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Chapter List
- 1-How To
- 2-Part Two
- 1
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A/N - Enjoy this little two part sequel.
How To
By: Disgruntled Minion and Akiru chan
Part One
The auditorium chairs were cushioned, while the overhead lights were dimmed, making it a great place to fall asleep; if it weren't for the loud, screaming teenagers that filled the room. The voices echoed up to the ceiling with no signs of quieting down.
Sasuke's eyes closed in frustration as a backpack hit the back of his head and his fingers curled against the wooden arm rest. He didn't understand why they had to be here; he was a senior and he was certain, that by this age; he knew how to take care of himself.
But that didn't stop the school system from dragging them into a mandatory class for the rest of the afternoon. He huffed and closed his eyes briefly; he was missing English for this damn lecture.
Naruto push and prodded through the crowd of people, smile alighting his face due to the current circumstance. What ever the hell this meeting was about had just gotten him out of his Calculus class. In his eyes, it might as well of been a godsend.
People were scattering about, ignoring teacher's yells to file into rows of seating, in favor of finding a familiar face to sit by. This educational presentation was quickly turning into a social gathering, which was to be expected. Naruto's eyes scanned the crowd looking for a head of black accompanied by a head of pink. Sasuke and Sakura had the same class this period so it only made sense that they would be sitting together.
Soon enough he caught sight of Sakura, who was talking avidly to Ino whom sat next to her. Sasuke was sure enough sitting to Sakura's other side ignoring the chaos going on around him. Naruto almost had to smile as he came closer, seeing Sasuke's familiar backpack taking up the seat next to him.
"Aww, you saved me a seat. How sweet." Naruto cooed as he stood next to the end seat that Sasuke had been saving.
"I did no such thing," Sasuke answered, peeking an eye open as Naruto set the bag on the floor and took the seat. "I was hoping to leave the seat empty so no one would bother me."
"We can't always get what we wish for." Naruto clipped in reply while situating himself more comfortably. He gave a short wave to Sakura and Ino who nodded quickly in return before returning to the gossip at hand.
Naruto turned back to Sasuke then, watching the older boy carefully. "Do you really not want me sitting here?" He had to ask after seeing the irritated scowl on the others face.
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. "What do you think," he asked, feeling someone's butt brush against his head. He would have preferred the backpack right now to that. His eyes opened and his head spun around to glare at the person behind him, who was rubbing their ass against his neck.
He reached up and yanked the headphones off the girls ears, glaring at her. She stopped dancing and turned around, ready to complain but Sasuke beat her to it. "If you value your headphones, you'll sit down and stop moving."
Watching the girl sit back down, Sasuke tossed the headphones into her lap and turned back around. He could feel Naruto's eyes on him and he grabbed the sleeve of his orange hoodie. "Stay," he muttered, closing his eyes again.
Naruto merely nodded, not caring if Sasuke could not see the movement. Something was obviously pissing the boy off, whether it was the crowded auditorium or something else, Naruto wasn't sure. Any sane man would have turned to face forward and let the seething raven seethe in peace. Naruto though wasn't exactly sane, not when it came to Sasuke. Plus he knew that Sasuke's mood would only continue to darken if he was left to his sulking. It was Naruto's job to pull him from his inner emo and bring him back to the lovely land of unicorns and gumdrops.
He snickered to himself at the thought. Sasuke among unicorns and gumdrops, the thought brought too mind Sasuke in a tutu and fairy wings and Naruto instantly thought of the sugarplum fairy. Shaking his head, he returned his full attention back towards Sasuke, who sat still, oblivious to the world.
"So," Naruto started. "What is this meeting thing for anyways?" His teacher hadn't mentioned the reason for this gathering of seniors, other than it was mandatory. Naruto's best guest was that it had something to do with graduation, but that was still a ways off.
Grunting, Sasuke stretched his legs out more and opened his eyes again. "Something pointless I bet," he glanced at his watch, noting that they only had an hour until classes would start again. They both had the last period of the day off, and with Itachi back home for break, Sasuke was out of a ride now and had to depend on Naruto most times.
He glanced towards Naruto who was checking something on his phone and he leaned over to see the screen. "You know that once they dim the lights, they'll be able to see the glare coming from your phone," he turned his head a little more until he could see the screen. "What are you doing?"
"Huh?" Naruto didn't lift his eyes from his screen, he was too intent on bouncing the small ball against the sliding bar on his screen. After hearing Sasuke's answer about the meeting Naruto concluded that his attention was no longer needed, and anything important that he might need could be weaseled out of Sasuke or Sakura. "I'm just playing Pong." Naruto waved him off, completely ignoring the comment about the dimming lights.
"Idiot," Sasuke muttered and leaned back into his seat. On stage, the lights were becoming brighter as several teachers moved around on the high wooden platform. The other lights started to dim and Sasuke watched as other teachers prowled the aisle ways. He debated about letting them snatch Naruto's phone up, but then he would have to hear the blond complain for the rest of the day. That was a headache waiting to happen
He reached over and plucked the phone from Naruto's hand and slipped it inside his pocket; ignoring the cry that came from him. The teachers moved by and Sasuke turned his attention back towards the front.
"Bastard." Naruto mumbled, hands coming to link together in his lap. Now he was going to have to listen to this boring presentation. Maybe he could sleep.
Naruto pushed his butt forward toward the end of the seat, his back reclining so that he could rest his head comfortably on the top of the seat's back. His eyes fluttered closed and he tried to drown out the teacher's attempt to quiet the gathering of students.
"Settle down," came the gentle tone of one of the teachers, to which none of the students listened to. The command came again, this time a little a more louder, until patience was finally lost. "Sit down or else I'm taking away off campus privileges!"
Silence settled over the room instantly, no one wanting to stay on campus for lunch. Facing the front of the auditorium, hundreds of eyes focused on the speaker. "Today's lecture is important for everyone as it regards your future," Sasuke's eyes drifted shut again; pointless lecture, as usual. "So today, we're going to be talking about sex."
Naruto's eyes snapped open at this. They couldn't be serious, the school was so up tight when it came to the subject of sex that Naruto was sure it was a taboo. PDA, or public display of affection as the faculty preffered to call it, was a big no no. He remember just last week he had been threatened with detention for stealing a quick kiss from Sasuke. His teacher was a big homophobic ass for sure, so that didn't seem to help his case any.
"You all will be graduating soon and you will be forced to make a choice between furthering your education at the college of your choosing or going off to begin your career. You all are still young and have long lives a head of you." The teacher stopped, and gazed meaning fully at all the young faces before her. Naruto recognized her to be Shizune, the school nurse. "Nothing can hinder and put a damper on your plans as a young adult then a baby. You are all adults in my eyes and I can not tell you not to have sex. I'm smarter than to think you will listen to me, but I can tell you how to protect yourself and how to have safe sex." She announced, smiling despite how awkward the conversation was turning.
Sasuke groaned silently; were they really having this conversation? His parents had already drilled everything into him a year ago when Itachi brought home his girlfriend. They were suddenly reminded that Sasuke was of age to have girlfriends and the thought of having a baby running around before he even hit college nearly sent his father into a heart attack.
Needless to say, Sasuke had never seen his father so embarrassed as he tried to explain how to use a condom, demonstrating with a banana. Sasuke had simply leaned back and watched, not bothering to tell his father that he already knew how to do such an act; Itachi could be such a dick sometimes.
Muttering under his breath about demented brothers who tortured their younger brothers, Sasuke watched as everyone shifted around in their seats. Maybe this would turn out interesting after all.
Naruto kept glancing at Sasuke, trying to pick up the tiniest hint of how the other boy was taking this. Naruto's parent's had never really given him 'the talk'. More or less they expected him to know better than to knock up some girl. The most they had said was 'it's smarter to wait till marriage' and let him make a responsible decision after that. So needless to say Naruto was feeling his checks heat up about having to go through with a talk like this, while sitting next to his boyfriend. Could it get more embarrassing? Probably not.
Shizune continued on, talking more to the girls then the guys about the hardships of pregnancy and being a single mother at such a young age. Naruto glanced to Sakura who continued to whisper to Ino unphased, he was beginning to wonder what the two were whispering about.
Footsteps sounded to the side of the aisles and Sasuke watched as teachers walked by with baskets filled with something. Giggles erupted from those who already grabbed a bag and Sasuke's eyebrow rose slightly. Surely the school wasn't giving them something to promote sex; safe or not.
His answer was confirmed when a bag was handed to him and his eyes settled on familiar wrappers. He glanced at Naruto, noting the pink tone on his cheeks and he leaned over. "You're blushing."
Naruto's eyes looked on in shock at the package in his hands. They couldn't be serious, they were actually passing these things out? Sasuke's observation of the flush that heated his face didn't help to cool it. If anything it flared to life tenfold. Naruto couldn't begin to bring himself to look Sasuke in the eye.
Sex wasn't something Naruto was unfamiliar with. He had seen it in movies and porn hundreds of times. Yet sitting here next to Sasuke with condoms in hand brought about a slue of images of just what these condoms could be used for. No longer would it be exploring touches and kisses. No, this was something so much more then the few times they had brought each other to orgasm.
"Sh--shut up," He said, swallowing hard and pushing the images and thoughts out of his mind. Right now he would focus on getting through this meeting while acting as if nothing was bothering him at all. Naruto pushed past his embarrassment, the blush fading from his cheeks. "I'm just surprised they are actually giving these out to us." He shook the bag, smiling all the while.
Sasuke watched as the blush grew deeper and he fought the urge to chuckle at Naruto, amused by his embarrassment. He dug through the bag more and snickered this time, holding up a small little tube. "Yeah, I'm surprised they'd give us lube too. Wonder what else they might be suggesting."
"Wha..." Naruto dug frantically through his bag his figures grasping onto a small tube, clear liquid held within. Sure enough they had actually included lube as well. Next to him Sakura and Ino were chuckling, casting glances towards both himself and Sasuke.
"Looks like you two have all you need to get down and dirty tonight." Ino quipped, smirking the whole time.
For a moment Naruto thought Sakura would come to his rescue, when she turned sharply to Ino. He was about to hug her in gratefulness until she opened her mouth. "Very true." She turned to eye the two boys. "Aren't you staying at Sasuke's house tonight Naruto?"
"Uh..." There wasn't much else Naruto could get out. Embarrassed shock left him gaping like an idiot.
"Just because he's staying tonight, doesn't mean we're doing anything," Sasuke stated bluntly, glaring at Ino who was still snickering. He leaned back in his chair muttering. "Besides, Itachi is home tonight; no way in hell he'd let me live that down."
He looked back up towards the front, realizing that more teachers were walking by with another basket filled with something. It was too dark to tell what it was though and he had to wait until something soft was pressed in his hand, making him stare down at it in shock.
"No way," he muttered, feeling just the smallest amount of heat touch his cheeks.
A loud tapping of the microphone dragged his attention away from the object in hand and dark eyes swung up to Shizune. "Please pair up into groups of two or three and we're going to walk you through the steps of putting on a condom properly."
Naruto mimicked Sasuke's early words, starting in horror at what laid within Sasuke's hands. "Is that..." He swallowed thickly, "Is that a dildo?"
Sakura was the one to answer, nodding her head in amusement. "Why yes Naruto, I do believe you could call that a dildo." Ino was cracking up in the background as she passed her own model penis off towards Shikamaru who Naruto had not noticed sitting next to her. "Or you could just think of it as Sasuke's dildo." Ino piped in.
"Please don't call it that." Naruto groaned, hiding his blushing face behind his hands.
"How about Sasuke's penis, Sasuke's cock, Sasuke's dick..." She trailed off for moment, before smiling evily. "Or have you already given it a special name?" Ino finished, looking like the cat who ate the canary.
It was official, Naruto wanted to die.
Sasuke shot forward from his seat at Ino's comment. "What the hell did you just say?" he asked. "Or are you trying to compensate for something that Shikamaru is lacking?" His eyebrow quirked, hoping that Ino didn't have a name for Shikamaru's penis.
"She's only suggesting that she want's to join in with you and Blondie over there," a teacher commented as he walked by, pausing only to nod at the dildo in Sasuke's hands. "I hear that having an orgy is all the rage now with you kids."
Heat raced to Sasuke's face again, and he was glad for the darkened lights. He passed the fake penis over towards Naruto. "I already know how to do this; have fun."
"Aww, you're no fun." Both the girls chimed, giggling all the while at the teacher's comment. Kakashi wasn't one to stick to what was appropriate for school. The man even had the gall to read porn during class.
Naruto ignored them, staring at the thing in his hands. Sighing he figured he might as well get it over with. Next to him Sakura was already pulling out a condom, ripping it open to reveal the orange condom inside.
"Here, just watch me and we'll do this real quick. It's not hard and if you have any problems with it, I'm sure Sasuke would be willing to help." Sakura spoke quickly, not bothering to look at either boy. She figured they had been teased enough, not to mention she didn't like the murderous look in Sasuke's eyes.
As Sakura went to work pinching the tip of the condom before placing it onto the dildo's tip and then proceeded to roll it down, Naruto watched fascinated.
"There you go. That's how you put on a condom." She announced proudly, although it left Naruto and Sasuke both wondering exactly how she knew that. As if sensing their question she quickly said, "The camp I went to last summer had a sex ed. course."
"What kind of camp did you go to?" Sasuke asked. "Band camp? No, don't answer that, I don't want to know."
He reached into his bag and selected a condom, tearing it open. "Here, try it," he told Naruto, handing it to him. He had seen the fascination in Naruto's eyes as he had watched Sakura and knew that his boyfriend was just squirming inside to prove that he could do it too. But just to spite him, he leaned over to whisper in his ear. "Or would you rather practice on something more real tonight?"
Naruto almost dropped the condom. Sasuke wasn't serious was he? He looked over gauging Sasuke's expression. Of course the stupid prick had to don that emotionless mask of his. "Are you serious?" He finally had to ask, after all he wasn't about to ignore Sasuke if he was actually being serious.
Sasuke tilted his head a bit, as though pondering the question before snorting softly. "I told you, Itachi is home this week; I'm not doing anything with him in the house," he murmured. Sasuke swore that his brother had a sixth sense, somehow knowing the right time to embarrass him no matter what was going on.
Naruto smiled, "What, not in the mood for a little exhibition? Just think of the thrill you would get at the possibility of getting caught." The embarrassment was slowly ebbing away as Naruto's playful personality began to fully take over. He couldn't believe he had been acting like a blushing virgin before. Granted he was a virgin and the idea of going all the way with Sasuke had his cheeks burning and his heart thumping.
A scowl settled across Sasuke's face and he pulled back from Naruto. "You would say that," he growled, fully remembering that night a few months ago when they had first explored each other. It was like an annoying tick that stayed in his mind, refusing to go away and always rearing its head at moments like this one. "Just put the damn condom on."
"Pushy pushy." Copying what Sakura had done moments ago, Naruto rolled the condom down upon the erect rubber penis. He pumped his fist in the air. "I did it."
Sakura laughed, enjoying the site. Naruto was such a dork at times, getting so excited over the smallest things. She looked over towards Sasuke who was trying to ignore the celebrating blond. It still hurt at times to know that Naruto made Sasuke more happy then she could ever hope. But Sasuke was Naruto's, never again would he be hers. She loved them both, and wanted them happy. By the looks of things they couldn't be happier. Sakura couldn't wish for more.
"Better watch it Sasuke, Naruto's going to be wanting to practice constantly now." Sakura teased.
Naruto was about to comment when Shizune came can to the podium and began talking once again. "If you have anymore questions on how to put on a condom, refer to the small pamphlet inside the bag you were given." She held one up as an example. "Your teachers will pick up the Penis models and then you are free to leave. Remember that if you choose to become sexually active, be responsible and wear a condom." With that the auditorium became a crazed mob of students trying to get out to leave early.
Kakashi came by again and picked up their dildo, but not before winking knowingly at both Sasuke and Naruto. Both blushed, and Naruto made a grumbled comment.
Without another word, Sasuke stood up and moved with the flow of students until he reached the hallway, determined to make it towards his locker. He wasn't sure if he was glad for the weekend or not; because of the lecture, he missed class time to work on a project for Macbeth and would have to finish it tonight. And he highly doubted he would get anything done tonight with Naruto around.
Naruto took his time. There was no point in rushing after Sasuke. He would no doubt meet him by his car like he always did. Sakura waved good-bye as well, Ino following after her. The blonde winked at him as she left.
The hallways were crammed but manageable. After years of attending this school, one tended to learn how to weave through a crowd. Every once in a while he would bump into someone and had to mumble out an apology. Kiba passed by him and clasped him on the shoulder quickly before being dragged off in the opposite direction.
Luckily Naruto didn't need to bother visiting his locker. He had finished most of his homework that he might have had to do over the weekend. So he continued on his way out towards the parking lot where his car sat. He took his time since he knew he would only have to wait for Sasuke once he got out there.
Students were already peeling out of the parking places, in too big of a hurry to get home. Naruto saw their driving as an accident waiting to happen. The majority of them were probably idiotic sophomores or juniors who had just gotten their license. They really weren't impressing anyone with their stupidity.
Naruto's Mustang sat in it's usual parking place, waiting for him to return. He patted his baby on the hood and leaned against the drivers side door as he waited for Sasuke to come.
The hallways were empty by the time Sasuke walked through them, in a somewhat better mood. He had decided to make a quick stop by his English class to ask about the project, only to find out that his teacher was going to extend the due date. It was a relief to know that he wouldn't have to cram to get it finished and he could feel the tension easing away.
Sasuke made his way out towards Naruto's Mustang, eyes skimming over the paper his teacher had given him. He paused to let a car pass before walking the rest of his way towards Naruto, finally taking his eyes off the paper and letting them brush over the blond.
"Why didn't you just wait inside the car?" he asked, shoving the paper into his bag.
"I didn't feel like getting in just yet." Naruto unlocked his door and pulled it open. "Besides I love watching you walk all sexy like towards me." He half joked.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Yes, because I'm sure I look sexy reading a piece of paper," he commented before getting into the car after tossing his bag on the floor.
"Oh how I wish I could be that piece of paper. Having your strong hands holding me, and your intense gaze upon me." The words Naruto was spewing from his mouth sounded like some lame poet, it was hard not to laugh as he looked at Sasuke's scrunched face. It didn't take long before Naruto gave into his giggles, his head falling onto his steering wheel.
"Drive Shakespeare," Sasuke drawled, even though the corner of his lips were twitching as he held back his laughter. Only Naruto could think up of something so corny, but he found that he couldn't hold back his laughter anymore and started to chuckle quietly next to Naruto. "Only you," he muttered, resting his head on his knuckles.
Naruto said no more as he put his car in drive and took off in the familiar direction of Sasuke's house. He had gone there so many times before that Naruto was almost sure he could make the drive blind folded.
"So what are the plans for tonight? Games, movies, vandalizing?"
"Vandalizing?" Sasuke asked, lifting his head up. "What's going on in your mind? No scratch that, I don't want to know." He watched the scenery flash by, giving way to trees as they left the little community their school was in, in favor of the rolling hills where he lived.
"Just pulling your leg. But seriously, what are we going to do? Itachi isn't going to be stalking us the whole time again is he?" Last time Naruto swore Itachi was purposely following them around. He was even staring at them all through dinner. Naruto was sure he was just trying to creep him out like he always did, but still it was unnerving.
Sasuke stayed silent, rolling the sentence around in his head. It was hard to say what was going on in Itachi's head; he doubted even their parents knew at times. "It's up to you, you're the guest," he paused as he thought about Itachi again. "And as for my brother, I can't say."
"So you're going to let me pick what we do?" Naruto glanced over towards Sasuke, before returning his eyes to the road.
"Within limits," Sasuke answered. "What did you have in mind?"
"Hmm, for now I say we wing it. If we get bored I'm sure we could think of something to occupy ourselves with." The Uchiha mansion, as Naruto liked to call it, loomed in the distance as Naruto reached the main gate. He rolled down the window to punch in the code and waited for the gates to open. It wasn't much later that the two boys were clambering out of the car and heading into the house through the garage.
"So your parents aren't going to be here tonight?" Naruto asked as he dumped his backpack in the entry way.
Sasuke shook his head. "No, they're out enjoying the basketball game and then are going over to a friends house for a late, after game party." He toed off his shoes, leaving them next to the door. "Itachi should be back soon though, in case you were wondering."
Shuffling his way into the kitchen, Sasuke pulled open the refrigerator, digging around for something to eat. He wanted something quick and easy that they could take up to his room before Itachi came back to bother them.
"I'd be happy if he decided to stay out all night and party. He's in college after all, isn't that what he's supposed to be doing?" Naruto followed Sasuke into the kitchen, hovering behind him as he inspected the contents of the frig. "Can I have a glass of milk?" He asked, stepping back to lean against a counter.
"What is it with you and milk?" Sasuke asked, pulling the gallon down from the shelf. He waved Naruto off, knowing that he didn't need to be told where the cups were. "And just because he's in college doesn't mean that he needs to party all the time," he muttered, shaking his head slightly.
"You know my mom only buys the shitty skim milk. I can only get my milk fat when I come over here." The cupboard which Naruto knew held the cups was filed and neat like usual. He pulled two cups out, each a different color. "Which one do you want?"
Sasuke peaked over his shoulder at the two cups before looking back in the fridge. "The green one," he answered. His hands pushed aside the bowls of food, finally finding the small container of left over pizza that he had been looking for. He pulled it out and set it on the countertop, turning around to see Naruto gulping down his milk. Shaking his head at the familiar action, Sasuke grabbed the plates and tossed a few slices on them. "How many?"
Naruto thought for a moment. He had eaten a small lunch, so his stomach lightly rumbled it's hunger. "Four," He called around another gulp of milk. God he loved this stuff, especially when it didn't taste watered down and flat. The cup was filled one more time before Naruto put the carton back into the refrigerator.
"Do you have any homework for the weekend?" Naruto broke the silence that had momentarily settled around them. The gentle hum of the microwave was the only consistent noise.
"A bit. I still have that English project that I need to work on despite the extension that was given," the beep of the microwave drew Sasuke's attention and he pulled out the two plates, setting them down on the island. He slid the plate towards Naruto and watched as he started to wolf the pieces down. Rolling his eyes at Naruto as he fanned his mouth due to the hot pizza. Sasuke grabbed a napkin, hoping to soak up some of the grease.
He turned back towards his plate, scowling when one of his pieces was gone. He turned towards Naruto. "Did you take my pizza?"
"No." Naruto blinked innocently while chewing on a cheesy bite. One hand was hanging conspicuously behind his back, the other holding the piece he was currently eating. "Why would I take your pizza when I have plenty of my own," he lied.
"Show me your hands, both of them at the same time," Sasuke demanded, not trusting Naruto's innocent look. He stalked closer as Naruto seemed to hesitate. "Naruto..."
"Come on Sasuke, it's only a slice of pizza." Naruto held up both hands in defense, a piece of pizza in both. "Let's handle this like adults." The deathly glint in Sasuke's eyes did not bode well for Naruto. His instinct to flee reared its head and he had to force himself to stay still.
Sasuke stopped once he was within striking distance and eyed Naruto, who seemed frozen in place. "You're right Naruto, we'll handle this like adults," he stated and sidestepped the male. He grabbed the cup of milk and held it up over the sink, tilting it slightly and a small drop dripped into the sink.
As the small drop of milk slipped down the drain, Naruto scrambled to Sasuke's plate slapping the pizza slice back into place. "I give, I give." He cried, "Just don't pour out my milk. Anything but that." It was a rather pitiful plea.
"Dork," he muttered, tilting the glass of milk up to his lips. He greedily gulped the remaining milk down, allowing the cooling liquid to run down his throat. He was certain that Naruto would be pissed at him for not giving back the glass of milk, but sometimes Sasuke had a little too much fun teasing Naruto.
Naruto puffed out his cheeks, an annoyed flush filling them. He really should have seen that coming. Sasuke never did play fair. "That didn't give you the right to drink it." Naruto grumbled, taking another bite of his pizza, leaving only the crust. The long strip of breading was offered to Sasuke. Naruto never did bother to eat it.
Sasuke shrugged his shoulders and took the offered crust, nibbling at the bread. "It's not like we're out of milk," he wiggled his eyebrows. "Unless you're just scared to drink after me and want a new glass."
"I don't think it's much different then shoving my tongue down your throat. I think I'll survive drinking off you." The cup was snatched from Sasuke's hand, and Naruto turned towards the refrigerator. Once his glass was filled again he began munching on his final piece of pizza, finishing it off quickly.
The kitchen grew quiet, Naruto's sudden belch being the only sound to break it. His pieces of crust sat on his plate, waiting for Sasuke to either eat them or to throw them away. Tanned fingers began to drum the counter top in some fairly familiar tune which went off beat from time to time. Naruto was quickly growing bored of standing around.
"Bored?" Sasuke asked, watching the fingers drum along the surface of the countertop. His eyes followed the steady movement until he felt a tick develop in his eye and he slammed his hand over the fingers. The noise stopped and Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Come on, let's go to my room where we can at least listen to some normal music."
He lead the way up the steps, pausing only when Naruto's sock covered feet slipped on the step. He simply shook his head, knowing that it was a daily occurrence and that some things would never change. He pushed his door open, pausing to click the light on before crossing over towards his computer desk, set his backpack on the floor, and flopped down on the chair.
"You know you really hurt my fingers." Naruto complained as he walked into the moderately sized bedroom. Before they had been friends, Naruto would have guessed Sasuke's room to be dark and Gothic with candles burning like Satan's fires and a skull sitting upon his desk. Instead Sasuke's room was fairly normal, band posters covered the walls as well as a random bikini model posing on the beach. Naruto liked to think of it as Sasuke's last connection to the world of the straight.
Sasuke looked up from logging into the computer and arched an eyebrow. "Somehow, I think you'll live. But if your vision happens to grow dark, stay away from the tunnel of light," he turned back towards the computer after watching Naruto flop down on his bed and roll around on the soft comforter. "Otherwise I might have to kiss you in order to bring you back to life."
"Isn't that Sleeping Beauty, and wasn't she like in a coma and not actually dead?" Naruto gave Sasuke a skeptical glance. "You might be a good kisser, but I don't think your kisses have the power to raise the dead."
"Just shut up and hand me my binder," Sasuke said, turning around in the spinning chair. "Sometimes I think you only stay over here for the free food and milk that I have. It's not like we do anything over here anyway."
"Because somebody's a paranoid bastard," Naruto mumbled under his breath. Sasuke's backpack lay on the bed next to him, the zipper already peaking open. He rummaged through it and unceremoniously threw the binder at Sasuke's head without much thought. It was probably one of Naruto's biggest faults, and Sasuke's biggest peeves; Naruto never thought before he acted.
Sasuke's eyes flashed as the binder hit him on the side of the head before dropping into his lap. He could feel the sting on his forehead where the edge had broken the skin and he stood up, grabbing the binder tightly. His knuckles were white as he stalked towards Naruto, who was trying to mold against the headboard of the bed. Sasuke's hand shot out, grabbing an ankle and dragging Naruto back towards him.
He pinned his body onto the bed and straddled his lap, using the weight to keep him from moving too much. "You're such an idiot," he muttered and tapped the binder lightly on Naruto's chest. "How about I return the favor?" he raised the binder, intent on beating some sense into Naruto, but froze as a small packet slipped out from the bottom of the hard plastic case, landing softly on Naruto's shirt.
Naruto stared at the small paper thin cut that bubbled with tender beads of blood. The amount looked too large for such a small wound, but the head always seemed to bleed more. He wanted to reach up and brush the crimson stain away, but was unable to move much with Sasuke pinning him down. So he waited for what ever revenge would come his way, no doubt a hard smack from the same binder her had thrown.
When nothing came, Naruto slowly gazed down Sasuke's face taking note of the faint blush. "Sasuke?" He questioned, not sure about the sudden change in the boy above him.
Sasuke stared at the little plastic wrapper that sat so innocently on Naruto's chest. The orange color seemed to mock him and Sasuke found it strangely ironic and at the same time, highly annoying that it would have to be that color. His cheeks were warm and he was suddenly aware of their position as he lowered his arms.
Naruto's hand came to finger the small package, not fully comprehending what it was from the angle. He picked it up, eye's growing wide as he saw what he held. Was this some sick trick the man upstairs was making? Or was this some heavenly sign. Naruto wasn't sure, so he went for the safest reaction. "Uhhh..." He stared blankly, as if he had no clue what to do from here, and in all truth he didn't.
The awkward statement wasn't lost on Sasuke and he watched as a faint blush touched Naruto's cheeks as well. He laughed nervously and resisted the urge to rub his neck, as Naruto usually did in uncomfortable situations. Instead, he blurted out the first thought that came to mind. "At least it's your favorite color."
And Naruto laughed, a deep guttural guffaw. His stomach ached and his body trembled, shaking Sasuke on top of him. Of all the things for the older boy to say, he could only comment on the color. It was indeed ironic and Naruto couldn't help but feel it was made for him. "So does that mean I'm the one that's going to wear it?" He joked between laughs.
Sasuke blinked and then scoffed. "As if I'd allow that orange thing anywhere near my ass," he stated, placing his hands on Naruto's chest for balance. The blond was still laughing underneath him, laughing even harder at his comment and gasping for breath. "Besides, what do you know about it, Mr. 'I couldn't even roll the condom on the dildo'?"
"You won't let it near your ass, but you'll put it on your dick?" Naruto sputtered for a bit, trying to regain some air he had lost due to his hysterical laughter. "I did to roll it on fine! Besides you didn't do it either, you're probably no better."
Sasuke's fist curled into Naruto's shirt, pulling him closer. "Like hell I'd put that horrendous color on my dick," Naruto still chuckled and Sasuke scowled, knowing that he had lost that argument; there was no way he could've won. "Fine then, show me how much better you are than me, and maybe, I'll consider letting you put that condom to good use."
Naruto eyed the condom for a moment considering all of what was being put on the table so to say. It was a challenge, so he surely couldn't back down. Yet the implications of what could happen had a hot blush spreading all the way down to his neck. He ignored the twisting feeling in his stomach and turned to Sasuke, full smirk blooming on his face. "Well if you want me to prove my 'worth'" He emphasized with air quotes, "Then you better help me out with my rather soft problem." Naruto looked pointedly down at his crotch.
To Be Continued . . .
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