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Reviews for Attack of the Giant Penis

By : ChrisAbi
  • From ANON - Anon on August 31, 2011
    Oh my kami!! This was just beautiful!! Hahahahahahaha!! A giant penis attack all of the elemental nations! Ahahaha i'm sorry but you just had to of been on some crazy shyt for this to have popped into your head lol or a penis..hmmmm! lol jk!! But honestly this had to be one of the funniest stories i've read on here by far!! It was absolutely brilliant!! :D

    Damn! I really fucking think im going to have nightmares of a giant penis coming for me now, lol I hope I don't have one. xD
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  • From nocontact on March 04, 2009
    ...This could have been a B-movie...
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  • From Animedevildog on December 28, 2008
    So fuckingly hilarious!!! I was literally rolling on the floor next to my desk laughing to the point of tears!
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  • From NarutolHinata on March 12, 2008
    Funny Story! but what about Jiraya? now THAT would be funny!
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  • From DetoxAngel on March 11, 2008
    Oh my god I love you guys! I love all of your fics, this one was definitely the most humourous. When Kakashi can't get it up, you know we're in deep shit. That had me rolling. And Sasuke, that was hilarious too.
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  • From ANON - yupyup on March 08, 2008
    Now that's hard hitting jounalism.
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  • From antimatterannihilation on March 07, 2008
    wtf?!?!!? lmao that was pretty damn funny i think naruto was the only one thinking somewhat rashinally
    ttul
    bye
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  • From FairyNiamh on March 06, 2008
    OK to... clarify things... when Drivven and I discussed the Giant Penis' mode of... locomotion we both agree the it is hopping in it's... twins. (Yes I realize the only mention of the sacs is Gaara's swearing off of the gourd... but it is there.)

    As per us being sex deprived... sorry... the only thing we are deprived of is sleep (from time to time) and sanity... though we don't really miss the whole sanity thing. Too much trouble if you ask me!

    The likely hood of there being a sequel... slim to none... the likely hood that possible said sequel will feature a giant vagina... none. (Unless you count Sakura... and in that case she is already in this one!)

    *hugs* to all who reviewed and to Drivven... well at least we didn't lose our insanity!
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  • From Jien on March 05, 2008
    I can't wait for a part two!!! totally hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please let there be a part two, the giant vagina or something!! I love you!

    ~Jien
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  • From BlackAsuka on March 05, 2008
    Yes, well, when Kakashi can't get it up, you know we are in deep shit.

    I nearly pissed myself laughing. That quote may very well become one of my regular status updates for facebook.
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  • From shadowsonata on March 05, 2008
    *still laughing uncontrollably* Oh God, I'm sorry but I had to read it a second time around. Jesus, dude, I can't breathe. Poor Lee and his penis head shaped hair! I never thought of it that way. *stomach clutching* Someone should have gotten smacked by the penis! LOL. No, wait, there was no mention of Sac terror. I think I would be more afraid of the twin ball sac than anything! Shit, now I'm picturing the Penis swinging it's head back and forth, toppling the buildings in the village like fucking Godzilla or something. *Laughs and cries* Look mommy, a giant penis is sitting on daddy! Bwahahahaha.
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  • From shadowsonata on March 05, 2008
    The biggest shock was Ibiki's decision to get a sex change and then declare himself a lesbian...

    Whahahahahaha! Whahahahahaha *tears rolling* Fucking genius. This entire oneshot was fucking genius! Oh God, my stomach hurts. Dear Lord, I think I burst something! No, no, have to stop thinking about giant peni. I can't breathe, I can't breathe! LOL. Damn.
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  • From ANON - Panther Eyes on March 04, 2008
    i only read this cuz of the title n all i have 2 say is... U MUST 1 SICK TWISTED SEX DEPRAVED MIND 4 WRITING THIS KIND OF STORY! YES IT WAS FUNNY BUT STILL!!! I WOULD 2 RUN IF I SEE A GIANT PENIS CUZ I AM A VIRGIN N IT WOULD SPLIT ME IN 2!
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  • From spooksies on March 04, 2008
    WTF!?!?!?!?! you two need to go to bed ASAP!!!


    HOWEVER.........that was just fucking funny as hell!!!!!!
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  • From drivven on March 04, 2008
    Um, yeah well, I don't think locomotion was ever discussed......Good question Sneakyfox! And you can only hope that Fairy and I don't have another all night chat fest, otherwise your question might end up being addressed. Good Lord please for-fend! ROFL Sorry couldn't resist after reading that review! Thanks for posting it Fairy, Love ya!
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