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Digital Love	By : YaoiloverS Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1196 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Hello again! Yaoilover S here to tell you that I kidnapped Naruto: Holds up a tied up Naruto:
Naruto- Why did you kidnap me?
Yaoilover S- Well, I was gonna do that in Crazy Night but my friend, Rin-chan A.K.A Crazy stalker, took you guys before I wrote the story. So when she was in Mexico, I took you and left Sasuke.
Naruto- Why did you leave Sasuke?
Yaoilover S- When it comes to Crazy stalker and the people she's stalking, you don't take them or else you don't get to come with them to rent anime. And she's my only ride.
Naruto- ...
Yaoilover S- and plus I can get along with you most cause we have a lot in common.
Naruto- What can we possibly have in common? You're a girl and you have 13 brothers and sisters!
Yaoilover S: Well, 1) I like orange, 2) I eat ramen everyday, 3) I'm the loudest, strongest, shortest, dumbest, and the leader of my group.
Naruto: Like Sasuke and Sakura?
Yaoilover S: Yup, Fuko-chan is like Sakura and Rin-chan is like Sasuke.
Naruto- How? They are both Girls.
Yaoilover S- Rin-chan I smart, the tallest, and she can't stand her older brother. And Fuko-chan Is the smartest, second tallest, and she has a big forehead (I'm Just kidding Fuko!)
Naruto- Okay...
Yaoilover S- I have to get some stuff ready for the next chapter so Naruto you do the rest for me. : unties Naruto and leaves.:
Naruto- Well, it's obvious that she doesn't own Naruto or else she would've make every guy she likes make out with me. Oh and she doesn't own Digital Love or Computer Love either.
Things to know:
"Dork" talking
'Dork' thinking
-Flash Back- Flash back
P.O.V change- P.O.V/ scene change.
(...) YaoiS's notes.
Naruto- Oh, and she's gonna annoy us with short flash backs! And...huh? What does the script say:reads script: What a little bit of SasuNaru in the story? Who's SasuNaru? Hey YaoiS! I know you can hear me!
Yaoilover S: oh and one more thing...Thank You Jenny! thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU for proof reading chapter 1-4 for me! I'm Dedicating chapter 1-4 to you!
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Ch 1. Computer Love (by some old guy my mom likes to hear)
Narrator-
"Oi Naruto how farther do we have to go?" Shikamaru wined.
"We only walked for five minuets! It's just a block away!" Naruto growled. 'Man, how the hell did he get invited?' he thought.
-Flash Back-
"Hey, Shikamaru, you want to come over my house with the others?" the blonde asked as he took the Shikamaru's ramen.
"Whatever" the lazy boy sighed.
"Ewww, this haves ketchup in it!" Naruto spat out the tainted ramen.
"I put it in there because I knew you'd try to steal it." Shikamaru smirked.
-Flash Back end-
'Oh yeah, I wanted his ramen.' he sighed.
"Oi"
'Shikamaru!' Naruto mentally growled as he slowly turned around. "What?"
"Over here dobe"
'Sasuke?' Naruto turned pink turned his head towards the boy. "Yeah?"
"Do we turn here?" he asked as he pointed down the street.
"Y-yeah" I nodded. 'Damn, why do I always feel like this when I'm around him?' Ever since 7th grade, Naruto had a crush on Sasuke. But Sasuke never notice because he's always too busy.
"Where exactly are we going?" Kiba asked while his dog barked.
"It's a place where I always like to go at night to take pictures and put them in my manga I'm making." Naruto smiled happily.
"So...why here?" Shikamaru asked.
"Okay you caught me, every Friday night I come here to scare people who make out in the parking lot." Naruto smirked.
"...How can you do that to people who love each other?" Lee clenched his fists.
"Um...look, where's here!" Naruto said as he pointed at a parking lot near a cliff.
"So where are the cars?" Kiba looked around.
"Huh?" Naruto turned around to face an empty parking lot. "What the hell! This never happened before! Where did they go? Now what am I suppose to do about these fire crackers?" Naruto yelled.
"Maybe he has something to do with it" Shikamaru pointed at a person with red hair.
"A GIRL BEAT ME TO IT! NOW I'M REALLY MAD!" Naruto screamed.
"Um Naruto..." everyone sweat dropped.
But Naruto already started walking toward the girl.
"Idiot" Sasuke spat.
"He's gonna get his ass beat." Kiba shook his head.
"Especially when he finds out that's a boy." Shikamaru sighed. "How idiotic."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" came a screeching voice.
"I think I'm deaf now" Lee said as he covered his ears.
"He's is so dead! Making my dog hear so much noise." Kiba said while clenching his fists while holding the trembling Akamaru.
A few minuets later Naruto walked back with his arm around the red head's shoulder. "Hey guys this is Gaara, he's coming with us to my house." He flashed a fox-like grin.
Sasuke looked at Gaara then turned away. "Well, are we still going to see the amazing sight you kept on babbling about?"
"Yeah, I just wanted to introduce Gaara before we hang out." He took his arm off the boy and pointed at a city in back of him.
The sight was amazing like he said. The buildings were clean like no one ever lived there. The lights looked like they were putting on a show and the way everything lit up the night sky seemed like it was a dream. (1) (When I get a camera, I'm gonna take a picture of that city and show it to you guys!)
"..." everyone was astound by the scenery.
'I wish I was here alone with Sasuke instead,' Naruto sighed and looked at the raven-haired boy.
Naruto sat on the railing near the parking lot. He turned his whole body towards the cliff and looked at the amazing futuristic city.
Shikamaru looked at the stupid blonde. "Oi, if you do that, you'll fall," he warned.
"Hey, I've been here more than you had and I never fallen once!" Naruto yelled.
'I wonder if I can take Sakura-chan here?' Lee smiled to himself.
Gaara took a glance at the city and looked at Naruto. 'Why did I agree to hang out?'
"Okay!" Naruto spun back around and got off the railing.
Everyone looked at Naruto.
"We're going to my place now" Naruto said as he started walking.
"Finally, it's getting cold out here" Shikamaru said as he rubbed his arms.
Naruto turned to the whining fool. "That's why I said to bring a sweater!" he yelled.
"Well I don't like wearing sweaters in the summer" he continued rubbing his arms.
"Hey, why do we have to go now?" Lee asked as he walked by Naruto.
Naruto looked at Lee. "Because, the old hag will kill me if I'm not home by 10:30 and besides, I want to show Shikamaru my new game."
"What game is it?" Lee tilted his head.
Naruto smiled. "I'm not telling" Naruto looked around and saw a cactus with a white flower on top. "Hey, you guys keep walking." Naruto said as he sneaked behind a tree.
"...?" Gaara was looking at the blonde but shrugged it off and kept on walking. Everyone else did the same.
Naruto looked at the house window to see if anyone was looking. "Chance!" he said as he quickly went on the yard, took the flower, and left to catch up with the others.
"What were you doing?" Lee asked.
"Oh I just got something and stuff." Naruto put the flower behind his back. "Keep on walking" he said as he pushed Lee with one of his hands.
When they got to Naruto's house, a young lady came out and looked at Naruto. "And why were you late this time?" she hissed.
"Oh sorry, it's just that I saw a flower and I reminded me of you so I went to go get it but it was hard to pluck. But I eventually got it out. Here you go" He smiled as he gave the lady a white flower.
She looked at the flower for a second then smiled. "You're forgiven," she said as she walked back in. "Oh and one more thing,"
"Yeah?" Naruto froze.
"Madame Shimiji said 'thank you' for finding her cat," Tsunade smirked as she walked away.
Naruto's eyes widened 'No, bad cat, bad cat,'
-Flash Back-
Naruto was told by his mother to find a cat name Tora for this lady name Madame Shimiji. "Stupid cat, always have to have a owner my mom knows! When I get my hands on you I'll-"
Just then, a brown cat ran by. Naruto looked at it for a second, "Hmmm, she said that the cat is brown with a red ribbon on it's left (Yaoilover S:I forgot which ear the ribbon was on) ear...Wait! That was the cat that ran by! Time for my revenge you stupid piece of shit! " Naruto yelled as he ran after the cat.
Naruto pursued the cat until he cornered it. "You have nowhere to go trash cat(2)" Naruto laughed evilly.
The cat hissed but Naruto paid no heed.
"Got ya!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed the cat. The cat meowed painfully and started scratching Naruto's face.
Naruto yelled in pain as he tried to hold the cat up as far from him as possible, but unfortunately his arms are too short, "Ahh! Ouch! Stop! I'm not a toy! Stop it you stupid cat!" (Yaoilover S: Some of these parts are from chapter 9, I think, from Naruto!)
Reeeeeaaaaaan
Hiss
Scratch
"Ahhh! My face! My really cool face! Damn you trash cat!" Naruto yelled as he threw the cat in the bush.
Hiss
The cat jumped at Naruto's face and started scratching once more.
"No stop it now! No, not the eyes! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-Flash Back end-
Naruto glared at Tsunade's back. 'Damn you for making me find that damn trash cat!'
Lee looked Naruto. "You lied to a lady and gave her a flower you stole from a neighbor!"
"I did what I had to do so I can show my game to Shikamaru." Naruto crossed his arms.
"Why do you want to show Shikamaru your game so badly?" Sasuke asked as he walked in the house.
"Because," he started as he looks at the lazy boy. "He beats me at every game I have, played, and mastered. But he's not gonna beat me this time!"
After a few minutes of getting the Gamecube ready, Naruto took out two kongas, and gave one to Shikamaru.
"What is this for?" the boy asked as he looked at the tiny drum.
"The game is called Donkey Konga (3) and you have to play games with the Konga controller."Naruto said as he held up his Konga.
"What kind of games?" Kiba asked.
"You have to play the Konga with the music. The left side id yellow, the right is red, both is purple, and clap is blue." Naruto sat down.
"I'll show you by playing my favorite song on the game." Naruto said as he turned on the game. "Let's see...there it is, Galaxy Express 999," Naruto cheered.
"It's says it's from an anime" Sasuke read the info on the song.
"Yeah, do you Daft Punk? He did the song Digital Love and One More Time." Naruto looked at everyone in the room.
Everyone nodded.
"Well this song I'm about to play is the theme song to the anime you see on the music videos" he smiled.
"Game start" he yelled as he presses a button between the drums.
-Saa, ikun da Sono kao o agete
Atarashii kaze ni Kokoro o araou
Furui yume wa Oite yuku ga ii
Futatabi hajimaru Dorama no tame ni
Ano hito wa mou Omoide dakedo
Kimi o tooku de Mitsumeteru
The Galaxy Express 999
Will take you on a journey
A neverending journey
A journey to the stars
Sou sa, kimi wa Kizuite shimatta
Yasuragi yori mo Subarashi mono ni
Chiheisen ni Kieru hitomi ni wa
Itsu shika mabushii Otoko no hikari
Ano hito no me ga Unazuite ita yo
Wakare mo ai no Hitotsu da to
The Galaxy Express 999
Will take you on a journey
A neverending journey
A journey to the stars-(I love this song!)
"Ne, do you get it now?" he looked at everyone again.
They nodded.
"Good, Shikamaru!" he pointed at boy next to him.
"You don't have to yell, I'm right here." He boy cleaned out his ear.
"...I challenge you to a two player game! But this time on Donkey Konga 2!" Naruto said as he took out the game and put in the other. "The rules are still the same, but this time I will win!" Naruto said as he selected a song.
"Challenger?" Kiba looked at Naruto.
"Yeah, so?" he looked at Kiba.
"Naruto-kun!" a voice called from behind.
Naruto turned around to see his best friend. "Haku! I thought you were transferred!"
"My dad didn't get the job," he smiled.
"Great, you want to play a round with me?" Naruto said as he pushed Shikamaru off his seat.
"Sure, but let's play Colors" he smiled and sat down.
"Oh yeah guys, this is Haku," he said while patting Haku's head.
"Yo," he smiled.
"Um, didn't you say boys only Naruto?" Kiba asked.
"Yeah, we all are boys." Naruto blinked.
"..." Kiba almost fainted.
"Idiot." Naruto murmured as he put the first game back in. "I'll Challenge you later Shikamaru, but I have to face the one who showed me this game."
"Yay, my favorite song!" Haku smiled. He looked at Naruto. "Should I go easy on you and put it on normal?"
"No! I can take hard!" Naruto spat.
"I'm top the Naruto-kun since I'm better" Haku cheered.
"He's seems really happy" Sasuke murmured.
"Okay but you should know that Utada Hikaru's songs are hard to play" Haku warned.
"Game start!" Naruto yelled.
-MIRAA ga utsushidasu maboroshi o
ki ni shi nagara itsu no ma ni ka sokudo ageteru no sa
doko e itte mo ii to ii wareru to
hanpa na ganmou ni wa hyoushiki mo zenbu haiiro da
honoo no yurameki koyoi mo yume o egaku
anata no fudesaki kawaite imasen ka
aoi sora ga mieru nara aoi kasa hirogete
ii janai ka KYANBASU wa kimi no mono
shiroi hata wa akirameta toki ni dake kazasu no
ima wa makka ni sasou tougyuushi no you ni-(Colors)
"I win!" Haku cheered.
"Shikamaru hurry up and play!" Naruto yelled as he put the second game in and selected Challenger once again.
"I'm top, you're bottom." Naruto spat.
"You're such a sore loser." Haku smiled.
"Start!"
-Ikukkyanai yarukkyanai
Makekkonai tomaranai saigo made
Hitori ja nai samishikunai madamada
Wakuwaku bouken owaranai...
Kirari asahi Kinagi Taun
Kyou mo genki ka? Pikachuu
Yaruki genki ryukku ni tsumete
Ore wa kyou mo chikau yo
Pinchi to chansu ura-omote
Katsu mo makeru mo ore shidai
Tsuyosa yasashisa mabushii egao
Mune no MAP de mitsukeru ze
Motto motto takaku
Mezase ore wa charenjaa!
Ikukkyanai yarukkyanai
Makekkonai tomaranai itsu datte
Sasaetai mamoritai kimi ga kizutsuita toki wa
Furimukanai utsumukanai
Hekotarenai akiramenai shinjiteru
Aseranai awatenai itsumo
Haruka na yume mezashite...-( Challenger from Pocket Monsters!)
"Wow, I win," Shikamaru said carelessly.
Naruto was on the verge to explode. But then an idea just hit his head. "Lets go to my room and play truth or dare." He smirked evilly.
"But that's too girly," Kiba complained.
"Not with my rules," Naruto said.
"I'm getting a bad feeling," Lee sighed.
"Naruto, don't you think that the others want to play the game?" Haku asked nicely.
"I don't want to play, it seems boring" Sasuke said.
Naruto popped a vein.
"Not interested." Gaara added.
Naruto popped another vein.
"I played better," Kiba said.
Naruto clenched his fist as he popped yet another vein.
"Kongas aren't my thing" Lee flashed a smile.
"Lee, I'll give you anything if promise to never do that again." Shikamaru covered his eyes.
"Never!" Lee said with passion.
'That's it!' "Let's go to my room so I can tell you all the rules!" Naruto yelled as he stomped down a hallway to a door between the hallway closet and the bathroom.
"This is your room?" Kiba asked as he looked around. It was a small room with a dresser by the door, next to the dresser is a clear orange container, next to the container was an art table with an unfinished drawing, and by the table was this twin bed that had the most brightest sheets Kiba has ever seen (4).
"Yes" Naruto said as he sat down on his orange sheets. "Well, take a seat." Naruto said.
Haku sat by Naruto, Gaara sat in Naruto's chair that's by the art table, and everyone else sat on the floor.
"Naruto, you should've gotten carpet instead hard wood. How can I relax on a floor like this?" Shikamaru wined as he tried to adjust to the floor.
"Shut up and listed to the rules." Naruto said as he handed everyone pillows.
"Why do we need pillows for this?" Lee asked.
"I'm getting to that. Okay so this is how we play, you ask someone truth or dare. If they pick truth, then you ask a question about them. If they're lying and you know it then everyone gets to hit him. Now if they pick dare, then you have to give them a dare. If the don't do the dare then everyone gets to hit him twice. You guys got that?"(5)
"Yeah."
"Okay, I'll start." Naruto said as he turned to Shikamaru. "Truth or dare?" he smiled evilly.
Shikamaru didn't want to take the chance. "Truth"
'Got ya!' Naruto's smile got more eviler. "Is it true that you were trying on your moms cloths?"
"What! No!" Shikamaru screamed.
"Ha got you! I have the picture right here!" Naruto yelled as he held up a picture of Shikamaru wearing a big dress. "Time to hit you," Naruto said as he slipped a small brick inside of his pillow.
Gaara saw Naruto and raised a bare eyebrow.
Everyone but Naruto hit Shikamaru with the pillow. Shikamaru looked at Naruto, waiting to get his hit over with. But when he looked at the blonde, he froze. 'I'm in deep shit right now. I bet he put something in that pillow too.' He sighed.
"Revenge!" Naruto screamed as he hit Shikamaru with his pillow. Shikamaru was knocked a few feet away.
Everyone looked at Naruto.
"Ne, what do you think about my rule?" he smiled. "Okay, Your turn Haku." Naruto smiled.
"Okay...um...Sasuke!" he smiled.
Sasuke eyes widened. "Oi, how did you know my name?"
"Naruto told me in his letters that he knows a guy name Sasuke who is weaker and stupider than him and that Sasuke praises him everyday!" Haku smiled.
Sasuke glared at Naruto. Naruto looked at Sasuke, looked away and whistled. "Dobe..." Sasuke growled.
"Haku, do your turn!" Naruto pocked Haku.
"Okay, truth or dare?" he looked at Sasuke.
"..." Sasuke looked at Naruto then Haku. 'He's friends with the idiot so I better choose truth.' "Truth."
"Aw, no fun." Haku pouted. "Well...um...let's see...Oh I got it! Have you ever kissed anyone?"
Sasuke paused. 'Hmm, well there was a time I accidentally kissed Naruto...but it was because of him and that kid in back of us. So...then it's...' . "Yes." 'unfortunately.'
Naruto blushed. "Okay, Gaara your turn!"
Gaara looked at Lee. "Truth or dare?"
Lee pointed at himself. "Me? Oh um...Dare I guess."
"Cut your eyebrows." Gaara said calmly.
"WHAT! My eyebrows are perfect the way they are!"
"Yes or no?" Gaara asked.
"No-! oops" he looked at Naruto.
"Chance..." Naruto said in an evil tone.
"Not the face!" Lee said as he covered his face with his hands.
Wamp!
Smack!
Bonk!
SLAM!
Lee was rubbing his head while Kiba started his turn. "Naruto, truth or dare?"
'I don't trust him at all...' "Truth"
Kiba grabbed Naruto's collar. "Did you put that cherry bomb in the girls locker room and blamed me!" he screamed.
"U-um..." 'If I say no he'll know I'm lying but if I say yes he won't hit me. Yes! Yes is perfect!' "Yes I did." Naruto smiled.
Kiba grabbed his pillow. "Teme!"
Bonk!
"You idiot!"
Slam!
"Do you how-
Pop!
"-long they made me pick up trash!"
Bite!
"Ahhhhh, you bit me! You fucking bit me!" Naruto yelled as he pried off Kiba and Akamaru.
"That's what you get!" Kiba yelled.
"Next!" Naruto yelled.
"Mine dobe." Sasuke hissed as he gave Naruto a death glare. "Truth or dare?"
Naruto bit his lip. 'Fuck!' he looked at Haku. 'Damn you!' "Um...truth?"
"Did you pants Ino and say I did it?" he growled.
"No! I said that Kiba did it and-oops" Naruto covered his mouth.
"Thanks Sasuke, I'll try to keep some of your fan girls off." Kiba said as he cracked his knuckles.
"Lee! Your turn!" Naruto screamed.
"Lee sat up and looked at Naruto. "Truth or dare?" he asked as he rubbed hid head.
'Damn, I should've took the brick out!' "Truth."
"Did you trip Sakura, making her slip on a puddle, which made her fall down the stairs, making her miss the big test and blamed it on me!" he yelled.
"...Damn, yes..." Naruto said as he prepared for the worse.
BONK!
After three turns, Gaara ended up wearing a green dress, Sasuke's hair is in spikes, Lee is red all over his face from the cloths pins, Haku is wet from dancing in the neighbor yard when they had their sprinklers on, Kiba and Akamaru are stuck together by gorilla glue, and Naruto has the biggest bump on his head thanks to everyone since they copied his method and put stuff in their pillows.
Naruto rubbed the big bump on his head. "Shikamaru, your turn. Even though you're not awake-"
"Finally, I can stop pretending." The boy said as he sat up.
"You were awake all this time!" Naruto yelled.
He yawned. "Yeah, I knew no one would've pick on the knocked out guy."
"Pick your person already." Naruto growled.
"Okay Naruto, truth or dare?"
"what? But I already got picked!" Naruto squeaked.
"No, I didn't pick you at all!" Shikamaru smirked.
"...What do you want me to do?" Naruto growled.
Shikamaru pointed at the red head in the corner. "Inspired by how stupid Gaara looks, you'll be a girl."
"Huh?" Naruto tilted his head.
He took out Naruto's laptop. "On the internet, you have AIM right?"
"Yeah, so...oh..." Naruto touched his chin.
Shikamaru sighed. "You don't get it at all, do you?"
"Not a thing," Naruto nodded.
The brunette almost fell over. "Look, you go to AIM and you sign in as a girl, there you will flirt with guys until you make one like you."
"But that will take forever!" Naruto yelled.
"Hmmm, in that case I'll sleep over to make sure you do it." Shikamaru said. "I don't trust you and plus this is revenge for knocking me out for five minutes."
"Fine, Haku's sleeping over anyway, it won't hurt to have more." Naruto sighed.
BOOM! BOOM!
"What was that?" Kiba asked as he held Akamaru in his jacket.
Gaara looked out side. "It looks like it's about to rain." He sighed.
"Then you all should stay over, besides I don't think you guys will like to go home wearing a dress or having spikes" Haku smiled.
"Fine."
"Whatever."
"Okay.."
"HAKU! THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE! YOU CAN'T JUST INVITE PEOPLE TO SLEEP OVER! WHAT ABOUT THE 50 YEAR-OLD HAG!" Naruto screamed.
"50? That women's 50?" Shikamaru eyes widened.
"Yeah, she uses some make-up care crap" Naruto sighed.
"Back to the dare Naruto," Shikamaru hit Naruto's head.
"Fine," Naruto sighed as he typed in a fake name. "That'll make Sasuke's dare much more easier."
"Foxy-Smile-999?" Shikamaru raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I have a fox-like face, or so they tell me, I like smiling, and I love Galaxy Express 999!" Naruto smiled.
"Dork," Shikamaru said as he bonked Naruto on his head.
"Itai! You know everyone hit me for all of those pranks!" Naruto yelled in the lazy one's ear.
"Just talk to someone!" Shikamaru faced Naruto toward the screen.
"But I need to put in a picture..." Naruto wined.
"Just cut out a smile from one of your pictures you drew by using Photoshop." Haku suggested.
"Okay fine," Naruto mumbled as he opened Photoshop.
"Wow, you got a .7?" Haku looked over Naruto's shoulder.
"Yeah, this is how I make my manga." Naruto smiled.
"Lucky, I only have .6" Haku smiled weakly.
"Huh? You do? But what about your boss? Don't you get enough money by making her manga?" Naruto tilted his head.
"Yeah, but I'm saving up to get art supplies." Haku looked at Naruto's wall. "Your pictures have gotten better."
Lee looked at the wall. "Hey, you drew me! And Sakura!"
"Isn't that Kakashi and Iruka you drew in back of you?" Shikamaru looked at the wall.
"Yeah, this is my manga, I put all of you in it so it'll be easier to do their personality." Naruto flashed a smile.
"Hey, Sasuke's are in most of the pictures." Kiba pointed out.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow and looked at the wall. "Oi, why am I in it?" Sasuke looked at Naruto.
"Oh, I needed a rival and you're the only one who fits the personality." Naruto looked at the pictures.
Gaara looked at the wall. Naruto looked at redhead. "Oh Gaara, I'm putting you in it too." Naruto said. "If that's all right."
"Hn" Gaara continue looking at the wall.
"Great, let me do a sketch." Naruto took out a notebook.
"Still don't have enough to get an art book?" Haku teased.
"Shut up, you die in my manga." Naruto stuck out his tongue.
"Hey, what about my dare?" Shikamaru looked at Naruto.
"I'm waiting for someone to find me. Oh Gaara, I'm done!" Naruto held up the sketch.
Gaara looked at the picture. "Do you mind giving him a tattoo on his head?"
"Like the one you have?" Naruto asked.
Gaara nodded.
"Hey, what is your manga called?" Sasuke asked.
Naruto clicked the mouse. "Naruto"
"What a conceded name." Shikamaru frowned.
"Shut up, someone is talking to me." Naruto yelled.
Lee looked shocked. "They choose you?"
"No, I got board so I choose this one." Naruto sighed.
Foxy-Smile-999: Yo
King-of-Night: Hey, what's ur name?
Foxy-Smile-999: Foxy.
King-of-Night: That sounds hot.
Foxy-Smile-999: Thanks, how old r u?
King-of-Night: I like u so I'll tell the truth, I'm 47
Foxy-Smile-999 signed out 12:15 A.M.
"Why did you stop talking to him?" Shikamaru asked.
"He's 47! I'm not gonna flirt with a old man!" Naruto snapped.
After 45 minuets, Naruto kept on meeting men older than 25. "Arg! I keep on choosing old men!" Naruto screamed.
"Then shut up and let them choose for you." Shikamaru sighed.
"Fine, I'll wait," Naruto sighed.
"Hey Naruto, why is this picture of Sasuke all mess up?" Haku asked as he looked at a poster in the back of the room.
"Um..." Naruto tensed up. 'Damn you Haku! I'm so gonna kill you when this is all over!'
Everyone looked at the picture.
"Hey, this isn't messed up, Naruto just drew a picture and wrote all over it." Lee said.
Haku looked at the head. "Let's see, I think this one says...'Naruto Is better'"
Lee looked at the corner. "This says 'Ugly loser' and there's a poorly drawn mustache too."
"And this is a sign of a girl on his hair."
"And there are freckles on his cheeks."
"The right corner says 'Loser Sasuke'"
Sasuke glared at Naruto. Naruto looked at the keyboard. 'Someone, anyone talk to me...'
"Huh?" Naruto looked at the screen.
"What is it?" Gaara looked at Naruto.
"Someone picked me..." Naruto sighed. 'Thank gods!'
N-Destiny15:Hi
Foxy-Smile-999: Yo
N-Destiny15: Is your name Foxy?
Foxy-Smile-999: how did u know?
N-Destiny15: It says it on your comments.
Foxy-Smile-999: Oh, I knew that.
N-Destiny15: ...you sound annoying
"He's right about that" Kiba looked over Naruto's shoulder.
"Shut up!" Naruto pushed Kiba away.
Foxy-Smile-999: how can u tell if someone sounds annoying when you never met them?
N-Destiny15: I can always tell
Foxy-Smile-999: well I can tell that u r cocky
N-Destiny15: How can YOU tell?
Foxy-Smile-999: Instinct
N-Destiny15: an animal haves instinct.
Foxy-Smile-999: r u calling me an animal?
N-Destiny15: No, if I did, I'll be insulting the animals.
Foxy-Smile-999: what? U take that back you ass!
N-Destiny15: no
Foxy-Smile-999: take it back!
N-Destiny15: make me
N-Destiny15: Signed off 1:15 A.M
"I'll kill you!" Naruto flicked off the computer. "That's it I'm writing his address down, you have not seen the last of me!" Naruto yelled.
"Shut up, it's after one" Shikamaru threw a shoe at Naruto.
"Go to bed Dobe" Sasuke growled.
Looked at his friends. "How did you guys get those blankets?"
"Your mom gave them to us." Kiba said as he put his dog I his blanket.
Naruto sighed, turned off the laptop and went to sleep.
'I'm not going to forget this N-Destiny15...'
To Be Continued...
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Yaoilover S: Well, what do ya think?
Naruto: What is SasuNaru? And what is NejiNaru?
Yaoilover S: sorry I didn't hear that Naruto. But I'll let you ask me one question.
Naruto: Fine I read all of the stories you read and one author said that the S in Yaoilover S seems like Sailor moon S. So what dose the S stands for in Yaoilover S?
Yaoilover S: easy the S stands for my first name.
Naruto: but-
Yaoilover S: sorry, only one question, I need to tell everyone about this chapter!
Naruto: fine...
Yaoilover S: (1) the city they were looking at really dose exists; I went there with my sister and her friend. Remember the part when Naruto took the flower, well my sister's friend did that but instead of getting one, we stole three!
(2) Trash cat is the name I give to my sister's cat and any other ugly cat, I also gives names like garbage dog and waste hamster
(3) Donkey Konga is a real Japanese game; my brothers got the first and second one. The first one has songs you may know but I made Naruto like the Galaxy Express 999 so I can write down the lyrics. Is you haven't noticed earlier about the song Colors, then I should tell you now. Do you know Utada Hikari? The one that sang Simple and Clean or Hikari in Kingdom Hearts? Well if you do, then you should also know that she sung the song colors!
(4) Naruto's room is actually my room, but I don't have a laptop and I don't live alone in that room. My real room is a king-size room and I live with my two sisters.
(5) That version of truth or dare is the way my family use to play! When there is over five people, we always make each other do really nasty and embarrassing things like eat dog food or drink some toilet water after my mom used the bathroom!
Naruto: That's just sad
Yaoilover S: shut up! I still need to make the gift that you and the others will wear!
Naruto: No! Not the outfits :runs away:
Yaoilover S: Please review! Ja:chases Naruto: come back here you fox!
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