take care of myself. I'm 16." Sasuke growled at his older brother.

"Sasuke watch your language and how many times have I told you it's nii-san. Just don’t think of it as a babysitter they’re more like a temporary guardians." Itachi answered watching fury consume his brother "Besides if I let you stay alone in the house you would trash it."

"No I wouldn't."

"Yes you would, you don't listen to anything I say and do things without my permission. "

"Psh like what?" Sasuke already knew his brother was right but he still wasn't going to back away from a fight.

"Well how about your lip piecing that's illegal for your age you know."

"No it isn't if you have an adult with you."

"It's guardian Sasuke, and you got Sai to come with you he's no guardian."

"Yeah but we look alike so we were able to pull it off and anyway that's only one."

"Well how about the Yakuza tatoo on your back. Your not even part of the Yakuza. You shouldn't go walking around with that on your back."

"It's a spray on tattoo it only lasts 5 months."

"You said that last year." Itachi sighed in irritation, Sasuke thought for a moment.

"Oh yeah I did didn't I. Itachi haven't you still let that go?"

"Sasuke your missing my point I need to travel abroad for work and I don't get a choice. So you either get a babysitter for two weeks or you go stay with Kisame." Sasuke mentally shivered he remembered the last time he stayed with him the poor raven had to suffer through 12 hours of shark porn. Who the hell directs shark porn? It's just wrong on so many different levels.

"Fine." Sasuke mumbled.

"Oh and just remember if it's a boy don't try to make a move on him." Sasuke gave Itachi a weird look.

"How did you know I was gay?" the raven asked.

"Don't you remember you told me."

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"..."

"Tomatoes."

"What?"

"Cake."

"Huh?" Itachi shook Sasuke lightly.

"Ah sorry I have a short attention span."

"I figured." Itachi rolled his eyes and walked out the room leaving the younger sibling. Sasuke slouched down on to a couch and thought to himself.

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Itachi flipped through the pages searching for the perfect babysitter and it was hard. None of them were unbelievably ugly and all of them were men. He sighed as he rubbed his temples. He was leaving in a few days and still had not found a babysitter. Even if there was a girl available knowing Sasuke as long as she was good looking and didnt piss him off he would screw her but he classes himself as gay for some odd reason. Itachi tried to think of Sasuke's past lovers and something they had in common and he would choose the opposite.

It's not like he was trying to make sure Sasuke avoids any sexual activities well if you think about it he's just trying to make sure no sexual contact go on between the babysitter and him he needed someone that will stay through out the whole two weeks.

Itachi rememberedd that none of Sasuke's lovers were blonde and the raven once told Itachi that people who keep getting things wrong annoy him. Itachi grinned pleased with himself he had found the perfect match.

Naruto Uzumaki

Age:18

He looked down at the date of which this Naruto person had joined the agency and it was recent. 'he's blonde and a complete noob' Itachi smirked 'perfect'.

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Itachi was never a judemental type of person but when he had met his little brother's babysister he couldn't help but judge. The blonde proved the stereotype 'dumb blondes' was true. It's not that he was dumb per se it was just he was very gullible and a bit well naive and how could person such as himself have job. Also the fact that he's older than Sasuke but yet shorter than him. Had he stop growing at a young age? Then there was his feet. Yes your probably thinking what's wrong with his feet but they were ubelieveably small. So what about the saying that says 'small feet equals small dick'. Yes Itachi was not a judgemental type of person...at all.

A tanned tan held out while the owner grinned.
"Hi I'm Uzumaki Naruto!" Itachi stared at the hand before shaking it.

"Nice to meet you Naruto I'm Uchiha Itachi." Itachi had a feeling that Sasuke wouldn't get along with him but his otouto does surprise him alot.

"So who am I looking after." Naruto slumped down onto a seat, they meet in a local cafe where Itachi explained who Naruto was going to looking after and what to do.

"My brother Sasuke. I'm going on a business trip for two weeks but I'm sure you've already been informed that." Naruto nodded. "Anyway he's 16" Naruto stared at the older Uchiha. "I guess you weren't informed that?"

"Er not really I just knew I was looking after a kid for two weeks but when they mentioned kid I guessed someone under the age of 12 but you know I'm still getting paid so what the hell. What's the worst that could happen?" Itachi tried to smile but his nerves were getting to him he wasn't nervous no uchihas were never nervous let's just say he was a bit worried yeah worried's the word.

"I might have to tell you that he's a bit of trouble."

"Aren't all kids?" Itachi sighed and nodded maybe Sasuke will decide to be good for once in his life. Itachi pondered whether or not he should give the blonde a bit more information about his outoto like 'hey just watch out my little brother might molester you in your sleep -chuckle chuckle-' or ' don't get freaked out if you walk into his room and he's in the middle of an orgy' or how about 'don't worry if he comes home smelling like weed alcohol or sex it doesn't matter he's only breaking the law no biggie -grin-'.

It seemed like itach was having doubts about leaving Sasuke, most of the time he was at work so rarely had time to look after Sasuke so he did partially blame himself as to why Sasuke's like this which is why he couldn't bring himself to discipline Sasuke. Oh well he can't change it now.

"So here's the adresss I expect you to arrive at and there's the date. You will meet Sasuke then." Naruto took the piece of paper while Itachi stood up and held his hand out. "it was a pleasure you meet you Naruto."

"The pleasure's all mine." Naruto grinned and shook the older Uchiha's hand.

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If there was one thing Sasuke hated it was being kept in the dark he hated surprises he always has to know what was happening before it happened otherwise he would not be a happy person. Well he's rarely happy anyway. He got a phone call from Itachi saying that he found a babysitter. Itachi was leaving tomorrow and yet the raven had not met this mysterious babysitter yet. He hoped to god it wasn't someone ugly maybe someone relitively good looking and has a nice ass too.
Sasuke waited home inpaitenntly it was his holidays and he's spending them at home waiting for his brother and half of it will be a stupid babysitter looking after him. He's 16 shouldn't he be getting out the house and get drunk. Oh yeah it's illegal to get drunk at his age. Whoops guess he broke that law to.

He heard the sound of a door closing, so the raven casually got up and walked out of his room not wanting to seem too desperate.
Itachi put the keys on the side table and watched as Sasuke walked down the stairs with his arms crossed over his chest. It was awkward silence as they waited for the other to speak. Sasuke was the first to speak.

"So?"

"So what?" Sasuke frowned Itachi was really going to make him ask, god he's going to sound so desperate and Uchihas are never desperate they find out everything whenever they want. Sasuke sighed and opened his mouth once again.

"Who is it?"

"Who is what?" Bastard.

"Who the hell is my ‘temporary guardian’?"

"Ahh I'm glad you asked" Itachi smiled. "But I'm afriad I can't tell you your just going to have to wait." Asshole. Sasuke walked back up the stairs quietly even though he was pissed off he was not going to show it. Yes Sasuke hated surprises but he hated his brother even more.

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Ahh I know I have other stories I have to update but I'm at such a massive writers block with them so don't hate me but I'm going to try and update them ASAP. Anyway I just got hit with an awesome idea so I thought I'll just write it or wise it'll bug me if I don't.

Anyway my laptop crashed so I'm using my iPod. Sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes I haven't got a beta.

So I hoped you enjoyed it!

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