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Pieces of me	By : Lisea18 Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1114 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I'm making no money from writing this

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Title: Pieces of me

Author: Lisea18

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I'm making no money from writing this
A big
thanks to r3b3liousr3b3l who was nice enough to check this story and told me to
write it when I wanted to abandon the plot bunny to her.�
Author's
note: English is not my first language, so please forgive my mistakes.
Warning: zombies, disturbing crack � go blame Skully
for it >.>
For: Skully, because I looooove
teasing her about her two gore-ish drawings
Pieces of me
Naruto
eyed himself in the mirrors surrounding the zombie bar while he waited for his
drink. He was perfect; disheveled blonde hair, blue eyes, body of a Greek god,
decaying tan flesh. He had put on old blue washed-out jeans that fit his body
perfectly, even if he was a tad bit worried about taking them off� Who knew how
much skin he might lose in the process. He idly
scratched the back of his head, distractedly shaking his hand to get rid of the
newly peeled off flesh.
"Hey,
you should stop that dude, soon we�ll see your spine!" called Kiba, making his way to his friend.
"You�re
one to talk, I'm not the one missing chunks of flesh because I stupidly
roughhouse with my dog," retorted Naruto,
grinning and pointedly eying the parts sewed together by Kazuku.�
Kiba
growled at that, slapping the blond�s back hard
enough to make him stumble forward and lose one blue eye. He followed it with
one dilated one in surprise and winced when it took a dive into a random guy�s drink. Or so he thought, until he met the man's
gaze�scratch that, the man's death glare.
"I'm
sorry, Sasuke," replied Naruto,
grinning like an idiot, and once again scratching his nape, dead flesh
powdering on his clothes.
"Stop
making eyes at me," hissed Sasuke, punching Naruto's eye back into place.
"Ow! Very smooth, bastard!" he complained, making sure
his eye was back correctly.
Sasuke
merely flipped him off, ordering a new glass since there was no way he would
drink something the moron had touched. It wasn't helping the blond nightmare
had been hitting on him ever since they met at the zombie bar and was now his
lover. Truly, Sasuke thought Naruto
was the perfect example of clich� zombies: brainless. It was truly a miracle he
knew how to climb stairs.
"Don't
be so moody, Sasuke," purred Naruto,
inching closer.
"Fuck
you."
"Anytime,"
chuckled the blonde with a shit-eating smile, wiggling his eyebrows.�
Sasuke
snorted, looking behind the blond only to see a drunken woman using her bowels
as necklaces. He scrunched his face, looking down only to find Naruto upside down, smiling at him. He pushed him back,
hearing the loud crash and some colorful cursing with satisfaction. He stood
up, and walked towards the exit, not even needing to look behind his shoulder
to know Naruto had scrambled back up and was
following him.�
Knowledge
that was confirmed the moment he stepped out of the building and was slammed
against a wall, two hands already working his belt off. He could feel Naruto rubbing against him, panting softly in his ear
before he rammed inside.
"Fuck,
you're always so tight!" moaned the blonde, biting Sasuke's
shoulder were another mark from him was still perfectly visible.
"Shut
up and move, moron," ordered Sasuke, rolling his
hips.
"Bastard,"
Naruto grumbled half-heartedly since he, too, was very eager.
Sasuke
smirked as he clenched around Naruto, hearing him
pant in pleasure. He growled when he still hadn't moved and tapped his fingers
against the wall, making clear he was fucking waiting. Stillness and silence
was all that met him.
"Naruto," he warned, glaring behind his shoulder before
raising an eyebrow at Naruto's thunderstruck
expression.
"Er� Sasuke�" mumbled the
blond, beet red, scratching his nape and biting his lips.
"The hell?" Sasuke demanded before looking down,
following Naruto's horrified and frantic glances.
Sasuke
just couldn't believe it. He knew zombies were prompt to lose body parts
randomly but� this. THIS was just too fucking much! That could only happen to
an irrecoverable moron. Naruto had just lost his dick
in his ass! That was just�
Naruto
pouted as Sasuke passed from stunned to greatly
amused, snorting and smirking at the blonde. He would never let him live it
down; he could even bet the asshole would tell Sai.
"Stop
it, bastard," he hissed.
"Dickless moron," snickered Sasuke.
"Shut
up and give me the super glue," mumbled Naruto,
mortified.
The End
Well, this
is done. I hate it. I wanted it to be funny and sarcastic and it's just stupid.
Hope you could still find a tad bit of enjoyment, and I'm sorry I could only
give you that Skully�
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