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Noises NInjas Make	By : phoenixsdark Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1164 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. No money is made. I am doing this only for fun and happen to be incredibly poor.

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- 1-Noises NInjas Make
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OK....this another one of my cracked humor fics. So read to the end before you make judgements. And there is an announcement at the end. PS....not at all nice to Sakura in this one.

Sakura whistled softly on her way to pick up Naruto for their most recent mission. Despite having become true ninjas in their own right, all three former students still got sent out on missions with Kakashi. Usually this required her to pick up Naruto or else he over slept. It wasn’t that she was looking forward to seeing the loud blond; however, today after she collected him, they were going to Sasuke’s house. A squeal escaped her. She was going to be INSIDE Sasuke-kun’s house! If only there was a way to get Naruto to leave for a little while.
Walking up the stairs to Naruto’s apartment, Sakura found her plans disrupted by a low moan echoing down the hall. Slowly she approached the door to her fellow ninja’s home. The moan was repeated. What could be going on in there? Was Naruto hurt or just sick from bad eating again? Curiosity demanded she place her ear to the wood.
“Ah God, Kakashi. It hurts. Stop.” That sounded like Iruka-sensei. What were he and Kakashi-sensei doing here?
“It’ll feel better in a minute, my dear Dolphin.” Kakashi sounded confident if a bit out of breath. “It’s always painful at first.”
“I don’t care. Get off me.”
“Calm down or I’ll ask the boys to hold you down.” The older ninja almost growled his threat. And who else would be there? Sakura’s mind wandered over the possibilities. Just who was visiting Naruto and what were they doing?
“You just have to relax, Sensei,” Naruto’s happy voice piped up. Despite turning eighteen almost a year ago, his voice really hadn’t deepened at all; unlike Sasuke-kun whose voice had a wonderful deep timbre.
“He’s right,” the normally quiet Sasuke said. She shivered. His voice was just so cool! “Fighting him won’t do any good.”
“No. Let me go. I…”
Kakashi cut him off. “You need to be silent and let me do this. Naruto, Sasuke, grab an arm and hold him down.”
“Yes Sensei!” The boys chorused.
Hold him down? Why would Kakashi need Iruka held down? What could he be doing to the man that Iruka would want to escape? A deep blush spread over the pink haired girl’s face as ideas surfaced. But, they wouldn’t be doing…that…would they? No. Never. Not her Sasuke!
“Please, Kakashi, stop. Don’t do this.” Iruka’s whimper made it through the door.
“Sasuke wasn’t this much of a baby,” the silver haired man grumped. “Now just give me a second.”
Sasuke? HER Sasuke did this? This could only be one thing, in her mind. But why would Sasuke be here with these men instead of with her?!
There were some grunts and groans, followed by the gentle dolphin teacher’s soft moans.
“Almost there,” Kakashi panted. “Just a little more.”
Iruka wailed. It was the eeriest sound Sakura had ever heard and it made the hairs stand up on the back of her neck.
“There.”
Iruka was openly sobbing; she’d never heard him cry before. What were they doing to him?
“Shhh,” Naruto was comforting. “It’ll feel better in a minute. Won’t it, Sasuke-chan?”
CHAN?! Sakura almost broke down the door. How dare he call HER Sasuke that?
“I told you not to call me that, baka,” Sasuke grumbled. “But he’s right. Kakashi knows what he’s doing.”
“Right,” the former ANBU gasped. “The worst is over.”
“No more, Kakashi. I’ll go to the Hokage.”
“No you won’t. You won’t want to in a few minutes.”
Again silence filled the air and Sakura couldn’t keep her mind from all the awful things they might be doing. And when had it suddenly gotten so hot in the hall? Straining to hear something in the sudden emptiness, Sakura thought there might have been tiny sounds of pain, or perhaps pleasure, struggling to reach her through the door.
“Oh!” Iruka yelped out of nowhere, startling the young eavesdropper.
“Feels good doesn’t it?” Naruto cheered. “It gets better too. Kakashi has wonderful hands.”
“Kaaakaaasssshhhiiiiii.” This time obvious enjoyment tainted the kind teacher’s tone.
“I’ll make you feel even better.” Sakura couldn’t believe Kakashi said that; he just didn’t seem the type to be sultry or seductive. But then, listening at the door was opening new horizons for her.
More shocking sounds came through the door. Moans. Soft panting. Occasionally she could swear she heard Naruto or Sasuke join in those sounds.
“Doesn’t that feel nice, Iruka?” Kakashi purred.
“More.” Was his only answer.
The word became a chant which grew louder and louder.
“Gods, Kakashi, more. Don’t stop!”
“As you wish.”
From there, Iruka’s words became unintelligible. Kakashi must really be talented, Sakura decided.
“Sasuke, could you help me with this?”
Oh no he was NOT! HER Sasuke was NOT going to be a part of whatever perverted thing Kakashi was doing to poor Iruka. He and Naruto must have corrupted her sweet, innocent Sasuke-kun.
Throwing open the door, Sakura prepared to deliver a scathing speech to the hentais. However, she found herself froze in mid-screech. On the floor, pinned on his stomach with Naruto and Sasuke holding down one arm each, was a shirtless Iruka getting what must have been the back rub of his life from a fully clothed Kakashi.
“Sakura-chan,” Kakashi said quietly, “why are you breaking down Naruto’s door?”
“I-You-He-the sounds. I thought.” Coherent thought abandoned her.
“You thought what?” Sasuke glared at her.
It had all been innocent! Embarrassed beyond belief, the young ninja girl fled out of the building and into the street. How could she ever face Sasuke-kun again after such embarrassment?
“I told you to be more quiet,” Sasuke groused.
“Kakashi should have let me go see a doctor or the Hokage.”
“You don’t need a doctor. And I like making you loud.” A seductive grin lit up the copy ninja’s face.
“And he wouldn’t have been hurt if you two could control yourselves in bed anyway,” Naruto stuck up for his favorite teacher.
“Oh?” Kakashi and Sasuke shared a look right before leaping on their unsuspecting lovers. It was a good thing Sakura wasn’t around to hear the noises they made then.

Ok...now for the announcement....I will probably be gone for about a month so no updates expect one or two last pieces of "Missing." The latest piece of "Missing" has the reason at the bottom. Hope you enjoyed. I wanted to leave something light after the angst fest of "Missing" and "Spirit."
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