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Naughty?	By : katsuyo Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1667 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or the characters. I don’t make a red cent out off my fan fiction. I go through this angst on a regular basis just to satisfy your ravenous literary needs. Enjoy!

Chapter List
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Author’s
Notes:
This fiction was originally posted on Y! Gallery for
one of last year’s Christmas swaps – this one was for the Naruto
Brain Breakage club.
I just received notification that this story has been nominated in the PWP 1-shot category for the ItaNaru
Awards and per request of the jury, I am posting a copy over here on AFF to be
enjoyed by the masses.
Okay, quick heads up...

There will be guaranteed Brain Breakage...that's kinda
the whole point in this.
This is rated for a mature audience and contains
gratuitous amounts of Itachi smexing
Naruto.
If you do not like yaoi
pairings (man on man lovings) – I suggest you use
that back button and return to the menu…thanks.
A sentence in Italics denotes the song's lyrics.
My crack swap recipient was the lovely Knave of
Hearts.
I loved this list so much that I used all the
prompts submitted and ended up soliciting more prompts from others.

Knave of hearts prompts were:

-electric dog collar

-rob your neighbor

-RuPaul

-that one guy

-prostate exam

-white elephant

-Rod Stewart

-You Sexy Thing

-1337

-disco

The Rod Stewart Song lyrics featured in the fiction is, "If you think I'm
sexy".

Prompts I used from folks who sent in suggestions over at Y!Gallery:

Klepto: Adult baby clothes and Hello Kitty Vibrator.

Yaoiismy:
Preparation H and a very large stuffed animal.

The husband suggested hippopotamus for the animal.

And the rest is all katsuyo messed up goodness.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or the characters. I
don’t make a red cent out off my fan fiction. I go through this angst on a
regular basis just to satisfy your ravenous literary needs. Enjoy!

Naughty?

Itachi
opened the front door to his penthouse apartment and was greeted to the sound
of seventies music reverberating off the walls.

Sugar, sugar

He smirked as he locked the door and shrugged out of his heavy overcoat.

The raven haired business man could think of worse things that his lover could
be listening to.

Ooooh ooh ooh

Itachi smirked as he heard Naruto’s
voice somewhere in the apartment, cheerfully singing along with Rod Stewart.

She sits alone waiting for suggestions

He's so nervous avoiding all the questions

His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding

Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

“You’re in the bedroom…” murmured Itachi with a
smirk, turning down a small hallway.

The singing was definitely louder in the bedroom.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

come on sugar let me know.

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

come on honey tell me so

Tell me so baby

“Naru-koi, I’m…..home.” husked the older man, only to
be stunned into silence by the scene unfolding in front of him.

A pert bottom encased in a white marabou trimmed red satin minidress
swayed seductively from side to side to the beat as the blonde bent down at the
waist to adjust his red ribbon trimmed black fishnet stockings.

Itachi pulled a handkerchief out of his pocket and
held it to his nose briefly as his lover rolled his hips a couple of times
before he slid his hands up from toned legs to ghost up his body and finally
stood up, his hand reaching up to adjust the santa
hat sitting at a jaunty angle on his blonde head.

He's acting shy looking for an answer

Come on honey let's spend the night together

Now hold on a minute before we go much further

Give me a dime so I can phone my mother

They catch a cab to his high rise apartment

At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

Itachi watched in amusement as Naruto
raised a hand, shaking a finger at an imaginary man as he continued to sing and
put on a show for his audience of one.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

come on honey tell me so

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

come on sugar let me know

The older man leaned back against the doorframe and briefly entertained the
idea of skipping out on the office Christmas Party as Naruto
continued to grind and roll his hips before finally turning in Itachi’s direction.

“ACK!! You’re home!”exclaimed the blonde, his cheeks dusted pink in
embarrassment.

“Don’t stop on my account.” replied Itachi with a
sultry half smile.

“We’re going to be late as it is…” countered Naruto,
his blush deepening as he brushed a hand nervously down the front of his short
dress.

“Very nice, Narukoi…but I don’t think I want to show
this particular surprise off at the Christmas party.” returned Itachi with a possessive gleam in his eye.

“Wha? You want me to get changed!?” exclaimed Naruto with a pout.

“You’re not attending the party dressed like that.” countered the raven haired
man before pushing away from the door frame to prowl over to where his
boyfriend stood with a militant look on his face.

“No. I don’t want to get changed. I want to wear this.” ground out Naruto, stamping a red pump clad foot in anger.

Itachi raised a raven eyebrow.

“Are you challenging me, Narukoi?” asked Itachi in a quiet glacial tone.

“I don’t wish to change, ‘tachi. It took me forever
to track down the outfit in my size and a pair of panties that match it
perfectly.” countered Naruto stubbornly.

“You’re wearing matching panties? Bend over and show me.” returned Itachi in a biting tone, trying valiantly to keep his jealousy
in check.

“No. Go to hell, Uchiha!” yelled Naruto
before he stalked over to the dark mahogany chest of drawers where a red satin
clutch and a brightly wrapped gift sat waiting.

Cobalt eyes widened in shock as Naruto felt himself
being lifted and hauled over a shoulder.

“Put me down, bastard!!” growled the blonde, thumping Itachi’s
back a few times before he was dumped onto the bed.

“Pull the skirt up, Narukoi…I want to see those
panties.” returned Itachi in a tone that brooked no
argument.

Naruto swallowed audibly as he recognized that look
in his lover’s eyes.

Itachi was pissed.

His boyfriend was usually cool as a cucumber but the occasions he got in this
mood…well, it never boded well for Naruto.

The blonde scrambled to his knees and lifted the hem of his dress to reveal his
panties to Itachi’s avid glare.

“Ehh…see. They’re plain old red satin panties.”
muttered Naruto with a blush, hoping to hell that Itachi would let the matter drop.

Itachi was now quietly seething.

He could tell that Naruto was lying to him and he was
going to find out why even if he had to fuck him within an inch of his life.

“Turn over, Narukoi and let me admire these plain old
red satin panties covering your cute ass.” murmured Itachi
with a calculating gleam in his eye.

Naruto inwardly cringed at that command.

Damn it all to hell. He was screwed either way.

Itachi watched his boyfriend reluctantly turn over
and put his pert rear end in air before a tanned hand reached back and raised
the skirt to reveal the back of Naruto’s panties.

“You were planning on wearing these out in public!?” hissed Itachi,
a possessive rage slipping quietly over him at seeing the words “very naughty”
embroidered across his boyfriend’s ass.

“Yes, I was planning to…emphasis on the word ‘was’ - until you decided that you
were going to get all fucking territorial. Now, let me go and get changed into
a suit, bastard.” replied Naruto with a low hiss as
he moved one leg towards the edge of the bed, only to feel Itachi’s
hands firmly on his hips.

“No…not yet. I need to show my appreciation first.” husked a low silky voice.

“W-wait, tachi…what are you planning to do?”
stuttered the blonde in alarm as he felt the bed dip before he heard the
crackle of a plastic wrapper being removed.

“Suck.”

Blue eyes widened in surprise as the peppermint candy cane he had put into one
of his garters slid past his pink lips.

Naruto sucked harder onto the candy as he felt nimble
fingers slip under the waist band of his satin panties and push them down to
his knees.

“Are you nervous, Narukoi?” teased the raven haired
man, watching Naruto shiver slightly.

“Why the hell should I be nervous, baka!?” grumped
the blonde before gasping in shock as he felt a wet swipe of a tongue over one
firm butt cheek.

“NO!! Bastard…we don’t have time.” gasped Naruto as
the tongue slicked his pink hole before slipping inside.

“Thanks to you and those panties…we will be delayed.” returned Itachi with a small smirk to his lips as his boyfriend let
out a shaking breath.

Naruto’s eyes bulged in alarm as he felt a wet finger
slide into his ass.

“FUCK!....’tachi…please…no…the bastards will….fuck
yes… give me a hard time….ahhhh…. if I show up to
another ……..oh kami……Christmas party with a…ahhhhh….LIMP!” exclaimed the blonde as his boyfriend continued
to work his tongue and fingers deeper into Naruto’s
anus.

“I don’t give a rat’s ass about what they think. We both know that those horny
old pervs would love to stick their dicks into you if
they could. You protest but we both know that you love it when I fuck you.”
returned the raven haired man with a sly smile before reaching a hand out to
pluck the candy cane out of Naruto’s slack mouth.

“Wha…wait! Oi – I was
eating that, bastard!” groaned Naruto as he tried to
snatch the candy cane out of Itachi’s hand but
without success.

“Don’t worry, Narukoi…you will still be eating it.”

“Eh…..I don’t understand…..ITACHI!!!” squealed Naruto
as he felt Itachi’s mouth leave his ass, only to be
replaced scant seconds later with the candy cane.

“Fucking…pervert….BASTARD! What are you trying to do? Give me a prostate
exam!?” gasped the blonde, lashing out with a red pump as his lover continued
to fuck him, pushing the peppermint stick deeper into his twitching hole with
every down stroke.

“That wasn’t very nice, Narukoi.” tsked
Itachi before he gave the candy cane a twist and
shoved it in until only the curved end could be seen.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fucking….Ecchi!!”
gasped the blonde, arching his back as the candy ground against his bundle of
nerves.

“Such language!” mocked Itachi, giving the candy cane
a swipe with his tongue as it slid back inside Naruto
once more.

“Ahhhh….tachi…..ahhhh……..please….I'm close...no more….” begged Naruto as Itachi continued to
pummel his prostate.

“Why don’t you tell old Sandy Claws what you really want, Narukoi?”
murmured the raven haired man huskily.

“COCK! Give me COCK!” cried out Naruto, pushing his
ass back on the hard stick of sugar.

“Cock you want. Cock you shall have.” purred Itachi,
his free hand pulling down his zip and fishing out his hard dick.

Blue eyes widened to tiny pinpoints as something large and blunt entered his
aching hole, replacing the candy cane.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……………..”

Itachi gave a low grunt as Naruto’s
body clamped down on his shaft and felt his heart skip a beat.

It didn't matter how many times they did it - Naruto
always managed to make his pulse race.

“Damn it…I still can’t get over how tight you are, Narukoi.”
muttered the raven as he grabbed hold of Naruto’s
hips and pushed his cock in hard and deep.

“Ahhhhh….kami….hurry, ‘tachi….gonna cum.” gasped out the
blonde, clutching onto the comforter as Itachi
pounded into his sweet spot.

“Not…yet. Bad…boys…need…to….beg…for…it.” replied Itachi,
reaching around and wrapping long fingers around the base of Naruto’s shaft.

“NOOOOOO!! I wanna….cum!” exclaimed the blonde as his
body began to tremble.

“Beg.for.it.” returned the older man, punctuating every word with a snap of his
hips against his boyfriend’s upturned ass.

“Ahhhhh….god….yes….” gasped Naruto.

“Close….but….not….correct.” returned Itachi with a
smirk.

“Aaaahhhh….please…please….tachi….let….me…cum…”
begged Naruto, his body shaking in earnest now.

“No. Now say, ‘Itachi Uchiha
is a sex god’.” countered Itachi moving one hand up
to tweak a pert nipple through the fabric of Naruto’s
dress.

“FORFUCK’SSAKE!ITACHIUCHIHAISASEXGOD!!...AHHHHHHHH…..letmecumdamnit!”
screamed Naruto, gasping, feeling his limbs becoming
weak as his climax approached.

Semen shot out of Naruto’s quivering cock as soon as Itachi released his grip and sprayed the skirt and the
front of the dress.

“Ahhhh….fuck….my dress…is….ruined!” groaned Naruto as he continued to shudder, feeling warmth flood his
insides as Itachi climaxed.

“You were going to get changed anyway so it makes no difference.” replied Itachi with a smirk, once he caught his breath.

“Yeah…I was…” grumbled Naruto more than a little put
out as Itachi gently pulled out and gathered him
close.

“You know, if you keep pouting like that…I’m going to be tempted to push my
dick down your throat.” countered Itachi crudely
before chuckling as his boyfriend quickly scrambled to his knees and shuffled
over to the edge of the bed.

“No way, bastard. I’m going to get cleaned up before you get it in your head to
make sure that I can’t walk for a week.” grumbled Naruto
as he limped into the bathroom.

“Do you need any help scrubbing your back?” asked Itachi
with a satisfied smirk as a hand reached up to loosen his tie.

“Only if you behave yourself.” drifted out a voice from the bathroom.

Itachi’s smirk got wider as he stripped out of his
suit and slipped into the bathroom, the door locking behind him with an audible
click.

“What are you doing!?....wait…no, tachi….don’t do
that, you bastard…we’ll be late….ahhhhhh….”

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Omake

Itachi smiled in satisfaction as he took in the
disgruntled look on his lover’s face, dressed in a suit and tie.

“What’s wrong?” asked Itachi in amusement as Naruto snatched the glass of beer from his fingers.

“My ass hurts.” hissed out Naruto between clenched
teeth.

“It felt fine to me.” returned Itachi with a knowing
smile.

“Baka.” grumbled Naruto
under his breath as Itachi wrapped an arm around his
waist and pulled him closer.

“I let you wear the panties and the hat.” murmured the older man into Naruto’s ear.

“Well, thanks to you…they were the only items not stained with cum.” huffed out
Naruto, twin spots of pink on his scarred cheeks.

“It’s not my fault that your outfit put me in the festive mood….twice.”
countered Itachi with a smile.

“I still think you’re a perverted old bastard.” replied Naruto
as he raised his beer to his lips.

“Are you participating in the Secret Santa?” asked a voice.

Two sets of eyes looked up to find a tall angular man with a shock of silver
hair pointing skyward and a Christmas themed scarf wrapped securely about the
man’s face.

“Kakashi….we were just talking about you and no, I’m
not participating in the yearly white elephant but Naruto
is.” greeted Itachi with a smirk as his partner
choked on his beer.

“Why don’t I believe that for a minute, Uchiha? If
you’re participating in the gift exchange...you better head over to the stage
then. They’re about to start….oh, Naruto – nice
tie…what are they? Candy canes?” murmured Kakashi,
reaching a gloved hand out to admire the pattern.

Naruto’s face went bright red before he finally
choked out, “Yes. Thanks. Itachi got it for me.”

“Really? Well, it suits you, Naruto.” countered Kakashi taking in Itachi smug
features as Naruto continued to turn a deeper shade
of red.

“I.hate.you.” hissed out Naruto
from the side of his mouth after the other man released his tie and walked off
to mingle with another group of guests.

“Liar….that wasn’t what you were saying earlier. I’m a sex god, remember?”
murmured Itachi as he guided his boyfriend over to a
table near the stage stacked high with brightly colored gifts.

“What did you put in?” asked Itachi as Naruto collected his number from a jar.

“The Ru Paul Christmas Album as well as a collection
of Disco Hits.” replied Naruto with a knowing
chuckle.

“You know Kakashi is going to kick your ass if Gai ends up winning it. He threatened to burn the Cher
bobble head you bought Gai for his birthday.”
countered Itachi with a snicker.

“I don’t know. Kiba may end up picking it again this
year. Gai is still put out over last year’s Secret
Santa when Kiba robbed his neighbor for the electric
dog collar.” returned the blonde with a self satisfied smirk.

Itachi stopped and gave his boyfriend a look of
disbelief.

“Who the hell would put something like that in the white elephant?” asked Itachi after a while.

“It’s a secret santa - not a white elephant, stubborn
bastard.” countered Naruto with a sly smile.

Itachi glanced over and replied in a bored tone of
voice, “You’re exchanging useless crap for more useless crap, so as far as I’m
concerned – white elephant is a better name for this farce.”

“Who would put something like that in the secret santa,
you ask? Kankuro…of course. We are after all talking
about the guy who has ‘1337’ tattooed on his ass with a barcode and ended up
flashing it at the President’s wife while singing ‘You Sexy Thing’ at the
merger party. He’s that one guy you never know what he will do next. Why should
this situation be any different?” countered Naruto
with a shrug.

“Ahhh…yes, I do remember that. The representatives
from the Japanese company thought he was the entertainment and started singing
with him. It was very amusing.” murmured Itachi with
a small chuckle.

“Well, this is just another opportunity for his screwed up creativity to shine.
If it wasn’t for the fact that he’s a genius when it comes to software
development, I think they would have fired his tattooed ass a long time ago.”
muttered Naruto taking a sip of his beer and waiting
for the first person to step up and take a large box from the pile.

“So, which one do you think is his?” asked Itachi,
now more than a little curious.

“You’ll know it when you hear someone tell the group the contents. He always
puts something in that is guaranteed to be a conversation starter. Last year it
was the electric dog collar, a search and rescue lantern and a pack of glow in
the dark condoms in extra large and the year before it was an adult sized baby
sleeper in powder blue with little white bunnies all over it, a 20 dollar gift
card to Taco Bell and a blow up sheep.” returned Naruto
with a wide toothy grin.

“Okay…I got a large stuffed hippopotamus, a tube of Preparation H and a Hello
Kitty Personal Massager.” called out an embarrassed voice.

“Hello Kitty make a vibrator?” countered Itachi with
a quirk of his eyebrow.

“Apparently so…” muttered Naruto, the tips of his
ears turning pink.

“He does this every year, hn?” asked Itachi.

“Yep, every year since he got hired with this company and rumor had it that he
was the same way at his previous company too.” returned Naruto
with an unholy grin.

“I think I will be participating next time. Your work colleague has managed to
convince me that it would be a worthwhile endeavor after all.” murmured Itachi with a smirk.

Naruto laughed out loud. He had a feeling that next
year’s Secret Santa was going to be memorable in more ways than one.

Owari
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