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Icha Icha Partying	By : YaoiSmutMaster Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1808 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters, nor do I profit from this story. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, who has a younger twin brother.

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Disclaimer: I own none of these characters. I write the characters
according to my own views about them. In addition, I write them how I think
they will react in the situations I place them in. So
please refrain from leaving reviews stating they are OOC, since each person
interprets such things differently.

Happy Birthday Jiraiya!!!

Ok first off I want to thank animeluney,� for helping me out with editing this
fic. I love you dearly!~kisses~

This is an entry into the Rare Naruto Pairings Contest. This was
the prompt:

It was a happy November Birthday party. All the guests were having fun and
eating the extremely delicious cake. Everything was going smoothly when
gradually; the guests start to act weird. It turns out that the birthday cake
was spiked!

I hope I got it at least somewhat right. ~sweatdrop~

Warnings:

My humor ~laughs~, Passionate Family Love(incest), Polyamory, M-Preg, Alcohol
/Drugs and Shouta. Oh and this story is fucking insane! Read at your own risk!
You have been warned! ~evil
laugh~

The main pairing is Inochi/Naruto

Icha Icha Partying

�I
am so glad you could all make it,� Jiraiya squeezes Orochimaru�s hand and looks
at him with pure adoration. �This birthday is even more special, since my true
love is now back in Konoha.�

The
two elder Sannins kiss lovingly in front of the many clapping guests. Everyone
had been quite surprised to learn the two older ninjas had such an enduring
love. All Jiraiya had to do that day, in order to protect the Third Hokage�s
life, was to tell Orochimaru that he still loved him like nothing else in this
world. That the snake master, was the only person he would bow to and present
his soul as a gift.

�Please
ninjas and ninjettes help yourself to the sake,� which is extremely plentiful.
�And don�t forget this scrumptious looking cake, our sweet kunoichi sister Tsunade baked, to
celebrate me getting even older.�

Everyone
laughed heartily at that last statement. For a shinobi who can be quite
reckless, it is amazing to see him still kicking.

�I
love you Jir-chan, and I promise you my sweet love, we will have forever.�
Orochimaru grabs his white haired lover and tries his best to kiss the man into
unconsciousness.

Whopping
sounds and whistles crowd the air as the two old men swap spit like true champions.
Jiraiya looks as if he is seeing angels and Orochimaru seems to be having a
hard time not ripping his Jir-chan�s pants off.

�Hey
get a damn room you old slutty pervs!� Kiba smiles broadly and walks up to the
two men. �Unless you�re going to share that mean loving with the rest of us.�
He wiggles his eyebrows suggestively.

Breaking
apart in shock, both men take appreciative looks at Kiba�s youthful physique.
Oh yeah, something young and tasty would really make this celebration pop.

�Well
sweetie, why don�t you follow us, I�m sure these two old dogs can learn a few
things from you.� Orochimaru purrs at the dog shinobi.

Kiba
gives then both a seductive and innocent batting of eye lashes. �To be honest,
I was hoping you can show me what it takes to really please a man.�

Jiraiya
grabs Kiba and tosses him into Orochimaru�s waiting arms. �That�s our cue
Oro-sensei; let�s get this class in session.�

With
that said, he picks up a couple bottles of sake,
slices a thick piece of cake, and slyly gets a can of whip cream. Winking at
the other guests, he informs them to have a ball and not to mind the
pleasurable screams they will soon hear.

Everyone
waves the now threesome goodbye, and turns back to the partying at hand. It seems
that every drunk and lush of Konoha is there, drinking up the booze like bar
hopping harpies.

Finally
making it to the food table, Naruto grabs a big plate and an even bigger knife.
The cake there, has been calling to him since he seen it brought in. It is a
three-layer cake with lotus blossoms adorning the sides and 56 small toads on
lily pads gracing the top. What makes him want to gorge himself though is that
the cake is his favorite kind: chocolate peppermint.

When
the woman he calls obaa-san first introduced him to the baked masterpiece, he
was quite skeptical of it. After all, he is more of a candy and ramen type of guy; baked goods just had never been his thing. After one
taste though, he was undoubtedly hooked!

He
still remembers that haughty smug look Tsunade gave him as he extolled her
praises. What she said to him next really made him like the cake even more,
since the peppermint used had a very naughty reference.

�You know this
cake has a strong sense of nostalgia for me,� she began. �When I was young, we
used to have very creative parties.�

A very
devilish look had crossed her face. �My parties were quite popular, since I
figured out making homemade peppermint with opium as an ingredient, made the
drug even more potent and inducing of carnal need.�

Naruto had
looked confused, but not wanting to look like an idiot, he did not ask what
carnal meant. He did however figure it out, with the Hokage in waiting�s next
words.

�The parties
would always start at 7 pm,� she sat down in a chair next to the stove, crossed
her legs, and lit a smoke. �By the time the morning came, the house smelled
like a whorehouse running a special.� She cackled with nostalgic gaiety.

Smiling
goofily at the memory, Naruto gathers his big plate with large cake slice and a
very warm bottle of sake. He is still in shock that he had made it to the cake
before the Akimichis did, turning his head towards the other end of food table,
he sees why. Chouji is sitting on his father�s lap, looking flushed, as Chouza
sweetly feeds flavored rice to his only son.

�No
shit!� The blond boy thinks as he sees the young chubby shinobi slyly move his
hand between his father�s legs. Chouji then looks around, but since Naruto has
squatted behind the cake, he did not see his prying eyes.

Thinking
it is safe, the young inflation shinobi gently squeezes his father�s big, fat
cock, through black legging type pants they both wear. The older Akimichi then nuzzles his son�s
neck discreetly, whispering sweet nothings, Naruto believes.

�Wow!�
His thoughts are now totally haywire. �No wonder when I visit, it always seems
Chouji�s room was just thrown together!� He stares a little longer, somewhat
longing, before he once again makes his way to his seat. �I wonder how long
that�s been going on.�

�How
long what�s been going on dobe?� The Uchiha pops up out of nowhere with his arm
draped lazily across his older brother�s shoulders. Uchiha Itachi, finally
confronted the Council of Elders, after Sasuke found out the truth from a
little bride, compliments of Juugo.

Not
wanting to spread business that is not his, he quickly changes the subject. �So
are they going to do it?� It being the council making Itachi
a village hero.

�Oh
they are going to do it alright,� Sasuke says
michevously. �Plus, they are going to make Aniki�s birthday a holiday.�

�Whoa!
Really?� Naruto can�t help
but be impressed, well even more impressed that is. The way Itachi stormed into
council chambers, brandishing his blackmail scroll was truly amazing.

�Yeah,
and they will acknowledge are vows too.� It goes against village policy for
same sex incest to be seen as a legal coupling. The
Uchiha brothers in their defense or in their case, offense (those Uchihas are
some tough cookies) stated that they could have had opposite sex incest
relationships if it had not been for the council.

�So our legally the bitch in the relationship now,
heh?�
Naruto guffaws loudly at his funny.

Even
Itachi snickers until he sees his little brother is not amused, not one bit.
Taking his arm roughly from around his older brother, Sasuke gives the older
Uchiha a �someone�s definitely not getting no ass
tonight� look, before turning blazing cold eyes onto his friend.

Yet,
before he can give the blue-eyed shinobi what for, they all hear a scream that
has dicks hardening and pussies creaming. It sounds like Kiba got more than he
bargained for, but definitely is not complaining.

�Damn!
What the hell are they doing to him?!� Shikamaru tries
to tie his hair up again, only to have his father take it back down. �Whatever
it is, save some for me!�

Quite
a few people nod in agreement, it sounded like Kiba�s ass is
being tapped by a hyperactive active cock that didn�t take its Ritalin!
Well, if the panting Lamaze like screams is anything to go by.

�I
would love to scream my lungs out too, right about now,� Naruto tries to adjust
his cock, which is so hard, that a maple bat would be jealous.

�Oh
that�s right,� Sasuke says maliciously. �You�re still a virgin! Maybe instead
of calling me the bitch, you should try to find out how being one feels!�

Naruto�s
lips quiver and a look of hurt covers his face. �That was mean teme! You know
none wants me!� He turns, trying to hide his tearing eyes.

�That
was quite cruel Outoto,� Itachi gives Sasuke a very displeased look, which
causes the younger to cower. �You really should apologize.�

Sasuke
looks at his best friend and cringes at how crestfallen Naruto looks. Pulling
the blond shinobi into a hug, the young Uchiha apologizes profusely.

�Naru-chan,
I am quite sure there are a lot of people that want you.� Sasuke steps back and
turns the shorter ninja around. �Look Aniki, who wouldn�t want to tackle that ass!�

Itachi
gazes at Naruto�s plump rear-end and agree. The blond boy is sporting one hell of
�come fuck me� booty!

�Not
many would turn that jiggly rump down.� Itachi grabs his brother�s rear and
massages it adoringly. �I must say though, I am extremely addicted to your
tight bunghole, Outoto.�

Naruto
coyly looks at the frolicking brothers. They are extremely attractive and really experienced. Maybe�

�Hey!
Why don�t you two make me a man?� He feels so proud of his thinking, that even
his dick swells with pride for such a wonderful proposition.

Both
brothers look wide eyed before scratching the back of their heads with awkward
smiles. They look at Naruto, who already is taking the hint.

�Naruto,
we kinda already have our eye on another blonde,� Itachi and Sasuke pull Naruto
into a group hug. �You know how we are, anymore than one extra might drive us
insane with possessive jealousy.�

The
downtrodden shinobi shakes his head in understanding; the Uchihas are well known to plot the death of an innocent flirt.
Still� who would have him?

Sakura,
Lee, Kabuto, Shizune and Tsunade, are in a poly-fidelity relationship. He had
asked to join, no begged on hands and knees, with his face planted firmly to
the ground to them. They would not accept him, they said he was�too innocent.
He had been so infuriated! Lee looks like a boy scout on his way to being Mother
Theresa compared to him!

�I can�t fucking believe this,
un-fucking-believable!� Anger and sorrow seeping through each
word. �Just throw it in my face a little more why don�t you!�

The
Uchihas look at Naruto with confusion at first, until they see why the sudden
outburst. There across the room is Iruka and Kakashi with their very pregnant
mate, Shino.

�That
just does not look right to me.� Sasuke looks at the pregnant master of bugs
with distaste. I�m sorry but, Shino is not the male pregnant type.�

His
older brother agrees, �Shino is more the strict paternal type, I think.�

The
brothers continue to give their views about why Shino should not be pregnant,
paying no mind to the now angrily heaving Naruto.

�That�s
because it should have been me, damn it!� Naruto�s eyes actually tinge red with
fury.

Itachi
and Sasuke look at their friend with worry. It has been six months since the blonde was replaced with a brunette. So much for blondes having all the fun.

�Hey
dobe, you�re going to have to let that shit go,� Sasuke grabs both of his
friend�s shoulders. �They�re not worth it, okay?�

�It�s
time to go forward,� Itachi comes up behind his brother, adding to the support.
�Once you find someone really worthwhile, you�ll wonder why you wasted your
time on those worthless idiots in the first place.�

Naruto
slumps forward a little his eyes dulling slightly, he not only accept him, but
keep him too. Then again, why is it so hard to get a lay?

�Maybe
I shouldn�t have made them wait,� he looks at the triad, regret showing in his
eyes. �Then I would be the soon to be papa.� He turns and gives his best
friends a saucy look. �I would look a thousand times hotter prego, then bug boy
there.�

They
all laugh, since�it is the truth. Naruto would look adorable pregnant and even
Tsunade said he�s a knack with kids.

�You
weren�t wrong for making them wait Naru-chan,� Itachi gazes seriously at the
boy. �There�s nothing wrong with wanting to become more integrated in a
relationship. Especially where two of the people involved already has been
together for quite some time.�

Sasuke
nods, �Just think how crushed you would have been, if you had given them your
virginity.�

The
blond shinobi tremors in fear of that thought. He might have openend up a can
of Kyuubi whoop ass, not conscious of course.

A
small clay bird suddenly appears, causing Naruto to jump back from his friends.
The bird hovers gently above Itachi�s hand, before bursting and leaving a
message in the air.

�Ready to get
my ass tapped and my dick waxed, yeah! Waiting outside for
you huns.�

�He
is so vulgar,� Sasuke says with a sexual gleam, �but Kami I love it, especially
when he uses those tongues on my��

�TMI teme!� Naruto is already sexually
frustrated; no more help is needed to give him
premature ejaculation syndrome.

�Heh,
sorry dobe,� the young Uchiha says sheepishly. �Look we�ll see you tomorrow
ok?�

Naruto nods and waves good-bye to his lucky
friends.
Turning in the direction of his secluded seat, he sighs and once again tries to
make his way over there.

He
passes Asuma and Kurnei gushing and cuddling their pregnant mates Hinata and
Hanabi. Boy was he shocked when Hinata finally told him of her crush on him!
First thing he asked of course, was is he a part of her little family. The
answer: �Boy please, you�re yesterday�s goods!� She had not said it that way,
but that was the gist.

He
waves anyway at them and gives a false smile. It seems all his chances to
become a man have passed him by.

�I might as well join the monkhood. I
wonder if they allow you to still whack the meat.�

Actually,
considering temples in the area, his far off gaze snaps back into focus when he
sees the Sand Trio.

Kankuro
and Sasori are sitting on opposite sides of an annoyed yet content Gaara. The
puppeteers are having an overly excited conversation about marionette clowns.

�Ah,
another letdown,� he says quietly. �Man, they could have really given me a
helluva ride.� He stares at them with mourning and desire.

Gaara
is a very close friend of his, so he knows all about the extremely kinky
sessions the three have with each other. Especially, the time they had played a
game they had made called �Follow the Puppet.�

Sasori
ad made puppets of all them and embedded almost every Icha Icha novel made by
Jiraya into them. Let us just say, Temari, Ino and TenTen, were less than
pleased, when the noise and the stench reached their side of the house.

Gaara
looks up and sees Naruto staring. He smiles his non-existent smile and waves.

�Naruto,
are you coming to see the puppet rally next week?�

The
puppet rally is something Sasori and Kankuro came up with to keep the art
alive, also to see if there is any real potential out there. Especially, cute
and innocent wannbe puppet shinobi type potential.

Laughing at his thoughts, he nods and
continues to his spot.

Finally
reaching his destination, he flops down in his chair. Staring out into the
room, he wonders what it is about him that makes people not want to fuck him
until he is blind.

He
has looked in the mirror many times, to see if he grew ugly. Or
he has ran through his list of what he likes, to see if he is as innocent as
some have claimed.

�Maybe
� it�s because of my inner partner,� he thinks sadly.

Hell!
It�s not his fault that his �father� left him with an
unwanted libido killer!

Becoming
morose, he cracks open his bottle of sake and begins to devour his cake. He
coos, the cake tastes even better than usual.

Starting
to feel relaxed, he looks around, seeing if there is anything interesting to
look at.

�Not
in a million years would I ever even suggest a threesome with those gorgeous
snobs.�

Directly
across the room from him, he sees Hyuuga Hiashi and Neji. Neji�s hips are
gyrating so fast on his uncle�s lap, Naruto is surprised flames aren�t sparking form their crotches.

�Kami,
they sure are so hot to look at,� his hand creeps between his legs. �Mmm, just
a little touching won�t hurt.�

His
hand is almost into his fundoshi, when he feels a strong presence suddenly
beside him.

�Uh..Inochi-sama,� he says, quickly removing his hand. �H-how
can I help you?�

The
blond boy can just smack the shit out of himself. That sounded so lame and the
embarrassment of almost being caught jacking off, has
his face looking like a Roman candle.

�My,
my, the boy has definitely turned into a nice piece of ass,� Inochi gazes at
the boy hungrily.

After
Ino was born, his wife found love with a messenger nin
and since their marriage was arranged, he gave them his blessing. Inochi is
still great friends with her, but he is a little envious that she has found
happiness and still he has not.

�Well,
it seems it is finally in my grasp now though,� his mind whirls with all the
things he can do with the boy.

Inochi
does not plan just having the boy limping all the time� well not just from those activities any way. He wants to
keep the boy, teach him � love him.

He
notices with a start he is still just staring at the boy like a loon. The problem
is though, what is he to say? Nervously, he speaks and hopes to seduce� no, um�
persuade the boy to be his.

�Naruto-san,
you are becoming quite the shinobi,� Inochi wants the young man to know he sees
him in a positive manner.

Naruto�s
face flushes as the honorific glides through his senses. �Thank you
Inochi-sama, that means a lot coming from you, but...� A feeling of sexual
prowess engulfs the boy�s mind as is mouth takes on a sultry smile, �call me
Naru-chan.� He says in a voice that causes the older man to whimper
soundlessly.

�Well,
Naru-chan, is it possible to�� Inochi sits very close
to the boy, �become better acquainted?�

The
blonde boy stares at the man, desire written all over his face. Naruto has
never felt this bold before, nor this confident, but
he is not going to look a gift horse in the mouth! No sir!
This young man is going to take the alpha by the balls!

�Mmm
how acquainted are you willing to become sweetie,� Naruto leans closet to the
man�s face.

Inochi�s
mouth waters, the young blonde�s lips looks so
inviting, no pass that, they are screaming for his!

Seeing
that the older shinobi seems paralyzed, Naruto decides to get this �get
together� stared. He moves the rest of the way to the bigger mouth, and presses
his urgently to them.

Inochi�s
eyes widen at the feeling of the soft mouth on his. He takes the boy�s head
into his hands and tilts it , forcing the pert mouth
to open.

Before
another thought can enter the young man�s head, Inochi passionately takes the
boy�s mouth captive. Sucking the little pink tongue into his waiting mouth, the
older man plays with it teasingly, the young shinobi moans softly.

As
the kiss becomes more intense, so does each man�s hands. Inochi�s ends up on
Naruto�s painfully hard crotch.

The
boy can only whimper even louder when the older blonde
shoves down his pants, allowing Naruto�s cock to see the world.

�Ahh,�
Naruto moans, as Inochi�s hand twists the head of his cock gently.

�You�re
so pretty down there,� the older man breathes in deep desire. �Let me get a
better feel of you.�

He
takes Naruto by the arms and drags until the boy is sitting face to face on his
lap. Inochi thrusts upward and moans softly, when his still clothed cock
brushes the naked one.

�Mmm,
I want to play with your positively plump pecker too,� the boy, giggles
uncontrollably at his funny. He has not ever felt so� light and carefree
before.

�Well
darling,� the older shinobi drawls. �Stick your hand in and say hello.�

Naruto
unties the baggy pants, pushes them down and
then�stares speechless.

�It�s
so beautiful,� his eyes tear up at the magnificent phallus. �I will love it
always,� he says with worship.

The
older man takes his 8-inch cock in one hand and Naruto�s in the other. He
squeezes the poles together, and both nearly jump out of the seat, amazed at
the shooting sensation.

�So
good, your dick feels so hot,� Naruto whimpers. �Fuck,
I feel your balls too. The older blonde�s nut sac rubs
heavily on the smaller set, causing shivers to go up and down both males
spines.

�Nice
ass,� Inochi squeezes the young soft rump lewdly. �I can�t wait to feel it
jiggle around my cock.�

Naruto
laughs aloud at the statement everything feels so great. Everybody seems so
happy, since louder moans and gasps are beginning to be heard.

�Like
this sweetheart,� Naruto turns suddenly on the older shinobi�s lap. Looking
back at the now panting ninja, Naruto wiggles his ass against the hard cock.

�Fuck
yeah!� The older blonde thrusts quickly against the moving ass.
�Oh, I can�t wait!�

Naruto�s
eyes close, the hard cock moving on his ass, has his own rod crying. He turns
back around and cries out, since at that very moment Inochi thrusts hard.

�Don�t
stop lover boy,� Naruto beings to hump against the other cock maddeningly. �I
want to cum all over your dick.�

Hearing
the erotic words from the young man is enough for Inochi to crush the boy�s
body to his and roughly rub his cock against the others.

�Yeah,
tell me how much you want this cock,� the older man can�t
get enough of his name falling from Naruto�s lips.

Naruto
head begins roll, the heat infusing his body, feels as if he is turning into a
human torch. As his testicles tighten and rise, he can�t
help but wonder if his cum will burn coming out.

�Fuck,
fuck, I want to feel you�re cum too,� he moans. �Give me that cream old man.�

�Ah,
ah take it boy!� Inochi�s ass cheeks squeeze together painfully as his cock
spills its contents all over the boy�s penis. �More, I need more of you.�

All
that cock juice washing over his sensitive prick did the poor little ninja in
fiercely. Letting out a yell that brought a few people out of their own lustful
stupors, the blonde boy also gets one hell of a surprise. His
own semen shooting into his own mouth.

�Damn,�
Inochi whispers as the boy sputters and gulps his own seed. �You really were
due for some loving, weren�t you boy?�
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