Click Here!

Reviews for Musings

By : heartlessgrey
  • From ANON - 354351 on July 07, 2014
    You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

    CASE ONE -
    Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

    CASE TWO -
    Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

    CASE THREE -
    Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

    Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

    We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

    NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

    1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

    5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

    15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
    Report Review

  • From PixiMe on September 15, 2008
    Fantastic! This is so refreshingly creative. The ending had me laughing.
    Report Review

  • From ANON - Nail Kitty on October 27, 2006
    o.o That has to be the best thing I've ever read, and that's all I can think to say about it. Aside from, "OMFG HILARIOUS."
    Report Review

  • From ANON - blueinu on October 27, 2006
    I LOVE the desriptiveness of this piece! Good work.One of my fave pairing, other than neji/naru and gaa/naru!

    Update Soon!Don't make me use puppy dog-eye-no-jutsu on you! hehehehe ;P
    Report Review

  • From ANON - Jojo on September 29, 2006
    That was really good/funny. I've never seen this pairing before, but of course anything with my little Lee in it is good. ^_^ The Naruto POV was perfect!
    Report Review

  • From ANON - kiki on September 04, 2006
    bhahahahaha muhahahahahahaha Naruto is too funny! great story!
    Report Review

  • From ANON - Rogue on February 11, 2006
    First time I read an erotic Lee/Naruto fanfic. I'm more into SasuNaru, NejiNaru or LeeSaku but this fic intrigued me so I gave it a shot and I'm impressed. Good job on this!
    Report Review

  • From ANON - Van on May 14, 2005
    please write a long one with Lee/Naruto paring please!!!!!! lots of sex parts too!!! Make the teme Saske bastard jelous of Lee!!!! Mahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Report Review

  • From ANON - Blackredwings on January 15, 2005
    0_0 wow! that was..... WOW! write more that was good and i go a kick out of it cause you have rock lee think all the great sex stuff with naruto then here naruto think about how big the eyebrows are let me tell you now when i saw rock lee in the naruto manga i feel out of me seat laughing cause he reminded me of my old 6th grade teacher. but write more and if you could write a Gaara/Naruto plz cause i can't find any good ones. and i review more if u do. thanks
    Report Review

  • From ANON - dinkscythe on December 05, 2004
    ohgod! that's so wrong *lmao*

    rock lee: poetic, passionate (horny), imaginative, emotional, blahblah blahblah.
    naruto: "eyebrows! eww"
    Report Review

  • From YaoiGoddess on December 01, 2004
    ......................

    *falls out of chair*

    .............................

    *finally starts laughing*

    That was great! Lee was fantasizing and stuff and Naru-chan is pondering why Lee doesn't pluck his eyebrows! That was great! Funny much! Loved it!
    Report Review

  • From ANON - lillilly on December 01, 2004
    I likes this idea, coul we possibly see sasu's musings about naru too, I love it when he get huffy cause someone else is looking at naru!!!
    Report Review

  • From ANON - MistressofDragons on December 01, 2004
    Excellent! Wonderfully funny ending. . . but poor Lee. He needs some love. Yay for Lee/Naruto! (and you're right, Lee has to be the seme, at least the first few times.)
    . . .
    poor Lee! Naruto is so oblivious. They are wonderful together but it's so hard to hook them up. (this is coming from someone trying to write a Lee/Naruto)
    . . .
    I'm rambling aren't I? Oops. . . anyway I hope to see more Lee/Naruto from you! There is hardly any out there. We need more! More, I say! Fans of Lee/Naruto unite!!!!
    . . .
    . . .
    Ummm, I'll be leaving now, ja ne!
    Report Review

  • From ANON - SpiritFighter on December 01, 2004
    omg! I love it. You nearly killed me at the end, because somehow I was expecting Naruto to be thinking that, yet I wasn't O-o. Anyways, it would suck for Lee to get aroused in that suit since it's spandex-y and all. haha. *images* teh bulge!! *dies of laughter*
    Report Review

  • From DeviousLilDevil on November 30, 2004
    ROTFL!!!!!! that was hilarious!
    Report Review

T.O.S. | Content Guidelines | DMCA Info | F.A.Q. | Facebook | Tumblr | Abuse | Support | Contact | Donate

Click Here!