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July 14, 2007 at 12:00 AM
“Yes”, Sakura nodded without hesitation, “Yes I do expect you to have sex with me.”
“Okay then”, Itachi said and started to unbutton his pants.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that cracked me up so fucking MUCH!!!! LOL great one!!!! I know so many guys that would say that...lol!
“Okay then”, Itachi said and started to unbutton his pants.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that cracked me up so fucking MUCH!!!! LOL great one!!!! I know so many guys that would say that...lol!
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April 1, 2007 at 12:00 AM
that was really good and i hope you update soon!
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December 9, 2006 at 12:00 AM
I really liked this story, and I think you should do a sequel.
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February 3, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Dude. The thing about Akatsuki cross-stitching! A friend and I had a similar conversation!
I was like, "And who the hell did they find to make their costumes? They just walk up to some shop and be like--
Hi. We're the Akatsuki--a league of extraoridinary badasses who like killing. Could you make us some robes?
S.Keeper: Er. Well. I'm not sure if we--
Do. It. Or Itachi. Will. Stab. You. For. Hours. In. A. Second.
S.Keeper: Uh...what?
Itachi: *stabbnation!*
S.Keeper: Ack! Oh God! Okay! What would you like on it?
Kisame: Oh can I choooose? Pleeease!
Akatsuki: *eyeroll* Fine.
Kisame: Clouds. I want clouds. Happy red DEATH CLOUDS.
S. Keeper: Allrighty...happy red death clouds it is....
Or do they have a little tailor who hangs out in their lair? I started rambling. Sorry. But I thought the jokes were funny. :D
I was like, "And who the hell did they find to make their costumes? They just walk up to some shop and be like--
Hi. We're the Akatsuki--a league of extraoridinary badasses who like killing. Could you make us some robes?
S.Keeper: Er. Well. I'm not sure if we--
Do. It. Or Itachi. Will. Stab. You. For. Hours. In. A. Second.
S.Keeper: Uh...what?
Itachi: *stabbnation!*
S.Keeper: Ack! Oh God! Okay! What would you like on it?
Kisame: Oh can I choooose? Pleeease!
Akatsuki: *eyeroll* Fine.
Kisame: Clouds. I want clouds. Happy red DEATH CLOUDS.
S. Keeper: Allrighty...happy red death clouds it is....
Or do they have a little tailor who hangs out in their lair? I started rambling. Sorry. But I thought the jokes were funny. :D
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February 2, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Finally,someone remembers Itachi is still a child,the violence doesn't signify.Good girl,smart girl,YEAH Sakura!
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February 2, 2006 at 12:00 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA! That was...just...very very funny! I think it is a perfect challenge fic! I'm glad you felt challenged! Contraceptive no Jutsu! KYAHAHAHA! Really, this made me laugh hard! I like it. The end was a little flowery and awkward, but that made the "older brother" part that much better! Good job!(^-^)v
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February 2, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Aw, that was super sweet! Most Itachi/Sakura fics are rape stories. This was a nice change of pace.