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Private Dancer	By : katsuyo Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1504 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Private Dancer
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Author’s Note:

This one shot was written in
response to the “Troublesome Sex” challenge for the ‘Shikamaru is a Slut’ club on Y! Gallery.

This piece of perviness is
dedicated to Kurai Kisu and was
inspired by a scene in Kurai Kisu’s story “Upsilon Kappa Epsilon” on AFF, where
Shikamaru is doing his pledge shout out to the Mary Jane Girls song – All Night
Long. It was disturbing but funny….so I couldn’t resist using the same song in
my story.
This story also dedicated to Shikyaku. Happy Birthday!

Those readers interested in what
the dress looks like – check the link. http://bodybody.com/backlessgown.html

The shoes look like this: http://www.thereddoorstore.com/sexy/3-lip-136.html

A sentence in Italics denotes the private thoughts of
an individual.

Disclaimer:
I don’t own Naruto or the characters. I don’t make any money from my fan
fiction. I just write whatever the little voices tell me to… enjoy.

Private Dancer

Shikamaru looked at the skimpy
little ensemble draped on the bed before glancing over his shoulder at his two
childhood friends standing in the bedroom doorway with hopeful expression on
their faces.
“You two are joking, right?”
said Shikamaru in an emotionless voice.
“Not at all, Pineapple
Head...you lost the bet.” replied Naruto with a wide grin.
“Tsk…troublesome. How do I
know that you two won fair and square? I only have your word that Neji said
that…” groused Shikamaru giving the two men a disgruntled look of
consideration.
Naruto merely shrugged and
nudged Kiba before murmuring, “Show him, Kiba.”
Shikamaru turned to face his
friends, now more than a little curious about their ‘proof’ and was surprised
to see Kiba toss him a small camera phone.
He caught the phone
effortlessly and flipped it open.
“It’s the first file.” murmured
Kiba with a shit eating grin on his face.
Shikamaru’s eyes widened in
shock as he watched the familiar group of men discuss their sexual fantasies
freely, blissfully unaware that they were being recorded.
He shouldn’t be surprised by
the ingenuity of these two…but still, he was impressed with the level of
sneakiness that was needed to capture such an intimate conversation.
Sasuke’s voice drifted out
from the phone as Shikamaru watched the little video with his undivided
attention.
“Neji… It’s your turn…what’s
your fantasy?”
He watched his boyfriend’s
face flush a dull brick red before he gruffly asked, “Do you know that little
street clothes shop downtown that has the display of night club dresses in the
front window?”
“Fuck! I’m screwed…” muttered
Shikamaru as he gave the outfit on the bed another quick glance and felt a
sense of uneasiness settle into the pit of his stomach.
“Figuratively… and if you
play your cards right… literally. Boom Chicka wa wa…” countered Kiba from the
doorway with a wide smile and waggle of his eyebrows.
“Shhh…not now, Kiba.” replied
Shikamaru with a scowl as Sasuke answered the long haired brunette with a
knowing chuckle.
“Hahah… yeah, I know the one
you’re talking about… there’s a sexy little black silk cheongsam with gold
dragons on the front that I’ve got my eye on for dobe….”
“What the hell?!” yelled
Naruto outraged that his boyfriend considered putting him in a dress.
“Shut it, Naruto… boy or
girl…. You’ve got great legs! I can see why the Uchiha bastard would put you in
an outfit like that.” smirked Kiba.
“Does Shino know you talk
like this?” countered the blonde with a small frown.
“Oh yeah… he loves it when I
talk dirty… it gets him off every time!” replied Kiba with a wolfish grin.
Shikamaru sighed and silently
sent a shadow tendril over to effectively bind and gag his two friends while he
watched the small screen.
“They have this long black
slinky number with thigh high slits up the sides that I would love to see on
Shika…” drifted out Neji’s voice.
He didn’t need to look over
at his companions to know he had lost this bet…their muffled laughter confirmed
it.
Sasuke’s voice held a hint of
shock in it when he replied, “The backless number held together with a couple
of ties?! Neji, there’s no way in hell that Shikamaru would wear that for you.”
The shadow wielder sighed
once more and looked at the dress lying on the bed and replied, “I wouldn’t be so
sure about that, Sasuke.”
He stopped the file and
closed the phone before releasing the two shinobis.
“You two may as well get your
asses in here… it looks like I’m going to require some help getting into this
dress.” murmured Shikamaru with an air of resignation.

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“Damn it! I look like a
hooker in this outfit!” grumbled Shikamaru as he glared at his reflection.
“Nah! You’re too classy to be
a mere hooker… more like a high priced escort.” replied Kiba with a knowing
smirk.
Those fucking dumb asses!
“Now, now…Shika… you were the one who had convinced himself
that Neji didn’t want to see you in that
dress despite the fact the poor guy kept giving himself whiplash trying to look
at it with his Byukugan behind your back.” remarked Naruto as he walked in with
a pair of shoes in one hand.
“And you were the one that insisted on this troublesome bet as I recall.” chimed in Kiba.
“No…forget it, Naruto… I’m
not wearing those spindly death traps.” said the Shadow Wielder with an edge to
his voice as he glanced at the sandals in the blonde’s hand.
“Aw, come on… Shika… You look
sexy now but the shoes complete the look.” cajoled Naruto with a winsome smile.
“Now, now..... A bet’s a bet,
Shika… I suggest you put on the shoes or one of us will go and fetch Ino, who
will be more than happy to assist us.” warned Kiba.
Shikamaru shuddered at that
not so subtle threat and snatched the shoes out of the blonde’s hands.
“Fine, I will wear them…” growled
Shikamaru.
“One more thing…” began
Naruto suddenly nervous.
Shikamaru closed his dark
eyes and let out a low sigh before asking, “What is it, Naruto?”
“Um…wearing the dress is only
part of it…” mumbled Naruto with a blush on his cheekbones.
The shadow wielder’s eyes
snapped open and glared at Naruto and then Kiba.
“What do you mean?” asked
Shikamaru tightly.
Kiba let out a small sigh and
fished out his cell phone once more.
Shikamaru watched his
tattooed friend scroll the file ahead before Sasuke’s voice drifted out, “So
what would you do if you ever managed to persuade the lazy bastard to put on
that dress?”
A wistful sigh filled the
suddenly silent room as Neji replied, “I would ask him if he could give me a
lap dance.”
“No fucking way!” hissed
Shikamaru.
“Aw, come on, Shika… it’s not
as though he asked you to suck his cock in front of the lunch time crowd at
Ichiraku or anything like that! Besides, if anyone deserves a lap dance – it
would be him for having to put up with your lazy ass for as long as he has.” replied Kiba.
The three men were frozen to
the spot as Sasuke’s voice drifted out from the phone.
“I doubt you would survive
such an ordeal without a broken hip… this is Shikamaru we’re talking about
after all… he’s lazier than Naruto and Kiba combined.”
“Oi!”
“Teme!”
Neji’s voice broke through
the din in the room, “Careful, Uchiha…that’s my lover you’re insulting.
Shikamaru always puts in an effort
when it matters the most.”
“I’ve heard enough… where am
I supposed to be doing this lap dance?” asked Shikamaru tiredly but privately
fuming at the Uchiha’s comments.
So, the Uchiha bastard considered Neji getting a lap
dance from him an ordeal, huh? He’ll show that baka!
“Yatta! We had a feeling that
you wouldn’t let Neji down.” exclaimed Naruto.
“We got everything set up in
a back room at the Kunai Club. They are planning to meet there for drinks
around nine tonight.” said Kiba with an evil grin.
“Fine.” groused Shikamaru as
he bent over to slip on his shoes and buckle the tiny straps.
Shikamaru stood up and stared
at the image in the full length mirror shifting from foot to foot.
“Hmmph… not bad. The shoes do
look good with this dress.” conceded Shikamaru morosely before pivoting to look
at his side profile.
He watched his reflection
critically as his hand slid down his torso, onto the topmost curve of his
backside before giving it a little slap.
“Baka! What the hell do you
think you’re doing?” yelled Kiba, his eyes widening in alarm as he felt his
nose begin to bleed at the sight of the lazy nin smacking his own ass.
“Tsk…I’m making sure
everything is in its place, of course…troublesome.” grumbled the Shadow Wielder
as he turned and gently swayed past his stunned friends, having no problems
walking in the delicate shoes.
“He looks entirely too comfortable in those heels…I get the
impression that it isn’t the first time he’s worn them, despite his protests.”
said Naruto to his now speechless friend before handing him a tissue.
“Get your asses moving…we’re
going to be late.” drifted out Shikamaru’s voice.
“Yeah…I’m beginning to think
that too…” murmured Kiba after a while before they joined their friend at the
door.

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Neji took a small sip of his
sake and tried to focus on the topic under discussion but it was difficult.
He had just returned from a
hellish A - ranked mission which kept him away for over two weeks, been home
and had a quick shower but he still had not seen his boyfriend yet. It was
frustrating to say the least.
It’s the Uchiha’s fault… If I hadn’t ran into him
outside the reports room, I would be busy pounding that sweet ass now!
“Relax, Hyuuga… you will see
Shikamaru soon enough.” murmured a male voice quietly beside him.
Neji turned to give the
hooded shinobi sitting next to him a startled look before countering in an
undertone, “My apologies, Shino…Am I that obvious?”
The silver eyed male saw a
tiny smile quirk the corner of the other man’s mouth before Shino replied, “Not
at all, Neji. You have just returned from a mission…it makes sense that you are
anxious to see your loved one.”
Neji felt an answering smile
come to his own lips at the Kikai Wielder’s matter of fact statement before
taking up his cup and taking a sip of the sake.
“How is your father? Has
everything returned back to normal at the Aburame Compound?” asked Neji with a
sly smirk.
“He’s fine…once he got over
the initial shock that the Inuzuka males are capable of breeding and his son in
law is expecting… he’s been busy trying to get the nursery in order.” replied
Shino with a small smile.
“Kiba isn’t due for a few
months…is it necessary to prepare so far in advance?” asked Neji quietly, a
frown marring his normally smooth brow.
“No but he’s excited and he
feels that Kiba will wait until the last moment to start working on the baby’s
room.” responded Shino calmly, his wedding band catching the dim light in the
club as he raised the small cup and took a sip of his sake.
Neji let out a soft chuckle,
glancing briefly at the other shinobi sitting at the table and concurred, “I
can’t fault your father’s logic on that one.”
“Miss me, Bug Freak?” asked a
new voice.
The Hyuuga felt his face get
a little warm when he heard Shino reply in a dark smoky voice, “Always, Dog
Breath….”
Damn it…He wished he could stop blushing around the
couple but he hadn’t been the same since he had inadvertently walked in on the
two of them getting…intimate.
It had been quite a revelation.
Kiba warmly greeted the other
occupants of the crowded table before slipping a hand into Shino’s own and
leaning down to whisper in his husband’s ear.
Neji felt something nudging
at his side and glanced down to see a small cluster of Kikai carrying a folded
slip of paper.
One of his hands quickly
slipped down under the table to retrieve the note and he flipped it open with a
flick of his finger.

Neji – back rooms past the bathroom… third door on the
left…go now…don’t tell anyone.

-
K

Neji felt his heart speed up
in anticipation and quickly pushed the piece of paper into his pocket
“Excuse me, Shino… I’m afraid
I have to ask you to get up.” said Neji with an apologetic look on his face.
“its okay, Neji… freely
flowing sake has that affect on a bladder.” returned the Kikai wielder smoothly
as he stood up to allow the other man to get out of the booth.
Kiba and Shino exchanged
knowing glances as they watched the Hyuuga male swiftly walk over to the
direction of the bathrooms.
Neji was in for a surprise.

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Neji walked past the
bathrooms and cautiously pushed open the third door on the left.
He stepped into the room and
quickly locked the door, noting that it was bare except for a small curtained
dancing platform with a brass stripper’s pole and a plain upholstered chair.
The Hyuuga genius sat down in
the chair and waited, curious to see what would happen next.
The curtains immediately slid
shut across the dark stage and the sound of heels clicked across the wooden
surface of the platform.
A spot light lit up the
silhouette of a figure in a long dress, draped seductively around the brass
pole.
Neji swallowed his
disappointment as he took in the obvious female outline but stayed seated out
of inherent politeness as the music started playing.

Hey, baby

Would you meet me on the roof tonight

I got a surprise for you

The curtains slid open to
reveal a figure with shoulder length hair, their bare back being caressed by
several shadow hands, before the person looked over their shoulder at the
surprised Juuken expert now staring in shock at the sight of his male lover in a dress he had seen
countless times displayed in a downtown shop window.
“Holy Kami, Shika…” whispered
Neji feeling a tingle come from his nose as his boyfriend writhed and twisted
seductively to the beat.
Neji tracked the shadow
wielder’s movement with a predatory gleam in his eye as Shika snaked his supple
body around the brass pole, watching with satisfaction how the large slits in
the dress teased him with tantalizing flashes of bare leg.

All (All) night
(Night) long (Long)

All (All) night (Night) long (Long)

The shadow hands dispersed
and slivered off the stage, slipping and sliding over the black linoleum floor
towards the shinobi sitting in the chair.
Neji felt the blood warm in
his system as the shadow tendrils moved up his legs and changed into tiny
shadowy hands, seducing him with their touch and binding him securely to the
chair.
His silver eyes were riveted
on the man slinking off the postage stamp sized platform and walking over to
him with a hypnotic sway of his hips.

Oh, something’s got me so excited, baby

A feeling I’ve been holding’ back so long

You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your loving’

And boy, I can’t wait to get started loving’ you

“Shika…” husked Neji, a small
blush coming to his cheeks as his boyfriend stopped in front of him and leaned
forward, ghosting his breath over parted lips.
“Shhh, Neji… just relax and
enjoy the show.” replied Shikamaru with a kiss.
Neji let out a whispered
groan as his boyfriend straddled his hips and ground his bottom on top of the
bulge starting to appear in the front of his pants.

All night long (All night long)

I’ve waited for your love to come

Up to the roof to show you the proof

It’s you that I love, I love

The long haired brunette
closed his eyes and bit his lips to keep the full throated cry from bursting
forth as he felt Shikamaru work him into a state from his gyrations.
“Kami…Shika….I never dreamed
that….” gasped Neji as his head fell back and he felt shadowy hands caress and
tease his nipples through his shirt.
“Tsk…if it keeps you
happy…I’ll wear the damn dress…but don’t expect it all the damn time.” grumbled
Shikamaru close to Neji’s ear before he felt the slide of a tongue on the
outside shell of his ear and further down the smooth column of his neck.
“Fuck…” gasped the long
haired brunette as sharp teeth grazed his skin and his cock threatened to break
out of his tight pants.
“No…lap dance first…fuck
later.” murmured Shikamaru with a tiny smirk.

And now that I can feel you coming closer to me

I’m not running

Boy, may I say

I can’t wait to get it on

“Shika…I swear…you keep
moving like that….you will be getting a fucking.” countered Neji with a groan
as Shikamaru drove his pelvis hard against his torso.
“How are you planning to do
that, Neji? It’s not as though you can do anything but sit back and feel this…”
murmured Shikamaru as his teeth scraped across his lover’s sensitive collar
bone and his hips rolled seductively once more, grinding on Neji’s lap.
“Damn it, Shika… I feel like
I’m about to bust a nut here…” hissed out Neji crudely, closing his eyes at the
pleasure shafting through his body.
“Aww, koi… I’m afraid I can’t
release you just yet…” teased Shikamaru.
“Why the hell not, Shika?”
asked Neji, ending with a long drawn out moan as he felt his covered arousal
slide between those firm globes of flesh.
“Ahhh…koi….so cruel… I want
to plunge into that sweet ass so badly….” groaned Neji huskily, as Shikamaru
slowly slid up and down in a teasing motion on his groin.

I’m gonna give it to you

All (All) night (Night) long (Long)

(I can’t wait to love you, baby)

I’m gonna give it to you

All (All) night (Night) long (Long)

(Ooh...ooh...ooh...)

Neji’s eyes snapped open as
he felt his boyfriend slide off his lap and the shadow hands shift, pulling his
legs apart.
“Shika…come back! Koi, don’t
leave me like this!” said Neji, slightly alarmed as he watched his boyfriend
walk over to a dark corner.
He hated to beg but he sure as hell didn’t want to be
left here…not when his cock was rock hard and ready to crack open coconuts!
Shikamaru glanced over his
shoulder, taking in the sight of his lover’s silver eyes silently begging him
to release him from the shadows binding him to the chair.
He watched as shadow hands
slivered down his torso to pull down the zip on his pants before Shikamaru
walked back over with a tube in his hand and knelt down in front of him.

I’m gonna give it to you

(I’ve been waiting for you so long, come to me)

I’m gonna give it to you

Neji swallowed nervously as
he saw the naughty smirk on the shadow wielder’s face and suddenly realized
what was going to happen to him.
“No, Shika…. Damn it! Don’t
do this to me… not when I’m aching to have you now…” husked Neji hoarsely and
hissed sharply as cool shadow hands released his penis from the tight prison of
his pants.

(Meet me on the
rooftop in the night)

I’m gonna give it to you

(Come get my love delight)

“Koi… nooooo….” groaned the
long haired brunette shifting his hips and trying to avoid the mouth that was
swiftly descending but to no avail.
Neji closed his eyes and
arched his back as Shikamaru’s mouth captured his erection within its warm
depths.
His eyes widened to pinpoints
as he felt that wonderful mouth move lower on his thick shaft under those firm
lips were kissing his dark curls.
“SHIKA! HOLY KAMI!!
No…please…. STOP!” gasped Neji feeling his balls tighten as the shadow wielder
tortured him with his mouth.

Oh, something’s got me
so delighted, baby

I see your face in everything I do

You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your loving’

And boy, there is just no way I’ll ever get over you

“Shit… stop… everyone will
hear…” moaned Neji, biting hard on his lip.
“It’s alright… no one is
going to bother us…” replied Shikamaru, pulling back to run his tongue along
the underside of Neji’s shaft.
“FUCK! Shika… baby… you know that turns me
inside out when you suck on the head like that.” Gasped Neji, much to the
delight of the lazy nin.
Shikamaru pulled his mouth
off with a pop and murmured, “No… this turns you inside out more…”
“HOLY FUCK, SHIKA!” gasped
Neji as he felt the other man’s tongue dip into the eye of his penis before
engulfing the head with hard suction.

All night long (All night long)

I’ve waited for your love to come

Up to the roof to show you the proof

It’s you that I love, I love

Neji’s finger nails dug into
the chair as he struggled to hold off.
“Release me, Shika…” gasped
Neji as that incredible mouth swallowed him to the root once again.
“Don’t worry, Koi…I’ll
release you… right into my waiting mouth.” purred Shikamaru as he continued to
steadily work his mouth up and down on Neji’s length, spurred on by the husky
low moans coming out of the sexy brunette tied to the chair by his shadows.
Neji grit his teeth trying to
stave off the oncoming orgasm as much as he could but it was difficult when
Shikamaru’s mouth felt so good on his cock.
“Shika…I can’t hold back much
longer.” warned the brunette with a drawn out moan as he flung his head back when he
felt fingers palm his balls.
Shikamaru pulled back and
glanced up at his boyfriend with piercing dark eyes.
“It’s okay…seriously….scream
all you want, koi. No one will hear you.” murmured the lazy nin urgently before
sliding his mouth down on Neji’s penis once more.
Shikamaru’s words finally
sent him over the edge and he came into that waiting mouth screaming the shadow
wielder’s name to the heavens.

Up
on this rooftop I’ll be waiting

For your love, anticipating

Hurry up and come

‘Cause I can’t wait to get it on

Shikamaru felt his mouth fill
with his lover’s seed and let out a husky purr as he slowly swallowed the
slightly sweet offering.
He saw the desire bloom on
Neji’s face and privately thought that the other shinobi never looked as
gorgeous as it did the moment after he climaxed.
“Shika…please….” murmured
Neji brokenly, his silver eyes still glazed with the afterglow of his orgasm.
Neji barely noticed the
shadows sliding his clothes from his body as he struggled to recover from the
pleasure that only this man could give him and felt his cock begin to stir as
the shadow wielder merely smiled and continued to leisurely lick.
The Hyuuga genius sucked in a
much needed breath of air into his starving lungs as he watched Shikamaru
release his oral grip.
Neji’s eyes widened in mild
dismay when he saw Shikamaru give him a saucy little wink before reaching over
to pick up the tube of lube lying near by.
“Koi… please…release my
arms…” begged Neji as his boyfriend straddled his lap once more and opened the
tube under two waiting fingers.
Two shadow hands slid up
Shikamaru’s thighs, lifting the skirt of the dress high as he reached behind to
push one finger inside his heat.
Neji leaned forward and
licked the side of his lover’s neck as he felt Shikamaru gasp and jerk on top
of him.

I’m gonna give it to
you

All (All) night (Night) long (Long)

(I’m gonna give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give
it to you)

I’m gonna give it to you

All (All) night (Night) long (Long)

(I can’t wait to love you, baby)

“Does it feel good, baby?”
whispered Neji hotly as he grazed the tan column of the lazy nin’s neck with
his teeth.
“Fuck…yes….but ….that …horse…cock…of…yours...will….feel…better!”
gasped Shikamaru as he added another finger and drove in deep, seeking that
spot.
Neji smirked as the shadow
wielder let out a low husky groan as his fingers brushed over his prostrate and
Shikamaru’s hard shaft pushed against the fabric of the dress, rubbing against
Neji’s bare stomach.
“Shika…damn it! Tell me that
you wore underwear over here…” growled Neji as his possessive nature came to
the fore.
The lazy nin arched his
throat, pushing another finger inside himself as he felt the nip of Neji’s
teeth and said with a husky moan, “No…underwear….too… troublesome.”
“That’s it… I’m going to fuck
you so hard you won’t be able to walk for a week, Shika…” warned Neji as his
eyes narrowed on the smirking face of his love.
“I doubt it, koi… you’re
still in my kagemane.” smirked Shikamaru
as he added more fingers to stretch the tight ring of muscle.
“You will start getting tired
soon enough of controlling your shadows…” countered Neji with an indrawn hiss
as his hard shaft rubbed against Shikamaru’s own, a thin piece of fabric the
only thing between them.

I’m gonna give it to
you

All (All) night (Night) long (Long)

(I’m gonna give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give
it to you)

I’m gonna give it to you

All (All) night (Night) long (Long)

(I can’t wait to love you, boy)

The Hyuuga’s eyes mourned the
loss of his lithe body as Shikamaru pulled his fingers out and got off his lap.
“No… leave it on…” murmured
Neji with a small frown as two shadow hands reached up to untie the dress.
“I need to take it off…
Naruto took the coat I wore over this…so I need to keep this clean or alert a
bunch of drunk shinobis to what we’ve been doing in this room when we have to
flash out of here.” replied Shikamaru with a grimace.
Neji watched the lazy nin
walk back over to the corner and allowed the little shadowy hands to tug the
dress down narrow hips and over taut thighs.
Neji smiled in satisfaction
as he felt the kagemane begin to loosen its hold and waited calmly for the
other shinobi to walk down over to him wearing just the sandals before making
his move.
Elegant fingers stretched
before reaching out and grabbing his lover’s waist in a firm grip.
“Neji…how…” countered
Shikamaru as his dark eyes widened, the only sign that he had been surprised.

Ooh...ooh...

I’m gonna give it to you

I’m gonna give it to you

“Feel, Shika…. Feel what you
do to me…” growled Neji as he entered the lazy nin’s body in a smooth unhurried
stroke until his balls slapped against toned cheeks.
The long haired brunette
closed his eyes as Shikamaru’s tight heat clamped down, making it impossible to
breath.
“Move….” hissed Shikamaru impatiently
as he rolled his hips forward, feeling that cock brush over his prostate.
Neji gasped as he pulled the
lazy nin up, only to drive back into his body, hitting that spot inside him
that could make him see stars.
“Again…” moaned the shadow wielder
as his head swam with the sensation of being filled, repeatedly by this man.
The chair rocked on two legs
as Neji lifted his hips and drove harder into Shikamaru.

Climb up on the
ladder, don’t stop

My love’s waiting when you reach the top

I’m gonna give it to you

All night long

“Yesss….more....harder.”
gasped Shikamaru, feeling the brunette’s fingertips dig into the side of his
waist as he struggled to comply.
Neji lifted the other man and
abruptly dropped him, feeling his shaft drive deeper and slam into Shikamaru
with a satisfying slap of flesh as the chair continued to bang and scrape
against the linoleum floor.
“Ahhh…Shit…yes! Harder, Koi!
I want to see bruises on my hips….fuck…yes! more…” panted Shikamaru as he lost
control of his kagemane completely.
Neji’s silver eyes gleamed
ruthlessly as he felt the shadows release him and made his move.
“Shit…Neji! What the hell are
you doing?” yelled the lazy nin, quickly looping his arms around Neji’s neck as
the other man abruptly stood and walked over to the wall, the chair hitting the
floor with a noisy clatter.
“What does it look like?! I’m
going to give you the fucking ass pounding you deserve, you damn tease!”
growled the brunette as he pressed Shikamaru’s back against the wall and
started a bone jarring pace, driving his length relentlessly in and out of the
shadow wielder.

Climb up on the
ladder, honey

What I got is better than money

All night long

“You seem to enjoy having my
horse cock up that tight ass of yours…don’t you, Shika baby?” purred Neji hotly
into Shikamaru’s ear as his hands gripped tightly onto the other man’s hips,
feeling the other man’s legs wrap tightly around his waist.
The lazy nin hissed out in
pain as his lover’s nails bit deeply into the flesh and felt the slight sting
of blood being drawn.
“Troublesome…is that the best you can do?” grumbled Shikamaru
with an exaggerated roll of his eyeballs.
Neji’s luminescent eyes
narrowed at his koi’s gripe and was satisfied to hear a pained gasp emit out of
the man’s mouth as Neji slid one hand down to roughly stroke Shika’s cock and
drove harder into him, scraping his back against the rough concrete wall.
“Ahhh….fuck! Yes!
Neji….harder….damn it….fucking impale me!” gasped the shadow wielder as Neji
slammed into his body at a brutal pace.
“You…going to leave… blood if
we …keep this up.” groaned the Hyuuga as he braced one hand against the wall
and increased his thrusting.
“I…don’t…care… just…fuck…me!”
countered Shikamaru with a hiss, closing his eyes in bliss as his boyfriend
ruthlessly struck his prostrate every time.
The sound of gasps and
slapping flesh filled the room as the Juuken expert fucked Shikamaru hard and
steady.
Neji closed his eyes his peak
approach as Shikamaru’s husky groans got louder.
“Oh no you don’t, lazy
bastard… you know what I want...” urged Neji in a heated whisper against
Shikamaru’s neck before grazing his teeth along the collar bone.
The brunette cracked one eye
open as he felt the hand on his weeping cock still and countered with a growl,
“You going to have to work for that scream, Hyuuga.”

Come on up, boy; don’t
be late

What I got for you won’t wait

All night long

“If you insist…” returned
Neji in a lazy drawl before pulling fully out and infusing his next thrust with
a little chakra.
Shikamara’s eyes widened in
shock at the added power behind the shaft ramming into his body and felt his
climax swiftly rush upon him.
Neji bit down on the lightly
tanned neck as he felt Shikamaru’s seed hit his stomach and his body clamp down
tightly on his hard cock.
The sound of Neji’s name on
the lazy nin’s lips was enough to send the Hyuuga male over the edge.

Ooh...ooh...

I’m gonna give it to you

Swee dee dee doo doo ya

Twee dee dee doo doo ya

Neji felt his breathing
slowly return to normal as he continued to stroke Shikamaru’s slick back,
feeling the rough patches where the wall scraped away skin.
He cocked his head as he
heard the dying strains of the music in shock before finally murmuring
politely, “Shika…this song… um – it’s interesting.”
He heard his boyfriend give out
a grumpy sigh, “Naruto chose it…he thought it would set the mood perfectly for
a lap dance…but Kiba disagreed. They got into an argument over it…it was a pain
trying to calm them down.”
“Do you think Naruto would
mind if we took it home?” asked Neji with a hopeful tone in his voice.
Shikamaru let out a rusty
chuckle and replied, “No, I don’t think he will mind in the slightest.”

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Sasuke scowled darkly when
his boyfriend finally showed up and grouched, “Where the hell have you been,
Usuratonkachi?”
“How many times have I told
you to not call me that, Teme!” growled Naruto sitting down at the table.
The blonde glanced over at
the couple in the dark hooded coats and gave them a quick cursory nod.
“You didn’t answer my
question, dobe.” said Sasuke with a frown, suddenly feeling uneasy.
“I’ve been packing… I’m going
to stay in Suna as a guest of the Kazekage for a while.” replied Naruto coolly.
The Uchiha’s eyes flashed
scarlet as his jealousy flared up before he asked in a tight voice, “Why?”
“Why not? Gaara’s wanted to
put up with my lazy ass for years… I don’t see why I should deny him the
pleasure any longer.” said Naruto with a careless shrug of his shoulders,
trying not to laugh as the table felt a strong killing urge emanate from the
last surviving Uchiha.
“Hey, Naruto… did you pack
that little surprise as well?” asked Kiba in a deceptively casual tone.
“What little surprise?” asked
the onyx haired man suspiciously.
Shino calmly sipped his sake,
mildly amused at the sight of the Uchiha getting twisted up into emotional
knots by his husband and Naruto.
He didn’t feel any pity for
the shinobi…if anything – the man deserved the torture those three had planned
for him.
“You bet… He’s going to go
crazy when he sees it.” replied Naruto in an animated tone.
“Sees what, Naruto?” hissed
out Sasuke, almost at the end of his patience.
Shino held back the smile as
he heard his cue and calmly said, “I believe they’re talking about this,
Uchiha.”
Sasuke’s eyes narrowed as he
watched Shino pull an envelope out of his coat and heard his blonde lover
loudly protest that the Kikai Wielder was selling him out.
Naruto winked at the couple
as the dark haired shinobi reached out and snatched the envelope out of Shino’s
hands.
Hook…line…sinker!
Shino felt a certain amount
of satisfaction when he saw the shock and outrage in the Uchiha’s face as he
pulled the photograph out.
“Oh ho… Naruto! Damn… I don’t
know which version of you I prefer more in that dress….male or female…you look
hot either way!” whistled Genma appreciatively as he looked over Sasuke’s
shoulder at the photo of Naruto holding hands with a sexy jutsu version of
himself wearing very short black satin cheongsams with embroidered gold dragons
on the front, black silk stockings, a matching garter belt and five inch black
satin high heels.
“Fuck off, Shiranui…. He’s
mine. If you think you’re going to be dressing like that for the Kazekage…think
again, Usuratonkachi.” murmured Sasuke darkly as he stood to his feet, his
sharingan spinning in fury.
“Oh yeah? What do you plan on
doing about it, Teme?!” taunted Naruto, rising to his feet.
“Oh, Naruto…Kiba? We’re
heading home now… thanks for your assistance.” said a voice.
The shinobis at the table
were strangely silent as they took in the sight of Shikamaru in a long backless
gown that revealed toned legs in a pair of matching strappy sandals, his arm
looped sedately through the arm of the Hyuuga Genius.
“I trust everything worked
out then?” asked Naruto, turning to greet the pair with a wide smile.
“Yes…thank you. I managed to
survive the ordeal with no injury.” replied Neji serenely.
“What? You actually gave him
a lap dance, Nara?” asked Sasuke, his eyes widening in disbelief at
Shikamaru’s choice of wardrobe.
The shadow wielder calmly
replied, “No, I’m not that lazy, Uchiha…I danced on his pole as well as his
lap.”
Several shinobis felt the
trickle of blood coming out of their noses at the lazy nin’s comment as
Shikamaru turned to leave on Neji’s arm, fresh abrasions on his bare back and his
pert bottom swaying seductively under the tight material of the dress.
“Damn it! I lost!” howled
Kiba in outrage, glaring at Naruto.
“Yosh!” exclaimed Naruto,
pumping the air with his fist.
Naruto’s glory, however, was
short lived as he was unceremoniously hauled over the shoulder of an enraged
Uchiha.
“Dobe, you and I need to have
a chat…in private.” growled Sasuke.
“Put me down, damn baka!! I
don’t have time for this shit…I’m leaving for Suna in the morning.” hissed
Naruto in an outraged tone.
“I guarantee that you won’t
be in any fit condition to travel to Suna tomorrow…or the next day for that
matter.” replied Sasuke darkly as he quickly made the hand seals and
disappeared with a kicking and yelling Naruto.
“Do I really want to know
what just happened?” asked Gai, with a puzzled look on his face as he glanced
up from his half empty sake cup.
Kakashi looked up from his
Icha Icha briefly and replied, “Probably not, Gai….why don’t you have some more
sake instead?”

The End?

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Omake

Ino was busy serving a
customer when Sakura pushed through the flower shop door with a cheeky smile on
her face.
“Oi, Fore Head… You’re rather
chipper this afternoon…what’s going on?” asked Ino suspiciously as her customer
left the shop.
“I suggest you come to the
window… you don’t want to miss this.” replied Sakura with an evil chuckle.
Ino stood there watching the
street in anticipation for a while before turning to her friend and asking,
“What are we waiting for?”
“You’ll see.” countered
Sakura with an unholy grin.
Kiba’s grumbling tone could
now be heard clearly, “That’s it, Bug Freak… I’m going to kill that dumb ass.”
“Quit complaining, Kiba. You
would bet against Naruto…and besides, you look adorable.” replied Shino.
Ino watched in shock as the
dog nin abruptly stopped with his arms akimbo, directly in front of the flower
shop and shouted, “ADORABLE?! PUPPIES ARE ADORABLE, SHINO! INUZUKA MALES ARE NOT ADORABLE!!”
“Careful, Kiba-san… You
shouldn’t upset yourself unduly in your present condition.” said the Aburame
Clan Leader with a small smirk as he joined the couple standing in the middle
of the street.
“Mah, son… I don’t know why
you’re complaining so much… you’ll soon be this size in a few months anyway.” responded
Tsume with a wolfish grin as the snickering canine companions followed at a
discreet distance.
The two kuniochis stood there
in silence as the odd group continued down the road.
“Um…Sakura… I wasn’t
imagining things was I? That really was Dog Boy wearing a fake pregnancy belly
and a powder blue t-shirt that had ‘Bug in the Oven’ with a down arrow on it.”
murmured Ino after a while, still in shock.
“Yup.” replied Sakura with a
grin.
“Do I really want to know?”
asked the blonde still dumbfounded.
“Probably not.” replied the
medic nin before the pair dissolved in a fit of laughter.

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