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Once Upon a Time	By : gypsybaby21 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 1720 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Title: Once Upon a Time

Summary: Sakura has a fairytale
evening�after the most embarrassing night and morning of her life!

Pairings: Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto
(possible Sai) ---not a love triangle, but a threesome.

Spoiler: Time-skip, but Sasuke has come back. Possible Manga spoilers, it�s probably a good idea if you read this that you�re
current with the Manga. If you�re an anime watcher, the newest episode of
Naruto Shippuuden, episode 26, starts at number 273 in the Manga. �Wanna make it current? Go here: http :// www .islandne.
com/ online/ without the spaces of course and what they don�t have you can find
a www. narutomania. com. Both sites are pretty much current (islandne more than
narutomania), with the new chapter out every Friday (at least when there is
one). The story is a time-skip to the time-skip when Sasuke has returned.

Rating: R for ff.net, NC-17 for
every where else (if the sex isn�t too graphic I might not change anything, if
it ends up being graphic there WILL be a different edited version on ff.net!)

Warning: Mention of incest, M/F/M,
M/M/F, Drunken sleepy Sakura! Possibly clich�! HAPPY ENDING! I don�t do that angst thing!

Author�s note: This was going to
be a one-shot, but I think it�s going to turn into four shots, one for a kind
of introduction (just to get me started really,) one to get to the embarrassing
night, one for the morning after, and one for the fairy tale evening. I�d also
like to think of myself as a quote fiend. I�ll quote songs, movies, people
etc�I�ll name them at the end of the story. The most prominent one in this
chapter is from the song �Rough and Ready� by Trace Adkins.

-------------Also, I don�t write
Naruto fan fiction, or at least I didn�t, but I wanted to try. So if I do
something wrong with the suffixes or whatever, just correct it, point me in the
right direction, and I�ll fix it, while trying to stick with it.

This has not been beta read, proof read or whatever, so
there are most likely grammar/spelling/punctuation mistakes. Please point them
out, this is something I need to pay more attention to!

++1^st Shot++

Sasuke
had finally doused his trip of revenge, deciding to come home, and Sakura couldn�t
be more proud of herself. She hadn�t swooned at first sight and of course, she
was terribly glad that there had been no body throwing, of herself or him,
which would have been horribly embarrassing and probably painful�for him.
Sakura was happy that she hadn�t made a fool of herself, honestly she was, but
what she can�t figure out is why she�s at a bar, staring into a tall glass of sak�,
blowing on the rim, just to see the ripples her breath made?

�What�s
more pathetic?� she thought. �The
fact that I�m still a virgin at twenty-one, or that I�m alone and entertaining
myself by blowing into a glass of alcohol?�

Sakura frowned, could her virginity
be the possible bug in her chardonnay, err�well, sak�?
She didn�t know what to do with herself, Sakura had only ever wanted Sasuke,
loser that she was�no�is! Perhaps it was time to set her sights elsewhere, to
get out of the loop, or rather back into it, only not Sasuke, and absolutely no
one with black spiked hair, or a �what are you looking at� asshole smirk, no
deep penetrating eyes that always managed to make her shiver, nor could the guy
have blond hair and blue eyes�or a really sexy body. A delightful chill went up
her spine.

�Oh
terrific,� she thought, �one more
problem added to my list is just what I needed.�

�Course, she�d known for some time
her feelings for Naruto�those stupid things snuck up on her and bit her in the ass�not
literally though, but it might as well have because of the mission team seven
had been on. Naruto had died; he had been dead for five minutes, and in that
five minutes, she had felt the world fall from her feet. What Sakura had felt
for Sasuke when she was younger had just been lust, it was nothing compared to
the pain of what real love felt like. And it was painful, more agonizing, more
frightening, and ten times more of an impact than when Orochimaru had made her
believe that she�d died, more heart breaking than when Sasuke left. That was
the moment it had hit her, because to her, Naruto�s life was just simply more
important than her own. She had cried more tears that night than she ever had,
and she wasn�t completely sure if it was because Naruto had died, however
briefly it was, or because she�d finally moved on from Sasuke. Of course, when
Sakura saw Sasuke standing in front of Tsunade�s desk that Monday morning a
couple of months ago, she�d realized that she had not moved on as much as she
would have liked. Sure she hadn�t made an imbecile of herself when he came
back, but that doesn�t mean she wasn�t all gooey in the inside.

Sakura lifted her eyes and scanned
over the crowd, some were familiar, others weren�t, but none were ugly enough�it
seemed almost everyone had attributes of either, Sasuke, Naruto, or both.

�Aren�t there any ugly men in
here?� she cried out, more loudly than she anticipated followed by a tiny
hiccup escaping her lips.

Oh who was she kidding, it was
probably her imagination-Sakura knew she�d be a light weight when it came to
alcohol, what was even worse is that she�d only taken three gulps of it,
forcing it down each time, and each time it tasted a little better, well, not
enough for her to do it regularly.

Sakura noticed a swift movement,
only her reaction time was lacking, so she didn�t have time to do more than
knock her chin onto the rim of her glass, knocking it over, onto her shorts,
the whizzing sound of the object that had flown towards her barely grazing her
ear.

�What the hell?� she mumbled and
just happened to glance down.

Buck, yellow tinted teeth, brown
hair with a come over style, normal, non-penetrating brown eyes, and dingy
clothes�how keen, an alcoholic. He
would do-just as soon as she took her shorts off, she hated having wet clothes
on.

�Where�s Sakura-Chan?�

Sasuke glanced up from his now
newly sharpened kunai, shrugging. �She mumbled something about getting
smashed.�

Naruto shook his head. �Did she
look pissed to you?�

Sasuke shrugged nonchalantly. �Not
yet.�

�No, I didn�t mean it that way,� Naruto
growled. �You know dumb-ass; you should be kissing our feet for allowing you to
come back, instead of just shrugging like you don�t care!�

�The day I kiss anyone�s feet
dead-last, is the day�oh wait, there�ll never be a day I kiss someone�s feet!�

�You have no idea what you put us
through! You can�t come back and think things can go back to being the way it
was, things change, people change��

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, almost
warningly, but only managed a grunt. �Hn.�

�You�ve only been back for a month,
you were gone for six years, there�s still a lot you need to catch up on.

�No, seriously, shut the fuck up! Don�t
piss me off dead-last, you wouldn�t want to do something so stupid,� Sasuke
said, his face showing no emotion, placing the tip of his finger on the black
metal kunai, and twisting.

�Can�t you just admit you were
wrong? That going to Orochimaru didn�t help you, that almost killing him didn�t
work-I mean you didn�t even come close to killing Itachi! Sasuke, you were
wrong. You were wrong!�

The corner of Sasuke�s lip curled.
�I had Itachi on his knees in front of me.�

Naruto frowned, searching for a
visual. �I don�t think Itachi was begging for his life,� he snorted.

�Did I say he was begging?�

Naruto paused. �I guess being a snake�s
bitch for those first few years made you pick a few nasty habits.� He shook his
head, �Now, will you help me find Sakura?�

�Why do you care where she is?�

�I haven�t seen her for more than ten
minutes since you�ve been back. She�s either with Granny or on a mission��
Naruto paused, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly; �I guess I just miss
her yelling at me.�

�Idiot,� Sasuke mumbled, bouncing
the reflecting sun off of his kunai and into Naruto�s eyes.

Naruto sighed. He was happy Sasuke
was back, but in gaining a friend he kind of lost one. Sakura had barely even
spoken three words to Sasuke, but Naruto didn�t think it was because she was
mad at Sasuke. No, it couldn�t be�she probably just didn�t know what to say.
He�d been gone long enough; she possibly didn�t view Sasuke as a friend like
Naruto did.

�Just get up and let�s go find her!
I�m worried.�

Sasuke stuck his foot out, tripping
Naruto as he started to walk away, but before Naruto could get angry Sasuke
stood and started walking towards town. Naruto growled softly as he stood up
and brushed his clothing off.

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�I just don�t think Sakura-chan
would be in a place like this,� Naruto grumbled, staring warily at the roughed
up crowd of drunken men and loose women.

�She�s here,� Sasuke grunted.

Naruto growled his eyes flashing
with irritation as a smelly and very clumsy old man crashed into him.� �How the hell do you know?�

Sasuke continued to walk, then
suddenly stopped, causing Naruto to smash into his back.

�Hey idiot��

�She has a very distinct smell of
flowers that no one in Konoha has except for Kakashi�s mutt. I figured you�d
have noticed this by now. You do have a beast in you.�

Naruto, choosing to ignore the last
comment, raised an eyebrow. �Mutt? Pakkun?� Naruto snorted. �Don�t let him hear
you say that.�

�Who is that?� Sasuke asked,
keeping his eyes straight forwards but turning his head towards Naruto.

�Who�s who? What? Where?�

�He seems familiar.�

Naruto frowned as he looked at the
person almost directly in front of Sasuke, with his back turned to them. �Fuzzy
brows?�

�Lee? Where is the green spandex
and yellow leg warmers?�

Naruto shrugged. �What do I look
like his wife?�

Sasuke turned his head slightly. �It
could work.�

With his face turning red Naruto
barely sputtered out a �fuck you, idiot� before he saw green eyes peeking at
him from behind Lee�s shoulders.

Even
after all these years, she still takes my breath away, Naruto thought to
himself, feeling his knees weaken. He could drown in those beautiful, innocent,
almost verging on erotic, green eyes.

Naruto sighed and noticed Sasuke
still staring at him. �What?�

Sasuke raised his hand to itch the
back of his neck. �Hn.�

�Lee! My boys are here!�

Sasuke and Naruto casually looked
up, both not really expecting Sakura to either one of them hers considering the
cold shoulder she�d been giving them.

Sakura nearly leapt over Lee,
slamming herself in between �her boys� so that her right arm was slung over
Naruto�s shoulders and her left over Sasuke�s hugging both to her soft body.

�Sakura-san, the wild blossoms of
youth that encircle your beautiful essence is warming, but my love, you are
drunk and I insist on taking you�oh! It�s you guys. She�s been doing similar
things all night,� Lee said drolly, then beamed. �She hugged me and called me
her favorite green beast!� A tiny trickle of blood slid out of his nose.

Sakura threw her head back -and her
back, causing her legs to bend, catching Sasuke and Naruto off guard. Both
struggled to keep her from falling, only seconds later to realize she�d been
laughing. She jerked up letting go of both men, stumbling towards Lee, reaching
up to hug him again, but when she pulled away she didn�t completely let him go,
her free hand trailing his jaw before she dropped her head to his shoulder.

�Lee, do you know why I love you so
much?�

�Okay�� Sasuke started to interrupt,
taking a step forward to pull her away.

�No-no let her finish,� Lee
grinned, staring down at where her head rested on his shoulders. �Yes, my
green-eyed angel?�

�Because you�re totally and
completely one of the girls, you�re my Lee shaped friend.�

Lee frowned.

Naruto bellowed with laughter, but
Sasuke gave a casual smirk keeping his eyes firmly on Sakura and Lee.

A puff of smoke appeared bringing
forth Kakashi.

�Look another one of my boys!
Sensei!� Sakura cried, practically falling at him.

Kakashi jerked forward, catching
her just before she hit the floor, gently pulling her up. �Hi Sakura,� he
smiled with his eyes. He sniffed her. �Are you drunk?�

She hiccupped a �yes�, before
smiling up at him. �So since I have most of my boys here what should we do. Me
I feel like dancing! Sensei, will you dance with me?�

�No. You should go home and get some
sleep, you�re going to feel horrible tomorrow,� he spoke softly, then nodded
his head in Naruto and Sasuke direction. �Why don�t you two take her home, make
sure she doesn�t pass out along the way.�

Sakura stuck her bottom lip out,
pouting. �I don�t want to go home. I want to have some fun,� she grinned,
swinging her other arm to the other side of Kakashi, her arms wrapped loosely
around his neck, raising a suggest eyebrow.

Kakashi jerked her back, his
visible eye widening. �Sakura!� he cried out, his voice sounding panicked.

�Oh-please don�t shake me like that
again!� she whispered softly, dropping her head down to breath.

He shook her again for good
measure. �Go home. This isn�t a place for drunken women.�

�Oh, I don�t feel so good papa
bear,� she mumbled, dropping her head onto Kakashi�s chest.

He snorted. �Who�s papa bear?� he
asked highly irritated. �Ugh�I�m not that old.�

�Oh no, you�re really, really,
sexy! A lot of us girls have sex dreams about you,� Sakura chuckled, staring up
at him.

�What? Really?�

�Okay pervert, release the green
eyed angel and no one gets hurt,� Naruto cried out.

To Be Continued�

Let me know what you guys think. I�m not completely sure I�m
happy with this though. Suggestions on how to make it better would help a lot!
I think I�m going to view this as a rough draft, so it is subject to change. This
is my first time writing anything in about two to three years (well nothing for
Naruto) so please try to be easy.

Although�if you do have something harsh-ish
to say please keep �pathetic� out of the review. That word pisses me off!

Following quotes used:

�Lee, do you know why I love
you so much?�

�No-no let her finish,�

�Because you�re totally and
completely one of the girls, you�re my Lee shaped friend.� ~ Buffy the Vampire
Slayer, Episode Title: Witch

�What are you looking at� asshole smirk, � Song: Rough & Ready, Artist: Trace
Adkins

�I don�t feel so good papa bear,�
Veronica Mars, Episode Title: ?
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