Well, of course I've done the 'dirty downward dog sunpraiser'!  But that gives you SUN-kissed (or sun-bitten if left out too long without protection) balls.  93-chan used the phrase 'tan(ned) kissed' once before, and that makes me think of someone with a tan rubbing up like a cat against one's nads.

And I've not done the DDDS since... sniff!  SnapDragonChampion25 turned out to be falsehood.  To be sad from a broken heart... is just too sad!!

Are you telling me you don't let your balls sit in the sun for 2 hours a day Copier? Honestly man

Two things I noticed while skimming down your latest halfsie chapter:

'Powerful thighs intermixed with muscle and fat were clearly apparent, and the male noticed her curvaceous hips that were ni all the right places causing him to grin widely from one ear to the other while he was silently stroking that fully erect shaft with one of his sun tanned calloused hands.' (4 for 4, with once again, randomly misspelled words in a copy-and-paste paragraph.  I mean seriously!!  How does that happen?!  When you got it from Craig's List, did you jot it down on your wall so you have to look at it to type it down?!  I see no other plausible explanation!  Also, probably the most cringeworthy of all is this repeatedly reused phrase: 'the male noticed her curvaceous hips that were ni all the right places.'  Disregarding the while 'the male' strangeness, you're using a sentence meant to sound more fluid like this: 'She had curves in all the right places.'  Saying that he is deducing that her curvaceous hips that were IN all the right places just hits the ear (or mind) wrong.)

And the other thing, near the bottom: the man's masculine visage...  If he's a man, it's redundant to describe his face as masculine.

On another, positive yet shocking note: all your other accounts' stories are now on your ShroudedShinobi92 account!  How Super Kawaii~!!  Though this does mean my love with SnapDragonChampion25 was a sham.  Why did you hurt me?  Why do you want my tender heart broken?💔

Well, now you can't say 'someone is confusing me for someone else' anymore!  Oh-ho-ho!  Oh dear...

And just one more Kami-damn thing: I saw you 'fixed' the spelling that I pointed out in Ch. 7... but you only fixed 'thigs'.  Two words was all you read of my last review?!  I'm trying to help you, Kami-dammit!  You spelled 'clearly' 'lcearly'!  How do you miss that?!  Stop acting like 'sproing-oing-oing' is a sexy sound for an erection to make when we all know 'wubba-ubba-ubba' is far more stimulating to a woman's butt ear!  How do you get tanned kissed balls?!  Why does everyone call him 'Naruto-san'?!  All your other accounts claimed to be women and/or blind(ish)!  What the Kami-damn is going on?!  A male crow was shoved down Naruto's throat!  Male birds are called 'cocks'!  Itachi shoved his cock down Naruto's throat!!

'Powerful thigs intermixed with muscle and fat were lcearly apparent' [Ch. 7]

... I thought you checked each and every line, and your spelling and grammar were 'spot on'.  Can't you even copy-and-paste right?!  
I would also like to mention that this aforementioned paragraph was recited in your previous two chapters.  Therefore... Kage Called-It no Jutsu!

"Yes Naruto-san I do it feels so Kami-damn incredible!"

... I'm overlooking Kushina saying 'Naruto-san'. I am overlooking the missing punctuation and grammar mistakes.  I'm overlooking EVERYTHING... because I can just see... ... Kami-damn.

Kami dammit...

Japanesey speech doesn't work like that, mein führer.  It just doesn't kamidammit work like that...

I’m taking Copier’s explanation as canon now

3 for 3; 'fat intermixed thighs of muscle and power' made a CUMback like a sonovabitch!  As did your dyslexia.  I truly don't know which has made a more triumphant return.  But I'm sure this is what is on everyone's mind - including my own - teh faq happened to your other accounts' stories?  I thought them to be deleted (as my own mercilessly were in my earliest days) but looking them up, they still exist; merely hidden because of TOS violations.  So what are the violations?  As always, I have my theories...  You request someone to write a 'sexy' paragraph for you on Craig's list, and after going through a few people soliciting sex, you got a paragraph and paid $10 for the infamous 'intermixed thighs' paragraph; for an extra $5 per phrase, you got 'masculine ears', 'moisturized nails', and 'sun kissed nads'.  Well, that adds up to a goddamn large sum of money!  Ain't no nut gonna let such profitable words go to waste on a single story!  And so, PoisonousFang92, sonutolover92, and the old bait-and-switch, cleverly conceived SnapDragonChampion25 were created to smuggle your rich phrases to other stories like cocaine balloons in the rectum.  Sure, it tickles and makes you frisky, but it's no good for anyone's health.  Now we wait... we wait to see if this new story will go 4 for 4, and how many updates to the same chapter it'll take to get to that fourth.  Damn the Unternet for not allowing you to post the full chapter in one go!

92-chan 4eva❤️
Daisuki, SnapDragonChampion25...

92-chan!  Days seemed so much darker until Black Friday!  2 for 2: intermixed fat thighs of power and visibility will continue to brighten our muscular days!

And 92-chan has returned!