Uchiha vs. Ichiraku's | By : Telpei Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1242 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1 |
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Title: Uchiha vs. Ichiraku’s
Pairing: SasuNaru
Summary: Naruto’s foot-in-mouth syndrome gets him into
trouble when he ‘accidentally’ insults Sasuke’s skills between the sheets.
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A sharp knock on the door woke Naruto from the nap he had
decided he deserved atop the mountain of torturous paper work lying on his
desk. He jerked his head off the pile of documents awaiting his signature and
blinked repeatedly to clear the sleepy haze from his mind. His clear blue eyes slowly
adjusted into focus, and he frowned at the puddle of drool that had ruined the
first few pages on the stack. Hastily, he wiped his mouth and cheek on his sleeve
with one hand while stuffing the ruined papers into the top of drawer of his desk,
resigning himself to deal with them later. The knock came a second time, and
the blond’s ears picked up Shikamaru’s
annoyed mutterings through the solid wooden surface. He frowned as he listened,
wondering who had come to see him in the middle of the day. His stomach churned
pleasantly as he distinguished between the familiar tones and nuances of the
three voices conversing outside of his door.
“Troublesome. He’s likely sleeping again.”
“Just let me in, Nara.
You know I don’t need an appointment.”
“He’s right, Shika. Besides, I’m
surprised that idiot’s nose hasn’t led him out here. I could smell that stuff
the minute you entered the building downstairs. How many bowls did you bring?”
“Enough, not that it’s any of your
business. Why don’t the two of you take off? I’ll make sure he gets home
safely tonight.”
“Oh, I bet you will! Ha! Spare us the details, Uchiha.
C’mon, Shika, let’s get out of here. Clearly we’ve been
dismissed.”
“Do you really have to be so loud, Kiba?”
Shikamaru’s voice was now moving
away from the door, and Naruto raised an eyebrow in curiosity as he tentatively
sniffed the air. A salty, beefy aroma wafted into his nostrils and the blond’s mouth immediately began to water. Sasuke didn’t
bother knocking again, he merely swung open the door and sauntered into the
room. Naruto’s eyes narrowed first on pink lips - noting an infuriating smirk -
and then they travelled down to examine the two take-out bags from Ichiraku’s that Sasuke carried. He estimated there were at
least five bowls of ramen, all of them hot and delicious and just begging to be
eaten. Naruto was on his feet in the next instant, walking around his desk with
a bounce in his step and grinning at his avenger.
“I knew you loved me!” he exclaimed, assuming (quite
wrongly) that Sasuke was here to relieve him of his boredom without any
ulterior motive. He rubbed his hands together and smacked his lips, smiling at
the two bags in Sasuke’s grip. He barely noticed the Uchiha closing the door to
his office and flipping the lock into place since he was busy reaching for his
ramen. With speed that outpaced even the sharingan,
he had snatched the bags from Sasuke and had returned to his desk. By the time
Sasuke’s smirk had widened, Naruto had already cracked his chopsticks and was
eagerly slurping up noodles from the first bowl.
“Naruto, haven’t you figured out what this is about?” Sasuke
asked as he walked around the desk and came to stand beside the Rokudaime Hokage.
Clear blue eyes glanced up at him, shining with confusion
and innocence, but Naruto didn’t stop shovelling noodles into his mouth and
didn’t bother to reply with a verbal answer. Sasuke never understood him when
he talked with his mouth full anyway, and he always scowled unpleasantly when
Naruto tried to communicate around noodles.
“Don’t you remember what you said last night?” the
raven-haired ninja prodded, but the blond’s eyes only
narrowed in confusion. He slurped up the last of the noodles and lifted the
bowl to his lips with one hand to gulp down the broth while reaching for the
second bowl at the same time.
Sasuke smirked, waiting until Naruto had gotten the second
take-out bowl open before gripping the back of the Hokage’s
chair and pulling him just out of reach of the ramen on the desk. Naruto opened
his mouth to protest, but his breath caught in his throat; the Uchiha had slid to
his knees between the hokage’s spread legs and he licked
his lips. “Answer the question, Naruto,” he ordered in a dark, foreboding
voice, and the blond had the distinct impression that he was being tested in
some twisted way. His mind scrambled to catch up to the conversation, pushing
thoughts of ramen aside – ramen that was cooling rapidly on his desk mere
inches away from his reach – in an attempt to process his lover’s question. However,
his body had responded almost instantly to Sasuke’s position, and he shifted in
his seat to relieve some of the building pressure between his legs. The
raven-haired ninja certainly wasn’t being helpful if he wanted Naruto to be
able to think. He had placed the blond within close vicinity of his two
obsessions, offering them both freely. Naruto’s fingers twitched, clutching the
chopsticks tightly. It was almost as if he was meant to choose between them…
The situation finally dawned on Naruto and he gulped
audibly. “Uh,” he stammered, breaking gazes with Sasuke for just a second to
glance helplessly at the lonely ramen on his desk. However, he should have
known better than to take his eyes off of a predator; before he could move the
sharp sting of a honed weapon’s blade was biting into his crotch. His eyes flew
back to his lover, wide with surprise and no little amount of fear for his
manhood. “Sasuke, what – ”
“Naruto. Answer the question.”
The blond winced, shifting uncomfortably and catching his
breath when his movement caused Sasuke’s grip on his weapon to tighten. The
blade cut through the thick material of his pants as if it was butter, and
Naruto fell completely still. “Uh…” he stammered again, gripping the armrests
of his chair and grimacing. He forced his mind to ignore the ramen (no easy
feat to accomplish) and focused on the swirling onyx eyes of his angry lover.
“Does this… does this have to do with the comment I
made last night about ramen? Because I know the timing was a little bit off and
it wasn’t really appropriate but you know I didn’t really mean it, right?” The hokage tried to smile, eyes crinkling and lips stretched
wide, but it was obvious that the effort was strained. “Right, Sasuke? You know
I didn’t mean it, right?”
He peered down into his lover’s handsome face, and sucked in
a shaky breath when the man smirked. The Uchiha looked ready to kill, and
Naruto knew he was done for when he felt his cock respond to the dangerous,
predatory man sitting beneath his legs. His burgeoning arousal twitched, the
sensitive skin brushing against the razor sharp blade pressed against his
groin, and Naruto bit back a moan as a flash of pain shot up his nerves.
“Naruto,” Sasuke spoke again, drawing the blond’s attention. His eyes narrowed into a glare and Naruto
winced again, beginning to feel sorry for himself.
“You said that Ichiraku’s ramen was better than sex.”
“Well, not in so many words,” the blond immediately
protested, glancing down at the kunai between his legs and wondering if he was
fast enough to snatch it away. However, when he looked back at Sasuke’s face
and met the full force of a blood red sharingan
glare, all hope of escaping relatively intact was dashed. “Now, don’t get me
wrong, Ichiraku’s is better than sex with – ow, ow, dammit, let
me finish!” Naruto yelped. His poorly worded sentence had caused Sasuke to
press the kunai just a millimetre closer to his precious manhood, clipping the
tuft of hair growing at the base with its polished edge. Damn Sasuke for
keeping such good care of his weapons. Naruto was gripping the armrests of the
chair so tightly that his fingers were getting sore, but for the sake of his
gender he ploughed on, hoping to defuse his lover.
“What I was going to say was that sex with other people
sucks, but not sex with you! Sex with you is great, Sasuke!” Naruto grinned
again, and again it was forced. The words sounded corny, even to his ears, and
judging from Sasuke’s warning growl his lover didn’t approve either.
“Oh?” Sasuke asked, his voice calm
and foreboding. He paused for a moment, eyeing the tent between his lover’s
legs. His eyes glinted with malice and Naruto shivered with fear, though the
little brain between his legs insisted that he was aroused. Naruto was busy
conducting an internal monologue with his cock. The thing just wouldn’t be
convinced that it was in perilous danger, and it kept reacting in inappropriate
ways. Naruto was struggling to understand why he was almost completely aroused
by the situation. His erection was straining against his pants, visible through
the slice that Sasuke had caused in the material.
Sasuke spoke again, lifting his scarlet gaze to meet
Naruto’s wide blue eyes. “If you meant sex with other people, perhaps you
shouldn’t have made the comment right after we had just finished having
sex.” Sasuke paused, and Naruto took the opportunity to wince visibly. He
couldn’t refute the fact that his timing had been horrendous. “You gave me the
wrong impression,” Sasuke continued. “However, I’m not sure I’m fully
convinced. I’ve come up with a little test to see if you’re being completely
honest with me.”
The blond’s eyes widened
comically. “A test?” he stammered, chewing nervously on his lower lip. He’d
never been good at test taking. What if he didn’t pass? “Er…
what exactly am I going to have to do?”
Sasuke’s menacing chuckle did nothing to soothe the blond’s frayed nerves. Naruto’s nose caught wind of the
ramen on his desk and he couldn’t resist the reflex that caused his eyes to
flick to the tasty treat sitting within arm’s reach. If he
could just stretch a little bit… However, the sound of a kunai slicing
through his pants and cool air hitting his aching arousal drew his attention
back to his murderous lover.
“If I told you what you had to do, it wouldn’t be much of a
test,” Sasuke spoke, shifting closer so that his warm, moist breath washed over
Naruto’s cock, causing it to twitch happily and strain upwards, towards the
familiar mouth. “Hopefully you’ll be smart enough to figure it out by
yourself,” he murmured, glancing up at Naruto through his thick lashes and
licking his lips once more. Naruto gulped, panic rising in his system as the
pieces started to slowly fall into place.
Ramen on the table.
Sasuke in his lap.
Clearly, he was being forced to choose between the two.
- TBC -
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