A New Adventure | By : myrandomnesslife Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 964 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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A New Aventure
Plot: Naruto and Sasuke have been working on the same show for fifteen years.They get notified that the show is changing, the rating is going up, and their get a raise...what will happen...read to find out...Yaoi, SasuNaru. Rating: M
Genre: Romance, Humor, Drama
Disclaimer: Naruto and Co are not mine.
Naruto had gotten up early that morning like he did every Monday.Went for a jog, took a shower, brushed his teeth, ate breakfast, brushed his teeth again, looked through his mail, he had gotten a letter from their,
New Director Ino yamanaka It said the following: As you know you and Sasuke Uchiha have been working on the same show for fifteen straight years and your well aware that the two of you are supposed to be in a romantic relationship on the show and the creator decided she wanted to go for a more creative approach so we decided to make the show Rated NR-AO.
I expect to see you in work on Monday we will be filming the first couple sex scenes their is in the show.
-Ino,
your New director
"What. The. Fuck. Is going on?" Naruto shouted as he grabbed his car keys and opened the garage to get to his Dark blue ford F150.
Over the years naruto had traded in his sports car for his baby. Even though naruto loved orange he thought it would be tacky as a car color so he got the ford F150.
Naruto zoomed down the highway passing cars, he wanted to get some starbucks, but damn he was pissed as hell, he wanted to kill somebody, preferably Sasuke.
He pulled into the lot of the set, almost breaking his reserved for Naruto Uzumaki sign. He stormed passed the entrance to the set, passed the second set of security.
Finally he made it to the set and saw Sasuke with barely anything on, his robe was open showing his chest and he was having make-up put on him.
"I don't want that much blush, in fact take it all off I look fine without it!"
"But, Mr. Uchiha?" The Make-up artist questioned.
"Enough! Leave me please." Sasuke said frustradedly getting up from his chair.
"Your a bastard you know that, you knew about this didn't you?"
"Yes I did, I've been keeping up with the books, it's our job you were supposed to read them, they were sent to you!" Sasuke said quite irritated.
"I didn't have time over the summer, I was busy!" Naruto said
"You were probably just sitting on your ass like you normally do." Sasuke stated.
"I'm gonna kill you, you stupid son of a bitch!" Naruto said as he tackled Sasuke to the ground, struggling to keep Sasuke pinned underneath him.
"You know i'm not wearing any pants and you're sitting on my dick!" Sasuke said with a smirk on his face. Naruto quicky got up off of Sasuke and regathered his composure.
"What is that filth your wearing...?" Sasuke questioned coldy looking up and down naruto's outfit.
Naruto had on faded light denim jeans with holes in them an orange shirt, black flip flops and a little metal stud in his right ear.
"Something I threw on!" Naruto replied.
"And I thought you weren't gay, what is with the earing?" Sasuke questioned.
"What does wearing the earing have to do with being gay...?" Naruto questioned.
"Wearing the earing in the right ear means that you're gay!" Sasuke stated.
"Well how do you know?" Naruto questioned defiantly.
"Because I'm gay you idiot, you forgot already?"
"I guess it slipped my mind. Where do I get any coffee here in this place?"Naruto questioned.
"They're some coffee, bagels and pastries over there by the camra's that are next to the set, help youself!" Sasuke said pointing to the camra's.
"Thank you Sasuke." Naruto said as he headed towards the coffee with Sasuke soon following after with a newspaper in his hand.
Naruto filled up his cup of coffee, had an argument with a person on set about him wanting a specific bagel, but she had it first, needless to say naruto ended up with his second favorite bagel not his first.
Naruto set down at the table across from where sasuke was sitting and started to eat is food.
"Hey Sasuke?" Naruto questioned but wasn't expecting an answer.
"Hn, what?" Sasuke stated coldly.
"You're dick is hanging out and it's distracting." Naruto replied.
"Your point being?" Sasuke asked coldly.
"My point is your dick hanging out is distracting me from eating my food, please put it away." Naruto said as nice as he could.
"If you have a problem with my dick hanging out then don't look at it!" Sasuke said this all while reading a newspaper in a chair.
'His dick is 12 inches long, their is no way in hell that thing is going inside of me.' Naruto thought to himself.
"Um...I think i'am gonna to go take a leak!" Naruto announced to sasuke.
"You don't need to tell me what your going to do every second of the day dobe!" Sasuke said.
"Alright, bye." Naruto said as he sprinted passed both sets of security, out the exit and to his car.
"Now to get some real coffee!" Naruto said as he got in the car started the engine and drove off.
Sasuke had always been a patient man, but when it came to naruto you never knew what was going to happen with him. Sasuke had checked the mens room twice to see if naruto was there but he wasn't. Something was up and he was going to find out what it was. "Kakashi have you seen naruto?" Sasuke questioned worriedly.
"I haven't seen him at all today." Kakashi replied.
Sasuke asked all around, he only came across one lead and that was the security guards. They said that naruto had passed threw the exit a little while ago.
So here sasuke was clad in only a robe starting up his sports car heading to find the blond dobe and he had a pretty good idea where he was.
Naruto was sitting in a booth at starbucks drinking a frappucino, he decided to skip the coffee for something ice cold.
He had a lot to think about over the summer. Between all the nights out with sasuke, the parties, the games, he really liked hanging out with sasuke, but their were things lingering on his mind, did sasuke have feelings for him or were they just friends, why should he care if sasuke had feelings for him he is supposed to be straight right?
Sasuke got to starbucks just in time, kind of out of Breath though, he almost hit a walking pedestrian heading towards the mall, but he didn't care two shits , she was walking to goddamn slow. So he drove passed her and told her to, "walk faster or you gonna end up in the old folks home."
"Go fuck youself buddy!" she retorted.
Sasuke couldn't help but chuckle at that.
Sasuke walked into the starbucks with his head held high, ignoring the admiring looks from customers, he peered around the room looking for the dobe when he spotted blonde hair, he sauntered over to the booth naruto was sitting at. Naruto continued to drink his frappucino when he noticed a presence lingering over him.
"Oi, dobe why did you leave so suddenly like that...?" Sasuke questioned irriatably while fiddling with his robe.
"It is none of your concern why I left so suddenly!" Naruto said coldly.
"Dob-" Naruto cut him off.
"Why are you still in your robe, why didn't you get dressed when you left?" Naruto said pointing towards sasuke's robe just as sasuke sat down on the opposite side of him in the booth.
"Dobe that's not the point why did you leave like that, you had me really worried. I'am your best friend your supposed to tell me these things." Sasuke said worriedly.
"I LEFT BECAUSE I'AM WORRIED ABOUT MYSELF, IF YOU PUT YOUR THING IN MY ASS, I'AM AFRAID I JUST MIGHT RIP IN TWO...." Naruto shouted so loud that everyone in starbucks turned away from what they were doing to look at naruto and sasuke.
Naruto and Sasuke both noticed this and both of them felt a blush creeping up their cheeks.
You moron, you weren't supposed to say anything regarding us having sex on the show that was supposed to be kept secret until the first episode came out." Sasuke whispered harshly with a glare plastered on his face.
"I'm sorry Sasuke I didn't know.." Naruto said tears about ready to gather in his eyes.
Naruto didn't like it when Sasuke was upset with him, it made him upset, they hadn't always been best friends like this, their was time when they fought like cats and dogs, but that was a long time ago; they had come a long way from there, considering they don't fight like they used to, but every now and then they had their usual spats with each other.
"So why did you follow me here?" Naruto questioned.
"We have to get our balls shaved!" Sasuke said non chalantly.
A guy sitting right behind sasuke spit out his coffee all over sasuke's naturally tamed hair.
"You asshole, look what you've done!" Sasuke said outraged as he got out of the booth to fight with the innocent bystandard.
Sasuke grabbed the man by his collar and started yelling in his face about his hair and whatnot.
"Sasuke?"
"Sasuke?"
"Sasuke?!"
"Sasuke was still arguing with the man and the man was fearing for his life right now.
"SASUKE!!!" Naruto yelled for the fourth time.
"WHAT!?" Sasuke asked clearly confused as to why naruto was yelling at him this time.
"We are surrounded by paparazzi!" Naruto answered alertly.
"Shit,"
"How do we get rid of them?" Sasuke asked.
"You're the expert sasuke, remember create a distraction!" Naruto answered for him.
"Oh, naruto, you know me so well!" Sasuke cooed. "How are we going to make a distraction?" naruto questioned.
"We will make a distraction with this guy, he'll distract the paparazzi, While we make a run for it." Sasuke explained.
"How are you going to do that when the paparazzi probably just got your face beating this guy up?" Naruto questioned.
"Fine you and me will go up to the register, tell them that were famous, ask for uniforms for a disguise push this guy out in front of the paparazzi as the distraction, while we make a run for it." Sasuke explained in a rush.
"Well their is just one problem with your solution! You just gave are getaway plan away to the enemy!" Naruto shouted at sasuke.
"Ah, Shit!" Sasuke hissed.
"Listen to me you worthless piece of shit! You will not tell a soul of what are plan is! You got that? Or we will hunt you down!" Sasuke hissed at the man.
Sasuke and naruto got to work on their plan sneaking up to the register and asking the cashier If they could borrow some uniforms; which they had no problems getting. They went into the mens room and quickly changed into the uniform attire, switched outfits with the two disgruntled employees, and headed for the backdoor exit.
It was a good thing Sasuke decided to park out back, unfortunately for naruto they were going to have to pick his car up tomorrow. They ran outback as quick as they could to avoid paparazzi.
"Dobe get in the car,"
"But it's a gas guzzler." Naruto debated.
"You know what naruto so is your truck, so get the fuck in." Sasuke hissed.
"Don't you dare talk about my baby like that." Naruto bit back.
"Dobe i'm gonna count to three and If your not in this car in three seconds I'm leaving." sasuke said seriously.
"Seriously sasuke were gonna play "Baby" naruto game!" Naruto growled out angrily.
"Yea I've had it and I want you to get in the car so we can film the scenes." sasuke said about read to blow a gasket.
"Fine!" Naruto hissed. As he got in the car and the drove off. naruto's frappucino didn't make it. It fell on the pavement and spilled all over the cement.(poor naruto)
"You fuckin bastard! Do you know how much that frappucino cost?" Naruto said as he wacked sasuke upside the head as he was driving.
"You Dipshit can't you see I'm trying to drive,"
"That fuckin hurt dobe." Sasuke hissed and wacked naruto upside the head as well causing them to swerve into the other lane. (XD)
"now who's the Dipshit, why don't you pay attention to the road instead of trying to get revenge on me!" Naruto said satisfied.
"ugh whatever, let's just get to the studio in peace, I will buy you another frappucino okay!" Sasuke smiled.
"Fine bastard, but you better not have any hidden motives." naruto seethed.
They arrived at the studio just in time for their appointment.
"Check, I have Sasuke and Naruto here with me ready for their appointment, check." The stage manager said.
"if you two can just follow me to this back area behind the curtains, the two ladies will be will be with you shortly." the stage manager said to sasuke and naruto.
"Huh, ladies?!" they both said in unison dumdfounded.
"Yes, now i'am going to need you two to take off your pants and boxers!" the stage manager said.
"really? I have to be naked in front of sasuke teme?"
"just do it dobe! Remember the ladies are shaving the hair on our balls!"
"WHAT!?" naruto gasped.
"I told you that!"
"But that's the only hair I have on my body, besides on my head!"
"Dobe their not going to shave all of it off, their just going to make it look neater, like a porn stars." Sasuke explained.
"Oh like that makes it any better!" Naruto huffed.
"Just deal with it naruto!" Sasuke said stoically.
Finally the ladies came in, after sasuke and naruto had taken their pants off.
"so my name is mina and this is hikari!" Mina pointed to the girl on her right.
"So how are we doing this?" naruto asked!
"Well were going to put you in different rooms, and mr. uzumaki your getting waxed and shaved."
"Eh!" Naruto stuttered. As he was be pulled by his ear to the other room.
"I didn't fucking consent to this, that's my man business your toying with."
'poor dobe!' sasuke thought on the other side of the curtain.
"When I rip it off, it will be like ripping off a band-aid-"
naruto saw the hot wax that she was spreading over the thin sheet And just about fainted, their was no way that going anywhere near his dick.
"FUCK NO! theirs no way that's going on my dick, I'd rather die."
Naruto screamed in anguish when the woman was about to put the thin sheet on him.
"What the fuck is going on?!" sasuke Pulled aside the curtain, only to see a naked panting huffing blonde.
"Sasuke will you please explain to Mina here heh that that thin sheet is not going anywhere near my dick."
Naruto hissed angrily.
Sasuke wasn't having any of it. He was going to get naruto to cooperate one way or another.
"Mina can I have word with you!" sasuke spoke coyly.
"Sasuke, what are you doing talking to the she-devil who almost rip my dick off? Sasuke?"
All naruto got was silence and some laughter.
"So Mina what shape does naruto happy trail have to be?"
"Well ino-sama wanted it to be a heart, but with naruto not complying?"
"Don't worry, their will be one, if anything he's in quite capable hands." sasuke smirked.
"Is their anything mr. Uchiha?"
"Yes, their is one thing, where do you keep you waxing and shaving tools?" sasuke smirked inwardly.
"I'm back naruto."
"Why did you leave me?"
"you sound like an abandoned child naruto."
"Sasuke, I'm serious."
"and I'm serious, spread your legs!"
"What are you doing?!"
"Since you had to go and not listen to what I said. You made Mina's job a lot harder,"
"so now I'm here doing her job, whether you like it or not."
Sasuke's head was now in between naruto's legs applying the heart shaped sheet. 'oh naruto how I wish I could taste you.' Sasuke thought at the worst possible moment.
"You don't have that much hair, not as much as me, but still some, heheh after this your only gonna have a little bit left."
Sasuke laughed then ripped the thin sheet that was Coated with wax off of naruto - thats one, two more to go.
"You sonavbitch." Naruto hissed.
"Well, that's what you get for disobeying me!" Sasuke snapped as ripped off the next one harder.
"Your a fuckin masochist." Naruto screamed.
"I know but only for you." sasuke said as he ripped the last one off like it was no big deal.
"hah, hah, I'm going fucking murder you."
"All done baby!" Sasuke said. Naruto looked down at his happy trail, it was no longer there, worse, their was a heart. He fainted.
"Stupid dobe, not knowing what your getting yourself into, next time, read The books." Sasuke huffed and went to go get naruto's robe.
alright readers i know their are a lot of mistakes but i don't have time to go back and fix them with college and finals rearing their ugly head. Ugh, but you know what does keep me going is reviews i would love to hear what your thoughts are on my stories. So drop me a review anytime. thankyou. ChynnaMarie
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