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Reviews for Why Konoha nin should not get high!

By : KageKitsuneXXX
  • From ANON - Aingyl on April 05, 2011
    LMAO! That is all.
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  • From DevilnBlue on June 13, 2010
    OMFG something is definetly wrong with you. You are right. Random weed-smoking Rastafarian, are you kidding me? If that wasn't a funny sterotype I don't know what it was and when he told them that they had gotten the wrong box of stuff... lol. Why, why, why I nearly freaking passed out when Akamaru talked in that Barry Manilow voice. I was like 'wtf' at first I thought it was maybe Shino because he hadn't talked throughout the story yet but when it was Akamaru... I freaked. I couldn't stop giggling I can't pick my favorite moments because they are all my favorite moments. I thought it was so cute that Gaara rose his hand for some random reason not knowing he rose it because he liked Naruto too. I wanted to squee so loud. Have you done a Naruto/Gaara story yet? You should, really, really should. But when Lee began to direct the lesbian action I nearly died laughing. You are so crazy but I love that about you now XP
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  • From Kerrisa on January 18, 2010
    Tell you what I thought!? You want to know what I thought!! my sides are sore!! My neighbors probably think i'm some raving lunatic because it's silent as a grave in here except for my random outbursts of hysterical laughter!

    Exhibit:1

    “I had some vacation time stored up, so I took a couple weeks off. Orochimaru’s okay with it.”

    Exhibit:2

    Breast feeding Rain Ninja!?

    Exhibit:3

    Gaara xD!!!!!

    Exhibit:4 + 5 + 6

    “Dude, I’ve got the munchies like a motherfucker!”

    “Bitch you always have the munchies!” Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White?

    Exhibit:7

    OMG Chouji!!!!!xD!!! ( puwahaha found the homage to Notorious B.I.G. and Fat Bastard! xD)

    Exhibit:8

    Kiba blushed and mumbled softly. “It just makes me feel pretty!"

    I love you, but I may need to find some angst to read next, because if I find another funny crack fic of yours, my neighbors may send professional help my way to cart me off to a pretty white room with padded walls xD XOXOXs Kei-Chan
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  • From Leeana69 on November 06, 2008
    I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. I couldn't breath and I almost fell off my chair. Ima give you some quotes that almost KILLED me man...I almost died, but I enjoyed every damn second of it.

    **“Will you hurry up Sakura, you’re holding up the plot!”**

    **“Why doesn’t anybody like me? I don’t even like me! When I masturbate, I only end up annoying myself!"**

    **Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White?**

    **"Well, we kind of figured that your mom ate him in some kind of weird mating ritual. She’s kind of butch man!” Naruto offered helpfully.
    Kiba shrugged in response; that probably was what happened knowing his mom**

    Seriously, that was Funny as hell. Job.well.done. XDDDDD


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  • From ANON - ki'ichigo on October 25, 2008
    the best story i've read.couln't stop laughing.where did u get it from?tell me pweeese!!!!!!!!
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  • From MeganekkoMint on September 01, 2008
    lmao THAT WAS AWESOME.
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  • From hsbs on May 27, 2008
    Nice! Very funny! Some bits that made me actually LOL:

    1. Gaara looked up at his hand quizzically. He had no idea why, but for some reason he had this irresistible urge to put his hand in the air. And quite possibly, wave it like he just didn’t care.(LOL - this is from a song too? But what song? I canna remember...)

    2. “What, you act like you’ve never seen a dog talk before?” Even Kiba was amazed. Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White? (so Akamaru has the sexiest voice in all of Konoha? Even sexier than baritone Sasuke!))

    And the answers to your challenge:
    1. (Fat Bastard moment: “I wish you people would get off my back about my eating habits! None of you know what it’s like.” Chouji’s voice shook with emotion and took on a slight Scottish accent. “I eat because I’m unhappy…and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle I don’t know how to break.”)

    2. (Notorious BIG moment: “Chouji…Chouji…Chouji!”

    “Huh?”

    “Can’t you see?”

    “What?”

    “Sometimes your words just hypnotize me…”) Now wheres my damn cookies?
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  • From suzannecmc on December 12, 2007
    "everybody had a blunt the size of a Cuban cigar"

    hehehe...hehehe...hehehe, my favorite line.
    oh that was fun!
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  • From charmpit on November 13, 2007
    OMFG you should lay off that stuff! You are worse than Stephen King!
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  • From ANON - Styles07 on September 19, 2007
    *hahaha* must stop laughing and *hahahaha* give good *hahahaha* review *hahahahaha* oh I give up *hahahaha*
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  • From ANON - Taylor on August 25, 2007
    Dear God I havent laughed that hard in a while.
    I always figured SAsuke was a bitch, but a raging Latina?

    THAT'S GOING DOWN IN HISTORY, MAMI.

    I had to read it out loud with an accent and everything. =w=

    Oh yes, Biggie's words DO hypnotize me...into wanting to rip his larynx out. I love the chorus though. >:3

    AMAZING job. Freaking hilarious. PLease, let more Konoha ninja's get high.

    It's good stuff.

    twistedneko@yahoo.com
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  • From ANON - Adi on July 11, 2007
    So I was sitting here today avoiding starting revision for my big ass exam thinking hmm, I am completely bored off my arse, what can I do? and then it clicked me, light bulb and everything, I should check what else KK has written, and well as you can see I found this. I nearly died from laughing so hard. I hope you know this and feel incredibly guilty because my sides hurt.

    Oh dude, your one shots are freaking amazing. Tch write more, WRITE MORE. In fact, I don't care what else you have to do, I am appointing you as person-to-distract-Adi-from-exam-and-stop-her-angsting-about-it. Long ass title I know, but I'm sure you can deal with it. Anywho, enjoy your crown and title, and gimme more baby!


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  • From ANON - ~)(~windy~)(~ on July 06, 2007
    hey, just found your story and out of all the people who've read it I surely hope I wasn't the only one who had the iresistible urge to listen to 'Enter Sandman' and get high at the same time.
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  • From tovah on June 25, 2007
    I really wish I was high when I read this. It would probably be even funnier than it already is.
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  • From yaoilover07 on June 25, 2007
    OMFG This was just hilarious I laughed throught the whole thing. You have got to write a similar story.
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