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By : boyarina

From IAgree on December 01, 2006
How come you always seem to know when I’m having a bad day? ‘Cause whenever I’m having a horrible day, I come home from the Hell called work, I get an e-mail saying ‘New Chapter of Sassy-chan’ which immediately brightens up my day! It's like you have a radar for that or something!

Anyways… BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sasuke drank a love potion... which is an awesome concept when you think about it. 'He' drinks a potion that was meant for 'him', but at the same time... it really wasn't since Sasuke's a female! Complex of Confusion! I bet Sakura thinks she’s going insane (I know I would check myself into a looney bin if anything like that happened to me!)! Meh heh. And poor unsuspecting Naruto-kun (not really), he’s going to get molested by a sex-driven Sassy-chan (We all know that he’ll like it so, it’s not too ‘poor him’)! And Sasuke finally succumbed to the pressure of being female (at least he has sense enough to ask how to use a tampon, though)!

Sigh, poor Sakura, things just aren't going in her favor at all lately! What with the looking like death warmed over and such. Ah well, it amuses this one, so it must be good! Lolz.

Again, another fantastic chapter! I giggled the whole way through so you know that I'll be bouncing in my seat for more! (And will still be checking daily for updates even though I get e-mails informing me when you've updated...)

Please Regard Me Kindly,
I Agree
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From ANON - Donedin on December 01, 2006
so she finally knows. Thank god. I have been waiting for that, but never really expected the love potion thing.. good call. Cant wait for the hext chappy! ^_^
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From ANON - Nellysan on November 30, 2006
Hahahahah
I love the end!
Wow, another great work
Keep it up >.>
Looking forward to it!

Your loyal follower
Nellysan
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From ANON - Anon on November 18, 2006
You have absolutely no idea how much this made my day! Work sucked more than usual this morning, so when I came home with my Mom baking chocolate chip cookies and an e-mail saying that there was an update for 'Sassy-chan', I did my spaz dance again! And might I say that I will never have a cookie again until next week... or tomorrow. Which ever. XD. This was the cherry on top of the fantastic end of the day!

I must say the chapter didn't go at all as I had suspected. Therefore, it was fantastic! I love surprises like this! Truthfully, I thought that Naruto would act completely different since he knew that Sasuke was a girl and that Sasuke would act more... girly. Fabulous surprise for me! Yay's!

The ending was utterly fagulous! I can't wait to see how Naruto gets himself out of this one (or if Sasuke will let him!). Poor Sakura, she'll probably be scarred for life after seeing that (I would just take pictures and hand them out to all the yaoi lovers out there XD. No profit though, all of the yaoi lovers must unite).

Lol, I can't wait to see the next chapter! I again wait impatiently!

With Lurve,
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From ANON - Cam on October 29, 2006
Finally to the good part...was kinda starting to drawl on and on there. Also Valley of the End not Valley of the Dead...unless your talking about soem AU alternative fight you just made up...and in that case not a very original name eh?
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From ANON - logophobia on October 29, 2006
a friggin masterpeice is what this st0ry is
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From ANON - Nellysan on October 28, 2006
Oh...dear...
Sassy just got molested in an alleyway...
Go Naruto! The only peice of ass you can get!
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From IAgree on October 28, 2006
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yesh! *Does her evil dance of glee* That was completely fantastic! Through both chapters, especially 23, I had a huge grin on, it was just so funny! I read them over and over again!

I feel kinda stupid though, because when I read the last portion of Chapter 22 heard about the blood puddle, it really didn't hit me what that was. I just thought, 'Hey, I don't rememer Shika or Sakura using a knife or anything like that.' So when I read the next chapter, I felt like an idiot. Not anymore though! Too happy! MUWHAHAHAHA! 'Boys' having periods! Hey, is Sasuke going to stay a girl now?

Anyway, what I suggest for your Sakura situation is to keep her in the dark for some time until you can think of something that you like... and have everyone (Sasuke mostly) make a fool out of themselves as they try to find out/hide Sasuke's secret. It could be fun! Especially if you keep everyone but those who know now in the dark too! *Thinks on it* Though there could be down sides. I don't know what you are planning for the future (not prying! I love surprises anyway!) so I can't give you concrete advice. That and I don't know whether or not you wanted to get it out of the way or not. I do see a cry fest in the future though.

YOU ARE THE BEST! I LURVE YOU! YOU MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE! *huggles her 'Sassy-chan' and 'boyarina' plushies while still giggling evilly* Meh heh heh.

Keep going and know that you have my complete support and fascination! I shall try not to tear things apart with my impacience to write more!

Please Regard Me Kindly,
I Agree

P.S. You are not alone in your fear of stairs! I was doing the stupid thing and dancing down stairs that were covered in carpet that isn't too stapled to the stairs anymore (old house) and I slipped. It was nothing too major (or at least I thought), since I just bent my pinkie toe the wrong way (not giving details in case some people are toe-phobic like my friend). I wasn't bedridden, however, I did get this massive bruise. So I feel ya on that fear, I really do!
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From IAgree on October 23, 2006
AAAAAHHHHH!! *banging her head against the table* DAMN CLIFFIES! THEY ARE EVIL! EEEEEEEVIL I TELL YOU!

Now as a writer of fanfiction myself, I understand that cliff-hangers are a vital part of the equation for a good story. They make people itch for more, and I appreciate that and use it constantly. BUT I HATE THEM NOW! ERG! *Rolls around on the floor in frustration* The tables have turned on I Agree!

Yeah, it took me awhile to write a review, sorry. I have the weak excuse of: Whenever I sat down to write one, something either too amusing for my blonde mind or dire came up... Yeah... bad excuse.

Weird thing though, I will admit that what caught my eye about 'Sassy-chan' was that about a year ago I had this idea that 'Hey, what if Naruto was originally a girl, and Kyuubi didn't like that when he was forced into him? Hey! Let's make it so that Kyuubi made some 'adjustments' and then Naruto's aura was getting stronger so he was unknowningly correcting all the changes!' I thought that was a huge coincidence so I was like 'Oooo!' (Funny, I had actually completely forgotten about that fic until I saw yours). I don't think it would have mattered anyway, I had never planned on putting it up and still don't.

Anyway, good luck again and know that you have made yourself a very big and loving fan who waits to cuddle the next chapter! (poor Sakura! I can't wait!!! I hope she's not too heartbroken... but I know she will be... *sigh* Star-struck girls...)

Please Regard Me Kindly,
I Agree
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From ANON - shadowkitsune686 on October 20, 2006
Please hurry up and write the next chapter I LOOOOOOVE this stroy
So PLEASE do'nt stop!!!!!!!
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From ANON - Shadow.Jinxs on October 18, 2006
Shika getting marry to ino? T_T Termai(gaara sis) should come and crash the wedding! chao! She got way beigger breast then ino and me don't like flat pigs! Anywho -.-''' Hurry up and write more. I'll be waiting. I wonder how pinky face will look when she find out her sex god is a sex goddess! MUHAHAHahaha! dobe. :D you may me happy today. THANKS!

writer in training,
Shadow.Jinxs
p.s let the taco bring good waves to thee.
p.s.s ino/shika is okay but Termai should still crash the wedding. it will be funnze
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From ANON - The Black Miroku on October 08, 2006
Just because i got deleted doesn't mean i can't review

Nice story, interesting plot, and a female Sasuke, never would have thought of that. I'm expecting get things out of you Boyarina. 10 out of 10
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From ANON - damenfreya on October 07, 2006
Great chapter! >:) The image of Sassychan running to get away from Sakura and Shika has me totally smiling in evil delight. Just love Sakura's inner reasoning for checking his pants, heehee. Poor Poor Sasuke. :P Shika is just too smart for his own good. His description of what-Tsunade-is-not was great! Keep it up!
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From ANON - Cam on October 07, 2006
...Well as long as it isn't SasuxSaku, you have my support.
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From IAgree on September 25, 2006
*Begins to glomp and pet a personification of 'Sassychan'* Yay! I originally wasn't a big 'Naruto' fan. He was cute and adorable, and it was an anime at my neices and nephew were into. I didn't give it much thought really unless I was watching the actual show...

YOU MAKE ME LOVE IT! I don't know what it is (The Sasuke and Naruto pairing just makes me love yaoi... which I don't understand how anyone can't love!?!) but you make me absolutely adore it. I'll have to watch some more episodes now. ^-^

Anyways, I hope you know that you are also killing me... The fact that he's changing back in and out of a female is very infuriating yet completely genious. But also my evil side popped up, (I think every female has some sort of Inner Sakura-chan in them) and I was laughing at him, thinking: 'FINALLY!!! A 'guy' who will know what it is like to have cramps! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hope his are particularly horrible and painful! Oh, Poor Sakura. This is going to be completely funny when she finds out!'

Then of course, I felt bad (only slightly). But I'm still hoping!

I'm going to refrain on giving any advice (Not that you need it... I always give some advice in one form or the other) for now, as I'm still confused as to who everyone is. I'll have to find out soon, though, so I can enjoy it more! (Thank you my friend Google and Absoluteanime.com!!!)

I am eagerly awaiting for the next update! (More like impatiently bouncing on the walls and tearing things apart kind of waiting... but that's still waiting, eh?) Keep up the fantastic work! I lurve it!

Please Regard Me Kindly!
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