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More Naughty Than Nice	By : MagicalReality Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3374 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-san. I own nothing and I make nothing from writing this.

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Summary: Sasuke catches a burglar in his house. [SasuNaru, Yaoi]
Warnings For This Fic: Sex between boys, YAOI, bi. Don’t like, don’t read.
A/N: Merry belated Christmas! This is late, I know, but please read it anyway.

More Naughty Than Nice

He had been dreaming about stabbing Sai with a sharpened candy cane when a loud crash startled him out of his sleep. When it happened a second time, he grabbed his gun from his nightstand drawer, not bothering to load it as he shoved it into the back of his pajama pants and tiptoed out of his room.
Sasuke was new to the police force, and since it was Christmas Eve, he knew that break-ins were more likely to occur. He just didn’t think some idiot would choose his house.
The raven crept down the hallway, soft curses coming from the direction of his living room. All he could see was a brightly covered back, and an even brighter head. Blonde hair shown from under a green hat, which didn’t mix at all.
“Don’t move.” Sasuke warned the intruder, pulling his unloaded gun from the waist of his pants. The red-clad arms rose in the air, and the blonde turned to look at him. “Come over here, slowly. Get on your knees and put your hands behind your head. Nice and easy, usuratonkachi.”
“I hate cops.” The man grumbled, doing as Sasuke said and glaring up at him with ice blue eyes. The raven was startled for a moment. Then he noticed the pointy ears. “Uchiha Sasuke, right? I was just delivering your present.” The blonde huffed out, pointing to the single, darkly wrapped box under his non-existent tree. In reality, it was just sitting in the spot where his tree should’ve been, if he celebrated Christmas like everyone else. The tag read: To Sasuke, From Santa.
Sasuke bent down to pick the present up, shaking it a little, turning it around in his hands. The intruder rolled his eyes, motioning for him to put the gun down.
“Present delivered. Can I leave now?” The blonde asked, just as the room erupted into loud clattering, like someone was walking around up on his roof. The man at Sasuke’s feet paled, jumping up and running to the front door, throwing it open. “No! Jiraiya, you asshole! Don’t leave me here!’ The blonde screamed, glaring up at the dark sky.
Sasuke could’ve sworn he heard someone laugh, and the sounds of sleigh bells getting further and further away. “Fucking stupid, perverted Santa! How am I supposed to get home?!”
Sasuke raised an eyebrow as Naruto slammed the door, a scowl pasted firmly over his lips.
“I’m an elf, okay? Not some idiotic burglar. And that was Jiraiya, A.K.A. Santa Clause.” The blonde seethed, going over to Sasuke’s couch and dropping himself into it. “Can you please put that gun away? It’s making a little nervous. I’m not a burglar!”
The raven set his gun down on the coffee table, joining the blonde on his couch with his present in his lap. He wanted to open it now.
“Just open it, teme. I’m gonna be here until dawn anyway.” The elf assured, sighing as he kicked off his-orange nikes?-and getting more comfortable next to the cop.
Sasuke shrugged as he pulled the bow off of the present, tearing the wrapping paper and raising an eyebrow at the white box underneath. It was just a plain box, no decoration on it or more wrapping. But there was something odd of inside of it: a note, a box of condoms, and lube. The note said ‘Naruto’.
“Are you Naruto?” Sasuke asked, passing him the note. The blonde carefully unfolded it, eyes falling to the messily written words as he read out loud.
“I can’t believe you fell for that, taku. Like I would ever take you to deliver presents with me. That’s Sakura’s job. Your job tonight is to put Sasuke there back in the Christmas spirit. By screwing his brains out, of course. That’s why I provided a few little items with his silly, little box. You’re his real present. You’re fired if you don’t do it. I’m serious here. Have sex with him, and then I’ll come to get you when I’m done delivering. Love, Santa.” Naruto blinked, folding the letter back up and turning to look at Sasuke. “I’m your real present, apparently.” The blonde sighed, suddenly growling in frustration and ripping Santa’s letter up.
Sasuke pulled the lube and condoms out of the box, examining both items as he turned them around in his hands.
“Fine. I’ll do it. Merry fucking Christmas.” The elf started to strip out of his clothes, scowling when pale hands stopped him.
“You don’t have to, dobe.” Sasuke told him.
Naruto shook his head, “Yes, I do. I t says so in the letter. And if I lie to him, he’ll know. He always knows when I’m lying.” Naruto sighed, standing to continue removing his clothes. When he was completely naked, he dropped to his knees and plucked at the buttons on the raven’s pajama pants, fisting his cock to pull it out into the open air.
Sasuke gasped, moving to tangle a hand in the blonde’s hair as a too-warm hand stroked him. Without warning, Naruto licked at the head, obliterating the raven’s thought processes with pure sensation. He got hard quickly, almost to the point of straining. The elf was doing something with his tongue that Sasuke had never had the luck of feeling before.
After a few seconds Naruto pulled up, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand. His eyes were darker, half lidded as he stood and crawled into Sasuke’s lap, erection bobbing with his movement. The blonde’s flush reached the very tip of his cock, almost angry red.
Naruto was silent as he grabbed a condom from Sasuke’s white box, opening the package with his teeth then rolling it down the raven’s length.
“You’ve done this before.” Sasuke accused, watching with morbid fascination as the blonde coated his fingers with the lube then reached behind himself. Sasuke didn’t need to see what was happening to know what the elf was doing. His jerking arm was answer enough.
He’d slept with women before, even had his fingers inside them. But when Naruto pulled at his arm, urging him to finish preparing him further, Sasuke felt himself sigh into a fervent kiss as he pushed two newly lubed fingers into the elf’s hole. It was tight and hot, not unlike being inside of a woman, although there was a difference being the lack of natural lubrication. For one thing, there was a hard cock brushing up against his stomach and equally hard nipple just inches from his mouth. He took incentive and sucked it into his mouth, treating the inside of the elf’s body like he would anybody else’s, with gentle fingers. He pressed them in deeper, in and out, until a sharp cry sounded in his ear.
“Fuck, yes, just like that.” Naruto groaned softly, digging his fingers into Sasuke’s soft hair and urging him on, rocking his hips into those thin fingers. “You-ah, fuck!-better be a good lay, S’uke. So far-nnn-your fingers are promising.” The blonde laughed breathlessly, cutting himself off with a choked scream as three fingers were shoved into him.
“You won’t be disappointed.” Sasuke smirked, pulling his fingers free and lubing up his latex-covered cock before grabbing the blonde’s hips and positioning that waiting hole directly over him. Then he pushed down and Naruto swallowed him up.
The blonde felt like a vice around his cock, hot and clenching. It made his body tighten, like a bowstring, overly aroused and teetering just on the edge.
Naruto started to slowly move, his fingers tightening in the raven’s hair. Sasuke seized his mouth, rocking his hips up as Naruto forced his own down. Heat rolled thorough Sasuke as he panted against the other man’s throat, gripping his waist hard enough to bruise.
“I’m tight, aren’t I?” Naruto moaned, arching his back to take more of Sasuke in. Sasuke groaned against the skin of the elf’s’ neck, crushing the tanned body closer to his, feeling the blonde’s cock smear pre cum over his belly. “Fuck, S’uke, you’re cock feels so good inside me. Stretching me, filling me to the point of bursting. God, please don’t stop.”
Sasuke bucked up hard, a startled moan ripping its way from his throat. Naruto smirked through the hazy pleasure crawling up his spine, spreading his legs further apart. Sasuke thrusted deeper, hitting the man’s prostate with deadly accuracy. The blonde saw stars.
“Fuck me as hard as you want, bastard. I can take it.” Naruto breathed, opening his eyes in shock when the raven switched their positions, the blonde ending up on his back as Sasuke rolled into him like a piston, eyes trained on his face, dark and inviting. One of his legs was lifted onto Sasuke’s shoulder, and the scream that resulted in such an action burned all the way up his throat. Sasuke smirked.
“Fuck, do that again, S’uke. So good.”
Sasuke complied, snapping his hips forward, relishing in the pleasured cries he was receiving. Sharp nails scored down his back, teeth sank into his jugular, and Naruto’s body clamped around him as warm liquid splashed against his belly. He quickly brought his hand to the elf’s neglected cock, stroking it into yet another orgasm, more intense than the other. Naruto’s bucked up, screaming, forcing Sasuke’s orgasm out of when Naruto clenched even harder around him. Thick, sticky jets of come spurted into the latex around his length, Sasuke’s body shaking as he lowered himself to lay half on top of the elf. When soft, even breaths warmed his cheek,
Sasuke lifted his head and raised an eyebrow. The idiot had actually fallen asleep. Sasuke moaned softly as he pulled out of the man, removing the condom and grimacing as he tucked himself back into his pajama pants, deciding to chance them when he got Naruto all straightened up and cleaned off. He tossed the condom into the trash in the bathroom, taking a wet cloth and cleaning off his chest before he went to do the same to the blonde in the living room. He threw the wet cloth into his hamper, along with his pants, and crawled back into bed with a clean pair after putting his gun back into its drawer.
Sleep came swiftly, dragging him down into dreams of sugarplums and naked elves.

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When he woke up a few hours later, Naruto was gone and a note was left in his place, folded neatly on the couch along with the blankets Sasuke had put over him. His white box was sitting back under the nonexistent tree.
The note read: Merry Christmas, Sasuke. Sorry I feel asleep right after I came. You don’t know how exhausted I was after all the heavy lifting I did for Santa. Thank you for tonight. It was more than I expected. Maybe I’ll come by next Christmas and we can have some more fun. ;) Love, Naruto
Sasuke shook his head as he folded the note back up, shoving it into the pocket of his pants. He still couldn’t believe he’d had sex with an elf on Christmas Eve.

-One Year Later-

Sasuke was dreaming about fucking a certain elf with his fingers, cock, and tongue when a loud crash startled him out of his sleep. When it happened a second time, he grabbed his condoms and lube from his nightstand drawer, shoving both into his pajamas before tiptoeing out of the room.
The first things he saw were blue eyes, smoldering darkly as a tanned fist stroked and pulled at the erection nestled between toned thighs, framed by the lights from his Christmas tree. Sasuke’s mouth watered.
“Merry Christmas, Sasuke.” Naruto grinned, taking the three small steps separating them to rub his palm against the cotton covered cock hidden beneath the raven’s pants.
“I hope you’re ready for this. I’m going to rock your world tonight. Have to pay you back for slacking last time.” The blonde said smugly, reaching up to pull the man down into a steamy kiss.
Sasuke smirked, “You’d better be a good lay, dobe, because you touching yourself is an immense turn on.” The raven informed him, pushing his lover towards the bedroom with hands wandering and tongues clashing. His joints felt watery, but the kiss was promising. Merry fucking Christmas, indeed.

The End. Merry belated Christmas everyone!
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